Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, June 16, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Carissa and Chickens
Dale opens the show discussing tropical storm Bill heading toward Austin, then transitions to reviewing film festival submissions with the crew. The conversation meanders through topics including Dale’s bathroom frustrations, intern Andrea from Galveston and Texas State, a news story about 1917 classroom chalkboards discovered in Oklahoma City, and Carissa’s confusion about chicken anatomy (thinking different colored chickens produced dark vs. white meat). Dale also defends himself against Matt’s accusation that he spoiled ‘The Sixth Sense’ back in 1996.
Segments
- Show Open and Tropical Storm Bill Warning [00:00:01] — Bob does the opening announcements. Dale warns listeners about tropical storm Bill approaching Austin, comparing it to tropical storm Alicia and predicting flooding.
- Film Festival Judging Discussion [00:02:56] — Dale reveals two film festival entries are locked/private on YouTube. He and Matt disagree about which films are contenders, with Matt praising an animated entry Dale dismissed.
- Dale’s Personal Complaints [00:05:39] — Dale vents about children fighting over homemade Play-Doh, feeling like the ‘bad guy’ on the show, and bathroom occupancy issues (someone in camouflage).
- Intern Andrea Interview [00:09:56] — Dale brings in intern Andrea from Galveston/Texas State. She reveals she went to bed at 7pm, drives up from San Marcos, and Daniel was wrong about her being a ‘runner.’
- Daniel’s Galveston Proposal Story [00:14:56] — The crew teases Daniel about proposing to his wife at a random street corner in Galveston over coconut margaritas at ‘The Spot.’
- Intern with No Sense of Smell [00:16:58] — Dale mentions the other intern (with a deep voice) has no sense of smell, like J.R. Brow, and considers testing it on one of Dale’s ‘worst days.’
- Frankie McDowell Weather Report [00:22:02] — Dale plays a weather warning from Frankie McDowell in Nova Scotia, who reports in millimeters about the storm headed to Houston and Galveston.
- Oklahoma Classroom Chalkboards Story [00:27:02] — Dale plays an NBC News story about 1917 classroom chalkboards discovered behind walls in Oklahoma City’s Emerson High, preserved by a janitor as a time capsule.
- Carissa and Chickens [00:34:02] — Carissa admits she thought chickens came in dark meat and white meat varieties (different colored chickens). The crew is stunned. She also thought all chickens were female.
- Game of Thrones and Spoilers [00:39:02] — Dale discusses the Game of Thrones finale reaction videos. Daniel leaves to avoid spoilers. Matt insists Dale spoiled ‘The Sixth Sense’ for him in 1996; Dale denies it.
- Social Media Frustrations [00:42:44] — Dale complains about his father-in-law posting right-wing memes on Facebook and the general annoyance of social media, despite being close to 8,000 Twitter followers.
Guests
- Andrea (other) [00:09:56] — Intern from Texas State University in San Marcos, originally from Galveston. Daniel had accused her of being a ‘runner’ but she proved him wrong.
Text Line
- [00:45:48] Someone claimed Dale spoiled The Sixth Sense for them — read by Carissa Jade Matt used it as confirmation of his story; Dale dismissed it as people wanting to believe his reputation
Quotes
I’m a 53 year old man playing soft fart sound effects now
Dale Dudley [00:18:22]
All the kids all of them are dead dead Daniel
Dale Dudley [00:33:02]
I think this one’s a white meat chicken
Carissa Jade [00:35:26]
Part 2: Secrets of Austin
This segment covers multiple topics including the Under 5 Film Festival matinee announcement, Dan Patrick’s call to fire a CNN anchor over her word choice regarding a Dallas police shooting, Daniel’s ‘secret’ about dining near Austin Beer Works, and discussions about weight gain, DWI cases, and presidential politics. The hosts also poke fun at India’s sanitation issues and wrap with Jeb Bush’s presidential campaign announcement.
Segments
- Under 5 Film Festival Matinee Announcement [00:00:01] — Dale announces a Sunday matinee showing of the Under 5 Film Festival at Alamo Drafthouse South after the Wednesday show sold out, while expressing disappointment in the quality of entries.
- Building Complaints and Red Throw Pillows [00:03:29] — Discussion about the radio station building’s lobby décor, lack of office space for the show, and complaints about working conditions.
- Pat’s Deez Nuts Call [00:06:26] — Former neighbor Pat calls in, referencing the time he ‘deez nutted’ Dale which led to Dale calling off the show early.
- The Final 24 Netflix Recommendation [00:07:19] — Pat recommends the Netflix show ‘The Final 24’ which dramatizes the last day of famous people’s lives.
- Daniel’s Pizza Discovery [00:12:04] — Daniel reveals he discovered a pizza place ‘like Subway’ where you can pick your own toppings, leading to mockery from the hosts about this being how all pizza works.
- Daniel’s Secret Meal at Jim’s Restaurant [00:13:57] — Daniel admits to eating biscuits and gravy at Jim’s Restaurant near Austin Beer Works despite claiming to avoid processed foods, leading to extensive teasing about ‘ruining’ his secret spot.
- American Weight Gain Statistics [00:17:28] — Dale discusses CDC data showing average American women now weigh what men weighed in the 1960s, attributing it to processed foods and sedentary lifestyles.
- Dan Patrick vs CNN Anchor [00:26:11] — Dale criticizes Lt. Governor Dan Patrick for calling on CNN to fire anchor Fredricka Whitfield over her use of ‘brave and courageous’ to describe the Dallas police shooter, defending free speech.
- Judge Gisella Triana DWI Dismissal [00:36:01] — Discussion of Travis County judge who had DWI charges dropped because her blood alcohol level was 0.076, just below the legal limit, despite having Mike’s Hard Lemonade in her car.
- DWI Avoidance Tactics Discussion [00:41:04] — Dale suggests pretending to pass out to delay breathalyzer testing, though hosts question the wisdom of this advice.
- India Sanitation Crisis [00:45:51] — CNN International segment about lack of toilets in India, with Daniel sharing he saw similar issues in documentaries, leading to broader discussion of public sanitation.
- That’s Not My Name Setup [00:50:46] — Preview of upcoming segment where hosts will guess employee names and whether they still work at the station.
- Jeb Bush Presidential Campaign [00:52:01] — Discussion of Jeb Bush announcing his presidential run, with Dale noting the Bush political dynasty continues and criticizing Jeb’s flip-flopping on positions.
Callers
- Pat (regular) [00:06:13] — Called to apologize for ‘deez nutting’ Dale and recommend Netflix show The Final 24 Dale recalled how Pat’s previous prank led him to call off a show early and tell Pat to never contact him again, but they seem reconciled now
- Michelle [00:43:13] — Called to warn that claiming to have a seizure would result in license suspension Dale acknowledged the point but noted a DWI results in license suspension anyway
Quotes
None of these films really deserve that amount of money.
Dale Dudley [00:00:38]
A pizza place where you get to pick the toppings for the pizza. Who’s ever heard of this?
Bob Fonseca [00:12:38]
Yes, they are. Everybody’s remarks. It’s called the First Amendment. You tool.
Dale Dudley [00:29:53]
God is speaking to us from the most unlikely voice, Phil Robertson, about God’s word.
Dale Dudley [00:32:00]
Part 3: Kirsten in the Studio
Kirsten, a weekend host and Sirius XM Margaritaville programmer, visits the studio for a segment titled ‘Do You Still Work Here?’ The hosts discuss the upcoming Under 5 Film Festival, Dale’s ongoing crush on Kirsten, his wife’s recent breast augmentation, and CJ’s ongoing struggle with his paralyzed dog Miles and a recent breakup. The segment devolves into typical show banter mixing uncomfortable flirtation, personal revelations, and obscure content like German festival footage.
Segments
- Film Festival Promo and Planning [00:00:02] — Dale promotes the Under 5 Film Festival, announces matinee tickets on sale, and discusses arguments among hosts about which films will make the cut.
- Family Photo Discussion [00:01:49] — Dale shares a 1962 photo of his grandfather’s sisters, noting they all wore glasses and joking about the family genetics.
- Do You Still Work Here Game Begins [00:03:37] — The hosts attempt to play a game guessing whether former employees still work at Emmis, starting with Landry from the digital department.
- Gus Appearance [00:08:38] — Former sales employee Gus visits, revealing he left two years ago to work in billboard sales for Clear Channel.
- Kirsten Enters Studio [00:11:37] — Kirsten, weekend host and Sirius XM Margaritaville program director, becomes the final guest in the game segment.
- Margaritaville Discussion [00:14:49] — The hosts discuss Kirsten’s work with Jimmy Buffett and the Margaritaville brand, including singing lyrics from ‘Margaritaville.’
- Dale’s Wife’s Breast Augmentation [00:17:35] — Conversation turns to Dale’s wife’s recent breast augmentation surgery, with Dale sharing details and showing photos to Kirsten.
- Fantasy Talk and Awkward Banter [00:18:02] — Dale discusses his and his wife’s approach to fantasy role-play, making Kirsten progressively more uncomfortable.
- Film Festival Arguments [00:23:05] — The hosts discuss their ongoing arguments about which films to include in the festival, with different judging criteria.
- Parents Charged with Neglect Story [00:34:17] — The hosts play and discuss a Fox News clip about parents charged with neglect for leaving their 11-year-old in the backyard, leading to memories of free-range childhoods.
- CJ’s Dog Miles Health Crisis [00:41:06] — CJ discusses his paralyzed dog Miles’ worsening condition and the difficult decision about surgery, compounded by his recent breakup.
- Daniel’s Marriage and Kirsten [00:46:10] — The hosts tease Daniel about his recent marriage and his long history with Kirsten, who trained him when he started in radio.
- Japanese Ramen Bath Story [00:49:02] — Dale presents a story about Japanese theme parks offering ramen baths, which Bob debunks as old content from 2006-2007.
- Monster Meat Video [00:53:44] — The hosts play a Vice video about a German man who has extensively modified his genitals, leading to uncomfortable reactions.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:52:21] — Kirsten is invited to stay for the sideshow podcast to discuss topics saved from the main show.
Guests
- Landry (other) [00:04:20] — Former digital department employee, participated in ‘Do You Still Work Here’ game, still works for Emmis but not in the building.
- Gus (other) [00:08:38] — Former sales employee who left two years ago to work in billboard sales for Clear Channel.
- Kirsten (other) [00:11:37] — Weekend host at the station and program director for Sirius XM’s Margaritaville channel, central guest for the episode.
Callers
- Drew (San Marcos (childhood)) [00:40:02] — Childhood free-range parenting in the 1970s Supported Dale’s point about how children used to play outside unsupervised all day without incident.
Quotes
I can’t give a handjob to get a job at SiriusXM
Dale Dudley [00:12:01]
When the curtain of shame comes down, which I have, I’ll always have it
Dale Dudley [00:19:03]
The last time on this radio show blowing up unless I work with somebody on a daily basis
Dale Dudley [00:21:00]
I drank a whole tub of her bath water
Dale Dudley [00:36:33]
A lot of people wouldn’t have that intestinal fortitude to stick it out
Dale Dudley [00:43:01]