Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, September 1, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Bob’s Cold, Black Heart
Dale discusses prep challenges on a slow news Tuesday and hints at an upcoming solo show on a sister station. The hosts analyze disturbing raw video from San Antonio showing Bexar County deputies shooting a man with his hands raised during a domestic violence call. Bob is accused by callers of defending police, though he insists he was just analyzing what’s visible. The segment shifts to mocking Jimmy Fallon’s forced laughter and Kanye West’s rambling, self-indulgent VMA acceptance speech.
Segments
- Show open and prep discussion [00:00:00] — Dale discusses the challenges of finding compelling content on a slow news day. He mentions Daniel Gallo is on vacation and hints at an upcoming solo show on a sister station.
- San Antonio deputy shooting video [00:09:34] — The hosts watch and analyze raw footage from KSAT showing two Bexar County sheriff’s deputies shooting Gilbert Flores during a domestic violence call in what appears to be a suburban neighborhood in daylight.
- Caller Tim weighs in on shooting [00:18:34] — Tim, a former military police officer now homeless and waiting on VA benefits, calls to say Bob sounded like he was defending the cops. Bob and Dale clarify they analyze videos objectively. Tim reveals the show is popular among Austin’s homeless population.
- Jimmy Fallon supercut [00:23:00] — Dale plays a supercut of Jimmy Fallon’s exaggerated, forced laughter with every guest, criticizing his over-the-top hosting style that his wife loves but he finds insufferable.
- Daniel’s vacation mystery [00:24:23] — The hosts discover wedding thank-you notes from Daniel Gallo’s wife in the mailbox and question why Daniel didn’t just hand them over. They realize Daniel has stretched his vacation to nearly two weeks.
- Sideshow recap – Bob’s black heart [00:29:40] — Dale references Monday’s Sideshow where Bob argued that most people’s memories and relationships don’t matter to others, leading to accusations that Bob has a ‘cold, black heart.’
- Kanye West VMA speech breakdown [00:34:28] — The hosts play and mock Kanye West’s rambling, incoherent 12-minute VMA lifetime achievement award acceptance speech where he stands silent for two minutes, complains about being booed at baseball games, and questions why awards create losers.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:29:40] — Dale references Monday’s Sideshow episode where Bob made controversial comments about death and the significance of people’s memories that earned him the ‘cold, black heart’ label.
Callers
- Tim (Austin) [00:18:34] — Called to say Bob sounded like he was defending the police in the shooting video. Revealed he is a former military police officer now homeless and waiting on VA benefits. Brief discussion about distinguishing Bob’s and Matt’s voices. Tim shared that the show is number one among Austin’s homeless population who gather around his radio at 7:45 AM.
Quotes
That’s murder, dude.
Dale Dudley [00:12:34]
I married a woman with zero sense of humor.
Matt Bearden [00:20:33]
He’s almost a 40 year old man. I thought the dude was 25.
Matt Bearden [00:36:44]
This is what happens when dumb people think they’re saying something wordy and intelligent.
Dale Dudley [00:40:01]
This is what anti-intellectualism gets you in a country.
Matt Bearden [00:42:28]
Part 2: The Apology
Dale Dudley and Todd Jeffries attempt to reconcile after a year-and-a-half feud that began when Todd sent Dale a critical Facebook message during a show. The conversation, meant to be an apology, quickly becomes tense as they rehash their grievances. Todd reveals his concerns about Dale potentially joining KLBJ-AM, worried about Dale’s history of criticizing the AM station and its personalities. The segment also includes calls from Walter, an intoxicated listener pitching world-improvement ideas, and ‘Dr. Patel’ with an off-color medical announcement.
Segments
- Pre-Apology Setup [00:00:01] — The hosts discuss Matt’s vacation and periscoping, with Dale expressing frustration. They also play and mock Kanye West’s rambling VMA speech.
- Todd Jeffries Arrives [00:17:44] — Todd Jeffries enters the studio for what was supposed to be a reconciliation after their year-and-a-half falling out. Tension is immediately apparent.
- The Facebook Message Incident [00:18:27] — Dale and Todd argue about the original incident where Todd sent Dale a critical Facebook message during the show, leading to Dale’s explosive reaction in the newsroom.
- The Real Issue Revealed [00:27:04] — Todd reveals his actual complaint: Dale’s years of bashing the AM station and its staff, particularly around political content and Rush Limbaugh.
- AM Station Concerns [00:30:21] — Todd expresses concerns about Dale potentially joining KLBJ-AM, worried he’ll attack station personnel and continue his criticism. Dale questions whether he should take the job.
- Walter’s Call [00:45:55] — An intoxicated caller named Walter phones in to pitch his website about making the world a better place, derailing the tense conversation.
- Dr. Patel and Michael Calls [00:50:49] — Brief calls from ‘Dr. Patel’ with an inappropriate medical announcement and Michael, who says he prefers when Dale and Todd get along.
Guests
- Todd Jeffries (other) [00:17:44] — KLBJ-AM personality came to attempt reconciliation with Dale after year-and-a-half feud; works in the newsroom and runs news operations
Callers
- Walter Hollenbaum (Round Rock) [00:45:55] — Called to promote his website about economic reform and making the world better, admitted he’d been drinking Shiraz since 10pm the previous night Provided comic relief during the tense Dale-Todd confrontation; kept asking ‘who am I talking to’ and was eventually hung up on
- Dr. Patel [00:50:49] — Called with an off-color ‘health announcement’ about feminine hygiene Brief crude joke call
- Michael [00:51:25] — Called to say he likes it better when Dale and Todd get along Offered perspective that Todd was speaking for the AM staff who’ve heard years of criticism from Dale
Quotes
You should probably apologize to the other people that were there in that room.
Todd Jeffries [00:23:56]
When that door closes, I’m in here in battle.
Dale Dudley [00:29:04]
Why would I go into a hostile environment?
Dale Dudley [00:30:29]
My number one idea is to make things right for the world.
Walter [00:45:00]
Part 3: People of the Neighborhood
This segment features ‘People of the Neighborhood’ with Nick Anderson from Favor delivery service explaining their on-demand delivery app. The conversation is overshadowed by Dale’s ongoing agitation about a conflict with Todd Jeffries from the AM station, workplace tensions, and his anxiety about starting a new show. Carissa has a panic attack during the show, repeatedly checking her pulse. The segment also includes discussion of a Baptist college president caught cheating on video and a medical device for colonoscopy prep.
Segments
- Show Opening – Dale’s Frustration [00:00:06] — Dale discusses finding an old email from Todd Jeffries and expresses frustration about workplace drama and being called ‘the big bad bully bug.’
- Alamo Drafthouse PSA Bracket [00:01:02] — Discussion of Texas Monthly running a bracket for best Alamo Drafthouse ‘don’t talk’ PSAs, featuring celebrities like Danny Trejo, Amy Schumer, and Ann Richards.
- Matt’s Comedy Show Promo [00:03:02] — Matt promotes his new show ‘Slug’ at Cap City Comedy Club, describing it as similar to his previous show ‘Punch’ with new acts and surprises.
- Auschwitz Showers Controversy [00:04:09] — Dale and Matt debate whether installing water misters at Auschwitz to cool visitors is in bad taste, with Dale arguing people are too oversensitive.
- People of the Neighborhood – Favor [00:09:07] — Nick Anderson from Favor delivery service explains their app-based delivery service that can deliver anything in under 45 minutes for a $5 fee plus tip.
- Dale’s Workplace Rant [00:20:05] — Dale delivers an extended rant about the insanity of the radio business, feelings of not being wanted at his new job, and the contradictions of the industry.
- Carissa’s Panic Attack [00:27:56] — Carissa begins experiencing anxiety and repeatedly checking her pulse on her phone, which continues throughout the rest of the show.
- Dale’s Radio Career Reflection [00:32:00] — Dale discusses advice from former program director Jeff Carroll and reflects on his confrontational style making ‘great radio’ even when it upset management.
- Baptist President Cheating Scandal [00:37:00] — The hosts watch and discuss viral video of a son catching his father, a Baptist university president, with another woman at a vacation home.
- Colonoscopy Prep Machine [00:45:50] — Discussion of a KV news report about HygieaCare, a machine that does colonoscopy prep in 40 minutes instead of overnight, with the doctor comparing it to ‘a lazy river.’
- Podcast and Merch Promo [00:51:39] — Bob promotes the sold-out Thursday podcast and new sideshow t-shirts available for purchase at the event.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:09:07] — Feature interview with Nick Anderson from Favor delivery service, along with coworkers Alex and Tina
Guests
- Nick Anderson (other) [00:09:07] — From Favor delivery service, explained their on-demand delivery app and business model
- Alex (other) [00:15:26] — Favor employee who does marketing and also runs deliveries
- Tina (other) [00:15:26] — Favor employee who does PR and also runs deliveries
Quotes
Quit being a ridiculously oversensitive person
Dale Dudley [00:04:34]
Why would they hire you if they don’t want the you you?
Matt Bearden [00:21:02]
It’s like working in a mental ward
Dale Dudley [00:23:00]
Damn, it was great radio
Dale Dudley [00:34:47]
It’s just like a lazy river
News Audio [00:48:23]