Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, August 24, 2016
This Show
Part 1: MAN-o-pause
Dale discusses male menopause symptoms, excessive sweating, and contemplating testosterone treatment with Dr. Shaw later in the show. The hosts review Pitchfork’s ‘200 Best Songs of the 1970s’ list, growing increasingly frustrated with what they see as contrarian picks by millennials. Matt reveals he quit caffeine cold turkey and feels dramatically better. Dale shares memories of his late brother, taking steroids in the 90s, and setting boundaries with movie publicists.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:16] — Matt Bearden delivers the show introduction, noting Daniel Gallo is on vacation and CJ Morgan is handling the internet.
- Italy Earthquake and Personal Stories [00:01:51] — Dale mentions the earthquake in Italy, discusses his failed attempt to read a western novel, and shares memories of his brother and the Rolling Stones.
- Missing His Brother [00:04:02] — Dale reflects on not having his brother to celebrate career achievements with, including meeting Cheech Marin and getting him Rolling Stones backstage passes.
- 60 Days In Discussion [00:07:02] — Dale talks about watching the reality show ’60 Days In’ (initially calls it ’30 Days in a Hole’) and contemplating learning to fight.
- Male Menopause Symptoms [00:08:11] — Dale describes severe night sweats and other symptoms. The crew looks up male menopause (andropause) symptoms and he checks off many of them.
- Matt Quits Caffeine [00:09:00] — Matt reveals he quit caffeine cold turkey, experienced withdrawal flu, and now feels dramatically better – sleeping well and no longer irritable with his family.
- Dr. Shaw Upcoming Segment [00:11:14] — Dale announces Dr. Shaw will be on at 9 o’clock to discuss testosterone and male health issues.
- Chromecast Purchase and Walmart Story [00:12:18] — Dale describes going to buy a Chromecast at the Leander Walmart, making observations about the customers there.
- Movie Publicist Email [00:16:40] — Dale shares an email he sent to publicists about Chris Klein interview, setting strict boundaries about no entourage, adequate time, and control over the interview.
- 90s Steroids Story [00:20:26] — Dale reveals he took Mexican veterinary steroids in the 90s, worked out for two weeks, then just took steroids without exercising, believes it altered his metabolism.
- Pitchfork’s 200 Best Songs of the 1970s [00:27:54] — The crew begins reviewing Pitchfork’s list, immediately frustrated by obscure picks ranking higher than classics like Stevie Wonder’s ‘Superstition’ at number 59.
- Debating the List [00:32:00] — Heated debate over picks including Kraftwerk’s ‘Trans Europe Express’ at 19, Patti Smith’s ‘Gloria’ at 20, and various Joni Mitchell selections.
- Bob’s Lost Springsteen Album [00:42:00] — Discussion of Bob’s lost rare Springsteen promo album that may be worth thousands, which they discussed on The Sideshow.
- Top 10 Revealed [00:43:00] — Growing frustration as Joy Division appears at number 10, Television’s ‘Marquis Moon’ at 7, and Prince’s ‘I Want to Be Your Lover’ at 6.
Music
- Patti Smith – Gloria — played and critiqued from Pitchfork list
- Kraftwerk – Trans Europe Express — played and mocked as number 19 on list
- Al Green – Let’s Stay Together — played and praised, Dale calls it a ‘panty dropper’
- Fleetwood Mac – Dreams — discussed from list at number 9
- Prince – I Want to Be Your Lover — played from list at number 7
Quotes
Nobody to celebrate with
Dale Dudley [00:04:02]
I haven’t yelled at my kids once
Matt Bearden [00:09:48]
No publicists in the room
Dale Dudley [00:17:04]
It had a picture of a cow on the bottle
Dale Dudley [00:20:59]
This is rubbing one out is what this is
Dale Dudley [00:36:05]
Part 2: TRUMP IN AUSTIN
The show continues its discussion of Pitchfork’s ‘200 Best Songs of the 1970s’ list, with the hosts becoming increasingly frustrated by the choices (including Kate Bush’s ‘Wuthering Heights’ at #5, Donna Summer’s ‘I Feel Love’ at #4, and Bowie’s ‘Life on Mars’ at #1). The conversation shifts to Donald Trump’s rally in Austin the previous night, including discussion of Rob Morrow being dragged out, traffic issues, and listener Jeff’s firsthand account of attending. The final segment features Dale playing and mocking clips of Glenn Beck claiming to be ‘God’s watchman’ and Alex Jones suggesting Obama has demon possession because flies land on him, which Dale identifies as racist dog-whistling.
Segments
- Pitchfork List Debate Continues [00:00:00] — Hosts continue arguing over Pitchfork’s top songs of the 1970s, including Baker Street, band selections, and Bob’s visceral reactions to certain songs.
- Kate Bush at Number Five [00:05:04] — The hosts react with disbelief to Kate Bush’s ‘Wuthering Heights’ being ranked #5, with Dale saying he’s never heard the song in his life.
- Top Three Countdown [00:11:05] — The reveal of the top three songs: #3 Marvin Gaye ‘What’s Going On’, #2 Michael Jackson ‘Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough’, #1 David Bowie ‘Life on Mars’.
- Post-Pitchfork Discussion [00:19:16] — Discussion about potentially creating their own top ten lists and debate about what makes a song the ‘best’ versus most popular.
- 105-Year-Old Woman’s Birthday Wish [00:21:02] — Story about a 105-year-old woman in England who requested sexy firefighters for her birthday, leading to discussion about nursing homes.
- Hot Sauce Hot Tub Video [00:24:28] — The hosts watch and react to a video of someone filling a hot tub with hot sauce and getting in, with Carissa sharing stories about hot sauce injuries.
- Trump Rally Coverage Begins [00:28:43] — Transition to discussing Trump’s Austin rally from the previous night, including Morning Joe coverage comparing Austin to Oslo.
- Social Media Blocking Spree [00:32:02] — Discussion of Carissa’s Facebook blocking spree after posting about Trump causing traffic delays, where she blocked 40+ people.
- Rob Morrow Dragged from Rally [00:37:33] — Video and discussion of Rob Morrow (Travis County Republican Party head) being removed from Trump rally for holding a controversial sign.
- Jeff’s Rally Report [00:44:33] — Caller Jeff provides firsthand account of attending the Trump rally, describing it as ‘absolute madness’ and taking nearly three hours to get home.
- Rally Cost and Impact [00:50:30] — Discussion of the $100,000 cost in traffic delays and police overtime for Trump’s visit, with debate about whether this is reasonable.
- Glenn Beck’s Watchman Speech [00:52:51] — Dale plays clips of Glenn Beck claiming to be ‘God’s watchman’ and discussing his religious duty to warn people, mocking his self-importance.
- Alex Jones Demon Possession Theory [00:57:03] — Extended segment playing Alex Jones clips suggesting Obama has demon possession because flies land on him, which Dale identifies as racist dog-whistling and calls out Alex for ‘whoring himself out’ to Trump.
Callers
- Lance [00:19:16] — Suggested Bee Gees should be on the 1970s list Brief call agreeing that if Donna Summer made the list, the Bee Gees should have too
- Jeff [00:44:33] — Attended Trump rally and reported on the experience Provided detailed firsthand account of the rally atmosphere, crowd, and massive traffic delays. Said he recorded conversations outside and would post them to the show page. Dale praised the call as rational.
Music
- Jerry Rafferty — Baker Street discussed as potential top 70s song
- Wings — Band on the Run debated as omission from list
- Kate Bush — Wuthering Heights played and mocked as #5 song
- Donna Summer — I Feel Love discussed as #4 on list
- Marvin Gaye — What’s Going On ranked #3
- Michael Jackson — Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough ranked #2
- David Bowie — Life on Mars ranked #1, video played and discussed
Quotes
The wrong one died – total joke, no one should die except the people of Pitchfork
Dale Dudley [00:02:35]
I’m now blocking anyone who does not make me feel good
Carissa Jade [00:36:59]
Your protest is your vote. You’re not changing anybody’s mind.
Dale Dudley [00:47:29]
What is being a whore like really where you’ve just whored yourself completely out
Dale Dudley [00:58:52]
Part 3: Male Probs
Part 3 of the August 24, 2016 show features Dr. Koushik Shaw for an extended men’s health segment focusing on urological issues. The show opens with discussion about a UT study on women having ‘backup plans’ in relationships, then transitions to Dr. Shaw taking calls about testicular pain, prostate issues, erectile dysfunction, and other urological concerns. Dale reveals he’s experiencing night sweats, hot flashes, and new body odor, prompting Dr. Shaw to recommend hormonal testing. The segment generates the best caller response they’ve ever had for this recurring bit.
Segments
- Show Promo and Film Festival Plug [00:00:05] — Dale promotes his afternoon show and the film festival on August 31st, plus mentions donations for Denham Springs flood relief at Sugar Mommies in Georgetown.
- Google Image Search Joke [00:01:01] — Listener Tommy Clark points out that searching ‘Alex Jones Dripping Springs’ brings up a photo of Dale’s exposed chest (his ‘boo’) as the 16th image result.
- Carissa’s Dog Care Routine [00:03:43] — Carissa reveals she uses water hoses in her apartment complex to clean her dog Stevie’s bottom and feeds the dog scrambled eggs and grilled chicken instead of dog food.
- Trevor Name Slip [00:05:54] — The hosts accidentally almost reveal Carissa’s boyfriend’s first name on air, leading to jokes about protecting his identity.
- UT Study on Women’s Backup Plans [00:09:15] — Discussion of University of Texas research suggesting women are genetically predisposed to have backup relationship plans before leaving partners, leading to caller input on the topic.
- Dr. Shaw Arrives – Dale’s Health Concerns [00:20:27] — Dr. Koushik Shaw joins the show. Dale describes experiencing night sweats, hot flashes, new body odor, grumpiness, and irritability. Dr. Shaw recommends hormonal panel testing including testosterone, thyroid, and estrogen levels.
- Vasectomy History and Listener Impact [00:25:01] — Matt mentions the historic on-air dual vasectomy segment with Dale and Bob. Dr. Shaw notes a listener drove from Houston specifically to see him because he heard about him on the show.
- Mike’s Testicular Pain Call [00:28:11] — First caller Mike describes intense burning sensation in testicles. Dr. Shaw explains ultrasound findings of cyst and varicocele, plus prostatitis diagnosis and treatment with Cipro antibiotics.
- Illegal Testosterone Use [00:31:25] — Caller Matt, 31, describes using trenbolone acetate and sustanone (bull testosterone) for bodybuilding, now experiencing night sweats and odor. Dr. Shaw warns about testicular shutdown and fertility risks.
- Testicular Self-Exam Education [00:35:07] — Caller Jack asks about ultrasound necessity after epididymitis. Dr. Shaw teaches proper testicular self-examination technique and explains testicular cancer risk factors for men 15-35.
- Penis Mole Concern [00:39:02] — Caller Tony describes a growing, irregularly-shaped mole on the shaft of his uncircumcised penis. Dr. Shaw recommends examination.
- Truck Driver ED and Lifestyle [00:40:08] — Caller Jeff, 52-year-old truck driver with 2-3 million lifetime miles, discusses declining libido and occasional need for ‘blue pills’. Dr. Shaw discusses how ED can be early warning sign of cardiovascular disease.
- 21-Year-Old Prostate Pain [00:44:00] — Caller Garrett, who previously had varicocele surgery with Dr. Shaw, reports new prostate discomfort. Notes ejaculation is ‘the best part of my day’ with no pain during.
- Blood in Semen [00:48:33] — 50-year-old caller Steve reports one-time occurrence of blood in ejaculate six months prior. Dr. Shaw recommends examination and PSA test to rule out prostate cancer despite likely infection cause.
- Premature Ejaculation Call [00:51:48] — Final caller Cameron describes PTSD and lasting only 2-3 minutes. Dr. Shaw explains psychological component and offers treatment options.
- Dale’s Additional Symptoms [00:53:01] — Dale reveals he’s getting up to urinate twice per night. Dr. Shaw agrees to have his nurse contact Dale for blood work and examination.
Guests
- Dr. Koushik Shaw (expert) [00:20:27] — Urologist from Austin Urology Institute. Long-time show friend who performed on-air vasectomies on Dale and Bob. Takes listener calls about urological health issues for extended segment.
Callers
- Glenn [00:14:29] — Planned escape from relationship using storage unit to move belongings gradually Confirmed the UT study finding about women having backup plans, though not a backup mate
- Paul [00:15:23] — Wife left him for ex high school boyfriend she reconnected with on Facebook Shocking revelation that both ex-wife and her new boyfriend later died – she from leukemia, he from liver failure waiting for transplant
- Becca [00:16:41] — Millennial perspective on women having backup plans as financial independence rather than relationship strategy Cut short by Dale who wanted to focus on genetic predisposition angle
- Anna [00:17:51] — Women unconsciously forming friendships with men as possible backups due to caveman evolutionary roots Wrapped up the relationship topic discussion before Dr. Shaw segment
- Mike [00:28:13] — Intense burning sensation in testicles, found to have cyst and varicocele, diagnosed with prostatitis Dr. Shaw confirmed treatment plan with Cipro antibiotics and recommended Advil and yogurt
- Matt [00:31:25] — Illegal testosterone use (trenbolone acetate and sustanone) causing night sweats and body odor after stopping Dr. Shaw warned about testicular shutdown and potential fertility problems, recommended evaluation
- Jack [00:35:07] — Whether ultrasound is necessary after epididymitis treatment with Levaquin, works 70 hours a week Dr. Shaw taught testicular self-exam technique and recommended ultrasound due to age (26) being in testicular cancer risk range
- Tony [00:38:21] — Growing mole on shaft of uncircumcised penis that has become irregularly shaped Dr. Shaw recommended examination, Dale joked about penis removal
- Jeff [00:40:08] — 52-year-old truck driver with declining sex drive and occasional erectile dysfunction, 2-3 million lifetime miles driven Dr. Shaw explained ED as potential early warning sign of cardiovascular disease and recommended comprehensive evaluation
- John [00:44:00] — 24-year-old with mild dull testicular ache about once a week for 3-4 months Dr. Shaw recommended self-examination and visit to rule out varicocele or infection
- Garrett [00:47:43] — 21-year-old previous Dr. Shaw patient now experiencing prostate pain after varicocele surgery Scheduled to return to Dr. Shaw for examination, memorable quote about ejaculation being best part of his day
- Steve [00:48:33] — 50-year-old with one-time blood in semen six months ago, also experiencing occasional erectile issues Dr. Shaw recommended prostate exam and PSA test despite single occurrence to rule out prostate cancer
- Cameron [00:51:48] — PTSD and premature ejaculation (2-3 minutes), issues began young, improved, then returned Dr. Shaw explained psychological component and performance anxiety, offered treatment options
Text Line
- [00:00:42] Listener Tommy Clark pointed out that googling ‘Alex Jones Dripping Springs’ and going to the 16th image shows Dale’s exposed chest photo — read by Matt Bearden Led to Dale demanding the photo be taken down and criticizing CJ for posting it
Quotes
Common sense, man. Common damn sense. Take the boob shot down.
Dale Dudley [00:02:16]
I mean, they’re both dead now. They died.
Paul (caller) [00:16:00]
It all just boils down to, we’re not meant to be monogamous.
Anna (caller) [00:20:01]
I love the trenbolone acetate.
Matt (caller) [00:31:36]
Actually, that’s the best part of my day.
Garrett (caller) [00:47:55]