Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, August 17, 2016
This Show
Part 2: Spit your spit
The show returns from vacation with Dale fresh from shoulder surgery. The hosts receive Ancestry DNA kits and spend an extended segment on-air spitting into collection tubes, discussing the process in exhaustive detail. Pop Cop delivers celebrity news jokes. Animal Cavalcade features a squirrel with a cup on its head, a praying mantis with parasitic worms, fire ants surviving floods (‘antses’), and a baboon throwing feces at children. Daniel reveals he built a moat for his cat to keep ants away from its food bowl.
Segments
- Opening – Catching Up After Vacation [00:00:01] — Dale returns from vacation and shoulder surgery, mentions Texas Orthopedics, discusses various show business including film festival concerns and ticket sales.
- Pop Cop Returns [00:01:06] — Matt delivers Pop Cop segment with jokes about Kendall Jenner’s stalker, The Game and Kardashians, Kim Kardashian’s book, Katy Perry’s shoes, Fuller House and the Olsen twins, Trump’s tax returns, Mary Todd Lincoln’s death, beer and psoriasis, and iPhone 7 waterproofing.
- The Big Sweep [00:04:31] — Hosts attempt to organize sound effects on the board, discuss Daniel’s organizational system for buttons, and debate where to find Animal Cavalcade on the pages.
- Birthday Gift Exchange [00:11:02] — Bob gives Dale a Sonny James notebook from the Country Music Hall of Fame. Dale distributes vacation souvenir socks to everyone: spam socks for Daniel, Taco Tuesday socks for Matt, ‘too sexy to be 60’ socks for Bob, and coloring socks for Carissa.
- Australian Coincidence Story [00:16:05] — Dale tells story about visiting Australian friend Chris Kane in Vail and ‘Land Down Under’ playing on the radio at that exact moment.
- Ancestry DNA Kit Opening – Extended Segment [00:19:00] — Hosts spend considerable time opening Ancestry DNA kits, reading instructions, and filling collection tubes with saliva. Much confusion about the process, with Daniel having excessive foam in his tube. Bob completes his registration first while others struggle.
- Animal Cavalcade Begins [00:34:24] — Series of animal rescue videos including ‘Old Cuphead’ the squirrel with a cup stuck on its head rescued by police in Enfield, Connecticut.
- Praying Mantis Parasite Video [00:35:19] — Disturbing video of praying mantis being dipped in water to extract enormous parasitic worms from its body, prompting concerns from cast about what might be inside their own bodies.
- Louisiana Flood Dog Rescue [00:37:48] — Man uses air mattress to rescue dachshunds from flooding, but hosts notice he appears to be a breeder with many dogs, diminishing the heroism of the story.
- Dog Rescue from Pit in India [00:39:54] — Video of dog rescued from deep pit or well in India, with discussion of the depth and the smell.
- Canadian Border Security Discussion [00:45:06] — Dale describes watching 10 episodes of Canadian border patrol show, explains strict rules about bringing food and DWI records, mentions drug-sniffing dogs and swab testing.
- Chris Waters Realty Sponsor Read [00:48:21] — Dale delivers live read for Chris Waters Realty featuring success story of Melody’s Round Rock home sale.
- Baboon Throws Feces at Children [00:48:30] — Video of baboon at questionable zoo throwing feces through fence at children who were throwing things at it. Dad curses, girl gets feces on her face.
- Fire Ants Surviving Flood – ‘Antses’ [00:51:38] — Dale’s favorite video of the day: Louisiana man narrating fire ants forming floating raft in flood waters, repeatedly calling them ‘antses.’ Explains how bottom layer dies to keep queen and eggs alive on top.
- Daniel’s Cat Moat Invention [00:52:58] — Daniel reveals he built a moat (water-filled baking pan) around his cat’s food bowl to prevent ants from reaching it. Hosts discuss marketing potential.
- Oddball Comedy Festival Giveaway [00:54:56] — Instructions to text ‘odd’ to win tickets to Oddball Comedy Festival at Austin 360 Amphitheater on September 24th.
- Caller with Ant Solution [00:55:23] — Caller Kathy suggests using Vaseline on outside of food dish to prevent ants, alternative to Daniel’s moat method.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:06] — Matt delivers celebrity news jokes about Kardashians, Trump, Fuller House, and iPhone 7
- Animal Cavalcade [00:34:24] — Extended segment featuring squirrel rescue, praying mantis parasites, flood dog rescues, baboon throwing feces, and fire ants forming rafts
Callers
- Kathy (regular) [00:55:23] — Alternative solution for Daniel’s ant problem using Vaseline on food dish Brief call offering helpful advice, Dale mentions waiting for her card
Quotes
Look close at them antses. They sitting on top of the dead ones.
Unknown (Louisiana man in video) [00:51:38]
Could you put up pictures of Leo DiCaprio, please? I need my mouth to water.
Matt Bearden [00:23:58]
Oh, because this last five minutes has been such compelling radio.
Bob Fonseca [00:33:38]
Part 3: Friendship and Films
Dale returns from Colorado vacation and discusses marijuana experiences with ‘rug burn’ strain, anxiety about the Under-5 Film Festival entry count (which turns out to be 32, not 7), and birthday celebrations. The show devolves into extended ‘dump button rodeo’ bits while playing a road rage video of an angry driver confronting a cyclist. Cast discusses fantasy football, Ancestry.com DNA kits, and engages in extended inside jokes.
Segments
- Film Festival Deadline Discussion [00:00:04] — Discussion about Under-5 Film Festival deadline and ticket sales starting tomorrow. Dale initially worried about low entry count.
- Bob Fills In on News Radio [00:01:02] — Dale jokes about Bob filling in for him on KLBJ-FM Newsradio 590 at 2pm, mentions Bob wears collared shirts and khakis to fit in.
- Running Into High School Friend in Colorado [00:01:27] — Dale tells story of randomly encountering close high school friend Laura Pikey in Breckenridge while walking out of a sock store.
- Abandoned Marijuana in Rental Properties [00:04:00] — Dale explains how Colorado rental property owners find abandoned marijuana left by guests who can’t fly home with it.
- Trying Different Marijuana Strains [00:04:46] — Dale recounts going to Breckenridge Cannabis Club and being sold ‘rug burn’ strain, the weakest available after previous strain gave him panic attacks.
- Airport Security and Denver Flights [00:08:00] — Discussion about not flying with marijuana and how airport police allegedly target Denver flights at Austin-Bergstrom.
- Rug Burn Effects [00:11:00] — Dale describes mild dissociative experience on rug burn, feeling disconnected from his wife while watching Olympics.
- OK2Say Mental Health PSA [00:12:48] — Dale mentions filming PSA for ok2say.org about mental health stigma, joining Mayor Adler, Chief Acevedo and Mark Cuban in campaign.
- Birthday Food from Pluckers [00:14:00] — Pluckers brings wings, chips and cookies for Matt’s birthday. Discussion of upcoming wing-eating contest at Austin Chronicle Hot Sauce Festival.
- Surprise Guests Tomorrow [00:18:00] — Dale teases two surprise guests for tomorrow’s show, one being someone from Dale’s past he’s wanted to talk to.
- Professional Joint Roller Video [00:22:00] — Hosts watch news segment about artist who makes elaborate artistic joints (M16, ice cream cone, taco shapes) selling for thousands of dollars.
- Ancestry.com DNA Kits [00:23:00] — Carissa sealed her Ancestry.com box without putting sample inside. Cast discusses expectations for DNA results, Dale’s Native American heritage claims.
- Film Festival Update – 32 Entries [00:31:00] — Daniel reveals they have 32 film entries, not just 7, relieving Dale’s anxiety. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 8am at Alamo Drafthouse.
- Daniel’s Port Aransas Trip [00:32:00] — Daniel discusses Port Aransas beach trip with friend Madeline, discovering old acid in swimming trunks, realizing he wants a life partner.
- Road Rage Video and Dump Button Rodeo [00:41:00] — Extended segment playing road rage video of angry surfer confronting cyclist, with hosts repeatedly hitting dump button on profanity creating chaotic audio.
- Nest Stick Discussion [00:48:00] — Bob mentions borrowing his dad’s ‘nest stick’ (telescopic mirror) to look at baby birds. Hosts search Amazon for various phrases.
- Fantasy Football League [00:53:00] — Discussion of fantasy football league entry fee ($100), Dale’s wife needs female players for her league ($75 entry).
Recurring Bits
- Trump Dump [00:18:44] — Referenced but not fully executed, saved for later
Callers
- unnamed [00:41:00] — Called in trying to get on air by complimenting Daniel Daniel immediately recognized the tactic and the caller was not put through to Dale
Quotes
He said, this is the weakest of the lot. I said, what is this one called? He called rug burn.
Dale Dudley [00:06:01]
I wonder what this lady who I don’t know thinks, who’s pretending to be my wife, and she’s a total fraud.
Dale Dudley [00:11:20]
See this? This means you’re a dead man walking.
Guest (road rage driver) [00:44:09]
If there wasn’t any witnesses, you know what I’d do to you? I’d pull Trump on you.
Guest (road rage driver) [00:52:19]