Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, June 15, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Where is Leander
Dale discusses the 2015 Dudley and Bob Film Festival entries he’s been reviewing, expressing mixed reactions to the 34-37 submissions. The conversation shifts to Dale’s move to Leander/Cedar Park area, where he details his first-world problems with his new house including a complicated rain shower setup, his obsession with his new water softener system, and his experiences with local businesses and neighbors. The hosts extensively discuss the geography and character of the Leander/Cedar Park area, with Dale noting the culture shock of moving to this more suburban/rural community.
Segments
- Show open and weekend recap [00:00:01] — Bob does the show introduction. Dale mentions watching most of the film festival entries and having a weird working dream about getting to the radio station.
- Film Festival discussion [00:02:30] — Dale, Bob and Matt discuss reviewing the 34-37 entries for the film festival. They debate which ones are good, bad, and so-bad-they’re-good, and plan to screen about 10-15 for the actual event.
- Bass Pro Shops visit [00:08:02] — Dale recounts visiting the crowded Bass Pro Shops over the weekend, being recognized by listeners, and his wife dragging him to a Lazy Boy store afterward which was full of recliners and ‘super obese’ customers.
- Work email drama [00:11:03] — Dale discusses getting worked up on Friday about payment issues, sending heated emails to management asking them not to share them, only to have them forwarded to other managers anyway.
- Social media haters [00:13:21] — Dale mentions going down a ‘hater wormhole’ on Friday after the 9-1-1 call controversy, reading brutal comments from people who shared his post and debating whether to respond on air.
- Life in Leander [00:18:56] — Extended discussion about Dale’s new community in Leander/Cedar Park, including experiences at local haircut places, oil change shops offering local discount coupons, and the small-town feel despite growth.
- New house first-world problems [00:25:02] — Dale details problems with his new shower setup where the rain shower control is positioned so you get soaked with cold water, furniture delivery anxiety, and decisions about TV mounting.
- Family background on money [00:27:11] — Dale shares how his parents viewed anyone with money as snobs, and how his father stopped speaking to Dale’s sister when she married a dentist and built a 7,000 square foot house, creating guilt Dale still feels about acquiring things.
- Leander neighborhood experiences [00:28:53] — Dale describes getting haircuts from yawning pregnant women, visiting sick employees at the laundromat, and the local coupon culture at oil change places.
- Geography confusion [00:30:52] — Extended confusion about where exactly Dale lives in relation to Cedar Park, Leander, Georgetown, Round Rock, and various roads. Bob admits total bafflement about the geography of the area.
- Restaurant hunting in Cedar Park [00:35:03] — Dale recounts driving around looking for breakfast with his family, passing up crowded IHOP locations and the 1431 Cafe, eventually settling on Rosa’s.
- Water softener obsession [00:37:02] — Dale enthusiastically describes his obsession with his new water softener system, how it works with salt and resin beads, checking it every 40 minutes, and the amazingly spot-free water it produces.
- Caller Brian about Zaxby’s [00:41:34] — Caller Brian from the 1431 area tries to tell them about a new chicken restaurant called Zaxby’s opening up, offers free meals, prompting jokes about whether he’s trying to sell them advertising.
- Mosquito trucks memory [00:42:41] — Discussion of Taylor bringing back mosquito spraying trucks, with Dale recounting childhood memories in Houston of riding bikes through DDT fog behind the mosquito trucks.
Callers
- Brian (1431 area (Cedar Park/Leander)) [00:41:34] — New Zaxby’s chicken restaurant opening in the area Offered to bring free meals to the show. Dale joked about whether he was trying to sell them advertising. Call ended amicably.
Quotes
My person is not the person I am on the air
Dale Dudley [00:14:01]
Well, they’re too good for us living in a country club
Dale Dudley [00:28:30]
You’re listening to 1431 radio
Bob Fonseca [00:36:24]
I go out and look at it like it’s a new Harley
Dale Dudley [00:38:58]
Part 2: Hater Wormhole
Dale spends much of the segment ranting about negative comments he received on social media regarding his daughter going missing and his 9-1-1 call. The show also covers the Rachel Dolezal NAACP story, Dale’s experience with cryotherapy, and Texas infrastructure news including Kirk Watson’s plan for I-35 toll lanes. Multiple viral videos are discussed, including Filipino divers and a drone crash at a wedding.
Segments
- Diet ATX Film Festival Update [00:00:00] — Dale announces the film festival is sold out but may release tickets before the end of the week. They’ve received 37-40 entries and are planning a Sunday matinee on the 28th.
- Rachel Dolezal NAACP Story [00:01:49] — Discussion of the Spokane NAACP official who has been living as a black woman despite being white. Her brother says she told him not to ‘blow her cover’ three years ago.
- Race and Identity Debate [00:03:29] — The cast debates whether someone can ‘identify’ as a different race, comparing it to gender identity. Carissa reveals she’s half Latina but doesn’t know what LULAC is, leading to ribbing from the hosts.
- Audio Engineering Caller [00:08:04] — A Full Sail audio engineering student calls asking how to get his foot in the door. Dale tells him it’s tough and offers an internship opportunity.
- Intern Connor Introduction [00:09:05] — Dale confuses intern Connor’s name multiple times (calling him Hunter). They praise Connor for finding Dale’s 9-1-1 call about his missing daughter.
- Hater Wormhole – Social Media Negativity [00:11:23] — Dale launches into an extended rant about two social media commenters (Tom and Gabby) who criticized him for his 9-1-1 call when his daughter went missing. He’s particularly upset they questioned his parenting.
- Schlotzsky’s Sponsorship [00:23:19] — Thurman from Schlotzsky’s visits to drop off breakfast and promote free breakfast sandwiches tomorrow. They’re a sponsor of the film festival, providing a grand prize.
- Cryotherapy Experience [00:26:00] — Dale describes his cryotherapy sessions at Austin R3, standing in minus-200-degree liquid nitrogen for 90 seconds to two minutes. He felt incredible relief from knee pain afterward.
- Beatles Exhibit and Filipino Divers [00:34:48] — Brief mention of long lines at LBJ Library’s Beatles exhibit, followed by watching video of Filipino dive team that scored zero points at SEA games.
- Drone Wedding Disaster [00:38:28] — The crew watches a viral video of a wedding drone shot that crashes into a lake during filming.
- Bunny Suit Prank Video [00:40:03] — Discussion of a viral video showing someone in a bunny suit scaring people in England. Bob is skeptical it’s real, thinks it’s staged.
- Joyce Mitchell Prison Scandal [00:41:43] — Coverage of ‘Old Tilly’ (Joyce Mitchell) who helped convicted murderers escape from prison and allegedly had sexual relationships with both escapees.
- Fox News Prison Wall Video [00:46:39] — Amazing viral video showing someone delivering a bag via rope up a prison wall while Fox News reports live in the foreground, completely oblivious.
- Kirk Watson’s I-35 Toll Plan [00:48:28] — Dale rants about Senator Kirk Watson’s plan for I-35, which includes adding toll lanes to the upper deck and depressing the highway 25 feet below frontage roads. Total cost: $4.3 billion.
- Waco Biker Legal Drama [00:53:00] — News report about allegations that a Waco attorney tried to get arrested bikers to waive their right to sue in exchange for reduced bonds. The DA denies it.
Guests
- Thurman (other) [00:23:19] — Representative from Schlotzsky’s, film festival sponsor, promoting free breakfast sandwiches
Callers
- unnamed [00:08:00] — Full Sail audio engineering student asking how to get his foot in the door Dale offers internship opportunity but notes it’s a tough field
- Justin [00:56:18] — Makes a joke about the escaped prisoners yelling for Tilly Brief call, gets crickets from the hosts
Quotes
My fear wasn’t valid because that’s what you would have done because you would have always done the right
Dale Dudley [00:12:42]
I’m putting on a play here every morning. It’s got pacing. It’s got a plan
Dale Dudley [00:15:33]
Everybody start being nice on the internet. Ready starting and go
Dale Dudley [00:22:42]
I think it went inverse. I think I had a second belly button
Dale Dudley [00:29:01]
How much more are you gonna toll the citizens of Texas? It’s unbelievable
Dale Dudley [00:50:03]
Part 3: Vacation
The hosts spend the entire show fixated on their competition’s vacation schedule after noticing the other show is off yet again. Dale eventually calls the boss in to ask about it, accidentally forwarding an email that makes the situation awkward. The segment also includes discussions about police eating edibles during a raid, a raccoon riding an alligator, a Texas swinger’s club lawsuit, and Dale’s trip to see Jurassic World.
Segments
- Vacation Envy Begins [00:00:03] — Dale notes their competition across the hallway takes far more vacations than they do, sparking a discussion about trying to negotiate a similar deal.
- Drug Stash Balloon Story [00:01:16] — Caller Mike mentions a video of a driver tying his stash to balloons and letting it drift off when pulled over by police.
- Cops Eating Edibles [00:01:52] — Dale plays video of California police raiding a pot dispensary and eating the marijuana edibles after taking down the visible cameras, unaware of hidden cameras.
- Cryotherapy Giveaway [00:03:04] — Dale distributes cryotherapy session vouchers to the crew and CJ.
- Tom Slick Arrives [00:18:48] — After multiple summons, Tom from management finally arrives to answer questions about the other show’s vacation policy.
- Same Vacation Deal Claimed [00:20:01] — Tom says the other show has the same vacation deal on paper, though the hosts remain skeptical given the observed time off.
- Email Forward Disaster [00:20:30] — Dale reveals management forwarded his confidential email complaining about the sales manager directly to that sales manager, causing major awkwardness.
- Raccoon Riding Alligator [00:25:00] — News story about a raccoon photographed riding on an alligator’s back in Florida after being startled into the water.
- Film Festival Submissions [00:29:58] — Discussion of films submitted for their Last Die at ATX Film Festival, with Daniel and Dale agreeing on certain standout entries.
- Marriage Health Benefits [00:32:00] — Dale reads a study showing marriage benefits men’s health more than women’s, leading to discussion about relationship dynamics.
- Swinger’s House Lawsuit [00:37:53] — News report about a Texas homeowner running an alleged swinger’s nightclub out of his 4,000 square foot home, with neighbors suing over the business and noise.
- Jurassic World Review [00:52:54] — Dale enthusiastically reviews Jurassic World, which he saw in 3D with his misbehaving daughter. Carissa mentions internet outrage over the lead character wearing heels.
- BMW Driving Drama [00:56:25] — Flashback discussion to Daniel getting upset years ago when Dale chose Chuy over him to drive a BMW to an event.
Callers
- Mike [00:01:16] — Called about a video of someone tying drugs to balloons to get rid of evidence during a traffic stop Brief call, hosts acknowledged the story
- Charles [00:27:09] — Called about the gaming computer Dale was supposed to get from sponsor Red Cloud Dale acknowledged he needs to follow up on the PC deal for the film festival sponsor
- Luke George (regular) [00:42:29] — Suggested doing a ‘prison show’ and mentioned he’s done their podcast before Became an impromptu plug for his Harvest Moon Landscape business and led to discussion about his father Lowell George of Little Feat
- Brandon [00:41:38] — Called asking about what animal was riding on a crocodile, attempting to make a ‘Crocs’ shoe joke The joke fell flat and the hosts mocked his delivery
Quotes
Our competition takes more vacations. I got to get that deal going.
Dale Dudley [00:00:09]
I always feel like we should be here entertaining the people, taking care of the people.
Dale Dudley [00:01:04]
Why do cops always have to give that answer? He just said what the edible was, and then he ate it.
Dale Dudley [00:17:08]
Why am I always the bad guy for wanting the truth?
Dale Dudley [00:20:09]
It also hurts when somebody in reruns is kicking your ass.
Dale Dudley [00:48:42]