Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, February 10, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Oh Valentimes
Dale, Matt, Daniel, and Carissa discuss Valentine’s Day plans and gift-giving expectations, with Dale uncertain what to do for his wife. The conversation veers into relationships, therapy, Daniel’s bashful bladder issue, and a road rage incident involving friend-of-the-show Troy Dillinger. The show ends with discussion of a news story about a child who claims to be the reincarnation of a woman who died in a Chicago fire.
Segments
- Show open without Bob [00:00:04] — Dale opens the show with Matt filling in for Bob, who is out until tomorrow. Matt discusses his daughter’s upcoming surgery.
- Valentine’s Day plans [00:05:05] — Dale admits he has no idea what to do for his wife for Valentine’s Day. Matt says his wife and he don’t celebrate it. Daniel is doing dinner tonight (early) because his girlfriend’s family is visiting Saturday.
- Groundhog Day column and favorite days [00:09:25] — Dale discusses his Austin Monthly column about picking a day to relive over and over. Matt recalls his traumatic childbirth experiences.
- Carissa’s dinner theater gig [00:13:01] — Carissa reveals she’s doing a murder mystery dinner theater in Killeen on Valentine’s Day weekend for $100. Dale and Matt are skeptical about dinner theater.
- Hypothetical cheating scenarios [00:16:04] — The crew discusses what they would do if they caught their significant other cheating. Carissa says she might just crumple and cry. Daniel gets visibly uncomfortable discussing ‘the lost year’ with his girlfriend.
- Cool sculpting and man boobs [00:19:21] — Dale discusses his cool sculpting procedures, particularly the man boob recovery. Matt considers getting work done on his love handles.
- Daniel’s bashful bladder [00:21:00] — Discussion of Daniel’s inability to urinate in public restrooms or on airplanes. Dale suggests therapy, Daniel resists. Caller Warrior Dave shares his own experience with the condition from his army days.
- Troy Dillinger road rage incident [00:31:58] — The show plays news coverage of Troy Dillinger, a long-time friend of the show, who was involved in a road rage incident on Burnet Road where he was head-butted and needed seven stitches.
- Carissa’s health issues and smoking [00:36:29] — Carissa reveals she hasn’t smoked since Friday (four days). She’s still having digestive issues but doctors haven’t found anything definitive.
- Reincarnation story [00:39:16] — The show plays an extended news segment about a two-year-old boy in Cincinnati who claims to be the reincarnation of Pamela Robinson, a woman who died jumping from the Paxton Hotel fire in Chicago in 1993. Daniel is skeptical; Matt says he believes it.
Callers
- Warrior Dave (regular) [00:30:30] — Bashful bladder / paruresis from his time in the army Shared his experience with the condition and how he’s working on it, but didn’t really help Daniel
Quotes
You got to spend money for a gift for Valentine’s Day.
Dale Dudley [00:05:44]
The tunnel had already been bored.
Matt Bearden [00:11:57]
They’re still busy trying to get Bob’s iPad back.
Dale Dudley [00:34:03]
Part 2: Reincarnated
The hosts discuss a documentary about a boy who claimed to be a reincarnated WWII pilot, with Dale wanting to believe it while Bob and Matt express skepticism. The conversation then shifts to Jack Black’s Tenacious D winning Best Metal at the Grammys over actual metal bands, religion and Obama’s prayer breakfast remarks that angered Fox News, and Alabama’s Chief Justice defying federal same-sex marriage rulings. Dale rants about religious extremism while the cast debates political correctness at UT fraternities.
Segments
- Daniel’s Durable Shoes [00:00:00] — Dale references Adam Wolfe’s Photoshop mocking Daniel’s claim from yesterday that his shoes are durable even when left outside, with the hosts debating whether leather shoes can survive rain.
- Reincarnated Pilot Boy [00:01:54] — Dale plays a documentary segment about a young boy who claimed to remember being WWII pilot James Houston, complete with specific details about the USS Natoma Bay and recognizing veterans by name. Bob is skeptical and claims the parents later admitted to feeding the kid information, though Dale cannot find evidence of that online.
- Cheap Flights to Europe [00:08:15] — Dale discusses Wow Airlines offering $99 flights from DC to Iceland, leading to more discussion of Daniel’s luggage problems on the Ireland trip.
- Obama Prayer Breakfast Controversy [00:12:02] — Dale plays Fox News clips of conservatives outraged that Obama mentioned the Crusades at a prayer breakfast, with one guest calling it ‘verbal rape.’ Eric Bolling claims Christianity has killed zero people in recent months.
- Grammy Metal Award Debate [00:18:31] — Dale argues that Tenacious D winning Best Metal Performance over actual metal bands like Slipknot and Mastodon is ridiculous, comparing it to Jethro Tull’s famous metal win. Matt defends Tenacious D as influential.
- UT Fraternity Border Party [00:37:51] — The hosts discuss a University of Texas fraternity getting investigated for a ‘south of the border’ themed party that offended nine people, with Dale arguing the university is being too politically correct.
- Alabama Chief Justice Defies Gay Marriage Ruling [00:45:02] — Alabama Supreme Court Chief Justice Roy Moore orders judges to refuse same-sex marriage licenses despite federal court ruling, comparing himself favorably to George Wallace and warning about marriages between men and daughters.
Callers
- unnamed [00:26:58] — Unclear – caller gets on briefly but hosts move on No real interaction, hosts continue their conversation
Text Line
- [00:20:00] Listener posted a link on Facebook to an article from Mad World News about an ex-Muslim imam criticizing Obama’s prayer breakfast remarks — read by Dale Dudley Dale reads it but doesn’t engage much, continues his rant about religion being the root of all problems
Music
- George Harrison — My Sweet Lord discussed, including the plagiarism lawsuit over He’s So Fine
- Hare Krishna chant — Metal version played, Matt gets lost watching Krishna videos on YouTube
- Tenacious D — Grammy-winning metal song played and debated
- Slipknot — The Negative One played as example of ‘real’ metal that lost
- Mastodon — High Road played as another Grammy nominee
- Katy Perry — Dale admits to listening to Wide Awake this morning
Quotes
I’d like to come back as a girl this time. I’d like to come back with a little more confidence.
Dale Dudley [00:07:32]
Verbal rape because we were not expecting it, it was horrible to sit through.
Guest [00:13:35]
Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Buddhism – their combined killings in the name of religion? That number would be zero.
Guest [00:16:03]
My beliefs stop where yours begin.
Dale Dudley [00:22:37]
Part 3: Dr Wang and Favorite Songs
Dr. Stan Wang visits to discuss heart health and his role in Dale’s medical care. The segment covers heart disease screening, Dale’s atrial fibrillation diagnosis, sleep apnea, and the HeartSaver CT scan. The show then shifts to various topics including the Doors, the Smothers Brothers, and bizarre news stories about yogurt made from vaginal bacteria and a man with limited orgasms. Carissa promotes her trivia night at Bikini’s.
Segments
- Amy’s Ice Cream Valentine’s Promo [00:00:00] — Matt reads a sponsor promo for Amy’s Ice Cream chocolate-covered strawberries for Valentine’s Day.
- Dr. Wang Introduction and Housekeeping [00:00:26] — Dale introduces Dr. Stan Wang and promotes the Sideshow podcast, discussing recommended episodes.
- Movie Recommendations [00:02:00] — Dale recommends ‘The Night Will Fall,’ an HBO documentary about Alfred Hitchcock’s World War II documentary footage.
- Dr. Wang’s Name Pronunciation [00:03:10] — Dale explains the confusion around pronouncing Dr. Wang’s name correctly (Wong vs. Wang).
- Dr. Wang’s Credentials [00:03:48] — Dr. Wang reveals his three graduate degrees: law, medical, and public health, plus his Taiwanese background.
- Dale’s Heart Scare Story [00:05:00] — Dale recounts how Dr. Wang discovered plaque in his heart during a routine HeartSaver scan, calling it ‘the widow maker.’
- Atrial Fibrillation Diagnosis [00:08:00] — Dale describes developing atrial fibrillation and his wife’s reaction to the potential diagnosis.
- Heart Disease Prevention Discussion [00:10:00] — Dr. Wang explains the importance of early heart disease detection and the HeartSaver CT scan.
- Blood Pressure and Diet [00:12:35] — Matt asks about blood pressure, and Dr. Wang discusses inflammation, diet, and the Mediterranean diet.
- Sleep Apnea Discussion [00:15:45] — Dr. Wang explains how sleep apnea triples heart attack risk and the importance of treatment with CPAP machines.
- The Doors – Touch Me [00:19:00] — The show plays and discusses the Doors’ ‘Touch Me’ performance on the Smothers Brothers show.
- Smothers Brothers and Vietnam [00:22:20] — Dale discusses the Smothers Brothers’ subversive comedy and their conflicts with CBS over Vietnam War jokes.
- Vaginal Yogurt Story [00:26:13] — Dale reads a story about a woman who made yogurt from vaginal bacteria, leading to discussions about probiotics.
- HPV and Oral Sex Discussion [00:30:00] — The hosts discuss HPV’s link to throat cancer and oral sex, with Carissa’s concerns about her own health.
- Man with 100 Orgasms Left [00:41:03] — Dale shares a story about a man with a rare penis disorder who allegedly has only 100 orgasms left.
- Saudi Arabia Cardboard King Cutouts [00:46:00] — The hosts watch and discuss a video of people shaking hands with cardboard cutouts of Saudi royalty.
- Carissa’s Trivia Night Promotion [00:52:00] — Carissa promotes her trivia night at Bikini’s on North I-35 at 8 p.m.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:00:37] — Dale promotes the Sideshow podcast and Daniel lists recommended episodes including ones where Dale cries and where Matt debates High Pockets.
Guests
- Dr. Stan Wang (expert) [00:00:29] — Cardiologist from Heart Hospital of Austin who treated Dale. Discussed heart disease prevention, the HeartSaver CT scan, sleep apnea, and general cardiovascular health. Has law degree, medical degree, and masters in public health.
Music
- The Doors — Touch Me performance on Smothers Brothers show discussed and played
Quotes
I need to see you right away. That’s the one we like to call the widow maker.
Dr. Stan Wang [00:06:35]
Sleep apnea triples your chances of having a heart attack.
Dr. Stan Wang [00:16:20]
You’re the Johnny Appleseed of HPV.
Dale Dudley [00:44:00]