🎙️ First Hour Analysis 🎙️

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (05-30-2024)

What food items/restaurants were talked about?

00:00.588 – Bomgars gift card promotion ($30 gift card for $25)

07:00.000-07:30.000 – Discussion about:

• Pollo (restaurant)
• Fighting Leslie (restaurant/vendor)
• Beer vendors at the FC match

18:17.820-33:15.000 – Extended “Click Click Boom” salad discussion including:

• Ranch dressing (50% of Americans’ favorite)
• Italian dressing
• Caesar dressing
• Green Goddess dressing
• Romaine lettuce (America’s #1)
• Iceberg lettuce (#2)
• Spinach (#3)
• Spring mix
• Baby spinach
• Pasta salad
• Potato salad
• Sweet Greens restaurant
• Kava restaurant
• Chinese food (Chewy ate)

25:05.000 – Sting’s olive oil (from his Italian plantation)

38:00.000 – Bucky’s (mentioned in context of Lenny Kravitz shopping there)

• Beaver Nugs/Bagel bites

News stories talked about during this portion:

06:00.000-07:00.000 – Austin FC soccer match (they lost, no points scored)

09:00.000-17:00.000 – Jason Momoa discussion:

• His vodka brand “Meili” (M-E-I-L-I-L) racing to top of charts
• His band playing roadhouse rock style
• Playing at various venues as part of vodka/music tour
• Was in Chicago, Dallas, coming to Austin
• Previously married to Lisa Bonet (Lenny Kravitz’s ex-wife, making him stepdad to Zoe Kravitz)

16:00.000 – Con Air movie discussion (Chewy watching and recasting it)

“Click Click Boom” segment:

18:17.820-33:15.000 – The segment focused on “Survey Uncovers Bizarre Salad Combinations Across the USA”

Clickbait options presented but not chosen:

• Nine dangers of ketamine
• Seven best Billy Joel songs according to fans
• 20 delightful idioms from around the world
• Rocks One Hit Wonders
• 13 most overrated A-list celebrities

Salad survey findings mentioned:

• Poll of 2000 adults
• Ranch is #1 dressing (50% of Americans)
• Romaine is #1 lettuce
• Iceberg is #2 lettuce
• Spinach is #3 green (1/3 of Americans choose it)
• 55% of Americans turn to unhealthy food when lettuce goes bad
• 78% say they eat at least two salads per week
• 75% consider pasta salad a “salad”
• 40% more likely to eat salads dining out
• 82% (4 in 5) Americans have bad lettuce in fridge right now
• Half of Americans let “professionals” make their salads

Funny moments or memorable quotes:

00:22.473-01:10.000 – Bob confused about his chair placement, blaming “Local Licks Live”

01:40.000-02:30.000 – Introduction banter about Chewy being heavyweight champ with record of “one and oh, oh and oh” and joking about the belt still fitting

05:00.000-06:00.000 – Bob staying out late with CJ Morgan at the match, joking about fans stopping him (not fans of Matt/Chewy, fans of the show)

08:00.000-10:00.000 – Discussion of Jason Momoa having publicists “on land and under the sea” for his Aquaman role

12:00.000-13:30.000 – “Target rich environment” discussion about Momoa’s concerts attracting women, awkwardly trying to find better terminology than “target”

13:30.000-14:00.000 – Reference to “the scabs” and admitting men weren’t there just for the music

14:00.000-15:00.000 – Bob: “He’s got him on land and under the sea… He’s got a whole different publicist for his underwater activities”

19:12.000-23:00.000 – Extended awkward discussion about bedroom performance continuing from previous day’s show, including:

• Dump button usage argument
• “I got mine, you get yours” philosophy
• “Every night’s a late night” vs “I got things to do”
• Generational differences in self-esteem
• Bob’s cavalier attitude vs Chewy’s competitive approach
• “Why you gonna stop at 10.30?” dump button incident

23:00.000-24:00.000 – Proposal to keep a “log” of activities, Chewy adamantly refusing to participate

26:00.000-28:00.000 – Business ideas discussion:

• “Let Us Deliver” (lettuce delivery service)
• “Taxi Cabbage” (for slaw people)
• “Romaine Event”
• “Greens Mean Go”
• Discussion of markup on croutons (“it’s just stale bread”)
• “Salad Sled” concept

29:00.000-30:00.000 – Comparison of two businesses: Arm & Hammer telling people to pour baking soda down the sink, and salad companies selling products people throw away unopened

33:00.000 – Matt: “You know Bob ain’t gonna do it” (clean insides out), Bob: “I’ll do it fortnightly”

33:30.000 – Chewy suggesting “Salad Friday instead of hot dog Friday” – immediate rejection

34:00.000 – Chewy: “This show is so broken” Matt: “We’re broken people”

36:00.000-37:00.000 – Bob’s cowbell bit claiming it’s from Mountain’s “Mississippi Queen” and Blue Öyster Cult’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper,” argument about clanker inside

42:00.000-44:00.000 – Lenny Kravitz celibacy discussion:

• Bob: “Does anyone believe that?”
• “That could be some DSB… dangerous sperm buildup”
• Bob looking in Kara’s eyes to check if she’s had sex based on “whites of eyes clearing up”
• Chewy: “That’s because she was in the parking lot with Chewie before she came in”

48:00.000-49:00.000 – Bob’s “hot take”: Not buying concert tickets until day of show because rockers keep canceling due to health issues or death

49:30.000-52:00.000 – Running gag of ringing cowbell whenever rock news gets boring to trigger Lenny Kravitz stories (happened 4 times total)

51:00.000 – “Bongiovi” pronunciation jokes: “I’ll have the Bongiovi with clam sauce”

Bob’s Rock and Roll News segment:

34:42.000-53:00.000 – Bob’s Rock and Roll News featuring a unique format where Matt and Chewy could ring a cowbell (allegedly from Mountain’s “Mississippi Queen” and Blue Öyster Cult’s “Don’t Fear the Reaper”) anytime the news lagged to trigger one of Bob’s “plethora” of Lenny Kravitz stories.

Bob opened by complaining he’s “Rock’s Last Great Reporter” but not famous enough to beat the drum at Austin FC matches at Q2 Stadium, despite being more famous than Bobby Bones (who he noted is “15th in the market”). He explained why he’s the last great rock reporter: Kurt Loder is napping, Jody Denberg went jazz, and Andy Langer went Hollywood.

The segment included a cowbell running gag where the hosts rang it four times total to switch to Lenny Kravitz stories whenever Bob’s regular rock news dragged. This innovative format blended humor with actual news reporting.

Main stories covered:

• Lenny Kravitz on weed – Revealed he used to smoke “Bob Marley level” weed starting at age 11, had an employee whose job was to roll his joints. Now he’s mostly stopped, only having “a hit every now and then.”
• John Lennon’s guitar auction – A 12-string Framus Hootenanny guitar used on “Help” and “Rubber Soul” sold for $2.9 million, topping his previous record of $2.4 million for a J160E in 2015. Used on “You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away,” “It’s Only Love,” “I’ve Just Seen a Face,” and “Help.”
• Lenny Kravitz celibacy (after first cowbell ring) – The 60-year-old has been celibate for nine years, waiting for the right partner. Previously married to Lisa Bonet. Maintains strict diet and rigorous workouts, calling it “a spiritual thing.”
• Michael Anthony/Sammy Hagar tour promise – The Van Halen members promised “no tapes” on their upcoming “Best of All Worlds” tour, making Bob wonder why bands have to specify this now.
• Lenny Kravitz workouts (after second cowbell ring) – Does 90-minute workouts at 2 a.m. Bob expressed concern: “I’m a little worried about Lenny” – he’s shopping at Bucky’s, working out at 2 a.m., hasn’t had sex in nine years, possible “DSB – dangerous sperm buildup.”
• Heart tour cancellation – Ann Wilson canceled tour dates over health issues, along with mentions of Steven Tyler and Bruce Springsteen also canceling shows.
• Bob’s “Hot Take” – Announced he won’t buy rock concert tickets anymore until day of show due to so many aging rockers canceling due to health issues. Reasons: might get cheaper tickets, and “that’s the only way you’re almost 99 percent sure that the artist is going to be alive.”
• Police Synchronicity box set (attempt) – Started discussing upcoming massive Synchronicity box set and Sting playing at F1, but got cowbell-ed.
• Lenny Kravitz birthday party (after third cowbell ring) – Lisa Bonet and daughter Zoe attended Lenny’s 60th birthday party in Paris despite being split up. Bob joked he smuggled Bucky’s Beaver Nugs through customs.
• Cher lawsuit win – Brief mention that Cher won her lawsuit against Sonny Bono’s estate and widow for song royalties.
• Millie Bobby Brown marriage – Jon Bon Jovi confirmed his son Jake Bongiovi married actress Millie Bobby Brown at an intimate ceremony. They’re both 20 years old, making Bob nervous about young marriages.

Bob delivered his trademark mix of legitimate rock news with comedic commentary, self-deprecating humor about the industry, and genuine concern for aging rockers’ health. His “hot take” about waiting until day of show to buy tickets reflected real frustration with cancellations plaguing the classic rock touring circuit.

Rock and roll shoutout/salute:

53:00.000 – Carlos Rogue (not his real name) received the Rock and Roll News Salute for sending in the Millie Bobby Brown/Jake Bongiovi marriage story. Bob encouraged listeners to email [email protected] for stories, salutes, or special Lenny Kravitz story requests.

Bands talked about during Bob’s rock and roll news:

• Mountain
• Blue Öyster Cult
• Van Halen
• The Police
• Heart
• Black Sabbath (Ozzy mentioned threatening another date)
• The Beatles (John Lennon guitar story)

Artists/Performers mentioned:

• Lenny Kravitz (extensively – 4 separate stories)
• John Lennon
• Michael Anthony
• Sammy Hagar
• Ann Wilson
• Steven Tyler
• Bruce Springsteen
• Ozzy Osbourne
• Sting
• Jon Bon Jovi
• Cher
• Sonny Bono
• Richard Pryor
• Steve Martin
• Eddie Murphy
• Robin Williams
• Kevin Hart

3 paragraph summary (excluding Rock and Roll news):

The show opened with the usual playful chaos as Bob discovered his chair had been moved, blaming the defunct “Local Licks Live” show. The hosts introduced themselves with elaborate, comedic introductions before Matt revealed he’d attended the Austin FC match the previous night with CJ Morgan, getting home around 10:30 pm. Despite the loss, Matt reported being recognized frequently by fans throughout the evening at Q2 Stadium.

The major focus of the first portion centered on an upcoming interview with Jason Momoa, which Bob had been jockeying to arrange for over 12 hours through multiple layers of representatives. Momoa is in town promoting both his band (playing heavy roadhouse rock) and his vodka brand “Meili,” which has unexpectedly shot to the top of spirits charts. Bob explained the scheduling challenges of coordinating with an A-list celebrity who was moving between cities (Chicago, Dallas, Austin), and how he had to push back against a proposed 3-minute interview, insisting on 8-12 minutes minimum to make it worthwhile. The hosts noted the unique appeal of Momoa’s rock shows – unlike typical heavy rock audiences of “dudes in black t-shirts with arms crossed,” his crowds feature many excited women creating an “opportunity-rich environment.”

A recurring, increasingly uncomfortable conversation continued from the previous day about bedroom performance and partner satisfaction. The discussion devolved into debates about generational differences in approach, with Chewy emphasizing the importance of mutual satisfaction while Bob took a more cavalier “there’s always tomorrow” attitude. This led to awkward moments involving dump button usage, proposals to keep performance logs, and numerous double entendres. The extended “Click Click Boom” segment on salad consumption statistics spawned multiple business ideas including “Let Us Deliver” (daily lettuce delivery service), “Taxi Cabbage” (for coleslaw), and “Salad Sled.” The hosts explored America’s relationship with salad, noting that 82% have bad lettuce in their fridge, most bags go unopened to the trash, and people tend to abandon healthy eating when lettuce unexpectedly goes bad. Chewy watched “Con Air” and worked on recasting it with modern actors, while the show also featured discussion of Nick Swardson’s upcoming comedy show and the general rise of comedians to rock-star status, capable of selling out stadiums with just a microphone.

⏰ Second Hour Analysis ⏰

Analysis of Radio Show Transcript (Second Third)

Food items/restaurants talked about:

• Chinese food – Matt mentioned having Chinese (01:09:01)
• Chicken wings – Discussion about chicken wing prices at Pluckers (01:13:48, 01:14:54)
• Pluckers restaurant – Multiple mentions regarding prices and customers (01:13:48, 01:15:20, 01:15:51)
• Hot wings – Sawyer mentioned selling hot wings (01:08:44)
• Pancakes – Discussion of “Pancakes and Booze Art Show” with free pancakes (01:20:32-01:21:02)
• Meily vodka – Jason Momoa’s vodka brand, named “world’s best vodka” by Forbes (01:19:09-01:19:32)

News stories talked about during this portion:

• Austin construction boom – Austin ranked top 10 for most new construction sold in the US; multiple towers being built downtown (01:12:56-01:13:51)
• Dallas beats Austin in parks ranking – Dallas named top city in Texas for parks, superseding Austin (01:16:48-01:17:07)
• Yellowstone spinoff 1923 coming to Austin – Will be shot in Austin using Texas as backdrop for Montana (01:15:59-01:16:23)
• Justin Timberlake performing in Austin – Mentioned as coming Friday (01:18:11)
• Ohio billionaire planning Titanic submersible trip – To prove submersibles are safe after previous disaster (01:40:04-01:40:33)

Predictions made during this portion:

• Sawyer Stull predicted to be big – Matt says “he’s going to be big” about comedian Sawyer (01:07:17)
• Rachel Feinstein’s success – Discussion of her special in top 10 on Netflix, implying continued success (01:06:08-01:06:32)

Interesting facts shared during this portion:

• Comedy club history with organized crime – Matt discussed how people who ran comedy clubs in the past “tended to be in some kind of organized crime” (58:24-58:34)
• Turk Pipkin’s 1980s comedy earnings – As an opener with only 15 minutes, Turk made $5,000 a weekend in 1980s money (58:46-59:26)
• Comedy Central payment structure – Half-hour specials pay $13,000-$30,000 but comics pay for production themselves (01:04:08-01:04:25)
• Dane Cook and MySpace – First comic to use social media (MySpace) to grow popularity to stadium level (01:00:02-01:00:37)
• David Attell’s comedy dominance – Described as having such natural talent that watching him is “humbling” for other comics (01:02:11-01:03:13)
• Forbes named Meily world’s best vodka – In just one year, picked up nine platinum and gold awards (01:19:09-01:19:21)
• Robert Smith, Austin billionaire – Black entrepreneur who pays off student debt at college graduations then “disappears like Batman” (01:44:52-01:45:23)
• Jeff Bezos building “forever clock” – Building a clock designed to outlive humanity, to be placed underneath a mountain (01:50:17-01:50:37)
• Sun will become red giant – Bob explains the sun will eventually expand and consume all planets in the solar system in about 50 billion years (01:50:56-01:51:44)

Phone callers this portion:

• Sawyer Stull (comedian) – Called in while working on a metal roof, discussed comedy career struggles, Dallas Stars game, gambling, living with Danny Goodwin as roommate (01:07:11-01:12:32)

Funny or memorable quotes this portion:

• Matt on Turk Pipkin’s early career: “I met him when he was a juggler on Guadalupe in the mid 70s when I went to college. He didn’t even have a complete comedy act.” (59:08-59:10)
• Matt on Comedy Central pay: “I think I got a $1,300 check for the last Comedy Central thing I did.” (01:04:08)
• Sawyer on priorities: “I had to look myself in the mirror when I was like, yeah, I’m gonna bail on this show last Saturday so I could go up to Dallas to watch the stars play in the playoffs.” (01:07:37)
• Sawyer’s self-deprecation: “Not all comics are rock stars. You know, I’m about to get up on this metal roof, and boy, does it look like rain.” (01:07:45-01:07:50)
• Sawyer on finances: “These Dallas stars need to wrap it up by Sunday or I could tell Danny Goodwin I don’t got the rent money.” (01:09:30)
• Matt on Terrence Howard math: “Terrence Howard told me 100 million times 100 million equals two, because it’s not a straight line. It’s a curve.” (01:10:16)
• Matt introducing Sawyer: “Why would you introduce him as a struggling comedian? Why not just struggling?” (01:07:16)
• Matt on Sawyer’s struggles: “A comedian is really, it’s like eighth or ninth on the struggle list for this guy.” (01:07:27)
• Matt on celebrity podcasts: “Comics will come to a town and they will do two or three podcasts and those podcasts will have one tenth of the reach that we have.” (01:01:03-01:01:05)
• Matt on David Attell: “It’s humbling to watch Attell work a room when he’s agaming it… when you’re done, you’re like, I can’t catch my breath, that was insane.” (01:02:39-01:03:13)
• Matt on success: “Can we admit, if any of the three of us wanted to be successful, we would go somewhere else.” (01:25:49)
• Matt on audience: “There’s somebody with their finger up their nose on Mopac… I just can play the odds.” (01:26:08)
• Bob on family time: “So, but now I’d like to be away from my family more. So hello, Roger Beasley. I’ll do it for free.” (01:43:44-01:43:48)
• Matt on marital communication: “She’s like, that would be the first question you would have. Why would you go out for drinks with somebody and not ask about their love life? And I was like, I have zero interest.” (01:31:33-01:31:37)
• Chuy on billionaire behavior: “If anybody can get an F5, how do I flex on the other billionaires? I know, I’m gonna be the only one to go down and see the Titanic.” (01:49:14-01:49:18)

Guests in the studio or special visitors:

• Jason Momoa – Scheduled to appear at 9:05 AM via phone (not in studio) to discuss his vodka Meily and rock band (01:22:07, 01:22:49)

Recurring jokes or gags:

• Short jokes about Bob – “I said, no, he can’t see over the counter. It’s a short joke.” (01:50:32)
• Chuy’s weight/clothing issues – “Chewy’s down to the last shirt that he can fit into.” (01:08:56)
• Matt calling himself a moron – After saying “landfill” instead of “minefield” (01:24:06-01:24:23)
• Sawyer’s various addictions – Described as “struggling alcoholic,” “struggling gambling addict” (01:07:19-01:07:27)
• The show’s lack of success – Running theme about not being famous or successful (01:25:49)

Summary:

The second third of the Matt & Bob show from May 30, 2024, featured extensive discussion about the evolution of the comedy business and how social media has transformed comedian careers. Matt provided insider perspective on the industry, explaining how Comedy Central pays comics very little (sometimes as low as $1,300) while expecting them to cover production costs, and how the business shifted from the lucrative 1980s club era—when organized crime ran many venues and comics like Turk Pipkin made $5,000 a weekend as openers—to today’s content-driven landscape where success depends on having massive libraries of online clips. The hosts discussed how comedians like Dane Cook pioneered using social media for career growth, and how modern comics like Shane Gillis have leveraged extensive online content to maintain constant algorithmic presence.

The show featured a call from struggling comedian Sawyer Stull, who phoned in while working his day job installing metal roofing. The conversation with Sawyer exemplified the show’s mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine industry insight, as he joked about his gambling addiction, missing comedy gigs to watch Dallas Stars playoff games, and struggling to make rent while living with fellow comedian Danny Goodwin. The hosts ribbed Sawyer about his precarious ladder situation and morning drinking, while also acknowledging the reality that most comedians must maintain day jobs. This segment highlighted the contrast between comedy’s elite tier—where people like Rachel Feinstein and Leanne Morgan now play arenas and have management teams—and working comedians like Sawyer who still hustle for stage time.

The latter portion shifted to discussion of Jason Momoa’s upcoming appearance on the show to promote his vodka brand Meily, which Forbes recently named the world’s best vodka, and his rock band Oof Ta Ta Ta performing at Stubbs. The hosts pulled back the curtain on celebrity publicity, explaining how PR representatives provide lists of forbidden topics and manage schedules tightly, though they emphasized their show has never been “hard hitting” and focuses on fun conversations rather than controversial interviews. This led to broader discussions about the nature of celebrity, wealth, and what happens when people achieve extreme success, with the hosts wondering at what point money “breaks your brain.”

The show concluded with philosophical musings about billionaire behavior, prompted by news of an Ohio billionaire planning to descend to the Titanic wreckage to prove submersibles are safe. The hosts debated whether extreme wealth leads to dangerous risk-taking or simply enables people to pursue expensive hobbies, contrasting attention-seeking billionaires with low-profile wealthy individuals like Austin’s Robert Smith, who quietly pays off college students’ debts. Bob contributed scientific knowledge about the sun eventually becoming a red giant and consuming the solar system, which led to jokes about Jeff Bezos’s “forever clock” project being ultimately futile. Throughout, the hosts maintained their characteristic dynamic of mixing substantive industry talk with absurdist humor and self-aware commentary about their own modest success.

The segment also explored domestic life and family dynamics, with extended discussion about marital communication and whether spouses share everything with each other. Chuy expressed concern that anything shared with Bob or Matt might reach their wives, leading to a humorous debate about discretion, with Matt insisting his wife only wants to hear gossip about friends’ romantic lives—information he never thinks to gather. The conversation revealed generational and familial differences in how people relate, with the hosts comparing their mandatory family dinners to Chuy’s more independent childhood. This personal material balanced the industry-focused content, maintaining the show’s blend of professional insight and relatable everyday experiences that keeps listeners engaged through what the hosts acknowledge is often “background” listening for commuters.

🕐 Third Hour Analysis 🕐

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (05-30-2024) – Final Third

Food or Restaurants Talked About During This Portion

• 01:54:02 – Discussion about barbecue joints as potential employment
• 02:06:39 – Sefi’s Market in Brooklyn, New York (package received)
• 02:08:12 – Aqua Panna Italian water from Tuscany (12 bottles received)
• 02:10:30 – Tesla Dan mentions the water was founded in 1564 by the Medici family
• 02:14:04 – Tesla Dan says the water cost about $40 from Whole Foods Amazon
• 02:37:05 – Matt mentions getting a sandwich at Home Slice
• 02:40:22 – Manny references “bag of May oils” (possibly tacos)

News Stories Talked About During This Portion

• 02:15:33 – Discussion about Fiji water draining the water table on the island and creating waterborne diseases for natives
• 02:15:51 – Mention of 1.9 million bottles of Fiji water being recalled

Any Interesting Facts Shared During This Portion

• 01:52:59 – George Clooney traveled the country with college buddies playing golf on a rented bus, which led to Casa Amigos tequila
• 01:59:37 – Jason Momoa’s vodka (Melee) took 8 years to develop and has won multiple awards including being named world’s best vodka by Forbes in May
• 02:00:18 – Melee vodka uses water from Montana – one of the cleanest EPA-approved water sources you can drink straight from the mountain
• 02:00:18 – The water source has the lowest amount of sodium, creating natural sweetness
• 02:02:28 – Blaine Halverson is Jason Momoa’s best friend of 15 years and creative partner
• 02:02:28 – Blaine runs a company called Made Worn that makes rock shirts and has built Momoa’s wardrobes for multiple films
• 02:03:41 – Melee bottles are 100% recycled glass
• 02:10:30 – Aqua Panna water company was founded in 1564, with the Medici family threatening death to anyone whose cow defiled their spring
• 02:16:27 – Gung Jo Gumi mentioned as potentially the oldest company in the world

Any Memorable Moments During This Portion

• 01:54:34 – The hosts realize they’re being hypocritical discussing Jason Momoa’s lifestyle while complaining about their own situation
• 01:57:00 – Jason Momoa tells a story about being recognized in Jordan while wrapped up, just by his tattoo showing
• 01:59:20 – Discussion about Momoa’s audiences being full of attractive women instead of typical rock concert demographics
• 02:03:55 – Hosts realize they fumbled the opportunity when Momoa asked if they were coming to his show
• 02:06:39 – A mysterious package arrives containing 12 bottles of expensive Italian water
• 02:08:55 – The package turns out to be from Tesla Dan
• 02:17:00 – Extended discussion about the hosts constantly saying “no” to opportunities
• 02:21:39 – Bob admits they’ve been “burned before” when promised backstage access
• 02:35:40 – Discussion about whether to go to Fredericksburg film festival where their movie is screening
• 02:39:01 – Call from Manny who compliments Matt’s wife and discusses the “oldest business in the world”

Any Guests on the Show

• 01:54:51 – 02:05:02 – Jason Momoa (phone interview)
• Discussed going to bed at 3am
• Talked about grocery shopping and his relationship with his butcher
• Discussed his band performing at Stubbs (biggest show they’ve played)
• Explained the 8-year development of Melee vodka
• Talked about his creative partnership with Blaine Halverson
• Invited the hosts to his show

Any Callers This Portion

• 02:10:16 – Tesla Dan called to reveal he sent the Aqua Panna water
• Explained the water’s history dating back to 1564
• Mentioned the Medici family’s death threats to protect the spring
• Said he was leaving money to Chewy and Matt & Bob’s children in his will
• Revealed the water cost about $40 from Whole Foods Amazon

• 02:35:40 – Cole called about above-ground pools
• Defended the 14-16 foot pools as classics
• Said he bought his for $368 during COVID (now $800)
• Mentioned building a deck so his son can do cannonballs

• 02:39:01 – Manny called from Army Navy Store
• Complimented Matt’s wife from seeing her at church
• Argued that prostitution is the oldest business
• Discussed his approach to customer satisfaction
• Told a story about kicking out a customer who criticized his boots

Please Provide a 5 Paragraph Summary of This Portion of the Show

The show’s final segment featured an unexpectedly candid interview with Jason Momoa, who called in at 3am his time after just going to bed. The conversation revealed Momoa’s down-to-earth lifestyle, from still doing his own grocery shopping at a store where he’s known the butcher since before he was famous, to traveling the country with his band playing cover songs. The hosts discussed Momoa’s successful vodka brand Melee, which took eight years to develop and was recently named the world’s best vodka by Forbes. The vodka uses specially sourced water from Montana with naturally low sodium content, and the bottles are made from 100% recycled glass.

A recurring theme throughout this portion was the hosts’ tendency to say “no” to opportunities, which became a source of self-reflection and comedy. When Momoa casually asked if they were coming to his show at Stubbs, both hosts fumbled the response instead of immediately saying yes, leading to an extended discussion about their risk-averse nature. This pattern repeated throughout the show as they debated attending a film festival in Fredericksburg where their movie was screening, and recalled previous times they’d declined invitations from friends like CJ for pool parties.

The show took an unexpected turn when a mysterious package arrived from Sefi’s Market in Brooklyn containing 12 bottles of Aqua Panna water from Tuscany. The hosts were initially confused until Tesla Dan called in to claim credit for the gift. Dan shared the fascinating history of the water company, founded in 1564 by the Medici family, who threatened death to anyone whose cow defiled their spring. This led to a lengthy discussion about premium water, with Dan explaining he paid about $40 for the shipment and comparing it favorably to other bottled waters like Fiji.

The contrast between guest appearances highlighted the show’s eclectic nature. Jason Momoa represented the pinnacle of Hollywood success – attractive, talented, living his dream of touring with a band while running a successful spirits company. Meanwhile, regular caller Manny from Army Navy Store provided street-level Austin flavor, calling in to argue that prostitution is the oldest business in the world and sharing stories about ejecting customers who criticized his boots. The hosts joked about doing Manny’s business a disservice by giving him airtime, comparing his customer service approach to Dick’s Last Resort.

Throughout the segment, the hosts grappled with their own limitations and missed opportunities. They recognized a pattern of making excuses and saying no to experiences, from celebrity encounters to simple social gatherings. Bob’s confession that they’d been “burned before” by empty backstage promises revealed an underlying caution born from past disappointments. The show ended with the hosts still debating whether to attend various events, embodying their own theme of being unable to simply say yes to life’s opportunities, even when those opportunities include hanging out with Aquaman himself.