Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, June 12, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Can You Hear Me Now
Dale plays his 911 call from when his daughter Ellie went missing in their new house, leading to extensive discussion and Daniel creating comedy songs from the audio. The show also covers results from an on-air hearing test that revealed Bob has worse hearing loss than Dale, Matt’s ongoing illness, and Dale’s frustrating commercial audition callback. The segment includes discussion of Dusty Rhodes’ death and the Joyce ‘Tilly’ Mitchell prison break story.
Segments
- Show Open and Hearing Loss Discussion [00:00:05] — Dale discusses his left ear hearing loss from the previous day’s hearing test and reveals Bob tested worse than him in both ears, completely unexpected. Matt had perfect hearing.
- Disturbing Crime Photos on Sideshow [00:08:40] — Dale references a clickbait list of disturbing crime photos they covered on the sideshow that bothered Daniel for the rest of the day, particularly one of a woman in a black dress.
- 911 Call Replay [00:13:14] — Dale plays the 911 call from when his three-and-a-half-year-old daughter Ellie went missing in their new Leander house. He mentions his name and the station during the call, which he immediately regrets.
- Daniel’s 911 Call Remix Songs [00:20:05] — Daniel plays two songs he created from Dale’s 911 call audio, including ‘Didn’t Hear Her Go Out the Front’ and a prank phone call where he called into another radio show using the audio.
- CMA Music Festival Promo [00:24:12] — AT&T U-verse CMA Music Festival promotion for Nashville event June 11-14.
- Dusty Rhodes Tribute [00:25:46] — Discussion of wrestler Dusty Rhodes’ death, who was born in Austin. The hosts acknowledge they’re not wrestling fans but wanted to mention it for listeners who were affected.
- Dale’s Commercial Audition Nightmare [00:31:24] — Dale recounts his frustrating callback audition for a car commercial where he was one of many actors, had to pantomime, and was coldly dismissed. Matt argues the auditions are beneath Dale and he should only do offer-only work.
- Joyce ‘Tilly’ Mitchell Prison Break [00:40:02] — Discussion of the New York prison break story where prison worker Joyce Mitchell allegedly helped two convicted murderers escape. Her son defends her on national news while the hosts joke about how she was manipulated.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:08:40] — Dale references disturbing crime photos segment from the sideshow podcast that upset Daniel
Quotes
White, white, white… she’s as Caucasian as you can be
Dale Dudley [00:15:04]
Dale Dudley. I do morning show at KLBJ FM.
Dale Dudley (on 911 call) [00:17:09]
Every time you go there, you’re making those directors your dad again
Matt Bearden [00:39:07]
Part 2: Everybody Has Two Cents
The crew plays and mocks controversial clips about Caitlyn Jenner, including a woman who ‘means no disrespect’ but refuses to use Caitlyn’s name and a preacher who says Jenner should die. Police Chief Art Acevedo calls in to discuss the downtown Austin mounted police incident where an officer grabbed and threw a phone. Drew Brees phones in to promote his TopGolf charity event for Dell Children’s Medical Center. The hosts rant about political correctness and a listener who called to complain about them mocking Jenner — not realizing they were criticizing the preacher, not supporting him.
Segments
- Old Tilly and Prison Break Jokes [00:00:00] — The crew continues making jokes about the prison break woman ‘Old Tilly’ and discusses potential casting for the movie. They joke about contacting prisoners.
- Orange Is the New Black Release [00:01:19] — Matt mentions that Orange Is the New Black season 3 just released all episodes today.
- Drew Brees Interview Rules [00:01:54] — Dale is frustrated by restrictions for the upcoming Drew Brees interview — he’s not allowed to discuss the NFL or Brees’s professional career, only the charity event.
- First Meal in Leander [00:06:19] — Dale talks about his first restaurant experience in Leander, where they were mistakenly charged for two bottles of wine instead of two glasses.
- ‘You Guys’ is Now Offensive [00:07:24] — Dale rants about an opinion piece saying people should stop using the term ‘you guys’ because it’s not gender-inclusive. He invents a disease called ‘Puswaga’ for politically correct people.
- McKinney Texas Pool Party Discussion [00:09:10] — The hosts discuss the McKinney pool party incident and people taking sides without knowing what happened. Dale says none of us know the full story unless we were there.
- Austin Police Downtown Incident [00:10:30] — Discussion of Austin mounted police grabbing a man’s phone and throwing it, then pepper-spraying him. The crew debates whether Art Acevedo’s response was appropriate.
- Art Acevedo Calls In [00:16:52] — Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo phones in to defend the downtown environment cops face and discuss the investigation into the phone-grabbing incident. He and Dale debate the specifics.
- Rue McClanahan Died Five Years Ago [00:22:54] — Dale notes people on Facebook are posting about Rue McClanahan’s death as if it just happened, but she died in 2010.
- Chinese Hack of Federal Employees [00:24:05] — Dale mentions that every single federal employee’s personal information has been hacked by the Chinese, not just ‘some’ as originally reported.
- ‘Lady Talisa D Andrews’ on Caitlyn Jenner [00:24:44] — The crew plays a viral video of a woman who insists she ‘means no disrespect’ to the LGBT community, then refuses to call Caitlyn Jenner by her name and rants about how she’s not a hero.
- Pastor Says Jenner Should Die [00:31:00] — They play audio from Arizona Pastor Steven Anderson saying Caitlyn Jenner should die and go to hell, calling transgender people ‘filthy’ and ‘reprobate.’
- Caller Misunderstands the Segment [00:35:43] — A caller named Grayson calls in angry that the show is calling Jenner ‘a freak and revolting’ — not realizing they were playing clips mocking people who say that, not saying it themselves.
- Drew Brees Interview [00:36:52] — Drew Brees calls in to promote the Brees TopGolf Challenge on June 28th, raising money for Dell Children’s Medical Center. They discuss fantasy football, his four kids, and making it an annual Austin event.
- Society of Reactionary Landmines [00:43:17] — After the Brees interview, the hosts rant about how society has raised ‘walking landmines’ who explode the moment they hear something they think is offensive, without understanding context.
- New Listener Primer Calls [00:48:00] — Dale asks for new listeners or people from out of state to call with questions about the show. Several callers phone in with various questions.
- What Makes a Home a Home? [00:52:00] — A caller asks Dale a philosophical question about what makes a home feel like home. Dale is baffled by the question.
- New Listener from KUT [00:53:43] — Jack calls in saying he’s a new listener who found the show six months ago while avoiding a KUT pledge drive and heard Dale ‘going off on fake patriotism and religious right wing nuts.’
- Mrs. Husband’s Name Tradition [00:55:00] — Dale reflects on how women used to sign their names as ‘Mrs. [Husband’s Name]’ and how that tradition has disappeared.
- Carissa’s Sobriety Anniversary [00:56:29] — Carissa mentions that June 28th (the date of the Drew Brees event) is both the anniversary of her grandfather’s death and her two-year sobriety anniversary. Dale mocks the connection.
- Why Does Bob Sound Tired? [00:57:42] — A new listener calls to ask why Bob always sounds so tired. Bob jokingly threatens the caller.
Guests
- Drew Brees (other) [00:36:52] — NFL quarterback and Westlake High School alum promoting his charity TopGolf event for Dell Children’s Medical Center
- Art Acevedo (other) [00:16:52] — Austin Police Chief calling in to discuss the downtown mounted police incident and defend his officers
Callers
- Grayson [00:35:43] — Called to complain about the show mocking Caitlyn Jenner Misunderstood the segment — the hosts were playing clips of others mocking Jenner, not doing it themselves. She apologized once corrected.
- Tina [00:48:00] — Commented on the preacher’s hate speech Made a comment about hoping God is testing preachers’ tolerance. Dale asked if she had a question about the show, which she didn’t.
- Steve [00:33:43] — Joked that he knows Lady Talisa’s husband Made a callback joke that didn’t land well. Dale hung up quickly.
- Jim [00:49:50] — Works for Real Green (lawn care) and wanted to comment Made a joke about the hosts accusing him of smelling too much weed killer, which affected him. The hosts had to edit his cursing.
- Jack [00:53:43] — New listener who found the show six months ago during a KUT pledge drive Asked if CJ and Hughie (Chuy) are the same person; Dale clarified they’re different people.
- Joe [00:57:42] — New listener asking why Bob always sounds tired Bob jokingly told him to come to the parking lot and declared him ‘dead to him.’
- Rob (Portland, Oregon) [00:58:25] — New listener (six months) asking where the show found Daniel Wants to hire someone like Daniel to follow him around and ‘spew out made-up factoids.’
Quotes
She says we need to stop using the term ‘you guys.’
Dale Dudley [00:07:24]
I hope every political correct person catches Puswaga.
Dale Dudley [00:08:29]
None of you know what happened unless you were there.
Dale Dudley [00:09:53]
Common sense in this country has gone away.
Art Acevedo [00:13:52]
I will not refer to you as Caitlyn.
Lady Talisa D Andrews (video) [00:24:49]
I’m gonna jump on you and punch you in your new face.
Lady Talisa D Andrews (video) [00:29:17]
I hope he dies today.
Pastor Steven Anderson (video) [00:32:05]
Your feelings don’t matter.
Dale Dudley [00:46:21]
There’s only a limited amount of grownups.
Bob Fonseca [00:47:00]
Part 3: Song of the Summer
Part 3 focuses on the hosts’ search for the ‘Song of the Summer’ while debating modern pop music – Dale repeatedly complains about rappers interrupting pop songs. The show also covers Laura Presley continuing to contest her city council loss, a viral video of LeBron James, Rachel Dolezal (the white NAACP leader), and Carissa reveals her mother makes Second Life music videos with green screen. Dale worries Apple Music will destroy radio.
Segments
- Wheelbarrow vs Wheelbarrel [00:00:01] — Dale’s wife mispronounces ‘wheelbarrow’ as ‘wheelbarrel’ – Carissa and Daniel get it right. Discussion of yard work and Dennis’s wheelbarrow.
- Laura Presley Asks for Appeal Donations [00:04:03] — Laura Presley, who lost Austin city council race, now asking for $25,000 to appeal the court’s decision against her election contest. Has cost opponent Greg Cesar $150,000 in legal fees.
- LeBron James Wardrobe Malfunction [00:08:28] — Hosts watch freeze-frame from NBA Finals showing what appears to be LeBron James exposed during uniform adjustment. Dale questions why players don’t wear protective cups.
- Do I Still Work Here Game [00:11:28] — Daniel and Matt plan new twist on ‘That’s Not My Job’ game – bringing in former employees for ‘Do I Still Work Here’ segment. Dale mentions their Dolce Vita hookup Chris left for Dallas job.
- Rich Kent’s Texas Defense Video [00:15:48] — Hosts mock viral video of Rich Kent warning Al Sharpton to leave Texas over McKinney pool incident. Dale points out Rich is from Indianapolis, not actually a Texan.
- Dale’s Car Trouble [00:22:19] — Dale’s car barely starting despite being only 30,000 miles – suspects battery or electronic ignition issue. Needs to get it to the dealer.
- Rachel Dolezal NAACP Story [00:25:04] — Major discussion of Spokane NAACP leader Rachel Dolezal whose white parents revealed she’s not black despite her claims. Hosts watch news reports, debate identity politics and ‘sympathy leeches.’
- Song of the Summer Nominations Begin [00:34:51] — Dale submits ‘Walls Fall Out’ (explicit parody video). Hosts review Billboard contenders including Fetty Wap’s ‘Trap Queen,’ Carly Rae Jepsen’s ‘Emotion,’ Taylor Swift’s ‘Bad Blood.’
- Carissa’s Mom Makes Second Life Videos [00:37:00] — Carissa reveals her mother has painted entire wall green screen and makes music videos fusing herself dancing with Second Life avatar. Refuses to share them despite pressure from hosts.
- Apple Music Threatens Radio [00:45:29] — Bob worries Apple Music launch will destroy radio industry. Dale dismisses Apple Watch as flop, leading to heated debate about Apple products and the future of broadcasting.
- Dale’s Rap Rant [00:52:00] — Dale goes on extended rant about rappers interrupting pop songs, declaring he’s tired of the formula. Uses daughter’s playlist and Katy Perry songs as examples of rap features ruining music.
Recurring Bits
- Song of the Summer [00:34:51] — Entire segment devoted to reviewing 2015 song of summer contenders from Billboard charts – Dale hates all the rap features
Callers
- Dr. Poon Tang [00:05:53] — Wanted to talk to Carissa Dale immediately rejected the call due to the obvious fake name and bad voice
- Rush [00:59:22] — Song of the summer nomination Suggests the KFC ‘bucket in my hand’ commercial jingle as song of summer
Text Line
- [00:04:03] People reporting the Blunt ticket contest keyword doesn’t work because it’s a Fun Ticket — read by Carissa Jade Technical issue acknowledged, tickets to be given away later
- [00:13:51] Dale texts person they were discussing about leaving job to verify the information — read by Dale Dudley Person confirms they are leaving their job (Dolce Vita representative)
Music
- Fetty Wap — Trap Queen discussed as song of summer contender – about cooking crack
- Carly Rae Jepsen — Emotion discussed as comeback attempt after Call Me Maybe
- Taylor Swift featuring Kendrick Lamar — Bad Blood discussed – allegedly aimed at Katy Perry feud
- Walk the Moon — Shut Up and Dance – Carissa’s current favorite, played constantly on multiple Austin stations
- Jamie XX — Discussion of Jamie XX and young thug collaboration
- Calvin Harris — Song mentioned in passing during music discussion
Quotes
No grown man should feel like he’s in trouble.
Dale Dudley [00:04:49]
I don’t need an internet kid speaking for Texas.
Dale Dudley [00:18:45]
The song is about cooking crack. How can that be?
Bob Fonseca [00:39:56]
Why are there so many people rapping on these pop songs?
Dale Dudley [00:53:00]