Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, September 16, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Head Lamps Are Cool
Dale discusses his second day filling in at KLBJ-AM, including getting into a tense political debate with a caller who used the word ‘sophistry’ and called him a ‘token liberal.’ He shares a story about mowing his lawn at night wearing a headlamp after his tire went flat, which becomes a running joke. The show also covers Travis County jail guards accidentally setting a cell on fire with an unauthorized pepper spray device they got as a freebie from a law enforcement trade show, and Dale shares memories of 1970s cocaine culture and paraphernalia advertised in magazines.
Segments
- Show Opening and Sam Levine Guest Promo [00:00:07] — Bob delivers the show intro, announcing actor Sam Levine as the in-studio guest later in the show.
- Dale Returns From AM Show [00:01:39] — Dale talks about being back on his regular show and feeling comfortable with the equipment again after struggling at the AM station.
- Called a Token Liberal and Coward [00:02:04] — Dale recounts being called names by a caller from Liberty Hill or Wimberly during his second day on the AM show, discussing a heated exchange about Trump, xenophobia, and the word ‘sophistry.’
- Low Tire Pressure Miracle [00:09:00] — Dale tells the story of discovering a flat tire, finding unexpected quarters in his car, and an air machine working despite missing a crucial part.
- Night Lawn Mowing with Headlamp [00:16:05] — Dale describes mowing his lawn until 9 PM wearing an Energizer headlamp with six settings, becoming disoriented in the dark and breathing dust.
- Travis County Jail Fire Story [00:24:48] — The show plays and discusses a news report about jail guards using an unauthorized pepper spray device that sparked a fire, injuring inmates.
- Baseball Fireworks Mishap [00:32:00] — Dale shares video of a Cleveland Indians employee accidentally setting off celebratory fireworks after the opposing team hit a home run.
- School Punishments and Jackfruit [00:34:17] — The hosts discuss old-school classroom punishments, with Daniel mentioning someone who had to kneel on a jackfruit.
- 1970s Cocaine Culture [00:35:47] — Dale discusses magazine ads for cocaine paraphernalia from the 1970s and shares personal stories about his past cocaine use and the bullet he threw away.
Guests
- Sam Levine (actor) [00:00:42] — Mentioned as upcoming in-studio guest, has not appeared yet in this part
Callers
- unnamed (Liberty Hill or Wimberly) [00:02:11] — Called Dale a ‘token liberal’ and ‘coward’ for his opinion on Trump supporters and xenophobia, used the word ‘sophistry’ Dale researched the word and defended himself on air, felt rattled but listeners said he won the exchange. Became a major talking point.
- unnamed [00:09:00] — Called to compliment Dale on handling the previous confrontational caller Supportive call that reassured Dale he handled the situation well
Quotes
I’m a coward? I am a left leaning centrist who’s following Rush Limbaugh for an hour. That’s brave.
Dale Dudley [00:05:20]
I bought one of those Energizer headband lights.
Dale Dudley [00:18:17]
Do you know what sophistry is? Cause I’m about to get you boy.
Dale Dudley [00:22:20]
Part 2: Parents Screw You Up
The hosts engage in a heated, sprawling discussion about how childhood and parenting shape adult problems. Dale becomes visibly upset when Matt cites research claiming parents are only responsible for 5% of a child’s personality, leading Dale to share personal stories of childhood abuse and trauma. The conversation touches on Carissa’s mother’s involvement in online gaming, Steve Patterson’s firing from UT, and MoPac construction delays. Sam Levine is expected to arrive later after criticizing Austin morning radio.
Segments
- Contest Winner and ACL Tickets [00:00:01] — Dale announces Connie Spivey won trivia about Romeo Rose, the only guest banned from the show. They’re giving away ACL and Lamont’s tickets.
- Bathroom Graffiti News Story [00:05:01] — Dale mocks KXAN for treating bathroom graffiti threatening police as major news, criticizing it as terrible journalism and creating comedy bits around it.
- Fail Army Ninja Videos [00:14:01] — Dale shares videos from Fail Army featuring a cartoon ninja added to clips of people falling and failing at stunts.
- Carissa’s Mother and Online Gaming [00:17:01] — Dale discovers Carissa’s mother was heavily involved in an online game, possibly contributing to her parents’ separation. This becomes a running joke throughout the segment.
- The 5% Debate Begins [00:19:01] — Matt claims research shows parents are only responsible for about 5% of a child’s personality. Dale strongly disagrees, becoming increasingly upset as the conversation continues.
- Dale Opens Up About Childhood Abuse [00:23:01] — Dale reveals personal details about childhood beatings, scars on his legs, living with an alcoholic mother, and being beaten until age 22, arguing this was far more than 5% of his problems.
- Trail Magic and Deflection [00:32:01] — Bob tries to lighten the mood by mentioning ‘trail magic’ and camping plans. The conversation shifts briefly before returning to childhood issues.
- MoPac Construction Delays [00:38:01] — Dale discusses how the MoPac improvement project won’t be finished until late 2016 due to worker shortages, drilling problems, and other issues. The $200 million project is severely behind schedule.
- Steve Patterson Portland Background [00:46:01] — They play audio from Portland columnist John Canzano warning about Steve Patterson’s history of firing people, creating paranoia, and disconnecting from fans during his Trailblazers tenure.
Guests
- Sam Levine (other) [00:19:45] — Actor scheduled to arrive around 8:30am after criticizing Austin morning radio, running late due to traffic. The hosts repeatedly reference his criticism throughout the segment.
Callers
- James [00:11:59] — Suggested checking security tapes for bathroom graffiti suspects Dale mocked him for repeating what they had already said sarcastically
- Cody [00:35:44] — Called to say the show makes his day and cracks him up Dale told him to repeat that to Sam Levine when he arrives
Text Line
- [00:45:19] Compared parents to car manufacturers, asking if manufacturers are only 5% responsible for car defects — read by Matt Bearden Matt defended his position, saying cars are not the same as people and pointing out other life factors beyond parents
Quotes
I’m scared to death every day I walk into this building.
Dale Dudley [00:26:58]
Maybe it’s the scars on the back of my legs from the belt. You want to see them?
Dale Dudley [00:30:42]
There’s nothing that man did that deserves five million dollars. Nothing.
Dale Dudley [00:51:02]
Part 3: Samm Levine
Actor Sam Levine visits the studio with co-stars Nick Rutherford and Avery Monson after tweeting that Austin morning radio needs to ‘step up its game.’ What follows is a playful confrontation where Dale defends the show while Sam ribs back with quotes from Dale’s previous on-air rants about him. The tension is good-natured throughout, ending with mutual respect. The show closes with a contest controversy when a caller claims Dale announced a giveaway that Dale doesn’t remember making—but the tape proves the caller right.
Segments
- Show opening and satellite dish debate [00:00:02] — The show opens with discussion of tacos, water, and fantasy football before Daniel sparks an argument about when the satellite dish outside was installed.
- Sam Levine arrives [00:07:00] — Actor Sam Levine enters with co-stars Nick Rutherford and Avery Monson. Dale immediately asks what station Sam was listening to when he tweeted his criticism.
- The confrontation begins [00:09:13] — Sam reads Dale’s on-air quotes attacking his career back to him, leading to playful sparring about ratings, IMDB credits, and what constitutes success in their respective fields.
- Common ground emerges [00:14:06] — The tension eases as they discuss Kevin Pollack’s podcast, Tarantino films, working with Brad Pitt, and shared insecurities in the entertainment industry.
- Crunch Time and Rooster Teeth [00:18:00] — Sam discusses the show he’s shooting in Austin for Rooster Teeth, a weekly live comedy show at Cold Towne Theater, and living in an Airbnb with the cast.
- Tarantino audition story [00:26:00] — Sam shares the story of auditioning for Inglourious Basterds, including Quentin’s unique process of acting scenes with auditioning actors and the no-cell-phone policy on set.
- Kevin Pollack’s Chat Show [00:34:00] — Discussion of Sam’s podcast with Kevin Pollack, guests like Tom Hanks and Larry David, and the collaborative nature of entertainment work.
- Mutual apologies [00:37:00] — Dale and Sam exchange apologies—Dale for attacking Sam’s career, Sam for criticizing a medium he doesn’t fully understand. They bond over classic rock and Led Zeppelin III.
- Sam departs, Dale plays classic rock [00:39:00] — After Sam leaves, Dale plays a Led Zeppelin song—a callback to Sam’s original complaint about lack of music. The hosts reflect on the exchange.
- Le Mans contest controversy [00:45:00] — A caller named Pete claims he texted a contest keyword Dale announced, but Dale insists he never announced it. The staff checks the audio and discovers Dale DID say it—Pete was right all along.
Guests
- Sam Levine (actor) [00:07:00] — In town shooting ‘Crunch Time’ for Rooster Teeth; came on after tweeting criticism of Austin morning radio. Known for Freaks and Geeks, Inglourious Basterds, co-hosts Kevin Pollack’s Chat Show podcast.
- Nick Rutherford (actor) [00:07:00] — Co-star on ‘Crunch Time,’ staying in Airbnb with cast, performing weekly live shows at Cold Towne Theater
- Avery Monson (actor) [00:07:00] — Co-star on ‘Crunch Time,’ it was his birthday during the visit
Callers
- Pete (regular) [00:47:00] — Claimed he texted contest keyword ‘Le Mans’ after Dale announced it at 7:19am, but Dale insisted he never announced a text contest After extended argument and checking the audio files, Pete was proven correct—Dale had announced the giveaway and forgotten. Pete won Le Mans race passes for himself and his daughter.
Quotes
What’s it called? Never Been Seen? That’s tough talk for the 35th largest market.
Dale Dudley [00:09:33]
How is that different from you not being on satellite radio with a $500 million contract?
Sam Levine [00:16:29]
Whose team are you on, bitch?
Carissa Jade [00:21:18]
I’ve just become an insult machine on a radio show.
Dale Dudley [00:33:06]
I apologize for being alive.
Dale Dudley [00:36:32]