Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, February 13, 2015
This Show
Part 1: 401K Plan
The show opens with Dale discussing his Deep Eddie vodka investment story and joking about making money from a lawsuit with Carissa. The conversation shifts to 401k plans, with Dale expressing concern that younger staff members aren’t saving for retirement. The hosts discuss Johnny Cash’s famous love letter to June Carter, followed by a serious turn to the Rodney Reed death penalty case in Bastrop County, where Dale expresses concern about possible wrongful conviction. The show includes ticket giveaways and promotion planning for a potential short film festival.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:00] — Bob does the standard show introduction with the full cast present.
- Deep Eddie Investment Story [00:01:18] — Dale discusses his investment in Deep Eddie vodka and Sweet Leaf Tea with his Starbucks barista, explaining his friend’s business philosophy of betting on the horse, not the race.
- Carissa Glasses Joke [00:02:09] — Dale makes a backhanded compliment about Carissa looking like ‘the doable girl in the office’ when wearing glasses, leading to discussion about covering faces.
- President’s Day Discussion [00:03:03] — The crew discusses taking Monday off for President’s Day and Dale mentions his daughter’s upcoming surgery on Tuesday.
- Italian Cruise Promotion [00:07:17] — Dale discusses positive response to the potential Italian cruise promotion and explains pricing is better due to strong dollar against European currencies.
- Bill Maher Ticket Contest [00:08:32] — Dale offers tickets to Bill Maher at ACL Live by having listeners identify a song lyric about Los Angeles.
- Short Film Festival Planning [00:09:09] — Dale announces plans for the ‘Under Five Film Festival’ – a short film competition requiring submissions under five minutes long. Discussion of logistics and naming.
- Apple Stock Discussion [00:13:48] — Dale discusses investing in Apple stock and getting mixed reactions on social media, leading to Bob saying the amount lost ‘wasn’t much money.’
- 401k Discussion [00:16:56] — Dale asks cast members about their 401k contributions. Carissa reveals she doesn’t think she can afford it, Daniel can’t remember if he has one, leading to Dale lecturing about compound interest and retirement savings.
- Employment Status Confusion [00:21:00] — Discussion about whether Carissa qualifies for 401k as ‘regular part-time’ versus full-time employee.
- Dead Singer-Songwriters [00:24:57] — Dale notes that male singer-songwriters with guitars in the 1970s often died in accidents – Harry Chapin, Jim Croce, John Denver, Ricky Nelson.
- Song Contest Winner [00:26:06] — Caller Jeff correctly identifies ‘I Am a Rock’ by Simon & Garfunkel and wins Bill Maher tickets.
- Barbershop Quartet Arrival [00:32:38] — The hosts learn a barbershop quartet has arrived to perform Valentine’s Day sing-a-grams on the show.
- Johnny Cash Love Letter [00:34:03] — Dale reads Johnny Cash’s famous love letter to June Carter on her birthday, which is considered one of the greatest love letters ever written.
- Rodney Reed Death Penalty Case [00:36:56] — Dale discusses the Rodney Reed case in Bastrop County, expressing concern about potential wrongful conviction. Reed is scheduled for execution in three weeks despite new evidence suggesting the victim’s police officer fiance may be the actual killer.
- Justin Caller [00:43:32] — Caller Justin tries to discuss yesterday’s strip club topic but Dale is up against a break.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:09:20] — Dale references yesterday’s sideshow discussion about exercise myths and Dr. Hicks
- The Sideshow [00:43:35] — Dale promotes yesterday’s sideshow episode about former cast members Charlie Hodge, Deborah, and Angela
Guests
- Barbershop Quartet (musician) [00:32:38] — Five older gentlemen who perform Valentine’s Day sing-a-grams, arrived to perform on the show
- Joey Coco Diaz (comedian) [00:00:43] — Mentioned as in-studio guest coming later in the show
Callers
- Jeff [00:26:06] — Song identification contest – correctly identified ‘I Am a Rock’ by Simon & Garfunkel Won tickets to Bill Maher show at ACL Live
- Justin [00:43:32] — Wanted to discuss strip clubs downtown from yesterday’s show Dale was up against break and told him to call back on the sideshow
Music
- Harry Chapin – ‘Taxi’ — Dale heard it on the way in and discussed the story
- Simon & Garfunkel – ‘I Am a Rock’ — Contest answer sung by caller
- Joni Mitchell – ‘California’ — Discussed as a California-themed song
Quotes
With those glasses, Carissa looks like the doable girl in the office.
Dale Dudley [00:02:45]
I am the doodoo toucher. I like to call myself the doodoo whisperer.
Dale Dudley [00:14:23]
If you were a singer songwriter with a guitar male in the 70s, God killed you.
Dale Dudley [00:23:59]
I don’t understand the we must win. My team must win no matter what attitude.
Dale Dudley [00:42:48]
Part 2: Mayor’s $11,000 Furniture
The hosts discuss the City of Austin spending $11,000 on furniture for the new mayor’s office, featuring comparisons to cheaper alternatives and questioning the city manager’s priorities. The Heart of Texas Chorus performs Valentine’s Day songs in-studio, leading to the hosts attempting to sing along. The show also covers a road rage incident where a man was forced by his mother to apologize on TV, and extensive discussion of Alabama’s resistance to gay marriage with clips from news coverage and local reactions.
Segments
- Mayor’s $11,000 Furniture [00:05:10] — Dale introduces a KXAN report about City of Austin spending over $11,000 on furniture for the new mayor’s office, including a couch, two chairs, and a table. The hosts compare the prices to much cheaper alternatives at Walmart and express outrage over the expense.
- Heart of Texas Chorus Performance [00:20:42] — Members of the Heart of Texas Chorus perform Valentine’s Day songs in-studio, including ‘Let Me Call You Sweetheart’ and other barbershop standards. The hosts attempt to join in singing and discuss the group’s availability for Valentine’s Day serenades.
- Road Rage Apology [00:36:00] — The hosts play a KVUE report of Rashad Ben, who was caught on camera spitting on a woman’s car in a road rage incident, being brought by his mother to apologize on television. The hosts find humor in the ‘tough guy’ being made to apologize by his mom.
- Alabama Gay Marriage Controversy [00:39:01] — Extended discussion of Alabama’s resistance to gay marriage, featuring clips of Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore arguing with CNN’s Chris Cuomo, Birmingham preacher Cedric Hatcher’s inflammatory city council speech, and a satirical ‘Redneck News’ report showing nothing has changed in Alabama since gay marriage was approved.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:28:36] — Discussion of yesterday’s Sideshow episode where they discussed people who left the show, and Daniel accidentally playing an explicit sound effect on air instead of just the Sideshow
Guests
- Heart of Texas Chorus members (musician) [00:05:10] — Barbershop chorus performing Valentine’s Day songs and promoting their Valentine’s Day serenade service
Text Line
- [00:05:48] Dale’s wife texted about wanting to buy a $500 desk from a consignment store — read by Dale Dudley Dale used it as a setup to discuss the mayor’s furniture spending, noting he didn’t respond to his wife because they have nowhere to put the desk
Music
- Heart of Texas Chorus — Performed ‘Let Me Call You Sweetheart’ and other barbershop standards live in studio
Quotes
$11,000 should buy a house full of furniture
Dale Dudley [00:06:49]
I would call a divorce lawyer if my wife came home with an $8,000 couch invoice
Dale Dudley [00:15:02]
Always the tough guy until mommy makes you come apologize
Dale Dudley [00:37:13]
Part 3: Joey Coco Diaz
Joey Coco Diaz visits the show for a wide-ranging conversation covering his comedy, his podcast ‘The Church of What’s Happening Now’, his acting work (including a role on Marc Marin’s show), his criminal past including kidnapping, his mother’s death at 16, and his current life philosophy around marijuana use. The conversation veers into sexually explicit movie scenes that hosts and callers remember from their youth, with discussions of Nine and a Half Weeks, Wild Things, and other films. Dale discusses his 70-day sobriety from alcohol, his Clash of Clans obsession, and Matt shares an embarrassing story about his mother accidentally posting about her vibrator (wine opener) on Facebook.
Segments
- Show opening and Under 5 Film Festival announcement [00:00:00] — Dale announces the Dudley and Bob Under 5 Film Festival with a new logo, though details are still being worked out. He also makes Clash of Clans announcements.
- Dale’s sobriety discussion [00:01:24] — Dale discusses being 70 days sober from alcohol, his wife’s support, and why AA anonymity exists – to avoid disappointing people when you drink again.
- Joey on marijuana use and paranoia [00:02:36] — Joey discusses his daily edible use for anxiety and sleep. Dale shares his extreme paranoia experiences with modern strong marijuana.
- Joey’s podcast ‘The Church of What’s Happening Now’ [00:11:50] — Discussion of Joey’s podcast prep methods and recent guests including Bruce Buffer, Andre Carter, and Dean Cain.
- Joey’s victim on his podcast [00:13:00] — Joey discusses having the kidnapping victim from his 1987 crime appear on his podcast in 2013, including bumping into him in 1994 when both were on drugs.
- Joey’s mother’s death at 16 [00:20:22] — Joey reflects on his mother dying when he was 16 and how she prepared him to be a man, comparing modern teens’ inability to handle such hardship.
- Matt’s mother’s Facebook mishap [00:23:28] — Matt tells the story of his 70-year-old mother accidentally posting about her ‘rabbit’ (wine opener) dying on Facebook, with friends thinking it was a sex toy.
- Sexually explicit movie scenes discussion [00:31:00] — Extended segment with callers sharing memories of erotic scenes from 1980s-90s films including Nine and a Half Weeks, Wild Things, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and others.
- Joey’s acting work with Alec Baldwin [00:44:00] — Joey discusses working with Alec Baldwin on an HBO Howard Hughes movie and Baldwin’s continued references to Kim Basinger 20 years after their divorce.
- Comic Con and autograph culture [00:51:00] — Discussion of why people pay for autographs and photos at Comic Con, with Joey and Dale expressing confusion about the practice.
Guests
- Joey Coco Diaz (comedian) [00:00:29] — In studio for the entire show promoting Cap City Comedy Club shows. Former criminal turned comedian/actor, hosts ‘The Church of What’s Happening Now’ podcast.
Callers
- Drew [00:35:56] — Movie Lisa Bonet in Angel Heart Brief discussion of the controversial sex scene that got Bonet in trouble with Bill Cosby
- Clark [00:36:43] — Bo Derek in 10 Brief acknowledgment of the beach running scene
- Corey [00:41:27] — Basic Instinct and Wild Things Led to hosts watching Wild Things pool scene on air
- Austin (Austin) [00:43:18] — Revenge of the Nerds pie scene Brief discussion of first nudity seen by that generation
- Art [00:44:10] — 1980s erotic thrillers – Body Heat, Against All Odds Discussion of Kathleen Turner and Rachel Ward manipulating men in films
- Bob [00:46:38] — The Postman Always Rings Twice with Jessica Lange Led to extended on-air viewing of the kitchen table sex scene
- Matt [00:47:48] — Revenge of the Nerds Reiteration of earlier caller’s point about first nudity
- Mark [00:48:28] — Demi Moore in Striptease Brief acknowledgment
- Robert [00:49:03] — 1965 Romeo and Juliet nude scene Discussion of controversial underage nudity in Franco Zeffirelli version
- Preston [00:51:17] — Young Lady Chatterley and getting caught by mother Told story about falling asleep holding himself, later using masturbation as excuse when caught rolling joint
- Brennan, Cliff, Mark [00:58:49] — Held for Sideshow podcast Dale promises to take their calls on the subscriber podcast
Quotes
I always thought AA was anonymous because you didn’t want to embarrass yourself. It’s because it builds up expectations.
Dale Dudley [00:01:46]
I kidnapped him in ’87 and I bumped into him in ’94 at a bar.
Joey Coco Diaz [00:15:58]
Every day when I wake up, I think how lucky that I didn’t get shot, didn’t get 26 years in jail.
Joey Coco Diaz [00:19:02]
When I look at a kid today at 16, I go, could they handle what happened to me? Not a million years.
Joey Coco Diaz [00:20:16]
When I’m walking onto a set, I go to myself, can you believe I was in prison 20 years ago?
Joey Coco Diaz [00:56:43]