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Analysis of Matt & Bob Show 09-18-2024

Food items/restaurants talked about:

• Cheesesteaks [12:40-14:45]
• Way South Philly (closed location mentioned)
• Jersey Mike’s
• Delaware Subs
• Hoodies (Round Rock location)
• Discussion about finding best cheesesteak in Austin

• Chicken fried steak [08:56-09:39]
• Wagon Wheel in Eagle Pass mentioned
• Discussion of it being less prominent than barbecue now

• General Austin food scene [08:56-12:12]
• Barbecue and tacos as Austin’s main food draws
• Ramen and sushi mentioned
• Comparison to Houston’s food scene
• Caravan’s (original location mentioned)
• Papa’s restaurants in Houston

• Olive Garden [12:38]
• Bob jokes about being satisfied with Olive Garden

“Click Click Boom” segment about:

Stress levels in America [14:44-23:45]

Clickbait news mentioned:

• 41% of Americans at peak stress levels
• 45% never take mental health days from work
• 2024 being more stressful than previous year
• Primary sources: finances, physical health, presidential election, world issues
• Upcoming cold/flu season and holiday stress
• Economic vibes vs. actual economic indicators (GDP, inflation, unemployment all positive but people don’t feel it)
• Discussion of financial anxiety despite good economic numbers

Funny moments or memorable quotes:

• Matt’s father’s voice about injuries [15:57-16:39]: “Let me see some dirt on it… Let me see the blood. If I don’t see any blood, how can you be hurt?”
• Matt on 2020 pandemic [18:28]: “Yeah, there’s a deadly virus, but my wife isn’t making any plans to go to a strawberry patch.”
• Chewy going rogue on cheesesteaks [13:00]: Reveals he already went to a cheesesteak place yesterday without the team, causing Matt to say “He does not care about any kind of loyalty to the team.”
• Bob on his commute [03:47]: “I don’t even remember the drive in. It’s at this point, it just wrote.”
• Productivity guru discussion [24:00-30:00]: Extended riff on Carl Poulin (Kurt Poulin) and productivity influencers, with jokes about his tight shirts showing nipples and living with his mother

Phone callers this portion:

• Off-air caller [55:47-56:23]: Called to defend Dave Grohl, arguing that if the hosts were as famous, they would also succumb to women throwing themselves at them. Hosts disagreed, saying they know what they have at home.

Bob’s Rock and Roll News segment:

Paragraph 1: Bob Fonseca opened his Wednesday rock and roll news with discussion of Dave Grohl’s recent confession of fathering a child outside his marriage, noting that those close to the Foo Fighters frontman were “less than shocked” by the revelation. According to People Magazine, Grohl’s wife Jordan Blum had been “fed up by the rock star’s flirty behavior for years” before he confessed to infidelity. The scandal has caused fans to question their expectations of rock stars and what Bob termed “parasocial relationships” – the toxic side of fans building unrealistic expectations of celebrities they don’t actually know.

Paragraph 2: Bob pointed out the irony that Dave Grohl had built his brand as “the good guy of rock and roll” – the rock star who didn’t have to do rock star things. Sources told People Magazine that “Dave’s flirty behavior has been a hurdle in their marriage” and noted he had a “real rock star side.” The situation has sparked broader discussion about whether fans’ expectations of rock stars are too high, and whether people get too invested in celebrities’ personal lives. Bob referenced the movie “Almost Famous” as documenting this dynamic, while also noting that Grohl was in Nirvana, one of the most influential bands of all time.

Paragraph 3: In other breaking news, Jane’s Addiction imploded after Perry Farrell threw a punch at guitarist Dave Navarro onstage, though Bob contested whether the punch actually landed, noting Farrell hit with his elbow rather than his fist. Ironically, the band had quietly announced a new single called “True Love” on the same day they broke up. Bob joked about the poorly-thrown punch, with Chewy quipping “there were more hits on that stage than from that Perry” and Bob adding “true love means never having to land your punch.”

Paragraph 4: REO Speedwagon announced they are hanging it up for good, joining the growing list of aging rock bands sidelined by medical ailments. The band’s remaining members said they did “everything in our power to try to keep the wagon rolling” but acknowledged they can’t return to the stage with any regularity or frequency due to health issues affecting multiple band members, including COVID running through tours. Bob noted this is becoming a daily news story as the generation of classic rock stars finally succumbs to age, referencing old Mick Jagger interviews from the mid-1960s where he said the Rolling Stones would only last a couple years.

Paragraph 5: Bob wrapped up with additional news including Tito Jackson’s death from a medical emergency while shopping at a mall, praising “I Want You Back” as one of the top three pop songs in history and recommending fans find the stripped-down version without orchestration. He also mentioned The Darkness announcing a new album called “Dreams on Toast” and a 2025 UK tour, Nine Inch Nails having a photography exhibit in London, and gave his Rock and Roll News Salute to Jess Pryles whose show “Hardcore Carnivore” premieres Monday with season two already greenlit. He ended with Pharrell Williams slamming “self-righteous celebrity political endorsements,” though Bob admitted he didn’t fully understand Pharrell’s position.

Rock and roll shoutout/salute:

• Jess Pryles [53:09-53:42]: Given the Rock and Roll News Salute for her upcoming TV show “Hardcore Carnivore” premiering Monday, with season two already greenlit

Bands talked about during Bob’s rock and roll news segment:

• Foo Fighters / Dave Grohl
• Nirvana
• Oasis
• Jane’s Addiction
• REO Speedwagon
• The Darkness
• Nine Inch Nails
• Linkin Park / Chester Bennington
• Tool
• Slipknot
• Reckless Kelly
• Jackson Five / Tito Jackson
• The Rolling Stones / Mick Jagger

3 paragraph summary of this portion of the show – excluding Bob’s Rock and Roll news:

The show opened with the hosts discussing their exhaustion and need for vacation, with Bob noting he was running late and feeling like it’s “Groundhog Day” every morning. The conversation revealed that Bob’s wife has unlimited vacation through her company but doesn’t take time off due to the guilt associated with such policies, and Matt had just cancelled a trip due to show commitments. They acknowledged putting their lives on hold for nearly three years to build the show, discovering that ratings slip when they run replays, which prevents them from all taking time off simultaneously. The discussion evolved into observations about Austin’s intense work culture, with multiple Uber drivers telling them they’d never seen people work as hard as Austinites do.

Chewy sparked a lengthy discussion about finding the best cheesesteak in Austin, revealing he’d already gone to a cheesesteak place the previous day without the team, breaking what Matt called “loyalty to the team.” This led to broader conversation about Austin’s food identity, with the hosts agreeing that barbecue and tacos are the city’s main culinary draws, though Matt expressed disappointment that Austin lacks the diversity of Houston’s food scene. They debated whether Jersey Mike’s might actually be the best cheesesteak in town, with various suggestions including Delaware Subs thrown out, and discussed how chicken fried steak used to be bigger than barbecue in Austin.

The Click Click Boom segment revealed that 41% of Americans are at peak stress levels, with 45% never taking mental health days from work despite the strain. This spawned discussion about Matt’s father’s tough-love approach to injuries (demanding to see blood before acknowledging hurt), shaped by his experience being drafted into war at 18. The hosts explored the disconnect between positive economic indicators and people’s negative economic “vibes,” with Chewy noting that big-ticket essentials like houses and cars have soared in price even as other metrics look good. Matt revealed a young man had asked his daughter to homecoming at her new school, expressing uncertainty about never having met the boy, leading to reflection on how dating dynamics have changed and whether his expectations were outdated.

⏰ Second Hour Analysis ⏰

Analysis of Matt & Bob Show (09-18-2024) – Second Third

Food Items/Restaurants Talked About

• Salt and vinegar flavor – Matt mentioned having salt and vinegar flavor stuck in his mustache (timestamp: 01:20:32)
• Italian beef sandwich – Mentioned as a “wet” sandwich (timestamp: 01:22:25)
• Sushi – Mentioned that they’re getting sushi this weekend (timestamp: 01:36:56)
• Clark’s seafood place – On West 6th Street, described as impossible to get into (timestamp: 01:41:47)
• Perla’s – Has a big long bar (timestamp: 01:41:47)
• Bartlett’s – Restaurant with an iconic bar where politicians and UT coaches are seen (timestamp: 01:40:34)

News Stories Talked About

• False fall weather (timestamp: 01:03:23) – Discussion about upcoming hot and muggy weather returning to Austin, with temperatures in mid-90s continuing
• Unclaimed lottery ticket (timestamp: 01:05:02) – $2 million Powerball ticket purchased at C Mart in Northwest Austin on April 10th remains unclaimed, expires October 7th
• American Airlines route cuts (timestamp: 01:07:01) – Ending nonstop service from Austin to Nashville, Raleigh Durham, Boston (winter), Orange County CA (January), Las Vegas, New Orleans, Orlando, Reno, and Palm Springs
• Homeless housing development (timestamp: 01:09:05) – $15 million contract with Foundation Communities for Burleson Studios near Community First Village, creating 224 affordable supportive housing units
• Holiday-themed bar opening (timestamp: 01:11:28) – Mr. Bojangles bar inspired by Jerry Jeff Walker opening at Hilton Austin, November 29th through January 1st

Predictions Made

• Weather prediction (timestamp: 01:04:00) – Temperatures will be: 95, 96, 96, 94, 93 degrees, then a brief cool morning before returning to mid-90s and high humidity

Interesting Facts Shared

• 96 Tears (timestamp: 01:16:35) – Performed by Question Mark and the Mysterians, featured a Farfisa organ, considered psychedelic rock at the time
• Welcome Back Kotter (timestamp: 01:02:22) – TV show that launched John Travolta’s career, originally starred Gabe Kaplan
• PCP slang terms (timestamp: 01:20:21) – Sherman, boat, Cadillac, Cosmos, Dummy Dust, getting wet are all slang terms for PCP
• Chuck Berry (timestamp: 01:29:01) – Declared inventor of rock and roll by journalist Robert Christgau in 2017
• Foundation Communities (timestamp: 01:10:09) – Housing organization that provides impeccably run affordable housing for teachers, police officers, firefighters, students, and professors

Phone Callers

• Barbara Morgan (timestamp: 01:32:17) – Called in during the show, described as a “good friend” and “homie”

Funny or Memorable Quotes

• Bob on rock and roll credentials (timestamp: 56:53): “Have you ever been to an L.A. party talking to Robbie Robertson of the band, one-on-one? I did. Tell me that’s not rock and roll.”
• Matt mocking Bob (timestamp: 58:25): “Generally, if you’re rock and roll, you don’t have to try to tell everybody all the things that you did that make you rock.”
• Bob demanding apology (timestamp: 59:15): “I want an apology from each and every one of you and I want it by midnight tonight. Or we’re done. Our relationship is over.”
• Matt on restaurant voting (timestamp: 01:18:27): “And do that and actually get fired just so I can say, ah, told you.”
• Bob’s outfit description (timestamp: 01:29:40): “Platform shoes, goldfish in the inside, water and goldfish in the heels. Like Elton John.”
• Matthew Odom on bars (timestamp: 01:38:53): “Just fell in love? Go get a drink at the bar. Just broke up. Go get a drink at the bar. Just lost your job. Go get a drink at the bar.”
• Bob on neighborhood bars (timestamp: 01:46:53): “They don’t sell a lot of tickets at Whole Foods, I’ll tell you.”

Guests in the Studio

• Matthew Odom (timestamp: 01:13:16 onwards) – Austin American Statesman food journalist and restaurant reporter/critic, came to discuss upcoming “Best Bars in Austin” article releasing the next day

Recurring Jokes or Gags

• Bob’s rock and roll credentials – Running joke throughout about whether Bob is actually rock and roll, with Bob defending himself by listing famous musicians he’s met
• Imaginary third person (timestamp: 59:57) – Bob references believing there’s an imaginary person in the room
• Bob’s eating habits (timestamp: 01:36:05) – Recurring theme about Bob splitting meals and having a “bird-like appetite”
• No-split policy (NSP) (timestamp: 01:22:06) – Bob’s policy on not splitting restaurant bills

“This or That” Segment (Head to Head)

Participants: Matt Bearden vs. Bob Fonseca

Topic: Who is more rock and roll?

Questions and Answers:

• PCP slang terms (timestamp: 01:20:21)
• Matt: Angel dust, White China
• Bob: PCP (didn’t count), white horse, crack
• Neither got three correct answers

• Number of women slept with (timestamp: 01:23:32)
• Matt: 22
• Bob: 23

• Guitar solo challenge (timestamp: 01:25:01)
• Both attempted to play guitar
• Bob smashed the guitar at the end

• Favorite guitarist and why (timestamp: 01:27:01)
• Bob: Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits – “because he doesn’t try to cram too many notes into a solo. Less is more.”
• Matt: Willie Nelson – recognizable style, worn a hole through his guitar with the pick

• Inventor of rock and roll (timestamp: 01:28:32)
• Bob: Little Richard (incorrect)
• Matt: Willie Nelson (incorrect)
• Correct answer: Chuck Berry

• Rock star outfit (timestamp: 01:29:32)
• Bob: Platform shoes with goldfish, lace-front pants like Alice Cooper, Robert Plant vest, floppy hat like Harry Nilsson
• Matt: “Whatever blue jeans and t-shirts were easily available. It’s not about fashion.”

• Greatest rock song of all time and why (timestamp: 01:31:02)
• Bob: “Like a Rolling Stone” by Bob Dylan – “Because everybody says it is”
• Matt: “Fairies Wear Boots” by Black Sabbath

Final Vote: Tied 6-6 at first count (timestamp: 01:31:55), then 7-6

Five Paragraph Summary

The second third of the Matt & Bob show on September 18, 2024, featured extensive discussion about whether Bob Fonseca is truly “rock and roll.” The debate began when the hosts discussed programming choices for the show, with Bob defending his rock credentials by listing various famous musicians he’s met throughout his career, including Robbie Robertson, Elvin Bishop, Robert Plant, and Elvis Costello. The other hosts, particularly Matt, teased Bob about having to prove his rock and roll status, with one listener noting that truly rock and roll people don’t need to constantly remind others of their credentials.

The show included several news segments covering local Austin topics. Chuy delivered the Austin Area Headlines, discussing the return of hot, muggy weather after a brief “false fall,” an unclaimed $2 million lottery ticket purchased at a C Mart in Northwest Austin that expires October 7th, and American Airlines cutting multiple routes from Austin airport. He also covered positive developments including a $15 million housing project for the homeless through Foundation Communities and the opening of Mr. Bojangles, a new holiday-themed bar at the Hilton Austin inspired by Jerry Jeff Walker.

The highlight of this segment was the “Head to Head” competition between Matt and Bob to determine who is more rock and roll. Chuy hosted the contest, asking questions ranging from PCP slang terms to favorite guitarists, and even challenging both to perform guitar solos. Bob chose Mark Knopfler as his favorite guitarist for his minimalist approach, while Matt selected Willie Nelson for his recognizable style and dedication to one guitar. The competition included humorous moments like Bob’s elaborate description of his ideal rock star outfit featuring platform shoes with goldfish and Matt’s simple answer of “jeans and a t-shirt.”

The latter portion featured guest Matthew Odom from the Austin American Statesman, who came to discuss an upcoming article about the best bars in Austin. The conversation explored what makes a bar important to a community, with Odom eloquently describing bars as “third places” that serve as extensions of people’s living rooms. He explained that bars are places people go for all occasions – celebrations, breakups, new jobs, lost jobs, or simply to find community. The discussion touched on whether stylized dive bars can be authentic and the difference between bars and restaurants with bars.

Throughout the segment, the hosts maintained their characteristic banter and local focus, discussing everything from Bob’s “no-split policy” at restaurants to the challenges facing print journalism in the digital age. The show demonstrated its commitment to hyper-local content, with Odom noting that his upcoming bar guide would cover the entire Austin area from Westlake to Northeast Austin off 290, categorizing establishments from beer bars to cocktail lounges to help newcomers understand the city’s diverse drinking culture.

🕐 Third Hour Analysis 🕐

Analysis of Radio Show Transcript (Final Third)

Food or Restaurants Talked About

• 01:49:59 – Matthew Odam discussing his Austin bar list with categories including: cocktail bars, dive bars, speakeasy-style bars, neighborhood bars, outdoor hangs, restaurant-bar hybrids, and wine bars
• 01:50:40 – Yenny’s Asian Food Fusion trailer at Aristocrat Lounge – described as Indonesian fusion, “one of the best food trailers in town”
• 01:52:18 – Lambert’s Barbecue (Will Bridges is a partner)
• 01:53:15 – Aristocrat Lounge mentioned with Yenny’s trailer
• 01:53:32 – Bar X discussed – burger quality highlighted, twisted tea on tap, jello shots, chili dog punch card
• 01:54:08 – Firehouse Lounge (hostel bar downtown)
• 01:54:40 – Silver Medal mentioned – working-class bar scene
• 01:58:42 – Poodle Dog Lounge mentioned (now something else)
• 01:58:51 – Midnight Cowboy mentioned
• 01:59:07 – Deep Eddy Cabaret – Bob ate a burger from Pool Bar while watching Monday Night Football
• 01:59:30 – Frasier’s Long and Low mentioned in southeast Austin
• 02:00:18 – Hot chicken in Nashville described as “overrated”
• 02:00:31 – Nashville barbecue described as “pretty fire as close to the Texas barbecue”
• 02:01:01 – Discussion of cheap eats and happy hour specials in Austin
• 02:01:05 – Frasiers, Busties, Silver Metal mentioned for “great deals on the food at some of these bars”
• 02:09:56 – Discussion about hot dog Friday with Sawyer Stull planning to make hot dogs

News Stories Talked About

• 02:01:32 – J.D. Souther passed away at age 78 – songwriter legend who wrote hits for Eagles, Linda Ronstadt, Bonnie Raitt, James Taylor, George Strait, Dixie Chicks
• 02:02:00 – Souther wrote “Best of My Love” and “New Kid in Town” for the Eagles, “Heartache Tonight,” Linda Ronstadt’s “Faceless Love,” and his own hit “You’re Only Lonely” (1979)
• 02:05:12 – Eagles playing at the Sphere in Las Vegas discussed
• 02:19:29 – RFK Jr. under federal investigation for beheading a whale in 1994 – he used a chainsaw to cut off whale’s head and bungee corded it to family minivan roof for five-hour drive
• 02:27:40 – 8-year-old girl found driving to Target in Bedford, Ohio – drove 25 minutes including on freeways, hit one mailbox, parked properly at Target
• 02:37:38 – Over 2,500 pagers exploded simultaneously in Lebanon targeting Hezbollah members – Israel intercepted shipment and planted small explosives
• 02:40:08 – Following day, walkie-talkies also exploded in Beirut targeting Hezbollah

Interesting Facts Shared

• 01:50:13 – Texas Monthly does their barbecue list every couple of years
• 01:51:30 – Will Bridges (partner in Antones, Arlen Studios, Lambert’s Barbecue) bought Deep Eddy Cabaret 10 years ago and “barely changed anything”
• 01:52:10 – Firehouse bar is in a building dating back to 1885
• 01:59:06 – Matthew Odam’s dining guide (best restaurants in Austin) will be out in November
• 02:03:00 – Over 30 rock stars died at exactly age 27
• 02:03:52 – Songwriting mailbox money: One songwriter from East Texas makes $60,000/year decades later from one hit song from the 70s
• 02:19:34 – Study shows 1 in 5 Americans (20%) would rather have a great cup of coffee than sex
• 02:23:50 – There are only approximately 10,000 blue whales in the entire world (down from half a million two centuries ago)

Memorable Moments

• 01:54:55 – Chuy reveals he used to see Don Pryor and Kerry Pryor’s country band at Don’s Depot in the 70s – Don played drums, Kerry was guitar player/singer/songwriter
• 01:55:02 – Story of Bob recommending Don’s Depot to tourists from North Carolina who found Austin “too different” and needed “plain old beer bar” recommendations
• 02:11:41 – Bob recounts his traumatic Nashville trip story involving severe jock itch – describes it as intensely painful burning, couldn’t sleep, had to walk bow-legged around Nashville for three days
• 02:12:22 – Bob describes “whale juice would pour into the windows of the car” during RFK Jr.’s whale head transport, family had “plastic bags over our heads with mouth holes cut out”
• 02:14:56 – Discussion comparing jock itch pain to PTSD – Bob says he now associates Nashville with that painful experience
• 02:24:40 – Matt describes discovering amazing espresso at Frank (hot dog place) from a pretentious-sounding barista, being initially annoyed but then blown away by coffee quality

Guests on the Show

• 01:48:59 – 02:09:21 – Matthew Odam from Austin American-Statesman discussing his “40 Essential Austin Bars” list (to be published at statesman.com/bars)

Callers

• No callers during this portion

Predictions Made

• 01:49:07 – Matthew Odam says he’ll likely update his bars list every couple of years (like Texas Monthly does with barbecue)
• 02:02:00 – Bob predicts: “We’re gonna wake up every day now. Every morning, we are gonna wake up to a rock and roll death”

Summary

This final third of the Matt & Bob show features an extensive interview with Austin American-Statesman food critic Matthew Odam, who discusses his upcoming “40 Essential Austin Bars” list. Odam explains his methodology for categorizing bars into groups like dive bars, cocktail bars, speakeasy-style venues, neighborhood bars, and outdoor hangs. The hosts engage in a guessing game where Odam reads descriptions and they try to identify establishments like Don’s Depot, Bar X, and Firehouse Lounge. The conversation reveals Odam’s deep knowledge of Austin’s bar scene, including ownership histories and what makes certain venues special, like Silver Medal’s working-class atmosphere and Aristocrat Lounge’s Indonesian fusion food trailer.

The show takes a somber turn with news of songwriter J.D. Souther’s death at 78. The legendary writer penned massive hits for the Eagles including “Best of My Love” and “New Kid in Town,” leading to discussions about songwriting royalties and the financial rewards of creating hit songs. This segues into speculation about which bands might perform at the Las Vegas Sphere venue, with the hosts debating whether artists like the Rolling Stones, Pearl Jam, or Pink Floyd could work in a venue where visual spectacle potentially overshadows the performers.

Bob shares a hilariously embarrassing story about a previous Nashville trip ruined by a severe case of jock itch, describing the painful experience in vivid detail and admitting he now associates the entire city with that trauma. This leads to discussion of Bob potentially returning to Nashville, weighing whether to see Kings of Leon at an arena or Shelby Lynn at the historic Ryman Auditorium. The conversation meanders through coffee appreciation, with Matt recounting how a pretentious barista at Frank unexpectedly served him life-changing espresso.

The show covers several bizarre news stories, including RFK Jr. being investigated for chainsawing off a whale’s head in 1994 and strapping it to his minivan, resulting in “whale juice” pouring into the car during a five-hour drive. Another story features an enterprising eight-year-old girl who drove herself 25 minutes on Ohio freeways to reach Target, demonstrating better parking skills than most adults. The hosts express amazement at the child’s navigation abilities and determination.

The final segment discusses the shocking news from Lebanon, where Israel allegedly orchestrated an unprecedented intelligence operation. Over 2,500 pagers used by Hezbollah members simultaneously exploded after being intercepted and rigged with small explosives months earlier. The following day, walkie-talkies also exploded, suggesting Israel anticipated the group’s communication fallback plan. The hosts discuss the sci-fi nature of this targeted warfare, debating the ethics of precision strikes versus traditional warfare’s collateral damage, while acknowledging the unsettling implications of weaponized everyday technology infiltrating homes and organizations.