Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, March 3, 2015
This Show
Part 1: The Biggest Fight
Dale returns from Matt’s vacation and immediately gets into an extended, heated argument with producer Daniel Gallo about kissing another man for money. What started as a callback to a Friday bit spirals into Dale venting deep frustration about Daniel’s inability to give honest answers, his combativeness, and his resistance to change. The fight touches on workplace dynamics, Daniel’s upcoming wedding, and Dale’s broader concerns about loyalty and professionalism. Matt tries to defuse the tension while Bob stays mostly quiet.
Segments
- Show open and Clash of Clans war [00:00:08] — Dale is absorbed in a Clash of Clans battle on his phone, discussing his clan’s war status and money spent on the game. He mentions two doctors from his neighborhood who’ve spent thousands on the game.
- Georgetown Mercedes visit [00:05:00] — Dale mentions visiting Georgetown Mercedes and getting a potential deal, noting it brought back ‘flashbacks of success’ before discussing relationship dynamics about what partners use against you in arguments.
- The soft underbelly theory [00:06:51] — Dale and Bob discuss how in relationships, partners will weaponize whatever you enjoy most during arguments – Dale’s Clash of Clans spending, Bob’s bass guitars, etc.
- Jared Wellman preview [00:09:45] — Dale mentions a Baptist preacher from Odessa who wrote that both abortion and homosexuality are ‘anti-life’ will be calling in later. Matt jokes that he agrees.
- The kissing bit origins [00:11:59] — Dale recounts how on Friday they tried to get Daniel and Chuy to kiss on-camera for money after discussing a gay kiss on The Walking Dead. Listeners pledged up to $1,000 but Daniel refused.
- Why won’t Daniel do it? [00:16:34] — Dale presses Daniel for an honest answer about why he won’t kiss another man for money. Daniel deflects by saying it’s about the amount; Dale insists Daniel is afraid of being teased forever and won’t admit it.
- The argument escalates [00:22:33] — Dale becomes genuinely angry that Daniel won’t give a straight answer, accusing him of being dishonest and frustrating. Daniel keeps trying to make it about money; Dale says that’s a lie and he’s had enough.
- Dale threatens personnel changes [00:27:01] — Dale tells Daniel to work with Chase and Scott about switching places with Chuy (moving Daniel to the AM station). He says he should never have put Daniel on-mic and criticizes his resistance to growth and advice.
- Carissa as ‘Patty Hearst’ [00:29:43] — Dale accuses Daniel of bullying Carissa when she first started, saying she was ‘shaking like a leaf’ and scared of him. He calls her ‘Patty Hearst’ now, implying Stockholm syndrome. Daniel and Dale argue about whether this is true.
- The mysterious project [00:36:30] — Dale mentions a new project in the works and tells Daniel on-air that he’s not being considered for it, sparking another argument about whether that was mean to say publicly.
- Obama-Netanyahu joke [00:39:50] — Matt jokes they should send a recording of this fight to Obama and Netanyahu’s press people to show them they’re not having the biggest fight of the day. Carissa doesn’t know who Netanyahu is.
- Dale’s business philosophy [00:41:41] — Dale apologizes for hurting feelings but says ‘business is not about feelings.’ He vents about his discomfort off-air versus on-air, saying he tells the truth on-air but becomes a wallflower when the mics are off.
- Wedding attendance question [00:43:34] — As they head to break, there’s tension about whether Dale will attend Daniel’s wedding. Matt claims dibs on Dale’s chocolate molten cake. Bob defends Daniel as the hardest-working, most dedicated person he knows.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:03:00] — Dale mentions he talked about the Clash of Clans war on the Sideshow and didn’t get to discuss a neighborhood party
- The Sideshow [00:13:55] — The Friday kissing bit extended into the Sideshow (free 30-day trial at DudleyandBobland)
Guests
- Shane Moss (comedian) [00:10:12] — Dale mentions Shane will drop by later in the show, calls him ‘one of our favorites’
- Jared Wellman (other) [00:09:45] — Baptist preacher from Odessa American who wrote that abortion and homosexuality are anti-life; scheduled to call in
Quotes
When my wife hears the latches to one of my bases, that’s when I hear it
Bob Fonseca [00:07:01]
Daniel was made to believe that schoolyard bullying was permanent
Dale Dudley [00:16:09]
I do not like gay people. (joking, immediately walked back)
Daniel Gallo [00:17:42]
You’re zero point zero fun on the show
Dale Dudley [00:33:56]
Business is not about feelings
Dale Dudley [00:41:51]
Part 2: The Continuous States
The hosts discuss politics and Carissa’s past Tea Party participation, then watch videos of a sovereign citizen getting tased at a courthouse and a man claiming Alabama for white people. The segment culminates in a lengthy interview with Pastor Jared Wellman from Odessa, Texas, who wrote an op-ed about homosexuality and abortion. Dale challenges Jared’s beliefs while remaining mostly civil, and Bob notes the pastor seems to be working through doubts about his own convictions.
Segments
- Welcome Back Discussion [00:00:00] — Show returns from break with discussion about Matt’s wedding stress and Dale’s past mental hospital stay.
- Carissa’s Political Views [00:02:00] — Carissa admits her mom watches Fox News and reveals she once attended a Tea Party rally in Dallas with homemade signs, prompting questions about her political evolution.
- Netanyahu Congress Address Discussion [00:05:00] — Dale explains Benjamin Netanyahu’s controversial speech to Congress without President Obama’s approval, testing Carissa’s knowledge of current events.
- Sovereign Citizen Video [00:11:00] — The crew watches video of a sovereign citizen refusing to show ID at courthouse, culminating in him being tased by bailiff P Barnes.
- Apologies to Carissa and Daniel [00:19:00] — Dale apologizes for the earlier argument with Carissa and reassures Daniel about his job.
- Pastor Jared Introduction [00:20:00] — Dale introduces upcoming interview with Pastor Jared Wellman from Odessa who wrote about homosexuality and abortion.
- Puerto Rico Green Lantern Funeral [00:22:00] — Discussion of man in Puerto Rico who was posed as Green Lantern superhero at his funeral, part of a Puerto Rican tradition.
- Frozen Song Mother Video [00:28:00] — They play a video of a mother driven to madness by her children singing ‘Let It Go’ from Frozen during snow days.
- Alabama White Supremacist Video [00:30:00] — Video of man claiming Alabama as a white homeland, wearing WWII German helmet and bulletproof vest, using racial slurs.
- 48 Contiguous States Confusion [00:31:00] — The supremacist says ‘continuous’ instead of ‘contiguous,’ leading to extended confusion as Carissa struggles with the correct term.
- Pat Robertson on Marijuana [00:36:00] — Pat Robertson clip calling marijuana users ‘enslaved to vegetables,’ prompting mockery of his logic.
- Pastor Jared Wellman Interview [00:39:00] — Extended interview with 31-year-old Baptist pastor from Odessa about his op-ed on homosexuality. Dale shares his background with religion and challenges Jared’s beliefs while remaining mostly respectful. Bob notes Jared seems to be working through his own doubts.
- Post-Interview Reflection [00:57:00] — Bob reflects that the interview was uncomfortable and that Jared seems to be convincing himself of his beliefs rather than truly certain.
Guests
- Jared Wellman (other) [00:39:00] — 31-year-old pastor of Mission Dorado Baptist Church in Odessa, Texas, discussing his op-ed about homosexuality and abortion
Quotes
God’s not worried about cameras, sir.
P Barnes (video) [00:15:00]
It’s a nice speech, but you’re still not coming in.
P Barnes (video) [00:16:00]
Preach about helping the poor instead of worrying about what gay people do.
Dale Dudley [00:53:00]
Part 3: Silent Disco
The show wraps up with a discussion of Austin Silent Disco, a company that provides wireless headphones for events, followed by the hosts watching a viral video of a man on a power pole who grabs a live wire and gets electrocuted. The hosts debate the ‘white and gold vs. blue and black dress’ optical illusion, then engage in an extended bit making puns about medieval ‘knights.’ The final segment promotes an Oswell comedy show at Cap City Comedy Club featuring Shane Moss, though technical phone issues delay the giveaway.
Segments
- Opening Sponsor Reads [00:00:00] — Dale delivers multiple sponsor reads including Chris Waters Realty, Diamonds Direct, Walgreens, Central Market Bacon Fest, Serta Pro Painters, and Planet Fitness.
- South by Southwest Wristband Giveaway [00:11:04] — Dale realizes he hasn’t given away anything today and promotes South by Southwest wristbands and the KLBJ FM broadcasts at Maggie May’s, struggling to avoid calling it a ‘party.’
- People of the Neighborhood: Austin Silent Disco [00:18:20] — Jared and Ross from Austin Silent Disco join to explain their business model of renting wireless headphones for events. They discuss how it works, applications for corporate events and festivals, and how the technology allows people to dance to music without disturbing noise ordinances.
- Film Festival Prize Money Update [00:28:36] — Dale announces Red Cloud PC has donated to the under-five film festival, bringing the total prize money to $5,550. He lists all the sponsors who have contributed.
- Pirelli World Challenge Suite Discussion [00:31:50] — The hosts debate how to give away the 12-person suite at Circuit of the Americas for the Pirelli World Challenge. Matt says he might want to attend with his dad or son, which leads to banter about bringing his daughter.
- New Orleans Lawyer Taxi Video [00:33:00] — Dale discusses a viral video of a drunk female lawyer trying to seduce a taxi driver in New Orleans. The cabbie recorded it and later faced extortion charges. The hosts watch and discuss the uncomfortable footage.
- Man Electrocuted on Power Pole Video [00:49:12] — The hosts watch a 24-minute video of a man in Los Angeles who climbed a power pole. Dale titles it ‘Not a Handhold.’ They watch as the man grabs a live wire, gets electrocuted, catches fire, and falls. Remarkably, he survives.
- Edison and the Electric Chair History [00:57:05] — Dale tells the story of how Thomas Edison got his competitor’s direct current used in the first electric chair execution to make it look bad, which helped AC current become the standard.
- The Dress Color Debate [00:44:02] — The hosts argue about the white/gold vs. blue/black dress optical illusion. Matt explains how he saw it both ways depending on the lighting conditions. Bob refuses to accept the scientific explanation.
- Medieval Knights Pun Run [01:01:45] — The hosts engage in an extended series of medieval knight puns including ‘pussy whippers,’ ‘boogie nights,’ ‘knights in white satin,’ ‘Hollywood nights,’ ‘Knights of Columbus,’ ‘night moves,’ ‘one of these nights,’ and ‘night vision.’
- Niall Maxwell and Oswell Show Promotion [01:03:43] — Bob delivers a Niall Maxwell Chrysler Dodge Jeep Ram sponsor read, followed by Matt promoting the Oswell comedy show at Cap City Comedy Club featuring Shane Moss, who was supposed to be in studio but got lost.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:18:20] — Austin Silent Disco representatives Jared and Ross visit to explain their wireless headphone rental business
Guests
- Ross (other) [00:18:20] — Co-founder of Austin Silent Disco, explained the wireless headphone rental business model
- Jared (other) [00:18:20] — Co-founder of Austin Silent Disco, discussed applications for corporate events and festivals
Text Line
- [00:02:04] 93rd texter wins South by Southwest wristbands by texting the word ‘turbo’ — read by Dale Dudley Standard contest giveaway
- [00:06:31] 93rd texter wins Bruce Hornsby and the Noisemakers tickets by texting ‘BRUCE’ — read by Dale Dudley Standard contest giveaway
- [01:04:39] Callers trying to win Oswell comedy show tickets, but phones were temporarily down — read by Bob Fonseca Technical difficulties delayed the giveaway, hosts asked listeners to keep calling
Quotes
It’s a joinery, a shindig, a brew ha ha.
Dale Dudley [00:01:23]
I find when you don’t drink for a long period, you’re more logical in thinking.
Dale Dudley [00:11:54]
I’ve done that before. I attempted to give a cabbie a massage.
Carissa Jade [00:34:27]
That sucks. Well that was funny, somebody paused to let me get it in.
Bob Fonseca [00:39:49]
I call this ‘Not a Handhold’
Dale Dudley [00:52:01]