Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, September 8, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Daniel is Back
Daniel Gallo returns from a two-week vacation to technical chaos in the studio (dead microphone requiring a mid-show seat swap). Dale announces he’ll be starting a one-hour show on KLBJ-AM from 2-3pm weekdays beginning Monday, though he expresses anxiety about the AM audience and reveals tensions with AM staff. The hosts recap their sold-out live podcast from the previous Friday and debate Bob’s role in it. UT football’s crushing 38-3 loss to Notre Dame dominates discussion, with Dale dissecting the offensive line’s failure. Kim Davis jail controversy and Twitter trolling also feature.
Segments
- Show Open with Daniel Back [00:00:00] — Opening announcements welcome Daniel Gallo back from vacation while noting Carissa is now out. Immediate technical problems with microphones require seat swapping mid-show.
- Microphone Chaos [00:03:00] — Matt’s microphone is dead, leading to confusion about whether it’s the mic or compressor. Daniel has to switch seats with Matt, creating ongoing audio issues throughout the segment.
- Dale Announces KLBJ-AM Show [00:04:33] — Dale reveals he’ll start a one-hour show on KLBJ-AM 590 weekdays 2-3pm starting next Monday. He expresses anxiety about the AM audience, mentions two people at the station who dislike him, and feels management doesn’t listen to his suggestions.
- AM Show Concerns [00:06:00] — Dale discusses encountering angry AM callers who called Bernie Sanders a ‘Marxist’ and expresses worry about the conservative audience. He reveals Chuy will be his producer but that Chuy already ‘threw him under the bus’ in front of management.
- Live Podcast Recap [00:11:10] — The hosts thank fans for the sold-out live podcast. Dale admits to being drunk during it and having a horrible hangover the next day. Discussion of CJ’s surprise AM promotion with sparklers and banners at the end of the show.
- Bob’s Podcast Insecurity [00:16:00] — Bob reveals he felt like he was ‘waiting for doors to open’ during the podcast because he didn’t have a story matching Dale and Matt’s sexual abuse stories. Matt tries to reassure him his contributions were valuable, including the Kanye bit.
- T-Shirt Sales Success [00:24:00] — Bob confirms the podcast sold out and barely covered the cost of t-shirts. Someone later threw their shirt in a parking lot. Plans to do another print run with the profits.
- UT Football Disaster [00:29:00] — Extended discussion of Texas’s humiliating 38-3 loss to Notre Dame. Dale diagnoses the problem as entirely the offensive line, criticizes starting QB Tyrone Swoopes for going 1-9 his senior year of high school, and predicts a historically bad season ahead.
- Beer Sales at UT Stadium [00:31:00] — News clip announces beer will be sold at Texas Memorial Stadium starting with the Rice game. Dale mocks the weak news reporting about DUI statistics and the inclusion of an underage student in the story.
- Kim Davis and Twitter Trolling [00:40:00] — Dale discusses his Sunday night Twitter trolling of tea party accounts about Kim Davis. He argues she’s in jail for contempt of court, not religious beliefs, and should quit her job if it conflicts with her religion. Calls out her hypocrisy given her two children out of wedlock.
- Creepy Car Story [00:43:00] — Dale explains being late due to a suspicious car in the station parking lot that made him fear being robbed. He waited in his car and pulled into handicapped spaces to make a quick escape into the building.
Quotes
The FM is my priority. The minute the AM gets in the way, I’m out of there.
Dale Dudley [00:21:00]
All you have to do is watch the offensive line. When 350-pound guys get thrown down, the game is over.
Dale Dudley [00:33:00]
She’s not in jail for her religious beliefs. She’s in jail for contempt of court.
Dale Dudley [00:42:00]
Part 2: Austin Crime Blotter
Dale presents Austin Crime Blotter featuring two local crime stories: a pizza thief caught with sauce on his face at Gatti’s, and a man arrested for bringing 31 pounds of marijuana through Austin’s airport. The segment evolves into Dale announcing his new show on KLBJ AM starting Monday at 2pm, followed by discussions about his Ikea shopping trip, cargo shorts being out of style, and San Antonio crime stories including high school football players attacking a referee.
Segments
- Austin Crime Blotter Introduction [00:00:00] — Dale introduces a new segment called Austin Crime Blotter using vintage Highway Patrol theme music to discuss crimes from Labor Day weekend.
- Pizza Thief Story [00:01:18] — A man was arrested for jumping the counter at Gatti’s Pizza on Guadalupe Street and stealing pizza slices. He was caught with tomato sauce on his face and jeans, charged with felony theft despite the pizza being worth only $9.99.
- Airport Marijuana Bust [00:04:45] — Dale discusses a 24-year-old man arrested at Austin-Bergstrom Airport trying to bring 31 pounds of vacuum-sealed marijuana from Denver in his luggage. A narcotics dog flagged the bag.
- Dale’s KLBJ AM Show Announcement [00:09:00] — Dale reveals he’ll be doing a one-hour test show on KLBJ AM 590 starting Monday from 2-3pm, called ‘Rational Radio’ or ‘The Rational Radio Hour,’ with Chuy (Eric Alderete) as his producer. He discusses meetings with management and their concerns about him potentially trashing the station.
- Rude Customer Video [00:14:29] — The hosts watch and discuss a viral video of a woman berating workers at a kabob restaurant about peppers, then running into a door. Matt questions if it’s real or staged for viral fame.
- Fire Extinguisher Teacher Video [00:17:44] — Bob shares a video from Holland of a teacher allegedly using a fire extinguisher on a sleeping student.
- New Fox 7 Anchor Discussion [00:18:41] — Dale discusses Fox 7 hiring Rebecca Thomas as their new anchor, making jokes about the station’s hiring of attractive anchors and referencing their past Journalistic Integrity contest.
- KLBJ AM Show Details [00:21:09] — Dale provides more details about his new afternoon show, explaining he’ll follow Rush Limbaugh on the conservative-leaning talk station and needs listener help.
- Ikea Shopping Trip [00:24:00] — Dale recounts his Labor Day trip to Ikea with his kids, discussing the crowds, accidentally promising to go to Walmart, and taking a photo of women getting pedicures at the Marble Falls Walmart.
- Cargo Shorts Debate [00:28:00] — After reading an article about cargo shorts being out of style, Dale defends wearing them despite feeling self-conscious at Ikea. The hosts discuss various outdated fashion items.
- San Antonio Crime Blotter [00:34:49] — Dale transitions to San Antonio crime stories, beginning with a man arrested for carving his name into a wall at the Alamo.
- Alamo Vandalism Story [00:37:28] — 22-year-old Julio Perez from Laredo was caught etching his name into the Monk’s Burial Room at the Alamo. The damage, roughly business card-sized, is valued at over $250,000.
- High School Football Attack [00:45:52] — The main San Antonio story: two John Jay High School football players deliberately attacked a referee during a game at Marble Falls, with one tackling him and another spearing him with his helmet. Dale and Bob express outrage that anyone would defend the players, who claimed the ref made racial slurs.
- San Antonio vs Austin Facebook Fight [00:54:04] — Dale reads humorous comments from a Facebook thread making fun of San Antonio after his ‘stay classy San Antonio’ post, including serious defenders and joking critics.
Recurring Bits
- Journalistic Integrity Bracket / Tournament [00:19:03] — Dale references last year’s integrity contest when discussing the new Fox 7 anchor, admitting ‘integrity’ actually meant the anchors were attractive.
Guests
- Chuy (Eric Alderete) (other) [00:09:00] — Comes in-studio to discuss being Dale’s producer for the new KLBJ AM show; Dale accidentally calls him out in front of management for repeating concerns about Dale potentially trashing the station
Quotes
Gatti’s has wanted to bust somebody for breaking the buffet rules for 100 years.
Dale Dudley [00:01:52]
A man should be able to steal food if he’s hungry.
Dale Dudley [00:02:56]
An hour goes by like that. I’m really going to need your help.
Dale Dudley [00:20:38]
They literally could have killed that dude.
Bob Fonseca [00:45:11]
Part 3: Bagged the Bacon
Part 3 focuses on Hannah Myers, an Austin resident appearing on ABC’s ‘Extreme Weight Loss’ that evening, discussing her dramatic transformation and marriage dynamics. The hosts also debate religious accommodation in the workplace, triggered by stories about a Muslim flight attendant refusing to serve alcohol and county clerk Kim Davis. Daniel Gallo returns from a two-week vacation in Canada, prompting discussion about his trip and vacation policies.
Segments
- Church Amphitheater Noise Complaint [00:00:01] — Discussion of Life Austin Church building an outdoor amphitheater on Highway 71, causing noise complaints from neighbors. Dale criticizes churches not paying taxes while operating entertainment venues.
- Hannah Myers Introduction [00:07:50] — Hannah Myers, friend of Dale’s wife Amanda, arrives in studio. She appears on ABC’s ‘Extreme Weight Loss’ that evening at 9pm, having lost significant weight from 310 pounds at 5’7".
- Marriage and Attraction Discussion [00:09:24] — Hosts question Hannah’s husband Matt about his attraction to larger women and how their marriage has adapted to her transformation. Hannah discusses her fears about whether he’d still be attracted to her after weight loss.
- Dale’s New Show Announcement [00:21:50] — Dale announces he’s accepted a one-hour show on sister station KLBJ-AM from 2-3pm weekdays, starting next month. He’s uncertain about content direction and worried about the schedule impact.
- Daniel’s Vacation Controversy [00:24:42] — The hosts discover Daniel took nearly two weeks off (Wednesday to the following Tuesday) without properly notifying them. Dale is clearly annoyed, repeatedly mumbling about it.
- Captain Higgins Crime Stoppers [00:43:29] — The show plays a dramatic Crime Stoppers video from Captain Higgins about a church burglary, featuring biblical language and threats to the perpetrator about riding ‘a pale horse.’
- Religious Accommodation Debate [00:49:50] — Discussion of a Muslim flight attendant fired for refusing to serve alcohol and comparisons to Kim Davis. Dale argues if you can’t do the job, don’t take it. Daniel mentions feeling bad about a clerk who bagged his bacon.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:34:46] — Dale mentions scheduling ‘People of the Neighborhood Uber for pickup trucks’ for prime time the next day at 7am
- The Sideshow [00:56:11] — Dale mentions they’ll continue discussion on the Sideshow podcast and references the live Sideshow from Cap City Comedy Club
Guests
- Hannah Myers (other) [00:07:50] — Austin resident appearing on ABC’s ‘Extreme Weight Loss’ that evening. Friend of Dale’s wife Amanda. Discussed her dramatic weight loss journey from 310 pounds and marriage dynamics with husband Matt.
- Matt Myers (other) [00:09:40] — Hannah’s husband, who had been in studio the previous week as an Audience of One. Discussed his attraction to his wife before and after her weight loss transformation.
Quotes
If Jesus came back and started handing out stuff to the homeless, a lot of people in churches would hunt him down
Dale Dudley [00:04:15]
If you loved me at my worst you deserve me at my best
Hannah Myers [00:12:53]
Out there where you dwell, you’ll cross a man like me, and I’ll be riding a pale horse
Captain Higgins [00:47:36]
Don’t do the job if you can’t do the job
Dale Dudley [00:53:47]