Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, March 5, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Snow Day
The hosts broadcast during an Austin ‘snow day’ (which turned out to be a false alarm with clear roads) on reduced power with minimal commercials. Dale complains about technical issues with his spreadsheet, Bob recaps his Eric Church concert experience, and the crew debates everything from Jimmy Fallon’s comedy to Carissa’s bathing habits. Callers ask questions about the show’s history, including how Matt joined and about a Steve Poltz performance.
Segments
- Opening – Snow Day Edition [00:00:00] — Bob opens the show solo on what turns out to be a false alarm ice/snow day. Dale arrives and they discover they’re on low power with minimal commercials.
- Roads Clear Despite Cancellations [00:05:00] — The hosts discuss how schools were cancelled but roads are completely clear. Dale complains about spreadsheet technical issues that disrupted his morning routine.
- Egg McMuffin Without Egg [00:09:00] — Bob reveals he picked up breakfast for everyone but the restaurant forgot to put eggs in the egg McMuffins.
- Eric Church Concert Recap [00:17:00] — Bob discusses attending the Eric Church concert the night before. Dale mocks his enthusiasm while Daniel expresses disinterest.
- Jimmy Fallon Debate [00:23:00] — Dale declares Jimmy Fallon the ‘least funny human being on earth’ and argues with Bob who defends the Tonight Show host.
- Carissa’s Bathing Habits Revealed [00:30:00] — Dale calls out Carissa for admitting she goes multiple days without showering. She defends herself saying she showers ‘almost every day.’
- Listener Questions Begin [00:35:00] — With no commercials scheduled, the hosts open the phones for listener questions about the show.
- Steve Poltz Song Request [00:20:00] — A caller asks about a long version of ‘Meant for Me’ that Steve Poltz performed in-studio with a David Cassidy story.
- Wives on the Sideshow [00:36:00] — A caller asks if the hosts’ wives will ever appear on the sideshow podcast.
- Daniel’s Neighborhood Dinner Party [00:38:00] — Dale recounts a fancy dinner party in his Steiner Ranch neighborhood with wealthy Mexican neighbors from Monterrey.
- How Matt Joined the Show [00:42:00] — A caller asks how Matt Bearden came to join the show after another person left to do their own program.
- Vancouver Knowledge Contest [00:48:00] — Dale and Daniel argue about who knows more about Vancouver, with Daniel defending his knowledge because his fiancée is from there.
- Strip Club Geography [00:56:00] — The conversation shifts to strip club laws in different cities including Windsor Canada, Beverly Hills, and Los Angeles.
- College Friend’s Death [00:58:00] — Dale shares that Bobby Bryant, a college roommate, died of a heart attack at 51 while attending a Houston Rockets game.
Recurring Bits
- Head to Head [00:17:00] — Dale references yesterday’s Head to Head where they beat everyone and listeners turned down Bruce Hornsby tickets in favor of South by Southwest wristbands
- The Sideshow [00:36:00] — Multiple references to the after-show podcast throughout, including a caller’s question about having wives on it
Callers
- unnamed [00:20:00] — Asked about Steve Poltz’s long version of ‘Meant for Me’ with the David Cassidy story Bob explained the song but noted they don’t own rights to it
- unnamed (Taylor, Texas) [00:28:00] — Called to say he was freezing but could hear them fine on low power Brief call, no real question
- unnamed [00:30:00] — Noted Bob predicted Daniel and his ex would get back together Bob took credit as ‘Nostra Babus’
- unnamed (Longview area) [00:32:00] — Asked what the coolest thing was when Dale worked in Longview Dale explained the honor system snack bar he helped eliminate
- unnamed [00:36:00] — Two questions: will wives join the sideshow, and does Daniel watch Asian porn now Daniel said no to Asian porn, wives question answered that they’re too busy
- Renee [00:44:00] — Excited about Gary Clark Jr. coming on tomorrow, asked about Carissa’s bathing Brief interaction about tomorrow’s guest
- Warrior Dave [00:43:00] — Called in with earbuds while working Hung up on himself immediately, contributed nothing
- unnamed [00:42:00] — Asked how Matt Bearden joined the show They explained the previous person left to do their own show
- unnamed [00:43:00] — Asked about the ‘Oh my God I don’t care’ drop Told it’s from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Quotes
This town has got to rethink the way they cancel schools. This is insanity.
Dale Dudley [00:11:00]
Am I the only person in the world that finds Jimmy Fallon the least funny human being on earth?
Dale Dudley [00:23:00]
Nobody’s ever scented me as being dirty.
Carissa Jade [00:33:00]
They call me Nostra Babus
Bob Fonseca [00:17:00]
Part 2: The End_ (Deez Nuts)
Dale attempts to call Matt Bearden on air to discuss hygiene habits, particularly Carissa’s showering routine. The conversation evolves into a technical discussion about AC/DC electricity that goes wrong when a caller named Pat ‘deez nuts’ Dale. Matt walks out of the studio, triggering Dale’s frustration about equipment problems, lack of management support, and the show dynamics. The segment ends with tension as Dale threatens to play reruns and leave.
Segments
- Snow Day Open / Eric Church Concert [00:00:00] — Dale opens the practice show acknowledging the snow day. Bob had attended Eric Church concert the night before. They prepare to take calls.
- Calling Matt About Carissa’s Hygiene [00:00:24] — Dale attempts to call Matt on air to discuss Carissa’s admission that she doesn’t shower daily, using a ‘hair code’ to indicate when she’s bathed. Matt confirms this bugs him but notes she doesn’t actually stink.
- Matt’s Saint-like Patience [00:06:00] — Dale lauds Matt as being like Gandhi or Mother Teresa for tolerating Carissa’s habits. Carissa defends herself saying she’s been trying to be a better partner.
- Applebee’s Lawsuit Story [00:13:16] — Dale discusses a man who sued Applebee’s after burning his face on sizzling fajitas while bowing his head in prayer. The man lost the case.
- Pat the Caller Corrects Dale on Tesla/Edison [00:18:01] — A new listener named Pat calls to correct Dale’s AC/DC electricity explanation from a previous show, clarifying Tesla championed AC while Edison promoted DC.
- The Deez Nuts Prank [00:20:35] — Pat asks why there’s a delay on the radio, then delivers the punchline: ‘Why don’t you delay deez nuts in your mouth?’ This sets off the studio tension.
- Matt Leaves the Studio [00:21:02] — After the deez nuts joke and Dale’s frustration at being interrupted during the call, Matt walks out of the studio, triggering escalating tension.
- Capital Armory Sponsor Read [00:24:23] — Dale reads a sponsor spot for Capital Armory, mentioning the film festival prize money is now at $6,300.
- Dale’s Frustration Explodes [00:25:00] — Dale vents about equipment problems, lack of management praise, and his frustration with the show dynamics. He kicks the console and threatens to leave or play reruns.
- Search for Matt / Studio Chaos [00:26:00] — Dale demands they find Matt and threatens to leave. Bob tries to calm things down while Daniel reports security hasn’t seen Matt exit the building.
- Dale’s Management Complaints [00:27:00] — Dale complains about lack of communication from management about side projects and general lack of support, while Bob tries to defuse the situation.
Callers
- Pat (Dale’s ex-neighbor) [00:18:01] — Correcting Dale’s Tesla/Edison AC/DC electricity explanation Successfully corrected Dale on the science, then ‘deez nutted’ him with a prank about the radio delay. This triggered Matt walking out and Dale’s meltdown. Dale told Pat to never contact him again.
Quotes
In the new version of Gandhi they’ll call it Maddie where you lead a people as being the most compassionate understanding human being
Dale Dudley [00:06:00]
Why don’t you delay deez nuts in your mouth?
Pat (caller) [00:20:39]
General manager comes down, nobody ever says good show, great show, except for listeners
Dale Dudley [00:27:02]
Pat, I’m serious. Pat, never contact me again. Lose my email address. Lose it.
Dale Dudley [00:27:48]