Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, June 1, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Grandma vs Grandmommy
The show opens with Bob insisting grandparents should only be called ‘grandma and grandpa,’ sparking a running argument after Carissa reveals she called hers ‘grandmommy and granddaddy.’ Dale is stressed about his upcoming move and frustrated that his house ‘doesn’t exist’ in a major cable provider’s system. The crew announces X Games ticket giveaways tied to Metallica music beds, and Dale mocks Lee Greenwood’s new children’s book ‘Proud to be an American,’ calling the song jingoistic pandering. The segment wraps with discussion of depressing Netflix documentaries and a video of a skating rink DJ bitten by a snake.
Segments
- Show open and cha-cha discussion [00:00:02] — Bob reads the opening credits, Dale mentions doing a cha-cha butt wiggle while plugging in his computer.
- Dale’s moving anxiety and hoarding tendencies [00:01:30] — Dale describes living among boxes, struggling to throw things away, and finding his late brother’s Air Force uniform. He debates whether military uniforms are called ‘blouses.’
- Grandparent names argument begins [00:04:02] — Bob insists everyone should call grandparents ‘grandma and grandpa.’ Carissa reveals she called hers ‘grandmommy and granddaddy,’ sparking debate about regional naming conventions.
- Seventh place show and moving stress continues [00:06:23] — Dale mentions being glad to be at work to block out time after a horrific weekend. He reveals his house doesn’t exist in a major service provider’s system despite neighbors having service.
- X Games ticket giveaway details [00:08:10] — Dale explains the Metallica music bed cue for winning general admission or VIP X Games passes throughout the week.
- Grandparent names phone calls [00:09:59] — Multiple callers share what they called their grandparents: Nomina and Grampy, Big Mama and Big Dad, Nanny and Baa Baa, Mimi and Joe, Popo and Dick, among others. Bob remains frustrated no one is ‘normal.’
- Matt’s theory about closeness and names [00:19:04] — Matt suggests people call the grandparents they’re closer to by special names, while the less-close pair get generic ‘grandma and grandpa.’
- Netflix documentary discussion [00:28:30] — Dale recommends ‘Dawg Fight’ about Florida backyard bare-knuckle boxing. Daniel mentions the depressing documentary about a woman who drove drunk. Dale reveals he watched ‘Hot Girls Wanted’ about amateur adult film recruitment.
- Lee Greenwood’s patriotic children’s book [00:31:32] — Dale plays Fox News coverage of Lee Greenwood promoting his book ‘Proud to be an American,’ mocking Greenwood for using the word ‘indoctrinated’ and for only having one hit song.
- Dale’s patriotism rant [00:33:40] — Dale calls Greenwood’s song jingoistic pandering and criticizes how the Constitution was violated during the Bush administration while people like Greenwood stayed silent.
- Snake bites skating rink DJ [00:39:44] — The crew watches surveillance footage of a skating rink DJ (not a radio DJ, to Dale’s disappointment) getting bitten by a bull snake while texting in the parking lot.
Guests
- Lee Greenwood (other) [00:31:32] — Appeared in Fox News clip promoting his children’s book, not actually in-studio
Callers
- Mike [00:17:27] — Called his grandmother Nomina and grandfather Grampy Shared story about how cousin mispronouncing ‘grandmother’ created the nickname
- unnamed [00:18:36] — Called grandparents Grandma and Grandpa Bob celebrates having a ‘normal’ caller
- unnamed [00:18:42] — Called one set Grandma and Grandpa, another Poppy and Dodie Revealed closer to Grandma and Grandpa set, supporting Matt’s theory
- unnamed [00:19:09] — Called grandparents Big Mama and Big Dad Dale asked if they were fat; caller said they were just bigger than mom and dad
- unnamed [00:19:38] — Called grandparents Nanny and Baa Baa Dale compared it to a cop show title
- unnamed [00:19:53] — Called grandparents Grandma and Pops Bob gave himself half a point
- unnamed [00:21:35] — Called grandparents Grandma and Grandpa Bob called her normal; Dale joked she’s ‘boring’ and probably ‘a tiger in the sack’
- unnamed [00:21:55] — Called one set Grandma and Grandpa, another Momo and Pop Pop Revealed closer to Pop Pop, supporting Matt’s theory
- unnamed [00:22:12] — Called grandparents Mammo and Popo Bob noted this is close to what his kids call his in-laws
- unnamed [00:22:27] — Called grandmother Popo, grandfather Dick Grandfather refused the Popo name since grandmother was older
- unnamed [00:22:49] — Hispanic caller who used Amma and Appa, plus Grandma and Grandpa Explained Amma is like ‘Big Mama’ in Spanish
- unnamed [00:23:42] — Called grandparents Pops and Shugs Dale liked the name Shugs
Quotes
This isn’t Mary Poppins. It’s not a grandmother. Everybody has a grandma and a grandpa.
Bob Fonseca [00:04:13]
We have reduced ourselves to speaking like toddlers.
Bob Fonseca [00:20:59]
I think it’s time for a new generation to actually get indoctrinated.
Lee Greenwood [00:26:59]
The weakest form of patriotism is pandering jingoism.
Dale Dudley [00:38:29]
Part 2: Christian Wives
Dale and the crew kick off Monday giving away X Games passes, then discuss Rosemary Lehmberg’s DWI and the legislature’s move to strip corruption cases from Austin. A Waco caller offers a conspiracy theory about the Twin Peaks biker arrests. The centerpiece segment: a Christian blog’s eight-step guide to confronting a wife who refuses sex, which sparks outrage from Carissa and mockery from the hosts. The show wraps with spider-in-ear videos, memory retrieval science, and lucid dreaming techniques.
Segments
- X Games Passes Giveaway [00:00:00] — Dale announces ninth caller wins three-day X Games passes when Metallica plays. Brian Deegan interview coming Tuesday. VIP package giveaway on Thursday.
- Rosemary Lehmberg DWI Fallout [00:01:06] — Discussion of former Travis County DA Rosemary Lehmberg’s DWI arrest and how it led to the legislature removing public corruption cases from Austin jurisdiction.
- Public Integrity Unit Moved [00:04:09] — Texas legislature approved moving public corruption investigations from Austin to county where official was elected, essentially neutering oversight of state lawmakers.
- Cooper the Dachshund’s Medical Bills [00:07:44] — Dale rants about spending $500+ on vet visits for his dachshund Cooper, who keeps getting x-rays for potential blockage that may be a tampon.
- Daniel’s Myers-Briggs Test [00:10:30] — Daniel shares his 2003 ISFP Myers-Briggs results, which oddly specify that very few ISFPs become disc jockeys.
- Manual Labor and Moving Rock [00:16:29] — Dale describes attempting to move limestone rocks in his new yard to block fence gaps, lasting only about 10 minutes of physical labor.
- Contract Confusion [00:19:45] — Dale and Bob argue over how much time remains on their contracts, eventually settling on one year plus an option.
- Waco Biker Lawsuit [00:24:27] — First Twin Peaks biker sues Waco Police and McLennan County. Matthew Clendenin claims he was not part of any criminal activity.
- Rusty’s Waco Prison Theory [00:31:18] — Caller Rusty from Waco suggests the mass arrests were motivated by filling private prison beds for profit. He built the prison in 2006.
- Christian Wives Submit Blog [00:34:26] — Dale introduces a Christian blog titled ‘Eight Steps to Confront Your Wife’s Sexual Refusal’ from BiblicalGenderRoles.com, setting up extended segment.
- The Eight Steps Breakdown [00:36:04] — Hosts read through the blog’s steps: rebuke privately, rebuke publicly, bring before church, stop dates/trips, no household upgrades, stop doing extra things, remove funding, and divorce for sexual immorality.
- Caller: Dusty’s Friend [00:46:05] — Male caller claims his friend ‘Dusty’ only gets sex twice a year and wife shames him with Christianity for masturbating.
- Christian Wife Caller [00:46:43] — Female caller who submits to her husband calls in but seems confused about whether the show agrees with the blog, leading to conversation about selective Christianity.
- Spider in Ear Video [00:52:25] — Hosts watch and react to video of man discovering spider in his ear canal.
- Memory Retrieval Science [00:53:41] — Discussion of new research showing lost memories can be retrieved using light, with implications for amnesia treatment.
- Lucid Dreaming Techniques [00:57:25] — Dale shares methods for achieving lucid dreams: repeatedly asking yourself ‘Am I awake or dreaming?’ and checking if objects remain consistent when you look away.
- Film Festival Update [00:59:17] — Dale announces the June 24th film festival is sold out at Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar, but free podcast at Highball afterward. Matinee may be added.
Guests
- Dr. Shaw (expert) [01:00:12] — Teased for upcoming men’s health segment in next hour
Callers
- Rusty (south of Waco (listens from hilltop driveway)) [00:31:18] — Waco biker arrests as conspiracy to fill private prison beds; local DA gives no plea bargains Provides interesting conspiracy theory about prison-for-profit motivation behind mass arrests. Also mentions buying motorcycle to become ‘gypsy biker’
- unnamed [00:46:05] — Claims friend ‘Dusty’ only gets sex twice a year, wife uses Christianity to shame him from masturbating Hosts suspect the ‘friend’ is actually the caller himself
- unnamed [00:46:43] — Christian wife who submits but finds the blog misogynistic Confusion ensues when caller doesn’t realize show is mocking the blog, not endorsing it. Leads to discussion of selective Christianity
- unnamed [00:48:57] — Brief comment about previous caller losing phone privileges Quick joke, immediately moves on
Quotes
That doesn’t sound like small government. Sounds like you need good old boy help.
Dale Dudley [00:05:55]
Way to go, Rosemary. Cost us a whole shooting match with your drinking.
Dale Dudley [00:24:51]
It’s a sin for a wife to refuse her husband.
Dale Dudley [00:35:18]
Ladies, call in and confess your sin right now.
Dale Dudley [00:38:23]
Part 3: Dr Shaw and TallyWackers
The final part of the June 1, 2015 show features Dr. Koshek Shaw for an extended men’s health segment, answering listener calls about vasectomies, kidney transplants, testicular lumps, Peyronie’s disease, testosterone therapy, and various urological concerns. The hosts then pivot to discussion of TallyWackers, a new Hooters-style restaurant in Dallas featuring scantily-clad male servers. The segment wraps with light banter about cheese, barbecue etymology, and a Florida man who tried to steal an AK-47 by shoving it down his pants.
Segments
- Metallica X-Games Contest Opener [00:00:00] — Dale promotes X-Games three-day passes and VIP Metallica tickets, telling listeners to call when they hear Metallica. He vents about moving frustrations and internet installation issues.
- Dr. Shaw Introduction and Kidney Transplants [00:01:43] — Dr. Koshek Shaw joins for the men’s health segment. He discusses kidney transplants, including a recent case of a husband donating to his ex-wife, and explains live donor vs. deceased donor options.
- Vasectomy Statistics and Bob’s Autograph [00:04:46] — Dr. Shaw reveals they’re averaging almost 1,000 vasectomies this year. He mentions Bob autographed their procedure table and notes how many patients remember their live on-air vasectomies from years ago.
- Caller Brian – Testicular Cyst [00:06:06] — Brian calls about a lump on his testicle that was diagnosed as a cyst via ultrasound but has since grown. Dr. Shaw explains cysts are highly accurate on ultrasound and recommends self-exams.
- Caller Brady – Rectal Cramping [00:08:26] — Brady, 22, describes getting severe charlie horse-like cramps in his rectum after ejaculation. Dr. Shaw diagnoses it as proctalgia fugax, a perineal muscle spasm, and suggests pelvic floor physical therapy.
- Dale’s Post-Orgasm Lightheadedness [00:10:39] — Dale reveals he gets lightheaded and has passed out twice after orgasm. Dr. Shaw explains it could be blood pressure drops and suggests getting cardiac workup.
- Caller Lisa – Ureter Injury [00:11:49] — Lisa had her ureter cut during a robotic hysterectomy and has a stent. Dr. Shaw reassures her this happens occasionally and that long-term outcomes are good with antibiotics.
- Caller Patrick – Ehlers-Danlos and Penile Sensation [00:13:43] — Patrick has Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and neck issues causing loss of penile sensation. Dr. Shaw offers to do lab work and neurological testing.
- Caller Randy – Peyronie’s Disease [00:15:39] — Randy’s penis has been curving upward for a year. Dr. Shaw explains Peyronie’s disease is a collagen disorder and discusses new Xiaflex injection therapy as alternative to surgery.
- Caller Sean – Retracting Testicles [00:20:01] — Sean’s testicles retract into his body during erection. Dr. Shaw explains the cremasteric muscle reflex and when it might indicate infection.
- Caller Jeff – Testosterone and Vasectomy [00:21:21] — Jeff asks about getting a vasectomy while on testosterone therapy. Dr. Shaw explains vasectomy only affects sperm production, not testosterone, but long-term testosterone injections will shut down natural production.
- TallyWackers Restaurant Discussion [00:24:39] — The hosts discuss TallyWackers, a new male version of Hooters that opened in Dallas, featuring scantily-clad male servers. They review the menu which includes items like ‘Cock of the Walk’ chicken.
- Cheese Discussion and Wisconsin Cheddar [00:43:01] — Daniel shares information from ‘Stuff You Should Know’ podcast about cheese history. Discussion of $209/pound 20-year-old Wisconsin cheddar and how cheese was accidentally invented.
- Barbecue Etymology Debate [00:52:11] — The crew debates the origin of the word ‘barbecue.’ Daniel shares a false etymology about a ‘barb’ hook that turns out to be wrong. The actual origin is from Spanish ‘barbacoa’ or Caribbean ‘barbicu.’
- Florida AK-47 Theft Story [00:55:09] — News story about Marlon Alvarez trying to steal an AK-47 from a Florida pawn shop by shoving it down his pants. The hosts question if the surveillance video is real.
- Caller Requests Matt Podcast [00:56:44] — A caller asks Matt to start his own solo podcast. Matt jokes about adding a fifth job but agrees to do one single podcast.
- Show Wrap and Promos [00:58:25] — Dale promotes X-Games passes for tomorrow and Thursday, VIP Metallica tickets, the cruise cast on Thursday 5-7pm, and reminds listeners about the film festival deadline.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:57:30] — Discussion of what to talk about on today’s Sideshow podcast – Carissa suggests ‘worst place you were forced to go as a kid’
Guests
- Dr. Koshek Shaw (expert) [00:01:43] — Men’s health expert, urologist. Discussed kidney transplants, vasectomies, and answered multiple listener questions about urological issues. Mentioned his practice does almost 1,000 vasectomies per year.
Callers
- Brian [00:06:06] — Testicular lump diagnosed as cyst that has grown Dr. Shaw reassured him ultrasound is accurate and recommended self-exams and potential follow-up
- Brady [00:08:26] — Severe rectal cramping after ejaculation Diagnosed as proctalgia fugax (perineal muscle spasm), recommendation for pelvic floor physical therapy. Hosts made jokes about the condition.
- Lisa [00:11:49] — Ureter cut during robotic hysterectomy, currently has stent Dr. Shaw reassured her this happens occasionally and outcomes are good with antibiotics, relieving her concerns
- Patrick [00:13:43] — Loss of penile sensation due to Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and neck issues Dr. Shaw offered to do lab work and neurological testing, Patrick accepted
- Randy [00:15:39] — Penis curving upward for about a year, concerned about Peyronie’s disease Dr. Shaw explained Peyronie’s disease and discussed new Xiaflex injection therapy as treatment option
- Sean [00:20:01] — Testicles retracting into body during erection Dr. Shaw explained cremasteric muscle reflex, noted it could be normal or indicate infection if it’s a new development
- Jeff [00:21:21] — Effects of vasectomy while on testosterone therapy Dr. Shaw explained vasectomy won’t affect testosterone levels and discussed how long-term testosterone therapy affects natural production
- unnamed [00:56:44] — Requesting Matt start his own podcast Matt joked about adding a fifth job but promised to do one single podcast for the caller
Quotes
Hey speaking of huevos which means eggs which means balls here’s Dr. Shaw
Dale Dudley [00:01:43]
She sure took the piss out of him
Dale Dudley [00:02:40]
I hear they have a chicken dish called cock of the walk
Bob Fonseca [00:37:58]
He put milk in a cave and came back a year later and it turned into cheese
Carissa Jade [00:49:48]