Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, February 18, 2015
This Show
Part 1: What is a bull
Dale discusses his daughter’s surgery and navigating Austin traffic to complete errands. The show veers into an extended discussion about livestock terminology after Carissa expresses confusion about whether bulls are a different species from cows. Dale also tells a story about attempting to cook a whole chicken for the first time, struggling with removing the neck and giblets. The segment includes discussion of bullfighting, ISIS, and various tangents about local Austin businesses.
Segments
- Show open [00:00:11] — Standard show introduction with announcer voice-over listing the cast.
- Carissa’s outfit critique [00:01:27] — Dale and Bob tease Carissa about her beanie and layered clothing, comparing her look to a ‘rag lady’ and a German beer server.
- Dale’s daughter’s surgery [00:02:26] — Dale mentions listening to yesterday’s show while going to his daughter’s surgery. Discussion of the previous day’s show content.
- Daniel’s parents at brunch [00:03:55] — Matt recounts going to brunch with Daniel’s parents, surprising Dale who didn’t know Daniel’s mother was accessible. Running joke about Daniel’s mysterious family.
- Racial slur discussion [00:04:32] — Dale explains a pre-show moment where he almost said something inappropriate, leading to Daniel’s literal recommendation to watch ‘Selma.’
- American Sniper review [00:06:40] — Dale discusses seeing American Sniper, criticizing the fake baby and praising the film’s balanced approach to war. Brief discussion of casting choices.
- Head to Head promo and upcoming guests [00:09:00] — Dale previews today’s Head to Head segment and mentions Rooster Teeth coming in later. Ticket giveaways announced.
- Television and streaming habits [00:10:27] — Dale announces he’s gone almost completely Netflix-only. Bob mentions watching Gotham on iTunes.
- Austin traffic experience [00:11:23] — Dale describes his day off yesterday dealing with Austin traffic while running errands between his daughter’s surgery, picking up his son, and other tasks.
- Radio show criticism [00:15:00] — Dale rants about hearing a weak promo for another morning show that used a tired Franklin Barbecue reference, criticizing the practice of ‘localizing.’
- Daniel on a lonely country trail [00:19:42] — Daniel mentions being recognized by a listener on a ‘lonely country trail,’ which turns out to be Great Hills Trail hiking path. Everyone mocks his description.
- Fist bumps vs. handshakes [00:24:47] — Dale discusses preferring fist bumps over handshakes for hygiene reasons and worrying that people might be offended.
- Tonsils and adenoids [00:26:00] — Discussion of what adenoids and tonsils actually do, turbinates, and medical procedures.
- Cooking a whole chicken [00:28:35] — Dale tells a detailed story about cooking his first whole chicken using the convection oven, struggling to remove the neck and giblets while consulting iPad and iPhone instructions.
- What is a bull? [00:36:02] — Extended discussion about livestock terminology after Carissa reveals she thought bulls were a different species from cows. Explanation of bulls, steers, heifers, and cow breeds.
- Shotgun calls in [00:38:35] — Caller Shotgun, who raised cattle, explains the difference between cows, heifers, bulls, and steers.
- Bull goring story [00:40:22] — Discussion of an American student gored by a bull at a festival in Spain. Only 15 people have died in Pamplona since 1924.
- Deveined shrimp revelation [00:41:48] — Carissa reveals she’s been saying ‘deveined’ wrong her whole life, thinking it was ‘deveined.’ Hosts explain it’s removing the intestinal tract.
- ISIS and Armageddon [00:43:25] — Dale discusses ISIS’s goal of Armageddon and jokes about whether Christians should support them. Proposes ideas for tracking ISIS through GPS in cameras and vehicles.
Recurring Bits
- Head to Head [00:09:00] — CJ hosting today with topics including ‘Stinky Pinky’ word game and military history. Tickets for Def Leppard, Styx, Tesla, Steely Dan shows.
Guests
- Jack from Rooster Teeth (other) [00:10:01] — Coming in to promote Let’s Play Live at ACL Live this weekend
- Dr. Madeline Castellanos (expert) [00:28:38] — Sex expert scheduled for tomorrow’s show, International Society for the Study of Women’s Sexual Health
Callers
- Shotgun (regular) [00:39:35] — Called to explain cattle terminology – cows, heifers, bulls, and steers Provided the authoritative explanation that settled the discussion. Dale asked where he’d been.
Quotes
After 35, you don’t want that look
Dale Dudley [00:01:55]
The most talented people get tossed out yet the most banal non-creative just ping in the ratings
Dale Dudley [00:15:09]
As though barbecue could be that different. It’s meat from heaven.
Dale Dudley [00:18:16]
Bulls are men? No. They’re bulls.
Carissa Jade [00:32:08]
Part 2: Pictures with Famous People
The show opens with discussion about President’s Day and Bob’s suspicion that local filmmaker Turk Pipkin may be upset with them for not attending his charity events. This spirals into a lengthy conversation about celebrity culture, the awkwardness of approaching famous people, and ‘celebrity supersizing.’ Jack Patillo from Rooster Teeth’s Achievement Hunter visits to promote Let’s Play Live at ACL Live on February 20th, where they’ll play video games in front of a live audience.
Segments
- President’s Day and Turk Pipkin conspiracy [00:00:00] — Dale returns from his daughter’s surgery. Bob reveals he thinks Turk Pipkin is mad at them for not getting invited to his charity gala events anymore, which featured Little Steven and Friday Night Lights cast.
- The need for celebrity validation [00:07:32] — Dale questions why people need celebrities to acknowledge they exist, comparing fans approaching celebrities to ‘Killer’ approaching the hosts at remotes. The discussion explores the psychology of celebrity encounters.
- Celebrity supersizing explained [00:11:00] — Dale explains ‘celebrity supersizing’ – when someone in a conversation with you abandons you mid-sentence because someone more famous walks by. He shares stories of Bruce Willis doing this to him and being ‘Killer’ at Lawrence Wright’s house.
- Afroman punches stage crasher [00:26:30] — The hosts watch and react to video of Afroman punching a drunk woman who climbed on stage during his Biloxi, Mississippi performance. They debate whether it was justified.
- Cat survives knife attack [00:30:09] — Brief discussion of a cat that survived with a knife in its head in Crimea.
- Pat Robertson on ultrasound photos [00:32:00] — The hosts play a clip of Pat Robertson warning against posting ultrasound photos on Facebook because ‘covens’ might use them to mutter curses against unborn children.
- Mars One mission update [00:35:17] — Sonya Van Meter, who was previously on the show, has made it to the final 100 people for the one-way Mars mission.
- Carissa’s cold belly [00:37:07] — Carissa reveals she’s doing acupuncture for bowel issues and taking ‘herbal’ supplements. The hosts mock her for being told she has a ‘cold belly’ and tease her pronunciation.
- Fake supplements scandal [00:39:27] — Dale discusses how the New York Attorney General found that 79% of supplements sold at Walmart and Target are fake, just ground-up houseplants.
- Jack Patillo interview begins [00:42:17] — Jack Patillo from Rooster Teeth’s Achievement Hunter arrives to discuss Let’s Play Live, explaining how they play video games in front of live audiences and have built massive followings on YouTube.
- Understanding the Let’s Play phenomenon [00:46:00] — The hosts try to understand why people pay to watch others play video games. Jack explains it’s like watching friends play on a couch, and discusses how kids don’t watch TV anymore, they watch YouTube.
Guests
- Jack Patillo (other) [00:42:17] — From Rooster Teeth’s Achievement Hunter, promoting Let’s Play Live at ACL Live on February 20th, 2015
Quotes
You’re doing a celebrity a favor when you do not bother them.
Dale Dudley [00:08:20]
It’s this thing where we’re all so insecure that we see a celebrity, we want them to know we exist.
Dale Dudley [00:12:45]
What’s your favorite letter?
Dale Dudley [00:15:23]
They keep the celebrities in a pen like veal.
Dale Dudley [00:19:52]
Some cultist gets hold of it, a coven, and they begin muttering curses against an unborn child.
Pat Robertson [00:34:01]
Part 3: Rooster Teeth
The show plays a trivia game called ‘Fountain of Knowledge’ featuring Bob’s ‘Stinky Pinky’ word game and CJ Morgan’s military history questions. Wesley, a caller, dominates the movie opening lines round against Dale. The hosts also discuss ISIS beliefs, Austin real estate (17 offers in 24 hours), two men in ski masks chasing kids in West Austin, and body image trends like the ‘mons pubis’ surgery. Carissa demonstrates her flexibility in-studio, much to the hosts’ discomfort.
Segments
- Show opening and ISIS discussion setup [00:00:02] — Dale discusses reading about ISIS wanting Armageddon while CJ Morgan makes Def Leppard jokes. The show prepares for the Fountain of Knowledge trivia segment.
- Fountain of Knowledge begins [00:01:37] — The trivia game segment starts with Dale reluctantly hosting. Wesley calls in to play against Dale in the ‘Only In Beginnings’ movie opening lines category.
- Wesley dominates movie trivia [00:03:02] — Wesley rapidly identifies movie opening lines (Big Lebowski, Terminator 2, Goodfellas, Snatch) before Dale even finishes reading them, impressing everyone. Dale struggles with the same questions.
- Stinky Pinky with Nina vs Bob [00:08:20] — CJ introduces the rhyming word game Stinky Pinky (from Loveline). Nina and Bob compete, both struggling with clues like ‘erection lender’ (boner loaner) and ‘pedophile activist’ (molester protester).
- John Mellencamp ticket giveaway [00:16:21] — Dale does a text-to-win promotion for John Mellencamp tickets (corrects himself – actually Diane for Jack and Diane). Discussion of texting and driving laws.
- Sideshow topic discussion [00:17:21] — Bob describes yesterday’s Sideshow topic about who you could sub for in an emergency, inspired by a fan who played drums for The Who when Keith Moon passed out.
- ISIS beliefs and Armageddon [00:22:25] — Dale explains ISIS’s apocalyptic beliefs about conquering Istanbul and being pushed back by the Antichrist’s army, leading to their prophesied end times.
- CJ’s military history questions [00:24:09] — CJ asks his unused military history trivia questions about Napoleon, Admiral Nelson at Trafalgar, Genghis Khan’s cavalry, and Swedish King Gustavus Adolphus.
- Ways civilization could end [00:28:22] — Dale lists 12 ways researchers think civilization could end, including climate change, nuclear war, global pandemic (showing Ebola image), asteroid impact, and super volcano.
- Austin real estate boom [00:34:08] — Dale reveals his wife’s house in South Austin got 17 offers in 24 hours, one $21,000 over asking price. Buyers sending letters with dog photos trying to win the sellers over.
- West Austin ski mask incident [00:39:31] — News clip about two men in ski masks chasing teenagers playing basketball in West Austin near Far West and Mesa, happening twice in one evening.
- Body image trends discussion [00:44:36] — Discussion of the ‘thigh gap’ trend evolving into the ‘mons pubis’ trend, with women getting monoplasty surgery. Dale shares a teenage friend’s theory about thigh gaps indicating virginity.
- Carissa’s in-studio demonstration [00:48:52] — Carissa demonstrates her flexibility and discusses her body, pulling her fupa over her belly button, much to the hosts’ shock and discomfort. She mentions doing yoga and loving her body.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:17:21] — Bob mentions yesterday’s Sideshow topic about who you could sub for. Dale promises content for today’s Sideshow that made him emotional.
Guests
- CJ Morgan (other) [00:00:54] — Station personality who brought trivia games including Stinky Pinky and military history questions. Also called ‘Captain of the High Keys’ and known for reply-all emails.
Callers
- Wesley [00:02:17] — Called to play Fountain of Knowledge trivia game against Dale in movie opening lines category Dominated the game, identifying movies (Big Lebowski, Terminator 2, Goodfellas, Snatch) almost instantly, often before CJ finished reading the lines. Won Steely Dan tickets. Had sex Friday night according to his comment.
- Nina [00:09:09] — Called to play Stinky Pinky word game against Bob Tied with Bob at one correct answer each, ultimately given tickets by Dale who didn’t want to do another round. Familiar with the game from Loveline with Dr. Drew.
Quotes
This is a guy who hadn’t been laid in decades.
Dale Dudley [00:07:35]
Fighting over mythical beings is ridiculous.
Dale Dudley [00:24:52]
17 offers in 24 hours and one was $21,000 over asking price.
Dale Dudley [00:42:14]