Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, July 2, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Uncomfortable Interviews
The hosts discuss Dale’s Uber driving experiences and the challenges of getting his Adderall prescription filled due to DPS regulations. They listen to and analyze an awkward radio interview between Colin Coward and Jim Harbaugh that goes disastrously wrong, followed by discussion of an England own-goal in the Women’s World Cup and a Texas farmer killed by bee stings.
Segments
- Show open and listeria warning [00:00:00] — Dale opens discussing a listeria outbreak in Austin, mentioning Scott Hardy’s wife Christine is hospitalized. They joke about doing a ‘Listeria’ song parody.
- Uber driving adventures [00:03:40] — Dale describes his obsession with keeping the Uber app on, a failed pickup attempt in Westlake Hills due to phone problems, and Bob’s plans to become a meticulous Uber driver.
- Upcoming guests announced [00:10:01] — Dale previews Whitesnake and Motorhead ticket giveaways, comedian Chris Cubas coming in, and an interview with Lee Greenwood scheduled for later.
- Adderall prescription hassles [00:11:00] — Dale rants about the difficulty of getting his Adderall prescription filled due to DPS monitoring, including having to physically pick up prescriptions and dealing with pharmacy delays.
- Living in Cedar Park/Leander [00:14:00] — Dale expresses feeling displaced living in Cedar Park/Leander instead of Austin, experiencing culture shock and depression about the move.
- Fantasy football and housewarming plans [00:18:20] — Bob threatens to sit out fantasy football. Dale discusses hesitation about having a housewarming party and wanting Bob to visit the new house.
- Amanda Johnson’s letter defending the show [00:20:10] — Dale previews reading a letter from sales rep Amanda Johnson defending the show against someone who falsely accused them of being homophobic to a client.
- Jim Harbaugh interview disaster [00:22:10] — The crew listens to and analyzes Colin Coward’s painfully awkward interview with Michigan coach Jim Harbaugh, where Harbaugh gives one-word answers until Coward cuts the interview short.
- Sports radio critique [00:29:00] — Dale rants about how boring most sports radio is, criticizing Paul Finebaum specifically while praising Craig Way and remembering when AM 1300 The Zone was good.
- England own-goal in Women’s World Cup [00:34:00] — Bob describes an England player scoring an own-goal against Japan in the World Cup semifinal, and discussion of Hope Solo psyching out Germany on penalty kicks.
- Roger Staubach article [00:36:00] — Dale discusses his new Austin Monthly column about Roger Staubach as a childhood hero figure, and hopes George Andres’ daughter might share it with Staubach.
- Texas farmer killed by bees [00:41:00] — They listen to a news report about a third-generation Texas farmer in Cameron County killed by an Africanized bee attack that left him with ‘gaping wounds.’ Discussion of bee farming and pollination follows.
Guests
- Chris Cubas (comedian) [00:10:01] — mentioned as coming in later in the show
- Lee Greenwood (musician) [00:10:01] — phone interview scheduled to discuss his music and children’s book
Quotes
wash your produce
Dale Dudley [00:01:47]
I’m proud to be a Leanderthal
Dale Dudley [00:16:01]
This is just not work. I love you to death but it seems like we’re going nowhere
Colin Coward [00:32:56]
He had gaping wounds, the bees shredded him basically
News reporter [00:44:12]
Part 2: Texas Chili Debate
The hosts discuss a New York Times recipe for pea guacamole that sparked outrage, leading to an extended debate about Texas chili traditions – specifically whether beans belong in authentic Texas chili. Carissa insists chili always has beans, while Dale, Bob, and multiple callers adamantly defend the no-beans tradition. The segment also includes discussion of Dallas Nightclub closing, Dale defending the show against accusations of homophobia by reading a letter from sales rep Amanda Johnson, and Stephen Colbert’s cable access takeover.
Segments
- Show Open and Upcoming Holiday [00:00:02] — Dale opens the show, mentions they are off tomorrow for July 4th, promotes Audible, and jokes about his own audiobook narration.
- Music Bed Argument [00:04:03] — Dale gets frustrated when Tori Amos plays in the music bed, questions whether it was CJ pranking him or Carissa’s mistake, leading to a tense exchange about getting the job done.
- Uber Free Rides and No Refusal Weekend [00:06:54] — Discussion of Uber offering free rides in Lake Travis area for July 4th weekend, and MADD partnering to prevent drunk driving during no-refusal enforcement.
- Donald Trump Clothing Made in Mexico [00:07:30] — Dale shares photo from former neighbor Rodrigo showing Donald Trump signature collection jacket that was made in Mexico, highlighting Trump’s hypocrisy about Mexican immigrants.
- Dallas Nightclub Closing [00:10:15] — Announcement that Dallas Nightclub on Burnet Road is closing. The hosts reminisce about the venue’s reputation as a DWI magnet and its cowboy culture.
- Caller Memories of Dallas Nightclub [00:18:26] — Multiple callers share memories: Judy from Germany was denied entry for wearing flip-flops; another caller rejected for Adidas shoes; Jody discusses being embarrassed in her California country attire and corrects Dale about two-step versus waltz.
- New York Times Pea Guacamole Controversy [00:24:00] — Dale presents NYT recipe calling for peas in guacamole, sparking outrage from the hosts about bastardizing traditional foods. This transitions into the chili debate.
- Texas Chili Debate Begins [00:26:58] — Carissa insists chili always has beans; Dale and Bob adamantly state Texas chili never has beans. They call for listeners to phone in and settle the debate.
- Uncle Ronnie’s First Mexican Food [00:32:02] — Bob tells story of taking 70-year-old Uncle Ronnie in Wisconsin to his first-ever Mexican restaurant, describing his confusion about refried beans and sour cream.
- Callers Weigh In on Chili [00:33:06] — Multiple callers support the no-beans position. ‘Coach’ explains competition chili versus family-style chili. One caller notes ‘chili is chili, chili with beans is when you add beans to it.’
- Casa Tu Mucha – Worst Mexican Food [00:35:52] — Matt recalls terrible Mexican restaurant in upstate New York with grease layer on queso. They read horrible Yelp reviews of the place.
- Sword Nose Injury Emergency Room Photo [00:41:45] — Dale offers to show emergency room photo of man whose nose was sliced by sword while holding sausage. The injury is far worse than expected – nose split down the middle.
- Defending the Show – Amanda Johnson Letter [00:47:30] — Dale reads a powerful letter from sales rep Amanda Johnson defending the show against false accusations of homophobia, explaining their consistent pro-equality stance. This becomes emotional and the room applauds.
- Frustration with Both Sides [00:52:31] — Bob expresses frustration about getting attacked from both conservative listeners who think they are too liberal and progressive listeners who think they are bigoted based on old shows.
- Stephen Colbert Cable Access Takeover [00:55:01] — The hosts play clips from Stephen Colbert taking over a Monroe, Michigan cable access show, featuring Eminem as a guest doing an awkward interview.
Guests
- Eminem (Marshall Mathers) (musician) [01:00:22] — Appeared in Stephen Colbert cable access video doing awkward interview
Callers
- Judy (Bavaria, Germany (now in Austin area)) [00:18:38] — Dallas Nightclub memory – denied entry for wearing flip-flops Dale and Bob detected her German accent even after 30 years in US; she also mentioned attending Stevie Ray Vaughan’s last Austin City Limits taping
- Kathy [00:20:40] — Dallas Nightclub memory – husband denied entry for wearing Adidas shoes Brief call confirming strict dress code enforcement at the club
- Jodi (California (visiting Texas)) [00:21:09] — Dallas Nightclub embarrassment wearing wrong attire; corrected Dale’s two-step description She explained two-step is done in 4/4 time, not 3/4, proving Dale was describing a waltz. She’s been country dancing for 25 years
- Rusty [00:30:00] — Chili debate – said you don’t put beans in chili Brief supportive call for no-beans position
- Gene [00:33:13] — Won chili competition with beans after getting rules changed Dale mocked him for winning at tiny ‘East Cameron’ competition of about 15 people, not taken seriously
- Coach [00:38:32] — Explained difference between Texas/competition chili (no beans) versus family style (with beans) Provided authoritative distinction that helped settle the debate. Coaches semi-pro football for players who didn’t get drafted
- John [00:44:24] — Simple statement: ‘Chili is chili. Chili with beans is when you add beans to it’ Provided the clearest, simplest explanation that the hosts appreciated
- Matt [00:36:03] — Relative from up north ate bowl of pico de gallo thinking it was salad Funny story about northerners not understanding Texas food
- Ryan (San Diego transplant) [00:55:54] — Complained about 17-year-old who never heard of Holocaust or atomic bombs Dale joked about bringing up Holocaust before fun clip; thanked him and moved on
- unnamed [00:01:24] — Dallas Nightclub memory Very brief, no details captured
Quotes
Donald Trump hates Mexicans so much he has his clothes made in Mexico
Dale Dudley [00:12:17]
I put corn in my chili
Carissa Jade [00:27:56]
Chili is chili. Chili with beans is when you add beans to it
John (caller) [00:44:36]
If upset because we have a strong stance on equality, we are guilty as charged
Amanda Johnson (letter) [00:51:44]
Part 3: Lee Greenwood
Chris Cubis joins the show on July 2, 2015, headlining Cap City Comedy Club. The hosts discuss gay marriage, the Confederate flag, and religious reactions to the Supreme Court ruling. They interview Lee Greenwood about his children’s book ‘Proud to Be an American,’ which ends awkwardly when Chris asks about ‘such a gay bridge’ (the Golden Gate). The show features extensive discussion of pastors and pundits reacting to same-sex marriage legalization, with Dale becoming increasingly frustrated with religious arguments.
Segments
- Opening / Chris Cubis Arrival [00:00:00] — Chris Cubis arrives for his Cap City Comedy Club appearances. The hosts joke about his career trajectory and whether he’ll remember them when famous.
- N-Word Discussion [00:10:40] — Chris explains how white people need to ‘play it cool’ about the N-word like they’re trying to attract a lady. Dale discusses context and censorship in media.
- Periscope Trick [00:14:02] — Daniel discovers that changing the Periscope title to ‘Carissa takes her pants off’ gets over 100 viewers versus 22 for ‘Chris Cubis is here.’
- Jimmy Roulette Discussion [00:15:44] — The hosts discuss comedian Jimmy Roulette and how comedy clubs tried to book him only on ‘Urban Night,’ plus the exhaustion of the comedy grind.
- Tea Party Woman on Gay Marriage [00:23:58] — A Tea Party woman argues the Supreme Court ruling will lead to marrying children. She falsely claims Ruth Bader Ginsburg said age of consent should be 12.
- Lee Greenwood Interview [00:35:18] — Lee Greenwood calls from New York to promote his children’s book ‘Proud to Be an American.’ He made red, white and blue pancakes on Fox and Friends.
- Gay Bridge Incident [00:43:04] — Chris asks Lee Greenwood if showing the Golden Gate Bridge was a problem since it’s ‘such a gay bridge.’ Lee responds ‘It’s not a gay bridge’ and the interview ends awkwardly.
- Hardware Store Owner [00:46:58] — Discussion of Tennessee hardware store owner who posted ‘No Gays Allowed’ sign, then changed it after U-Haul dropped him as a customer.
- Pastor John Hagee Clip [00:51:50] — Pastor Hagee says America is the ‘new Sodom and Gomorrah’ and God will have to apologize to those cities unless He judges America.
- Franklin Graham Clip [00:56:57] — Billy Graham’s son Franklin on Fox News calls homosexuality a ‘sin against God’ and says the government is ‘endorsing sin.’
- Dale’s Religious Rant [01:01:51] — Dale goes on an extended rant about religious beliefs, recommending Christopher Hitchens and Richard Dawkins, arguing people should study logic and science.
Guests
- Chris Cubis (comedian) [00:00:00] — In-studio promoting his Cap City Comedy Club shows Thursday through Saturday. Has been doing the show for 5-6 years.
- Lee Greenwood (musician) [00:35:18] — Phone interview from New York promoting his children’s book ‘Proud to Be an American.’ The interview ended awkwardly after Chris’s ‘gay bridge’ question.
Quotes
You have to treat the N-word like a lady. You can’t show it how much you want it.
Chris Cubis [00:11:56]
Leave my children alone. You don’t care.
Dale Dudley [00:28:23]
God will have to judge America or apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah.
Lee Greenwood [00:37:06]
Was it a problem to show such a gay bridge?
Chris Cubis [00:43:04]
God doesn’t change his mind. How do you know?
Dale Dudley [01:02:47]