Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, May 22, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Dale is a Homeowner
Dale discusses being a new homeowner and attends a charity event with his wife where Chief Acevedo introduces him. A new intern named Aaron with an unusually deep voice impresses the hosts with his vocal potential. The show debates the state of the radio and television industries, with Daniel making arguments that frustrate Dale and Bob. Dale reacts to disturbing news about a Florida dentist abusing children, which triggers Bob’s childhood dental trauma.
Segments
- Show Open and Dale’s Charity Event [00:00:00] — Dale describes attending a charity event where Chief Acevedo introduced him as MC, and they went to The Peach Tortilla restaurant afterward.
- Dale Becomes a Homeowner [00:04:22] — Dale announces he’s a new homeowner and mentions the company that helped him will visit the station.
- Bob’s Car Exhaust Work [00:10:20] — Dale compliments Bob’s Periscope video showing new exhaust pipes being installed on his car, and Dale admits he wants to do the same thing.
- GM Ownership Controversy [00:15:01] — Dale discusses General Motors attempting to claim copyright over car software to restrict where owners can get repairs done.
- New Intern Aaron’s Voice [00:19:04] — The hosts meet new intern Aaron from Abilene Christian University, who has an exceptionally deep voice. They encourage him to pursue voiceover work.
- Debate About Radio vs. TV Industry [00:28:03] — Daniel argues about the state of the television industry compared to radio, leading to frustration from Dale and Bob about his understanding of the business.
- Leap Second Announcement [00:35:01] — Dale mentions that a leap second will be added at the end of June to account for Earth’s rotation discrepancy.
- Florida Dentist Child Abuse [00:37:56] — Dale plays a news story about a Florida dentist accused of abusing children, strapping them down, and performing unnecessary procedures for Medicaid fraud. Bob shares his own childhood dental trauma.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:03:24] — Dale mentions yesterday’s sideshow turned into therapy for Carissa about relationships
Guests
- Aaron (other) [00:19:04] — New intern from Abilene Christian University with an exceptionally deep voice that impressed the hosts
Quotes
If you think everyone who rides a motorcycle is a criminal, please change channels.
Dale Dudley [00:02:05]
Radio people are looked on like clowns.
Dale Dudley [00:07:01]
I have done nothing in my life to deserve the moniker of sir.
Dale Dudley [00:19:51]
Part 2: You’re Racist!
This segment focuses heavily on Dale’s outrage over a Pflugerville ISD teacher who resigned after using the N-word in context while disciplining a student who had used an anti-gay slur. Dale argues passionately about context vs. literal word usage and attacks what he sees as oversensitivity. The show also features a visit from the Ashton Woods home-building team who bring Dale a housewarming gift after he closed on his new home, and Dale plays clips of Louie Gohmert blaming Obama for Iraq and Alex Jones predicting vague disasters.
Segments
- Pre-Show Banter and Guest Confusion [00:00:03] — Dale discusses confusion about a comedian guest coming in later, with tension about Daniel not communicating clearly about scheduling.
- DD Swish Flow Request [00:01:35] — Dale asks Daniel to perform his ‘DD Swish’ rap persona to lighten the mood after schedule frustration.
- 70s Music Love and Church of Christ [00:03:40] — Dale discusses why he loves 70s music, connecting it to his Church of Christ upbringing where only vocal music was allowed, no instruments.
- Teen Car Crash Video [00:06:56] — The crew watches a video of teenagers singing along to Player’s ‘Baby Come Back’ with a selfie stick before crashing their car when the driver loses control.
- Pflugerville Teacher Story Introduction [00:10:02] — Dale introduces the story of a Pflugerville teacher who resigned after using a racial slur in a teaching context.
- KXAN Report on Teacher Resignation [00:11:20] — Dale plays the KXAN news report about the teacher who resigned after comparing a student’s anti-gay slur to being called the N-word.
- Dale’s Rant on Context and Free Speech [00:14:02] — Dale launches into an extended rant about how context matters when using words, and how the country has gone ‘nuts’ about language policing.
- Caller Alicia Defends Caution [00:20:36] — Caller Alicia from what appears to be Pflugerville ISD argues that teachers need to be strategic and careful, leading to a debate with Dale and Matt about whether context should matter.
- Caller Philip on Idiocracy [00:26:27] — Philip calls to agree with Dale, comparing current events to Mike Judge’s movie Idiocracy and suggesting the country is spiraling toward stupidity.
- Ashton Woods Team Arrives [00:27:56] — The Ashton Woods home-building team arrives in studio with a housewarming gift for Dale, including Alfred, Sarah, Shelly, and Russell.
- Tiffany Blue Box Gift Opening [00:32:40] — Dale opens a large Tiffany-blue box from Ashton Woods containing a crystal pitcher and glasses as a housewarming gift.
- Dale Gets Emotional [00:38:00] — Dale becomes unexpectedly emotional, saying he feels blessed and doesn’t appreciate his career enough, before recovering and joking about the Leander accent.
- Louie Gohmert Blames Obama for Iraq [00:40:02] — Dale plays audio of Congressman Louie Gohmert somehow blaming Obama for the Iraq invasion, saying Bush wouldn’t have invaded if he’d known an ‘incompetent’ would follow him.
- Dale’s Iraq War History Rant [00:50:20] — Dale tears into Gohmert’s revisionist history, arguing that Bush cooked up intelligence to justify invading Iraq and that Gohmert is rewriting history.
- Alex Jones Sixth Sense Prediction [00:54:41] — Dale plays audio of Alex Jones claiming his ‘spidey senses’ are telling him something big and bad is about to happen, mocking the vague prediction.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:40:02] — Brief mention when discussing doing a periscope tour of Dale’s new house
Guests
- Alfred (Ashton Woods regional manager) (other) [00:27:56] — Brought housewarming gift to Dale, longtime listener since high school
- Sarah (Ashton Woods sales) (other) [00:27:56] — Walked Dale through early home-buying process, works at Ridgeview neighborhood
- Shelly (Ashton Woods design center) (other) [00:27:56] — Helped Dale and Amanda through multiple design center sessions
- Russell (Ashton Woods building supervisor) (other) [00:27:56] — On-site supervisor who dealt with Dale’s requests and changes during construction
Callers
- Alicia [00:20:36] — Defending the Pflugerville teacher’s resignation, arguing teachers need to be strategic Led to extended debate with Dale and Matt about context vs. caution. Dale raised his voice but didn’t attack her, Matt complimented her ‘sexy voice’ at the end
- Philip [00:26:27] — Agreeing with Dale that the country is spiraling toward the movie Idiocracy Brief call supporting Dale’s position, led to discussion of Mike Judge’s Idiocracy
- Holly [00:57:44] — Unknown – hung up before getting on air Dale noted she hung up
Music
- Player – ‘Baby Come Back’ — Song playing in car crash video of teenagers
Quotes
There’s a thing called context you cowards say the words
Dale Dudley [00:13:22]
This is insanity Pflugerville ISD you should be ashamed of yourselves
Dale Dudley [00:14:48]
The words themselves are just letters and pronunciations together
Dale Dudley [00:15:19]
I feel like I’ve been extremely blessed and I don’t appreciate it enough
Dale Dudley [00:38:00]
Louie Gohmert just rewrote the history of the invasion of Iraq
Dale Dudley [00:50:20]
Part 3: Phil Hanley
This segment featured comedian Phil Hanley from Cap City Comedy Club stopping by the studio. The hosts spent extensive time discussing the Waco biker shooting and mass arrests, interviewing defense attorney Gene Anthes about his client who was arrested despite only having a wallet chain. The conversation then shifted to Daniel Gallo extensively questioning Phil Hanley about Vancouver, where Daniel’s wife is from, covering topics from bears to gondolas to mailbox etiquette.
Segments
- Reckless Kelly Softball Jam Promotion [00:00:00] — Dale promotes the charity softball event and upcoming interview with Reckless Kelly.
- Gene Anthes Interview – Waco Biker Arrests [00:00:52] — Defense attorney Gene Anthes calls in to discuss representing Drew King, one of the 170 people arrested in Waco, who only had a wallet chain on him.
- Discussion of Waco Arrest Problems [00:09:02] — The hosts discuss major legal issues with the mass arrests, fill-in-the-blank arrest warrants, and blanket million-dollar bonds.
- DPS Biker Gang Claims [00:11:21] — Hosts critique DPS claims about bikers planning attacks with explosives and discuss media’s failure to question official statements.
- Bandido Leader Interview [00:14:03] — Audio played of bandido spokesman Casey refuting claims that bikers would target law enforcement.
- Caller Corey from Charleston [00:15:53] — Brief caller asking when a TV movie about the Waco incident will be made.
- Cruise Cast Promotion [00:16:28] — Dale promotes the upcoming cruise cast event at Cap City Comedy Club.
- Beatles Exhibit at LBJ Museum [00:17:15] — Discussion of upcoming Beatles memorabilia exhibit at the LBJ Library starting June 13th.
- LBJ and Radio Story [00:18:25] — Dale tells story about President Johnson calling KLBJ to request a song and the DJ hanging up thinking it was an impersonation.
- Phil Hanley Introduction [00:20:22] — Comedian Phil Hanley joins the show to promote his Cap City headlining shows.
- Phil’s Comedy Career [00:23:05] — Discussion of Phil’s appearances on Seth Meyers, Craig Ferguson, and work at the Comedy Cellar in New York.
- Phil Hanley Stand-up Clip [00:28:00] — Playing Phil’s Craig Ferguson appearance featuring his stand-up set and Craig heckling him.
- Daniel Questions Phil About Vancouver [00:34:02] — Daniel, whose wife is from Vancouver, begins extensively questioning Phil about his hometown.
- Daniel’s Wedding Plans in Vancouver [00:38:56] — Daniel reveals he’s getting married at Queen Elizabeth Park in Vancouver in September.
- Gondola Terror Story [00:40:01] — Daniel recounts his terrifying experience on the Squamish gondola where he laid on the floor in panic.
- Mailbox Etiquette Debate [00:43:55] — Extended discussion about what to do when approaching a mailbox while the mailman is filling it.
- Daniel’s Wedding Ring Question [00:48:56] — Hosts confront Daniel about his wife leaving her wedding rings at home on multiple trips just months after their wedding.
Guests
- Gene Anthes (expert) [00:00:52] — Austin defense attorney representing Drew King, one of those arrested in Waco biker incident
- Phil Hanley (comedian) [00:20:22] — Headlining Cap City Comedy Club, comedian from Vancouver now based in New York
Callers
- Corey (Charleston, South Carolina) [00:15:53] — Asked when a made-for-TV movie about the Waco incident would be made Brief call, mentioned he’ll see them on the cruise
Quotes
Everybody who was wearing a biker jacket got arrested.
Gene Anthes [00:03:51]
How long would the banditos last if we went shooting cops? Obama would send the Air Force.
Bandido spokesman [00:14:39]
This is what starts happening when you don’t question the info authorities hand you.
Matt Bearden [00:12:25]
I’ve never even heard it referred to as scary before (about the gondola)
Phil Hanley [00:40:47]