Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, April 14, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Health Care Nightmares
Dale rants about a sleepless night dealing with his daughter’s bed-wetting and nighttime tantrums, which leads into a major complaint about billing nightmares from Seton Family of Doctors and Strictly Pediatrics after his daughter’s surgery. The conversation expands to healthcare coverage statistics under Obamacare, then derails into an extended discussion about Carissa’s financial irresponsibility — paying interest on a $300 credit card for years, ignoring a collection agency bill for months, and lacking basic knowledge of credit and personal finance. Daniel reveals he doesn’t know his wife’s financial details despite being married.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:00] — Bob delivers an elaborate, over-the-top introduction for Dale Dudley with grandiose titles and accolades.
- Dale’s Terrible Night [00:01:36] — Dale describes a miserable night with his daughter wetting the bed, refusing pull-ups, and having a coughing fit, leading him to sleep on the couch with earplugs and his CPAP machine.
- Matt’s Parenting Advice [00:03:20] — Dale credits Matt Bearden with advice about sending his daughter to her room during tantrums, which actually worked.
- Film Festival Promo [00:07:55] — Dale promotes the June 24th film festival with $10,000 in prizes, emphasizing videos must be submitted privately via YouTube or Vimeo and not publicly posted before judging.
- Obamacare Coverage Stats [00:14:29] — Dale reads a CNN Money report that 90% of Americans now have health insurance under the Affordable Care Act, an improvement from 18% uninsured in 2013.
- Seton Billing Nightmare [00:18:11] — Dale launches into a detailed rant about being billed $840 from Seton Family of Doctors/Strictly Pediatrics for his daughter’s surgery due to lack of pre-certification — an error the hospital made, not him.
- Carissa’s Collection Agency Bill [00:26:29] — Carissa reveals she has a bill from a collection agency (from September) that she’s been carrying in her purse for a month. Matt and Dale lecture her about not calling immediately.
- The $300 Credit Card Saga [00:33:02] — Dale and Matt discover Carissa has been paying interest on a $300-400 credit card balance for years, using the card for gas and only paying minimums, while her gainfully employed boyfriend has never paid it off for her.
- Financial Literacy and Marriage [00:38:18] — The hosts discuss how lack of financial education in high school leads to disasters like Carissa’s situation, and Dale questions Daniel about not knowing his wife’s financial details despite being legally married.
- Colostomy Karen Calls [00:40:21] — Recurring caller Karen (known as ‘Colostomy Karen’) calls to inform Carissa about the free annual credit report website (annualcreditreport.com), a government-mandated service.
- High School Financial Education Rant [00:41:44] — Matt delivers a passionate argument for mandatory financial literacy courses covering 401ks, IRAs, interest, loans, insurance, and basic money management.
- Daniel’s Marriage Finances [00:43:00] — Dale discovers Daniel doesn’t know how much money his wife Jen has in the bank, leading to a discussion about prenups, equity, and marital property rights.
Callers
- Karen (Colostomy Karen) (regular) [00:40:21] — Called to tell Carissa about the free annual credit report website (annualcreditreport.com) Provided helpful information; Dale initially used her nickname but she asked to just be called Karen
Quotes
Dream job I wanted to do when I was fourteen. I wish I could punch that fourteen-year-old in the face.
Dale Dudley [00:01:44]
There are certain individuals that should never have children. Thank you, Obama.
Dale Dudley [00:08:24]
The idea that Seton made the mistake and they’re billing me for their lack of pre-certification.
Dale Dudley [00:26:02]
You should go to your doctor and see if there’s a pill to take care of your financial ignorance.
Dale Dudley [00:36:38]
A five paragraph paper doesn’t save me two points on a loan.
Matt Bearden [00:42:03]
Part 2: Science with Daniel and Carissa
This part of the show features ‘Science with Daniel and Carissa,’ where the hosts struggle to explain basic physics concepts like why flies don’t slam into airplane walls and how Achilles heels work. Carissa confuses ‘Achilles heel’ with ‘Achilles hill,’ sparking extended confusion about Greek mythology. Dale grows increasingly frustrated with Daniel and Carissa’s lack of scientific understanding. The segment also includes the ‘news around the state’ bit, featuring bizarre local news stories from Corpus Christi (a woman charging $25 for dates), Midland (Walmart closing for plumbing), and San Antonio (a viral rap video). Dale continues ranting about the Lance Armstrong bikeway still bearing his name despite his doping scandal.
Segments
- Brian Wilson Tickets and Remotes [00:00:00] — Dale promotes Brian Wilson tickets at Frank Erwin Center and discusses upcoming remotes, including one at the new AT&T store near UT.
- Armadillo Ricochet Story [00:05:10] — Dale introduces a news story about a man who claims a bullet ricocheted off an armadillo and hit his mother-in-law, comparing it to Bob’s old claim that armadillos could flip cars.
- Science with Daniel and Carissa Begins [00:06:00] — The segment devolves into Daniel and Carissa struggling with basic physics, including why flies don’t slam into airplane walls and elevator physics.
- Achilles Hill Confusion [00:18:00] — Carissa confuses ‘Achilles heel’ with ‘Achilles hill,’ believing it has a double meaning involving both a body part and a location in Greek mythology.
- Film Festival Announcement [00:23:00] — Dale announces details for the under-five-minute film festival with $6,000 in prizes, to be held at Alamo Drafthouse South on the 24th.
- News Around the State: Armadillo Story [00:27:00] — The armadillo shooting story is finally played, revealing a bullet allegedly ricocheted off an armadillo through a fence and door to hit a woman.
- Corpus Christi: Date for $25 [00:30:00] — Dale plays a bizarre news story from Corpus Christi about a woman offering dates for $25 on Craigslist, with police investigating if it’s prostitution.
- Midland Walmart Closure [00:34:00] — A Midland Walmart closes for plumbing problems with minimal notice to 400 employees, becoming the lead story despite major national news happening.
- San Antonio Rap Video [00:38:00] — The hosts react to a viral rap video from San Antonio featuring a woman rapping about the city. Dale struggles with her accent and delivery.
- Lance Armstrong Bikeway Controversy [00:49:00] — Dale rants about why the Lance Armstrong bikeway still bears his name despite his admitted doping scandal and lying. A caller challenges him for wasting time on the topic.
Recurring Bits
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket / Tournament [00:30:00] — Dale mentions Chris Betts won the 2016 tournament and will appear Thursday to receive her crown and scepter. The Corpus Christi news segment demonstrates the lack of journalistic integrity they critique.
Callers
- unnamed [00:13:36] — Called about the fly/airplane physics discussion Brief interjection, no substantial contribution to the discussion
- Peter [00:44:48] — Called to say he knows the San Antonio rap video woman, confirming she’s a stripper and talks that way naturally Dale apologizes for calling her a slut after learning more context
- unnamed (in a truck) [00:53:47] — Criticized Dale for wasting time talking about Lance Armstrong bikeway when he complains about politicians wasting time Dale gets defensive and angry, the caller dropped multiple f-bombs that Bob had to dump, leading to Dale ranting about filling airtime and the caller deserving to listen to other stations
Quotes
It’s like a dog trying to figure out algebra
Dale Dudley [00:12:00]
Achilles Hill. It has a double meaning
Carissa Jade [00:18:30]
It’s like slow leaks of stupidity
Bob Fonseca [00:22:00]
Come for the Alamo stay for the sluts
Bob Fonseca [00:47:00]
What’s next the Charles Manson Memorial at Zilker Park
Dale Dudley [00:51:00]
Part 3: Bike Lanes and Outrage
This final segment of the show covers a range of topics but centers on a heated religious debate sparked by Dale playing a Michelle Bachmann clip about Israel and the rapture. Dale expresses strong skepticism about religion, stating Jesus ‘isn’t coming back’ and calling religious belief a ‘delusion,’ which prompts listener complaints. A caller named Mike, a pastor, calls to say he’s offended but the conversation ends cordially. The hosts also discuss Rush Limbaugh being dropped by an Indianapolis station, a fight at Austin High School, beef jerky recommendations, and ongoing exhaustion from sleep deprivation.
Segments
- European Cruise Promotion [00:00:00] — Dale and Bob promote the Dudley and Bob with Matt European cruise vacation, discussing pricing, amenities, and upcoming promotional appearances at Warriors for Heroes bowling event and Agencies on Guadalupe.
- Lance Armstrong Bikeway Closure [00:01:54] — Brief mention of the Lance Armstrong bikeway being closed, with hosts joking that no one cares about this news item.
- SNL Skit and Teacher-Student Relations [00:02:05] — Dale references an SNL skit about a teacher and 17-year-old student, expressing frustration with outrage culture and claiming it doesn’t ruin the teenager’s life in most cases.
- Sleep Deprivation Discussion [00:02:39] — Bob discusses the chronic sleep deprivation that comes with morning radio work, getting only four hours of sleep while juggling family responsibilities.
- Bob’s Diet and Coach Amy [00:04:00] — Bob talks about his diet coaching with Amy at Hill Country Gallery, discussing carb restrictions and not cheating on his diet plan.
- Duke’s Beef Jerky Recommendation [00:04:34] — Dale enthusiastically recommends Duke’s brisket barbecue beef jerky, calling it the best he’s ever had and asking Daniel to send the clip to the company hoping for free product.
- Sideshow Recap and Dale’s Frustration [00:06:03] — Dale mentions a Sideshow topic he can’t discuss yet, notes Bob took the conversation to a depressing place, and expresses general frustration with listener complaints.
- Austin High School Brawl [00:08:07] — The show plays news coverage of a seven-minute brawl at Austin High School that occurred during a faculty meeting when security wasn’t present. Discussion follows about school safety and police officers in schools.
- Caller Rob on School Fight Details [00:15:02] — Caller Rob provides additional context about the Austin High School fight, explaining it was a late-start day with faculty in meetings when the violence erupted.
- Caller Jason Calls Back [00:17:10] — Jason, who had called earlier in apparent anger, calls back to apologize and make peace with Dale, saying he’s a fan of the show.
- Lance Armstrong Bikeway and Road Names [00:18:42] — Discussion about Lance Armstrong bikeway closure leads to joking about various Austin road names and the people they commemorate, including Ed Bluestein.
- Warriors Bowling Event Promotion [00:20:59] — Dale promotes the Warriors bowling event at Dart Bowl at 7pm, mentioning it’s for hardcore fans and Don will be there with European cruise information.
- Daniel and Carissa Explain Things Bit Idea [00:22:17] — Bob suggests a recurring bit where Daniel and Carissa explain scientific concepts, referencing earlier moments when they’ve done this organically on the Sideshow.
- Taco Tuesday Skateboard Crash Video [00:23:44] — Dale shows a video of a guy on a skateboard advertising dollar tacos who crashes into a moving car, prompting discussion about broken bone videos people keep posting to show prep.
- Rush Limbaugh Dropped from Indianapolis Station [00:25:48] — Dale reports that Emmis dropped Rush Limbaugh from WIBC Indianapolis after 22 years, citing business considerations and potential advertising opportunities. Dale speculates about Limbaugh’s vulnerability to social media outrage.
- Caller Justin’s Failed Joke [00:29:48] — Caller Justin tries to set up a joke about Dale’s new house but the setup is too complicated and the punchline falls flat.
- Dale’s Home Frustrations [00:31:44] — Dale vents about domestic frustrations and lack of sleep, saying he’s getting criticism ‘from both sides’ and is worn out.
- Michelle Bachmann Iran Deal Rapture Clip [00:34:05] — Dale plays audio of Michelle Bachmann claiming the Iran nuclear deal is a sign of the rapture and Jesus’s return, with natural disasters as God’s punishment for Obama turning against Israel.
- Caller Mike Objects to Religious Commentary [00:40:44] — Pastor Mike from Temple, Texas calls to say he found the show’s religious commentary offensive. This sparks a long, ultimately civil debate about faith, offense, delusion, and the Bible between Dale, Matt, and Mike.
- Confirmation Bias and Religion Discussion [00:50:03] — Dale explains his evolution from believing what he was taught to questioning religion, comparing it to his experience with Howard Stern challenging radio conventions. He discusses confirmation bias and Fox News.
- Life as Simulation Theory [00:53:41] — Dale shares his belief that life might be a simulation, saying this sounds less crazy now than it did years ago, and suggests some people who take their own lives just got ‘tired of the simulation.’
- Caller Amanda’s Support [00:54:46] — Amanda calls to support the hosts, saying the pastor who called didn’t give them enough time to finish their points and everyone is entitled to their opinion.
Callers
- Rob [00:15:02] — Austin High School fight details – explained it was a late-start day with faculty in meetings Provided helpful context about why the fight went on so long without adult intervention
- Jason (waiting in parking lot) [00:17:10] — Called back to apologize after earlier confrontation Made peace with Dale, said he’s a fan of the show despite earlier tension
- Justin [00:29:48] — Tried to make a joke about Dale’s new house construction The joke setup was too complicated and fell completely flat; Matt and Dale couldn’t understand the punchline
- Mike (Temple, Texas) [00:40:44] — Called to say he was offended by the show’s religious commentary, particularly about Jesus and the Bible Sparked a lengthy but ultimately respectful debate about faith and religion. Mike revealed he’s a pastor at New Day Awakening Church affiliated with Promised Land Church in Austin. Conversation ended cordially with Mike getting to plug his church
- Amanda [00:54:46] — Called to support the hosts after the religious debate Provided encouragement, saying the pastor didn’t give them enough time to finish their points and everyone’s entitled to their opinion
Quotes
We’re supposed to pretend that a teacher ruins the seventeen-year-old for life which is completely erroneous.
Dale Dudley [00:02:17]
If you are so much of a baby you need to let a radio personality know… please stop listening.
Dale Dudley [00:08:39]
Daniel do not have kids man. Wrap that rascal.
Dale Dudley [00:13:37]
If devoutly religious you are suffering from a delusion.
Dale Dudley [00:14:05]
Christians should be the biggest fans of Obama if Armageddon has to happen for Jesus to come back.
Dale Dudley [00:38:23]
You are not mature enough to control your own emotions.
Matt Bearden [00:41:49]
I wish I was a true believer… he’s got that comfort level.
Dale Dudley [00:55:35]