Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, June 20, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Monday Morning
The Monday morning show opens with technical difficulties – Dale has the ‘blue screen of death’ on his computer. The hosts discuss Bob’s wife’s birthday party over the weekend, where Dale met some of Bob’s wealthy friends. They also discuss Dale’s failed diet attempt, Anton Yelchin’s death, Carissa’s boyfriend (referred to as ‘man bun guy’), and Daniel’s potential trip to Iran, which everyone strongly advises against. The segment includes discussions of polygraph tests, a 20-year grudge with Pauly Shore, and various international travel stories.
Segments
- Show Open and Technical Issues [00:00:02] — Dale opens the show dealing with computer problems – the blue screen of death. Last week Daniel had similar issues.
- Bob’s Wife’s Birthday Party [00:01:50] — The hosts discuss Bob’s wife’s birthday party over the weekend, where Dale met several of Bob’s wealthy friends including someone he refers to by initials (SW).
- Diet Failures [00:03:14] — Dale announces he’s withdrawing from Diet ATX commercials because he’s completely failed, eating Cheetos and drinking all weekend after only five days.
- Anton Yelchin’s Death [00:12:56] — Matt brings up the death of Star Trek actor Anton Yelchin, age 27, who was killed when his own car rolled backwards and pinned him. The cast discusses the tragedy.
- Worst AM Show Ever [00:15:46] — Dale declares Friday’s AM show the worst ever because technical issues prevented them from playing prepared clips.
- Dog Mauling Story [00:16:58] — Dale discusses a woman who was killed by dogs while serving papers in Austin, and how Daniel took the story hard. Dale recounts being yelled at years ago for doing a mauling story on air.
- Man Bun Guy Returns [00:23:47] — The show returns to discussing Carissa’s boyfriend after receiving another surveillance photo of him with his hair in a man bun. Carissa defends him while Dale and Bob tease.
- Iran Trip Warning [00:36:11] — The hosts strongly advise Daniel not to go to Iran with his wife, warning about the dangers for Americans. Daniel’s wife wants to visit but the hosts fear he could be detained.
- Georgetown Dinner [00:37:05] — Dale recounts having dinner with Police Chief Art Acevedo in Georgetown, noting how expensive it was and how beautiful downtown Georgetown has become.
- International Travel Stories [00:41:53] — The hosts count how many countries they’ve visited. Dale has been to 14 countries. The conversation turns to dangerous trips to Mexico including Juarez.
- Pauly Shore Grudge Teaser [00:45:56] — Dale refuses to give away Pauly Shore tickets, revealing the show has a 20-year grudge with him that was never resolved, unlike their reconciliation with Rob Schneider.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:05:06] — Bob mentions he missed a sideshow episode while traveling to Milwaukee for a wedding
Music
- Tony Carey — First day of summer song tradition – the show plays Tony Carey every year to start summer
Quotes
What would Monday be without more things broken in the control room?
Dale Dudley [00:01:13]
I am going to withdraw from the last diet ATX commercials. I am a failure.
Dale Dudley [00:03:31]
The people of Iran, they’re like young hipsters. Iranians love Americans. It’s the government that does not.
Daniel Gallo [00:39:06]
Part 2: Racist Jokes
Dale and the crew explore politically incorrect vintage TV and comedy, sparked by a story about Indian raids in 1840s Austin and escalating into clips from ‘F Troop’ and Jerry Lewis doing racist Asian caricatures. The segment veers through discussions of social media vigilantes (a man berating a breastfeeding mother at Target), equipment failures, Dale’s Candy Crush addiction, and the infamous unreleased Jerry Lewis film ‘The Day the Clown Cried.’ The tone is dark comedy mixed with genuine discomfort at how casual racism was in mid-century entertainment.
Segments
- Equipment failures [00:00:00] — Dale’s hotkeys and bed audio won’t fire off; he rants about radio automation problems dating back to the 1970s.
- Europe phone bill arrives [00:01:43] — Dale reveals his phone bill came in at $425 after his wife kept her data on during their trip. He’s surprisingly calm about it.
- Under Five Film Festival sponsors [00:03:12] — Dale announces Synetics camera gear company as a $2,500 sponsor, bringing the festival total to $6,500 toward a $10,000 goal.
- Target breastfeeding confrontation [00:06:20] — Dale plays video of an older man berating a woman for breastfeeding in a Target Starbucks area. The man becomes aggressive and demands a refund.
- Bob’s genetic theory [00:14:22] — Bob half-jokes that discomfort with sexuality might be genetic and someday society will have to accept these people too.
- Walmart fireworks fire [00:17:31] — Dale shows video of a massive fireworks fire inside a Walmart that sells fireworks.
- Dale’s Candy Crush addiction [00:18:10] — Dale confesses he’s so addicted to Candy Soda Crush he can’t write his overdue Austin Monthly column. He got caught cheating by advancing the iPad clock and was locked out for 256 hours.
- Cruise talk [00:20:43] — Dale mentions writing about the cruise and his friendship with Tim. He’s now a ‘cruiser’ with his gold pin.
- 1842 Austin Indian raid story [00:24:25] — Dale reads from a book about Indians kidnapping two children on West Pecan Street (6th Street) in 1842 Austin. The girl was killed, the boy held for 18 months.
- F Troop clips begin [00:30:00] — Matt starts singing the F Troop theme. Dale plays clips from the 1960s sitcom featuring stereotypical Native American portrayals and a comedy premise about genocide.
- The Hekawi tribe origin joke [00:34:45] — They play the infamous F Troop bit explaining the tribe name: ‘Where the heck are we?’
- Daniel Boone caller [00:37:37] — Caller Myra claims her relative was kidnapped by Indians and rescued by Daniel Boone. Bob jokes about ‘underage diddling.’
- Blarney Stone revelation [00:42:58] — Dale learns from Netflix that kissing the Blarney Stone requires climbing 200+ stairs and leaning backward over a castle wall.
- Brazilian men confronted by racist woman [00:44:00] — Dale plays video of a woman in a ‘Respect the Earth’ Native American shirt calling two Brazilian men ‘terrorists’ while they film near an airport.
- The Day the Clown Cried [00:47:25] — Dale discusses Jerry Lewis’s unreleased 1972 film about a clown leading children to gas chambers. 30 minutes have leaked online.
- Jerry Lewis racist Asian bits [00:50:58] — The crew searches for and plays multiple clips of Jerry Lewis doing buck-toothed, eye-pulling Asian caricatures from the 1950s-80s. Carissa does an impression and Daniel points out it’s specifically Japanese.
- Asian cosmetic surgery sidebar [00:56:28] — Daniel mentions Asian women gluing eyelids to look white. The crew trades increasingly absurd ‘I’ll go you one further’ statements.
Callers
- Jason [00:23:50] — How to cheat at Candy Crush by resetting the clock Dale cuts him off, saying he already deleted the app and doesn’t need more cheating secrets
- John [00:35:10] — Native American heritage and wanting to talk about ‘how Caucasian people were really evil’ Dale mocks him for talking too slowly on the radio and hangs up quickly
- Myra [00:36:27] — Claims her ancestor was kidnapped by Indians and rescued by Daniel Boone Dale is skeptical (‘come on, Daniel Boone’), Bob jokes about ‘underage diddling,’ call ends awkwardly
Quotes
I cannot understand how that would be offensive to anyone.
Dale Dudley [00:06:32]
When we start defending that you can’t make fun of the stupid, the show is over.
Dale Dudley [00:15:37]
I don’t remember jonesing for anything like this. It is the most addictive thing I’ve ever done.
Dale Dudley [00:18:41]
There was a comedy about the genocide of millions of people.
Bob Fonseca [00:32:02]
Part 3: Goofy Videos
This part covers a wide range of topics: the hosts discuss Pauly Shore and Matt’s past experience featuring for him, watch goofy viral videos including news bloopers and a drunk man urinating, explore a trailer for the documentary ‘Tickled’ about competitive endurance tickling, and give away WWE tickets. The conversation meanders through social media habits, a side-boob wardrobe incident, and various sponsor reads.
Segments
- Under Five Film Festival Announcement [00:00:00] — Dale announces the Under Five Film Festival scheduled for August 31st at Alamo Drafthouse with $6,000 first prize, discussing sponsorships from companies like Cinetics, Audi South Austin, and others.
- Pauly Shore History [00:05:42] — Dale and Bob recount being snubbed by Pauly Shore’s management in the 90s after waiting until 1 AM to introduce him at a club. Matt shares his story of featuring for Shore at Cap City, where Shore didn’t recognize him and told him to get in line with paying fans.
- Carolina Reaper Vaping Video [00:14:28] — The hosts watch a video of a man who vapes, snorts, and puts Carolina Reaper pepper powder in his eyes, then vomits and walks out into snow.
- Side Boob Saturday Story [00:23:11] — Dale tells about his wife buying a Spanish lace jumper at Barcelona airport that showed too much side boob, and how he convinced her not to wear it by asking her to show her dad.
- News Bloopers May 2016 [00:33:59] — The show watches a compilation of news fails including reporters being hit by horses, misspeaking, technical difficulties, and spider freak-outs.
- Drunk Peeing Fail Video [00:46:33] — The hosts watch footage from France of an extremely drunk man urinating between cars who then falls directly into his own puddle of urine multiple times.
- Tickled Documentary Trailer [00:50:02] — They discover and watch the trailer for ‘Tickled,’ an HBO documentary about competitive endurance tickling that turns into a dark thriller about exploitation and harassment. The film is coming to Alamo Drafthouse on July 8th.
- Competitive Tickling Videos [00:56:36] — The hosts explore actual competitive tickling videos on YouTube, discussing the strange phenomenon and debating whether it’s legitimate or erotic.
- CJ’s Projects and Personal Life [00:58:21] — CJ mentions being behind on projects and the show being a ‘cock block,’ leading to teasing about his personal life.
- WWE Ticket Giveaway Setup [01:00:08] — Dale sets up a week-long countdown giveaway for WWE Smackdown tickets, starting with fifth row and working up to first row by Friday.
Quotes
Line, brah. There’s a line.
Matt Bearden [00:06:47]
If you feel comfortable wearing that, go show your dad right now.
Dale Dudley [00:23:01]
God damn, this show is such a cock block.
CJ Morgan [00:58:57]