Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, July 6, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Rub It in Their Faces
The Monday show opens with tension about off-air drama. Dale discovers Daniel and Carissa attended a party with rival show producers (from the Bobby Bones show), which Dale and Bob were not invited to. The tension escalates when Daniel mentions his wife’s upcoming trip to Vancouver and says she wanted to send invitations ‘to rub it in their faces,’ creating an awkward moment. Dale pushes back on perceived sensitivity from the production staff and challenges them to either be ‘all in’ as on-air cast or move back to production-only roles. Matt Bearden is headlining Cap City Comedy Club, and the team discusses weekend activities, smoking, and state fair foods.
Segments
- Show Open and Matt’s Cap City Gig [00:00:06] — Dale opens the show and discovers Matt is headlining Cap City Comedy Club this week. They discuss the promotional spot using old material from before Matt met his wife.
- The Amazing Randi Documentary [00:04:03] — Dale recounts watching ‘An Honest Liar’ about magician James Randi who exposed fake psychics and faith healers, thinking of how it would appeal to the skeptical Carissa.
- Weekend Plans and Promotions [00:07:01] — The crew discusses the need for a new promotion and upcoming podcast dates. Dale mentions feeling ‘naked’ without a promotion running.
- Bert Shavitz Death [00:09:58] — The show reports the death of Bert Shavitz (Burt’s Bees founder) at 80. Dale describes the documentary about his hermit lifestyle and how his partner bought him out after a relationship scandal.
- Smoking and Health Confrontation [00:14:42] — Dale confronts Carissa about smoking after seeing a woman on a mobility scooter smoking at Lowe’s in Leander. Carissa says she hasn’t smoked in a week and pushes back on the criticism.
- Cast Sensitivity Talk [00:16:02] — Dale challenges Daniel and Carissa about whether they can handle being on-air cast members or need to move back to production-only roles, citing recent off-air drama and sensitivity.
- The Party Controversy [00:27:00] — Bob reveals he saw video of a show party at Daniel’s house that included producers from rival show (Bobby Bones show) but not Dale or Bob. The ‘over 40 vs under 40’ division becomes apparent.
- Vancouver Invitation Disaster [00:32:11] — Daniel mentions inviting Dale and Bob to a Vancouver trip, then reveals his wife said they were doing it ‘to rub it in their faces.’ The comment creates immediate tension and Daniel struggles to explain.
- Age Division Revelation [00:39:03] — Bob points out the real division in the show is ‘over 40 and under 40,’ noting that the younger staff members have fun when the older hosts aren’t around.
Quotes
Can you two handle being part of the cast or do you need to go to the other room?
Dale Dudley [00:16:04]
It was everybody associated with the show, except the guys from the show.
Bob Fonseca [00:26:01]
She said, let’s do these invites to rub it in their face.
Daniel Gallo [00:32:42]
The only true division in this show is over 40 and under 40.
Bob Fonseca [00:39:15]
Part 2: Matt and the Rusty Nail Adventure
The show continued with extended discussions about gay marriage reactions, including a Catholic group’s ‘Not Alone’ video and a viral video of a woman melting down over the Supreme Court decision. Dale recounted his disastrous attempt to mow his own lawn, which resulted in heat stroke, while Matt described stepping on a rusty nail and requiring antibiotics. The hosts also discussed state fair food, movies, and ongoing office dynamics involving Daniel’s wife’s comments about a Vancouver boat party.
Segments
- Daniel’s Vancouver Invitation Drama [00:00:07] — Discussion of Daniel’s invitation to a Vancouver boat party and his wife’s comment about ‘rubbing it in their faces,’ which creates tension and debate about whether it was a joke.
- State Fair Food [00:03:29] — The hosts review various state fair foods from Iowa and Texas, including fried nacho balls, hot beef sundae, and deep fried Starbucks.
- Chuy’s Birthday Party Exclusion [00:10:27] — Bob feels left out of Chuy’s birthday party, learning others were invited based on proximity rather than planning.
- Omni Hotel Shooting [00:13:58] — Discussion of a shooting at the Omni hotel in downtown Austin where a gunman killed a bystander before being shot by police.
- Runner Celebrates Too Early [00:17:53] — The hosts watch video of Ben Payne losing a race after celebrating before the finish line, allowing Scott Overall to pass him.
- Interstellar Review [00:22:55] — Dale and Bob discuss their frustration with the movie Interstellar, critiquing its length, plot holes, and Matthew McConaughey’s performance.
- Catholic ‘Not Alone’ Video [00:30:35] — The hosts play and critique a Catholic group’s PSA featuring young people nervously coming out as believing marriage is between a man and a woman.
- Woman’s Gay Marriage Meltdown [00:35:40] — Extended playing and commentary on a viral video of a woman filming herself while cleaning, ranting about the Supreme Court gay marriage decision and Islamic extremists.
- Dale’s Lawn Mowing Heat Stroke [00:44:02] — Dale tells the story of buying a self-propelled mower, attempting to mow his large backyard in afternoon heat, and suffering heat stroke that caused him to vomit.
- Matt’s Rusty Nail Injury [00:53:03] — Matt describes stepping on a rusty six-penny nail that went through his shoe and foot, requiring him to pull it out himself and get antibiotics with bizarre restrictions.
Quotes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Your mom died.
Dale Dudley [00:01:34]
I gave you a hundred dollar bill and a gift card that I’d won last winter.
Dale Dudley [00:17:04]
Christ never once spoke of gay anything. He was too busy hanging out with 12 dudes.
Dale Dudley [00:39:04]
I got heat stroke from a powered mower. The wheels pull you along.
Dale Dudley [00:51:09]
I will tell you, it is a feeling I have never felt before.
Matt Bearden [00:56:12]
Part 3: The Old Man Sound
Dale shares a story about making an ‘old man sound’ while changing air filters on a ladder and discusses the frightening realization that comes with aging. The hosts talk about their new side gig driving for Uber, with Bob making his first trips and Dale already planning strategies. They also play ‘Heavy Metal Lyric or Bible Verse,’ discuss finding skeletons at a Belterra development, look at warnings about robberies at Barton Creek Mall, and Dale gets excited about buying an R-pod trailer for camping.
Segments
- Matt’s Antibiotics and The Old Man Sound [00:00:01] — Matt is suffering from antibiotics side effects. Dale tells a story about making an ‘old man sound’ while on a ladder changing air filters and nearly falling.
- Bob’s New Lawn and Uber Adventures [00:06:00] — Bob reveals he got new sod from Harvest Moon landscaping. The hosts discuss their new Uber driving experiences, with Bob doing his first trips Sunday morning.
- Skeletons Found at Belterra [00:07:16] — Dale reports on graves with human remains found during development at Belterra in Dripping Springs, dating back to 1865. Discussion about laws protecting historic sites over 50 years old.
- Daniel’s Cemetery Visit and Footstones [00:12:15] — Daniel asks about small grave markers he saw at an 1870s cemetery, initially thinking they were servants’ graves. The hosts explain they are footstones.
- More Uber Stories [00:16:37] — Continued discussion of Uber driving, including surge pricing, college girl passengers, and the addictive nature of doing rides.
- Barton Creek Mall Robberies [00:26:29] — KVUE report about two robberies at Barton Creek Mall parking lot within one week, including one woman who fought off an attacker.
- Annette Garcia Weather Montage [00:32:52] — The hosts watch a montage of Mexican weather reporter Annette Garcia, prompting Carissa to complain about her boyfriend constantly looking at other women.
- Carissa’s Dad’s Chickens and the Cockatoo [00:36:01] — Carissa shares that her dad had to release five chickens that all turned out to be roosters. Discussion of what appears to be Carissa’s mom’s screaming cockatoo.
- Heavy Metal Lyric or Bible Verse [00:38:35] — The hosts play a game trying to distinguish between heavy metal lyrics and violent Old Testament Bible verses, discovering they sound remarkably similar.
- Dale’s R-Pod Trailer Obsession [00:45:08] — Dale describes visiting an RV dealer to look at R-pod trailers and becomes excited about buying one, despite the hosts pointing out he hates outdoor activities and maintenance.
Quotes
When you’re a kid you go ‘whoa whoa’. When you’re older it’s just ‘AHHHHH’.
Dale Dudley [00:03:30]
It is a felony to disturb anything 50 years or older. We’re both historic.
Dale Dudley [00:09:57]
When you learn to accept it as my wife has, you’ll be better for it.
Dale Dudley [00:32:04]