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🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights

Matt’s back from his deep sleep while Bob breaks down the five most important years in human history (509 B.C. to 1945), delivers rock news on David Lee Roth’s canceled tour and Jon Bon Jovi’s triumphant MSG return with Bruce Springsteen, then the crew debates whether men should wear dresses to beat the Texas heat dome—featuring caller Kathy’s controversial “smoke pot to cool down” advice and a fascinating dark matter physics lesson from listener Umar. Plus: extended chaos about being forced back to high school as an adult (Bob wants lobster, Chewy threatens violence), ACDC concert winner David’s grandson having “the best night ever,” and wild facts including jaguars mating 100 times a day and someone wasting $100K on an unsellable Charlie Kirk statue.

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📻 First Hour Analysis 📻

🌭 Is it a Hot Dog Friday Show?

No, this is not a Hot Dog Friday Show. This is Monday’s show, and Matt is absent (possibly took the day off or was doing a “deep sleep”). Ali Khan filled in on Friday during Matt’s absence and apparently discussed food with the hosts.

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🍔 Food Items/Restaurants Discussed

• Subway and Wendy’s – Ali Khan has been rediscovering these chains (00:04:01)
• Jimmy’s muffaletta in Dallas – mentioned but Bob didn’t end up going (00:05:22)
• Nobu’s jalapeno hamachi/yellowtail – Chewy jokes about it being worth dying for (00:26:11)
• Lunchables – Bob mentions they launched around 1987 (00:13:34)
• New Jersey pizza 🍕 and hoagies/sandwiches – Bob reminisces about good food from his time there (00:38:03)
• Lobster 🦞 – repeatedly mentioned by Chewy as what he’d eat if forced back to high school (multiple timestamps)

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📰 News Stories Discussed

• Heat wave ☀️🔥 – The guys complain extensively about the extreme Texas heat (00:06:11, 00:08:43)
• Japan and World War II – Discussion sparked by Bob watching Tom Hanks’ WWII series, covering kamikazes, Pearl Harbor, and the atomic bomb dropped on Hiroshima on August 6, 1945 (00:24:34, 00:25:03, 00:26:00)
• Dallas Audio Show – Bob attended but found it disappointing, small, and the hotel “mid” (00:03:20, 00:11:59)

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💥 Click Click Boom Segment

The “Click Click Boom” segment was actually about the five most important years in history rather than clickbait news! 📜✨

• 509 B.C. – Foundation of the Roman Republic, which influenced Western democracy and the U.S. Constitution (00:14:42)
• 622 A.D. – Muhammad’s migration (Hijra) from Mecca to Medina, marking the foundation of Islam and Islamic civilization (00:15:53)
• 1492 – Columbus sailed to the Americas, beginning the Columbian Exchange and European colonialism (00:17:20)
• 1760 – Start of the Industrial Revolution, transitioning from agrarian to industrial economies (00:22:01)
• 1945 – End of World War II, decline of European colonial empires, founding of the UN, beginning of the Cold War, and the first atomic bomb (00:23:08)

💡 Bob mentions that Arabic numerals came from Islamic scholars, making math easier than Roman numerals! (00:16:40)

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😂 Funny Moments & Memorable Quotes

• “I’m going full on Phoenix. I’m going indoors. I’m not coming out.” – Chewy on dealing with the heat (00:06:36) 🌵
• “Too hot, baby. Too hot.” – Reference to Kool and the Gang (later Coolio) song (00:09:20) 🎵
• Bob’s shorts revelation: He finally converted to wearing shorts this weekend, usually waits until August. Jokes about a “two inch seam” and rolling them up (00:08:03) 🩳
• “Did we forgive Japan?” “Instantly.” – Dark humor about post-WWII relations (00:28:02)
• Chewy’s lobster obsession: Throughout the high school hypothetical, Chewy keeps insisting he’d bring lobster to school and “slap” kids who mess with him (multiple timestamps) 🦞👊
• “Senior High” – Bob’s suggested movie title because the person going back is a senior citizen (00:53:05) 🎬

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📞 Phone Callers

No phone callers during this portion of the show! ☎️

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🎸 Bob’s Rock and Roll News – 5 Paragraph Summary

Bob Fonseca delivered his Monday Rock and Roll News segment with updates on struggling rock veterans and tour cancellations plaguing the industry. The segment opened with breaking news that David Lee Roth has canceled most of his 2026 U.S. tour dates, with industry insiders revealing the issue wasn’t health problems but rather poor ticket sales (00:32:40). Bob noted that videos circulating on social media showed DLR talking through songs rather than singing, leading to disappointing shows reminiscent of last year’s Frankie Valli performances where he barely moved his lips. 🎤😬
Sammy Hagar extended an olive branch to Roth, inviting him to join his successful Las Vegas residency, though Chewy suggested this might be Sammy taking a subtle shot at his rival by publicly offering help (00:35:40). Bob disagreed, believing Sammy is genuinely a good person trying to help. The David Lee Roth situation highlights the broader challenge facing aging rock vocalists who’ve lost their primary instrument—their voice—unlike guitarists who can continue performing indefinitely. 🎸
Jon Bon Jovi faced similar vocal struggles, abruptly ending a previous Madison Square Garden performance due to what was officially called a sinus infection, though concerns persisted about permanent vocal cord damage (00:36:13). However, Bon Jovi triumphantly returned to MSG for a 19-song set that included hits like “Living on a Prayer,” “It’s My Life,” and “Bad Medicine.” Bruce Springsteen joined him onstage as “the king of the great state of New Jersey,” performing “Promise Land” and Bon Jovi’s “Who Says You Can’t Go Home?” The successful show put fears about Jon’s vocal health to rest, at least temporarily. 🎵🎤

On a more positive note, Judas Priest kicked off their “Faith Keepers” tour in Germany with a strong 17-song set, opening with “You’ve Got Another Thing Coming” and closing with “Living After Midnight” (00:38:59). Bob mentioned working a Judas Priest show in the early 80s but not knowing much about their current catalog. However, reports indicate the band appears strong and capable of delivering quality performances. ⚡🤘

The cancellations continued with The Beach Boys terminating their tour indefinitely due to Mike Love’s health struggles (00:39:58). Bob pointed out this is the “Mike Love Beach Boys” without other original members, comparing it to Sammy Hagar going out alone and calling himself Van Halen. Videos showed Mike Love standing at the microphone while the band made the sounds, similar to the Frankie Valli situation. Bob predicted the Beach Boys brand will continue “in perpetuity” in some form, even without original members, because it’s become its own musical format—like “white socks with white New Balance at a Corvette cars and coffee meet”—though that era is dying off. 🏖️🎵😔

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🎵 Rock and Roll Shoutouts/Salutes

• The Ramones 🎸🎤 – Announced as part of the Hollywood Walk of Fame Class of 2027, though all four original members have passed away (00:42:04)
• Linkin Park – Also receiving a Walk of Fame star in 2027 (00:42:30)
• Sia – Getting a star (00:42:32)
• David Guetta – Walk of Fame honoree (00:42:37)
• Karol G – Walk of Fame Class of 2027 (00:42:27)

Bob sarcastically noted how agents pay the Los Angeles City Council to get these stars for their clients! 💰⭐

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🎵 Bands Mentioned During Rock and Roll News

• Van Halen (multiple references comparing David Lee Roth vs. Sammy Hagar versions)
• Heart (discussion of “Crazy on You”)
• Bon Jovi
• Bruce Springsteen (The Boss)
• Judas Priest
• The Beach Boys
• The Ramones
• Linkin Park
• Extreme (Nuno Bettencourt version of Van Halen mentioned)
• Charli XCX (Tara mentions her new album with Martin Scorsese on the cover)

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📝 3 Paragraph Summary (Excluding Rock News)

The show opened with Bob returning from a disappointing trip to the Dallas Audio Show, which he found underwhelming with many expected businesses canceling their appearances (00:03:20). He stayed only one night at a “mid” Sheraton downtown, finding Dallas dark and uninviting, though he did make valuable industry contacts who committed to sending him speakers and turntables for review. Bob escaped early and enjoyed a staycation in Austin with his wife, seeing “The Invite” with Seth Rogen, Edward Norton (who Bob predicts will get nominated), and Penelope Cruz (who Bob thinks we’ve been “sleeping on” as an incredible actor). The guys extensively complained about the extreme Texas heat, with Chewy declaring he’s “going full Phoenix” and staying indoors until November, while Bob announced plans to get a haircut down to a “one all the way around” to cope with the temperature. ☀️🔥✈️

The conversation took an educational turn during the “Click Click Boom” segment, where Bob presented the five most important years in human history rather than clickbait news (00:13:19). He covered 509 B.C. (Roman Republic founding), 622 A.D. (Muhammad’s Hijra establishing Islam), 1492 (Columbus and the Columbian Exchange), 1760 (Industrial Revolution beginning), and 1945 (World War II ending, atomic bomb, Cold War beginning). The discussion sparked a fascinating tangent about World War II and Japan, inspired by Bob watching Tom Hanks’ series, covering topics like kamikaze pilots, Pearl Harbor, the cultural differences that made Japan difficult to defeat, and America’s instant post-war reconciliation and rebuilding efforts with Japan. Bob shared that culturally, Japan had beliefs about accepting defeat that differed from American culture, and he noted interesting facts like how affordable Japanese housing is because they don’t view homes as wealth investments. 🌍📚⚛️

The final portion devolved into an extended, hilarious debate about a dream Bob had where the government forced adults to return to high school (00:43:02). Matt kept trying to understand how one would handle being an adult forced back into high school with all its restrictions, while Bob and Chewy kept adding unrealistic elements like eating lobster in class, fighting kids after school, and paying younger cousins to beat up bullies. Bob insisted there needed to be stakes and consequences (like losing your 401k) to make the scenario work as a movie script, while Matt repeatedly insisted he wasn’t writing a script—just asking a simple hypothetical question about how uncomfortable it would be to lose adult freedoms and be bossed around by teachers and mocked by kids. Chewy concluded he’d “slap” any kid who messed with him and proclaimed “violence solves a lot,” while Bob suggested the movie title “Senior High” since the protagonist would be a senior citizen. The segment perfectly captured the show’s chaotic, tangent-filled energy. 🎓😂🥊

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🕙 Second Hour Analysis 🕙

🍕 Food Items/Restaurants Discussed

• Summer of ’69 – Referenced in relation to Bryan Adams concert (00:58:00)
• Chips and cookies – Matt mentioned buying snacks for school fundraisers (01:02:26)
• High Noon drinks – Referenced as what people might bring to the river (00:56:59)
• Barbecue plates – Mentioned as part of the Lake Somerville fundraiser (01:43:11)
• Snow cones – Also mentioned for the Lake Somerville event (01:43:11)
• 99 cent blow-up rafts and sandwiches – Matt mentioned getting at Winkles Mart in Carmine (01:39:39)

📰 News Stories Discussed

• 🌡️ Austin’s Heat Dome (00:54:15) – A meteorological structure sitting over Central Texas making temperatures insufferably hot, with heat index values pushing past 100 degrees
• 🏊 Colorado River Rescue (00:56:10) – Five people had to be pulled from the Colorado River near Montopolis Drive before 8 p.m., caught in strong currents despite warnings to stay off the water
• 🦫 Wildlife Comeback (00:57:44) – Beavers, porcupines, and otters returning to Central Texas after more than 100 years, indicating a healthier ecosystem
• 💰 Back to School Spending (00:59:43) – Average back-to-school spend is $611, down from $750 in previous years. One in three parents say their kid will miss at least one school activity due to cost
• 🎫 Tax-Free Weekend (01:01:17) – Friday, August 7th through Sunday, August 9th for items under $100 including clothing, footwear, school supplies, and backpacks
• 🚗 Fatal Pedestrian Accident in Taylor (01:03:35) – Matt misread it as “fetal” instead of “fatal”
• 🎸 Bryan Adams Concert (01:04:39) – Bringing Pat Benatar to the Moody Center on July 28th
• ♻️ Vinyl Recycling Program (01:05:10) – Antone’s Records accepting old vinyl for a new nationwide take-back program

🔮 Predictions Made

• Matt predicted that schools will continue to cut back on programs and activities due to budget constraints and recapture policies (01:00:51)
• The hosts discussed how Austin is becoming the new Phoenix where people will have to live indoors for six months out of the year (01:24:21)

🧠 Interesting Facts Shared

• Porcupines don’t shoot quills – that’s just from cartoons, but they can hurt you if touched (00:58:20)
• The biggest problem with porcupines is dogs getting quills in their faces when they investigate them (00:58:40)
• Air conditioning showed up in Austin less than 100 years ago (01:27:24)
• Drinking vinegars (called “shrubs”) were used in the South as a cooling drink, mixed with water to give the sensation of being cooled off (01:39:31)
• Whole house fans existed that would pull all the air out of a house through ceiling vents for circulation (01:40:00)
• Stone Lake Quarry used to be a hidden swimming spot in the summer of 1994 that hardly anyone knew about (01:31:00)

📞 Phone Callers

• 🎸 David (01:34:00) – Called to thank the show for ACDC concert tickets he won; took his 12-year-old grandson who said it was “the best night he’s ever had”
• 🏊 Joey Jojo (01:36:16) – Lives in Wimberley, goes to Blue Hole, 7A Ranch, and Cypress Falls swimming holes. Also got ACDC tickets. Mentioned he’s recently divorced with a new girlfriend (same age)
• 🏊 Tracy Schultz (01:37:12) – Works at the Franklin Center, swims at Bartholomew Pool for $5, also goes to Schlitterbahn. 53 years old and still does backflips
• 📚 Gonzalez (01:42:20) – Called to promote a back-to-school fundraiser for school supplies for Carlson County at Lake Somerville on August 8th at Wells Park starting at noon. Features water slides, snow cones, DJs, and barbecue plates. Find info at Phalanx United on Facebook (P-H-A-L-A-N-X)

💬 Funny or Memorable Quotes

• 💬 “That’s hipsters’ vape fumes” – Matt explaining the smog over Austin smells like grape and cotton candy (00:55:51)
• 💬 “Port Aransas for people who peaked in high school” – Matt’s suggested slogan (01:13:45)
• 💬 “Port Aransas. When Florida’s too far. Port Aransas. We’re sorry.” – Chuy’s alternative slogans (01:13:51)
• 💬 “I feel like you should have asked Mike McCray this since he’s in this high school with you” – Matt to Bob about going back to high school (00:53:43)
• 💬 “I would not leave my family at home and go on a vacation. There’s no way I could enjoy that” – Matt on solo trips (01:10:11)
• 💬 “If the data centers get theirs, I’m getting mine” – Matt on wasting energy with open freezers (01:24:56)
• 💬 “Now we’re cooking with grease, Bo” – Chuy on air hockey bed idea (01:29:09)

🔄 Recurring Jokes or Gags

• ❄️ Snow Animals – Extended bit about making up fake “snow animals” like snow crabs, snow leopards, snow weasels, snow fish, etc. (01:22:40-01:23:00)
• ⌚ Bob’s Watch Collection – Chuy noticed what he thought was a new watch on Bob’s wrist, leading to Bob stuttering and defending that it’s his Captain America GS he’s had for years (01:17:50)
• 🎬 Mike McCray’s Broccoli Hair – Callback to Mike McCray being in high school (00:53:43)
• 👵 References to Bob’s age and “sexual tension with teachers” if he went back to high school (00:53:40)

📝 5 Paragraph Summary

The second hour kicked off with the hosts discussing what it would be like to go back to high school in their 40s, with jokes about Bob creating sexual tension with teachers and Matt wanting to AI generate what Mike McCray looked like with broccoli hair. The conversation then shifted to the “Thick Austin Something Headlines” segment covering major news stories 🌡️📰

The heat dome over Central Texas dominated the news discussion, with meteorological details about how insufferably hot it will be this week with heat index values pushing past 100 degrees and overnight lows only dropping to 78-79. The hosts discussed the visible smog over Austin’s skyline, which Matt joked was “hipsters’ vape fumes” that smell like grape and cotton candy. Other headlines included five people being rescued from the Colorado River despite warnings to stay away, wildlife like beavers and otters making a comeback after 100+ years, back-to-school spending averaging $611 (down from $750), and the upcoming tax-free weekend August 7-9 for items under $100 🌊🦫💰

The conversation evolved into a broader discussion about vacations and travel, with Matt explaining why he can’t enjoy solo trips without his family due to guilt, and the challenges of affording family vacations with flight costs around $350 per person. The hosts lamented how life conspires against longer vacations, with Matt mentioning his mother-in-law’s recent hip injury requiring frequent trips up north. They debated whether two-week vacations still exist and discussed the oppressive Texas heat making outdoor activities unbearable. Chuy suggested the only solution is booking winter vacations in cold climates like Colorado, though the group realized you’d have to go as far as the Arctic Circle or the Southern Hemisphere to escape summer heat ✈️❄️🌍

The main call topic asked listeners how they’re staying cool this summer, with multiple callers sharing their strategies. Joey Jojo from Wimberley mentioned swimming holes like Blue Hole and 7A Ranch, Tracy Schultz talked about doing backflips at Bartholomew Pool for $5, and David called to thank the show for ACDC concert tickets that gave his 12-year-old grandson “the best night of his life.” The hosts reminisced about Austin before air conditioning (less than 100 years ago), discussed drinking vinegars as historical cooling drinks, and Matt shared memories of spending an entire summer in 1994 swimming at the then-unknown Stone Lake Quarry 🏊🎸🥤

The hour concluded with Gonzalez calling in to promote a back-to-school fundraiser at Lake Somerville on August 8th, featuring water slides, DJs, barbecue plates, and snow cones in exchange for school supply donations for Carlson County kids. The hosts discussed the challenges of modern schooling, including budget cuts forcing parents to fund activities themselves, and Bob defended his watch collection when Chuy accused him of buying a new timepiece during his Dallas trip. Throughout the hour, recurring jokes about “snow animals,” Port Aransas slogans, and Matt’s parental guilt provided comedic relief to the oppressive heat discussion 📚⌚😄

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🕛 Third Hour Analysis 🕛

🌡️ Cooling Off Discussion & Tips

The third hour opened with an extended conversation about staying cool in the summer heat! ☀️🥵 The hosts discussed various cooling methods including:

• African penguins were mentioned – they exist in Southern Africa without snow! 🐧
• Freezing pillows or hats to cool off while sleeping
• Watermelon with tajín – Matt highly recommended this combo over just salt 🍉
• Frozen cantaloupe with whipping cream as a viral ice cream hack
• Air conditioning dependency – Discussion about whether AC has made us weaker (01:46:00)
• Matt’s experience acclimating to jungle heat in the Yucatan over several days 🌴

Caller Kathy (01:49:31) had the most unconventional tip: smoking pot to cool down! 🌿 She claimed it has cooling properties, though Chewy suggested you just forget you’re hot. She also warned Matt’s wife that menopausal sweats never go away. 💦
Caller Umar (01:53:47) recommended the indoor lifestyle – just stay inside, play video games, and enjoy the AC! 🎮
Caller Frankie from Scotland (02:07:37) was melting while doing landscaping, missing concerts because of the heat, and lamenting that it’s not even August yet! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

👔 Men in Dresses Movement

Matt launched into an impassioned argument for bringing back dresses/tunics for men! 👗 (02:03:39)

• He wants practical dresses from Academy or Carhartt, not fashionable ones
• The key benefit: airflow to cool the boys 🌬️
• Referenced utility kilts and medieval shorts
• Suggested calling them “religious garb” so they can’t be banned
• Noted women love dresses with pockets – men’s dresses should have them too! 👖
• Frankie confirmed Scottish kilts are wool and get HOT at 75 degrees (02:09:10)
• Chelsea called in saying she goes commando in blue jeans when it’s hot (02:01:00), which led to Chewy admitting he once zipped his penis in his zipper! 😬

🧠 Interesting Facts & Science Discussions

Umar called back (01:55:08) to discuss dark matter and physics! He explained the “bullet galaxy” observation that proves dark matter is real, not just Einstein being wrong at large scales. Matt admitted he can barely understand Einstein even when explained at a children’s book level. 🌌💫
GTA 6 discussion – Umar mentioned it’s supposedly coming September 26th with a production cost between $1-2 billion! 🎮💰

📞 Phone Callers

• ☎️ Kathy (01:49:31) – Pot smoking cooling tip, menopausal sweats warning
• ☎️ Umar/Asma (01:53:20) – Indoor gaming lifestyle, dark matter science lesson
• ☎️ Connor from Rockdale (01:58:15) – Worked in warehouse with shower in bathroom, got called “camel” for drinking so much water after PE
• ☎️ Chelsea (02:01:00) – Goes commando in jeans when hot
• ☎️ Frankie from Scotland (02:07:37) – Melting while landscaping, too hot to go out

📚 Facts of the Day Segment

(02:12:18) 🧠💡

• Polygamy was banned in Hong Kong only in 1977
• At least 25 Snapple facts are false, outdated, or exaggerated
• Babies have 300 bones vs. adults with 206 – they fuse together as you grow (fontanelles are the soft spots) 👶
• One day weather forecast requires 10 billion math calculations ☁️🌦️
• Orson Welles considered running for Wisconsin Senate in 1946 – the seat went to Joseph McCarthy instead 🗳️
• Jaguars can mate up to 100 times a day – that’s about every 14-15 minutes! 🐆💕

🎸 Kick Out the Jams Segment

(02:21:38) 🎤🎶

Topics covered in the jam session:

• Daylight Saving Time discussion – If made permanent, sunrise in Texas would be 8:30 AM in winter, 9:30 AM up north (02:22:00)
• The Odyssey movie earned $87 million second weekend – Christopher Nolan’s best ever! 🎬 Someone uploaded it to X where 2.1 million people watched before takedown
• Financial stress shrinks your brain – Wall Street Journal study on cognitive decline 🧠📉
• Charlie Kirk statue – NY sculptor spent $100,000 making life-size statue, can’t sell it, only raised $1,400 on GoFundMe (02:29:02)
• Hunter Biden & Nick Fuentes doing Channel 5 interview together – discussion of influencers pivoting for money 💰
• Caligula history lesson – Assassinated at age 28, stabbed 30 times along with his wife and daughter (02:35:40)

📝 Five Paragraph Summary

The final hour kicked off with an extended discussion about beating the Texas heat, featuring creative and sometimes questionable cooling tips from callers. 🌡️ From frozen pillows to tajín-covered watermelon, the conversation covered practical solutions before taking a wild turn when caller Kathy suggested smoking pot has cooling properties. Matt’s Yucatan jungle story illustrated how the body can acclimate to extreme heat over several days, though most agreed the 67-degree air conditioning is a modern luxury we’ve all become dependent on. The hosts debated whether AC has made us weaker or just smarter. 💨

Matt launched into an enthusiastic pitch for bringing back dresses for men, arguing that practical, pocketed tunics from companies like Carhartt would provide much-needed airflow during hot months. 👗 The conversation explored Scottish kilts (which Frankie confirmed are miserably hot in wool), culottes, and various historical garments that allowed better ventilation. Chelsea’s call about going commando in jeans led to Chewy’s embarrassing zipper incident confession, while the group debated optimal bedroom temperatures – Chewy’s $120/month electric bill at 68 degrees shocked everyone. The dress advocacy was both humorous and earnest, touching on why women’s fashion has always been cooler (literally). 🌬️

Umar provided the hour’s intellectual highlight with his physics lesson about dark matter and the “bullet galaxy” observation. 🌌 He patiently explained to the self-proclaimed “three morons” how gravity behaving differently doesn’t mean Einstein was wrong, though Matt admitted he’d need a child to read him Einstein’s children’s book to truly understand. The conversation revealed the hosts’ genuine curiosity about complex topics even when they’re beyond their immediate grasp. Gaming discussion touched on GTA 6’s rumored billion-dollar budget and September release date, showing the intersection of pop culture and technology. 🎮

The Facts of the Day segment delivered fascinating trivia, from Hong Kong’s 1977 polygamy ban to babies having nearly 100 more bones than adults. 👶 The jaguar mating statistic (100 times in 24 hours) led to uncomfortable calculations about frequency and stamina. Orson Welles’ failed political ambitions and the revelation that 25+ Snapple facts are wrong added layers to everyday knowledge we take for granted. Bob’s cognitive abilities discussion, prompted by a Wall Street Journal study on financial stress and brain shrinkage, hit close to home for the aging hosts who admitted their mental sharpness has declined over the years. 🧠

The jam session covered The Odyssey’s box office success despite being pirated on X, the bizarre story of an artist who spent $100,000 on an unwanted Charlie Kirk statue, and a deep dive into influencer culture with Hunter Biden and Nick Fuentes doing publicity tours. 💰 The Caligula history lesson revealed his assassination at just 28 years old, stabbed 30 times along with his family. Throughout it all, the hosts maintained their characteristic mix of humor, genuine curiosity, and self-deprecating commentary, wrapping up another morning of controlled chaos on 93.7 KLBJ FM! 📻🎙️

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