Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, June 22, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Summer Songs
The hosts kick off the first day of summer by playing and debating songs with ‘summer’ in the title or theme. Dale recounts his weekend, including convincing neighbor Bobby to take a shower in his new house to experience the soft water from his recent water softener installation. The conversation meanders through Dale’s upcoming MRI (requiring sedation due to claustrophobia), his back pain theories, and water softener obsession. The bulk of the segment is spent playing summer-themed songs suggested by the crew and callers, with frequent banter about which songs qualify and debates about music eras.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:00] — Standard show opening with introductions of cast and crew.
- Dale’s Weekend and MRI Plans [00:01:10] — Dale discusses his upcoming MRI requiring sedation due to claustrophobia, his back pain theories, and the film festival promotion for Wednesday night.
- The Bobby Shower Story [00:05:20] — Dale recounts how neighbor Bobby came over, and Dale convinced him to take a shower to experience his new soft water system, leading to extensive teasing from the crew.
- Water Softener Obsession [00:08:08] — Dale describes his fascination with his new water softener and recalls an intense meeting with a former water softener client.
- Dale’s Weekend Steaks and HEB [00:11:30] — Discussion of Dale cooking back-to-back steaks and shopping at the ‘barefoot HEB’ in far north Leander.
- Date Night Teaser [00:14:53] — Dale teases a multi-layered story about his ‘date’ with Matt on Friday night involving a train ride.
- Summer Songs Begin [00:18:00] — The crew starts playing songs with summer themes, beginning with Tony Carey’s ‘First Day of Summer’ and War’s ‘Summertime.’
- Caller Song Suggestions [00:25:32] — Multiple callers phone in with their summer song picks, including Van Halen’s ‘Beautiful Girls’, The Cars’ ‘Magic’, and Kid Rock’s ‘All Summer Long.’
- More Summer Song Debate [00:40:55] — Continued discussion of summer songs including Y&T’s ‘Summertime Girls’, Bananarama’s ‘Cruel Summer’, and Seals and Croft’s ‘Summer Breeze’, with arguments about what qualifies as yacht rock.
Callers
- Clark [00:35:06] — Suggested Van Halen’s ‘Beautiful Girls’ as a summer song Dale agreed it was a good pick from the 80s, spawning brief discussion about Bob partying with Van Halen
- Doug [00:36:03] — Suggested dancing in the street Brief discussion, call moved on quickly
- Aaron [00:38:16] — Suggested Kid Rock’s ‘All Summer Long’ Dale reluctantly played it despite calling Kid Rock ‘a giant douche’, leading to discussion of the song borrowing from Warren Zevon and Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Terry [00:42:55] — Suggested Bananarama’s ‘Cruel Summer’ Song was played, sparked discussion about whether Bananarama was American or British
- Dustin [00:44:10] — Suggested Seals and Croft’s ‘Summer Breeze’ Led to debate about whether it qualifies as yacht rock and whether it’s truly a summer driving song
Music
- Tony Carey — Discussed and played ‘First Day of Summer’
- War — Discussed and played ‘Summertime’, also discussed their other hits including ‘Lowrider’ and ‘Why Can’t We Be Friends’
- Jane’s Addiction — Matt suggested ‘Summertime Rolls’, Dale and others mocked it as depressing
- DJ Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince — Played ‘Summertime’
- Alice Cooper — Discussed ‘School’s Out’
- The Lovin’ Spoonful — Played ‘Summer in the City’
- Chicago — Discussed song about 4th of July
- The Young Rascals — Played ‘Groovin”
- Van Halen — Discussed ‘Beautiful Girls’ as summer song
- Martha and the Vandellas — Mentioned ‘Dancing in the Street’
- The Cars — Played ‘Magic’
- Katrina and the Waves — Mentioned ‘Walking on Sunshine’
- Kid Rock — Played ‘All Summer Long’
- Bruce Springsteen — Bob suggested ‘4th of July, Asbury Park (Sandy)’, debate ensued about whether it’s a summer song
- Thin Lizzy — Discussed ‘The Boys Are Back in Town’
- Y&T — Played ‘Summertime Girls’
- Bananarama — Played ‘Cruel Summer’
- Seals and Croft — Discussed ‘Summer Breeze’, debate about whether it’s yacht rock
Quotes
Carissa again has a pen more than halfway in her mouth
Dale Dudley [00:02:05]
I’m weirdly obsessed with soft water
Dale Dudley [00:08:36]
Kid rock is the try to be rock version of country music
Dale Dudley [00:38:52]
The worst thing about having really long hair in the 80s was you still had a giant hair helmet
Dale Dudley [00:41:18]
Part 2: Dale and Matt’s Date
Dale and Matt review their Father’s Day weekend date downtown, where Dale took the train from Leander, Matt bought him a ticket, and they had dinner at Fleming’s. The segment includes discussion of Laura Presley’s ongoing election lawsuit, a long Alex Jones InfoWars clip about global collapse, and ends with tension when someone got upset about Matt and Dale’s periscope video from their night out. Throughout, the hosts debate kombucha, pronunciation, and red flags for ‘crazy girls’ with Carissa.
Segments
- Film Festival Planning [00:00:00] — Dale discusses logistics for the sold-out film festival at Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar on June 28th, mentions a second showing has only 50 tickets sold, and explains that rejected films will be featured in a montage.
- Carissa and Kombucha [00:02:34] — The hosts discuss Carissa’s Facebook post about drinking kombucha from growlers. Dale brings her in to explain what kombucha is, leading to discussion of Budis Brew.
- Cecil Story and Cast Complaints [00:05:00] — Dale discovers Carissa doesn’t know the ‘Cecil’ story despite it being told ‘literally a thousand times’ in the studio. Hosts tease Carissa about not listening to the show and being distracted by her boyfriend.
- Proposal Video Critique [00:09:00] — Carissa shares a proposal video where a guy made a movie, played it in a theater, then ran in to propose. Dale is unimpressed with the effort, comparing it to their film festival submissions.
- 24 Red Flags for Crazy Girls [00:15:40] — Dale reads through a list of 24 red flags men use to identify ‘crazy girls,’ ringing a bell each time one applies to Carissa. She hits most of them, including victim mentality, no female friends, excessive calling/texting, and manipulative crying.
- Laura Presley Election Lawsuit [00:21:00] — Dale discusses Laura Presley’s continued legal battle over her City Council District 4 runoff loss to Greg Casar. She lost by 1400-1600 votes but continues to claim election fraud. She may have to pay Casar’s $150,000 legal defense costs.
- Laura Presley on InfoWars [00:28:00] — Dale plays a clip of Laura Presley on Alex Jones’s InfoWars website explaining her election fraud theories, claiming identical vote percentages across multiple precincts prove malfeasance.
- Alex Jones Special Report [00:31:00] — Extended play of an Alex Jones video where he stands in front of his multi-million dollar home warning that wealthy people are fleeing the United States before October, predicting World War III, financial collapse, and race war.
- Dale and Matt’s Date Night [00:41:00] — Dale recounts taking the train from Leander to downtown Austin to meet Matt for dinner at Fleming’s on Father’s Day weekend. Matt bought Dale’s train ticket, they had pork belly and drinks, did a drunken periscope, and Dale rode the train home.
- Leander Police Encounter [00:47:00] — Dale describes getting pulled over in his own driveway by Leander PD for a broken tail light. While holding his poodle Dinky, the officer asked if he had any guns. Dale posted about it on Facebook and got criticized for trashing police.
- Periscope Controversy Teaser [00:52:00] — Matt reveals someone on the show got upset about the periscope he and Dale did during their night out, sending angry text messages. Matt defended someone during the periscope but that person still attacked him for discussing them off-air.
Callers
- Andy [00:39:40] — Called to point out that when Alex Jones’s predictions don’t come true, he claims he stopped them from happening Dale agreed this was brilliant and validated his criticism of Jones
Quotes
I don’t even need a ring. I don’t need a ceremony. Can we just say it three times?
Carissa Jade [00:12:00]
Once you find out that it works, then you can’t help but use it.
Carissa Jade [00:19:42]
I predict there’s gonna be a world war again. I’m Dale Domus, Dale dumbass.
Dale Dudley [00:34:00]
I don’t know. I’m holding a white fluffy poodle. This is not the point where I’m gonna pull out my gat.
Dale Dudley [00:48:00]
Part 3: Father’s Day Gifts
Part 3 continues with Dale complaining about his Father’s Day gift (a double XL Longhorn golf shirt) while Bob brags about his lift kit and 35-inch tires. Matt details Daniel’s bizarre Friday night meltdown—16 text messages in 11 minutes, paranoid that Matt and Dale had revealed secrets on Periscope. The segment includes segments on foosball, refrigerator repair, Guadalupe River whitewater rafting, and ends with Dale ranting against Rick Perry’s response to the Charleston church shooting, calling out quasi-racism and gun rhetoric.
Segments
- European Cruise Promo [00:00:01] — Dale promotes the upcoming Dudley & Bob European Cruise, about a year out, with $500 deposit and $3150 all-in pricing for 11 days.
- Refrigerator Handle Drama [00:00:56] — Dale recounts the refrigerator handle coming off, nearly calling Sears before a Periscope viewer suggested using an Allen wrench to fix it himself.
- Home Auction Fail [00:02:30] — Dale describes going to a home auction but leaving because it was too crowded with sweaty people sitting on the furniture he wanted to bid on.
- Foosball Skills [00:03:13] — Dale brags about learning the foosball ‘pop’ technique in Tyler as a teen and considers buying a foosball table before deciding against it.
- Daniel’s Friday Night Meltdown [00:06:26] — Matt reveals Daniel sent him 16 text messages and one email in 11 minutes Friday night, paranoid that Matt and Dale had discussed secrets about him on Periscope.
- Father’s Day Gift Complaints [00:23:36] — Dale complains his Father’s Day gift was a double XL Longhorn golf shirt in shiny material that shows his nipples, while Bob got a lift kit and 35-inch tires.
- Mexico Weather Lady [00:31:02] — The hosts watch and comment on a Mexican weather forecast featuring an attractive weather presenter in tight clothing.
- Caller Lance on Gifts [00:44:01] — Caller Lance sympathizes with Dale about bad Father’s Day gifts, saying he got a card and Jurassic World band-aids.
- Guadalupe Whitewater Rafting [00:47:14] — News package about whitewater rafting companies offering guided trips on the swollen Guadalupe River at 5600 cubic feet per second.
- Rick Perry on Charleston Shooting [00:53:41] — Dale plays and angrily responds to Rick Perry calling the Charleston church shooting an ‘accident,’ blaming drugs instead of racism, and criticizing Obama for mentioning guns.
- Matt’s Mom’s Birthday [01:00:36] — Matt wishes his mom happy 69th birthday, making an innuendo about her having a ‘big 69 plan’ for the evening.
Callers
- Lance [00:44:15] — Father’s Day gifts and how women don’t understand what men want Sympathizes with Dale about getting thoughtless gifts; Dale agrees and continues ranting about his shirt
Text Line
- [00:52:33] Dale’s wife Amanda texts saying Jacob picked out the shirt as a gift from the kids, and her gift is coming today — read by Dale Dudley Dale softens slightly realizing his son picked it out, but continues complaining about the size being double XL
Quotes
Everybody talks behind everybody’s back. Always. That’s human nature.
Dale Dudley [00:29:58]
Evil isn’t a thing. Evil is something you label. There’s no such thing as demons.
Dale Dudley [00:55:23]
When someone’s killed with guns, he mentions guns. How dare he!
Dale Dudley [00:56:57]