Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, September 2, 2016
This Show
Part 1: The Worst of
This segment contains a mock press conference about Dale’s appendicitis recovery (a replay from 2012), followed by Matt becoming upset after discovering he wasn’t invited to the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland while many other comedians were. The hosts then pivot to ‘The Almost Newlywed Game’ with Bob Eustis hosting, where Dale, Bob, and Matt answer questions about their wives who are in another room.
Segments
- Scream Theme Setup [00:00:00] — Bob announces the upcoming theme for ‘Shut Up and Play Some Effing Music’ with Kirsten will be songs with screams. Dale and Bob discuss voting habits and Obama.
- Dale’s Appendicitis Press Conference [00:02:00] — Bob conducts a detailed mock press conference about Dale’s appendicitis surgery from May 2012, complete with medical details, hospital stay information, and fielding questions from cast and callers.
- Prom Discussion [00:22:00] — Brief discussion about potentially doing an old-school flashback prom event.
- Bridgetown Comedy Festival Meltdown [00:23:00] — Matt becomes visibly upset after learning about the Bridgetown Comedy Festival lineup. He reveals the festival organizer previously called him an ‘open micer’ and rejected him multiple times while accepting many other comedians Matt knows.
- Matt’s Spiral Continues [00:30:00] — Dale tries to calm Matt down, comparing it to reading negative internet comments during the show. The hosts discuss potentially broadcasting from Portland or doing an unofficial showcase, but Matt remains distressed.
- Tension Between Dale and Matt [00:35:00] — Dale and Matt argue about whether Dale is ‘coddling’ Matt’s feelings. Matt insists he’s moved on but Dale keeps bringing it back up.
- Almost Newlywed Game Setup [00:37:00] — Bob Eustis arrives to host ‘The Almost Newlywed Game.’ The wives (Amanda Dudley, Jennifer Fonseca, and Matt’s wife) are brought to the green room while the men answer questions.
- Newlywed Game – Men’s Round [00:39:00] — Bob Eustis asks the husbands questions: eye color of wives, most irritating habits, and which local musician their wife would choose. Answers include Johnny Gowdy and Bob Schneider.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:02:00] — The entire Dale appendicitis press conference is replayed content from 2012, fitting the ‘Worst of’ format though not explicitly labeled as such during playback
Guests
- Bob Eustis (other) [00:37:00] — Came in to host The Almost Newlywed Game segment
- Amanda Dudley (other) [00:37:00] — Dale’s wife, participating in the Newlywed Game
- Jennifer Fonseca (other) [00:37:00] — Bob’s wife, participating in the Newlywed Game
- Matt’s wife (unnamed in transcript) (other) [00:37:00] — Matt Bearden’s wife, participating in the Newlywed Game
Callers
- Richard (Cedar Park) [00:09:02] — Asked about Dale’s sponge baths during hospital stay Bob answered in character during the mock press conference
- David [00:11:52] — Asked if Dale’s uterus was removed instead of appendix Played along with the comedic press conference
- Rob (Steiner Ranch) [00:13:00] — Asked about the description and amount of feces removed Bob joked that two semi-trucks were needed
- Randy [00:15:25] — Asked if Dale needed one of his necks removed for surgery Bob explained the neck was lifted and moved aside
- Ryan [00:17:46] — Asked about potential issues between Carissa’s scabies and Dale’s open wound Bob said Carissa would need to be quarantined
- Warrior Dave (regular) [00:20:15] — Asked how Dale’s hospital stay impacted olive oil commodities market Bob deflected with humor about Dale’s internet access
Quotes
Two large semi-trucks departed with material removed from Mr. Dudley’s colon.
Bob Fonseca [00:12:41]
You can’t blame me for that.
Dale Dudley [00:24:45]
We’re not taking any more open micers this year.
Matt Bearden [00:26:16]
There ain’t no blood, so there ain’t no problem.
Dale Dudley [00:34:46]
Part 2: The Worst of DB and M
This part features a newlywed game bit with Dale, Bob, and Matt and their wives, followed by an interview with actor Edward Norton promoting ‘Stone’ and ‘Leaves of Grass.’ The newlywed game reveals relationship dynamics and intimate details in awkward but entertaining fashion. The show closes with Dale discussing his past drug use and wild parties, responding to Daniel’s curiosity about the ‘skeletons in his closet.’
Segments
- Newlywed Game – Final Question Round One [00:00:00] — The hosts and their wives answer questions about each other, with awkward moments as the couples try to match answers. Dale and Amanda win the first round.
- Newlywed Game – Round Two Begins [00:10:12] — The second round starts with higher-point questions about first dates, midnight snacks, and what would make their husbands happiest.
- Newlywed Game – The ‘Strangest Place’ Question [00:23:05] — The game concludes with a 25-point question about the strangest place couples have been intimate, causing much discomfort and evasion. Matt and Kara ultimately win.
- Edward Norton Interview Begins [00:33:50] — Edward Norton joins to discuss his film ‘Stone’ with Robert De Niro, his acting process, and living in New York versus LA.
- Edward Norton on Fight Club and Career [00:42:05] — Norton discusses Fight Club, surfing, being a pilot, and his film ‘Leaves of Grass’ opening at Alamo Drafthouse.
- Dale’s Past Revelations [00:48:49] — After Norton leaves, Dale responds to Daniel’s curiosity about his past drug use and wild parties, discussing hiring a sex worker and other experiences from his addiction years.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob (also ‘The Worst of DB and M’) [00:00:00] — Extended newlywed game segment with the hosts and their wives competing for Dylan concert tickets
Guests
- Edward Norton (actor) [00:33:50] — Promoting films ‘Stone’ (premiering at Fantastic Fest) and ‘Leaves of Grass’ (opening at Alamo Drafthouse). Discussed working with Robert De Niro, living in New York, being a pilot, and his acting process.
- Amanda (Dale’s wife) (other) [00:00:00] — Participated in newlywed game segment
- Jennifer (Bob’s wife) (other) [00:00:00] — Participated in newlywed game segment
- Kara (Matt’s wife) (other) [00:00:00] — Participated in newlywed game segment, won with Matt
Quotes
His arm on my waist. Oh my god.
Bob Fonseca [00:08:54]
I think the media low rates what audiences are actually excited to see in movies.
Edward Norton [00:37:01]
Austin has that community quality. People just say hey, I dig this or that.
Edward Norton [00:42:05]
When you’re doing drugs like that, you want something going on.
Dale Dudley [00:50:29]
Part 3: The Worst of Dudley and Bob with Matt
This segment, titled ‘The Worst of Dudley and Bob with Matt’, features comedian Jimmy Roulette discussing why he quit stand-up comedy for nearly ten months and became a correctional officer at a state prison. The conversation is deeply personal, touching on fear of failure, mental health, self-doubt, and the pressures of the comedy business. Dale shares his own struggles with therapy and self-doubt, while Matt encourages Jimmy to return to stand-up. The segment also includes playful banter about Dale’s past indiscretions and Bob’s commercial flubs.
Segments
- Dale’s Embarrassing Stories Revisited [00:00:00] — Dale expresses frustration that his past indiscretions are being questioned, with Daniel suggesting there are even more embarrassing stories Dale hasn’t shared. Bob recalls a story about Dale allegedly making out with someone at a party.
- Herman Cain Discussion [00:06:20] — The crew discusses Herman Cain’s political troubles and controversies, with Mike McCrae doing impressions and Dale defending Cain’s flaws as human.
- Matt’s CAA Showcase [00:10:30] — Matt mentions he has a showcase for Creative Artists Agency (CAA) at Cap City Comedy Club on Thursday, where talent scouts may sign him.
- Mike McCrae’s Rick Perry Puppet [00:13:00] — Mike does his Rick Perry puppet routine, with the hosts debating whether ventriloquism is legitimate stand-up comedy, referencing Jeff Dunham’s success.
- Dale’s Horseshoe Bay Misery [00:15:00] — Dale recounts his miserable family vacation at Horseshoe Bay, stuck in a small hotel room with his wife and kids, and watching the Jeff Dunham biography on TV.
- Bob’s Doug Loves Movies Meltdown [00:23:00] — Dale explains how Bob spiraled into depression after the Doug Loves Movies podcast, where audience members and comedians made him feel inadequate.
- Jimmy Roulette’s Return [00:30:00] — Comedian Jimmy Roulette joins the show after disappearing from the Austin comedy scene for nearly ten months. Matt had assumed Jimmy was touring heavily.
- Jimmy Reveals He Quit Comedy [00:33:00] — Jimmy explains he quit stand-up after an emotional breakdown on stage during a Saturday night show. He felt constant fear and self-doubt, despite always getting good responses.
- Jimmy’s New Job as a Prison Guard [00:39:00] — Jimmy reveals he now works as a correctional officer at a state prison, dealing with dangerous inmates. The hosts are shocked and press him for details about life inside.
- Mental Health and Fear of Success [00:45:00] — Jimmy opens up about his fear of failure and belief that the Austin comedy community hated him. Matt pushes back, saying Jimmy has a wall up that prevents people from getting to know him.
- Dale’s Therapy Stories [00:48:00] — Dale shares bizarre therapy experiences, including his therapist suggesting he be ‘rebirthed’ in a blanket and crying whenever Dale mentions dogs.
- Jimmy’s Comedy Return [00:54:00] — Jimmy confirms he performed at Cap City Comedy Club recently and is feeling the pull to return to stand-up. He’s headlining upcoming shows.
- Commercial Flubs Montage [00:56:00] — The crew plays embarrassing commercial reads from Dale and Bob, including Dale completely falling apart during a Ford truck spot.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:00:00] — This is the segment title and appears to be a compilation or retrospective bit featuring past show moments and flubs.
Guests
- Jimmy Roulette (comedian) [00:30:00] — Austin comedian who quit stand-up for ten months to work as a prison guard, discussing his mental health struggles and return to comedy.
- Mike McCrae (comedian) [00:10:30] — Comedian who performed Rick Perry and Ron Paul puppet routines and discussed his education at Rice University.
Callers
- Ashtray Red (Todd) [00:55:03] — Called to support Jimmy Roulette and mentioned he’d been listening for four years. Brief supportive call; Dale invited him to come on the show in November for his birthday.
- unnamed (female caller) [00:55:55] — Called to tell Jimmy he’s loved ‘even by the ladies.’ Quick supportive call before Jimmy told his story.
- Gold Rush [00:54:54] — Called about Dale’s masculinity and parenting. Dale thanked him sarcastically for being ‘a hole for so long’; became a brief running joke.
Quotes
I’m not intelligent. I don’t have the skills. Matt Bearden can beat me in any argument.
Dale Dudley [00:08:00]
Jimmy is pure talent. It makes me sad knowing he’s looking at giant Asian wings.
Matt Bearden [00:45:00]
Nobody in this room would be any good if they liked themselves.
Dale Dudley [00:37:00]
You can’t quit comedy, man. You’re one of the best that’s ever been here.
Dale Dudley [00:43:00]