Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, September 20, 2016
Part 3: More CJ vs the EXES
CJ Morgan’s exes came in for a speed-dating style segment where they answered questions about their relationships with him. Four women—Jen, Haley, Sarah, and Stephanie—participated. Each got two and a half minutes with CJ to discuss why they stopped dating and what went wrong. The common themes: CJ ghosts people, can’t let go of ‘the redheaded hurricane’ (a recurring ex), and chases women who aren’t into him. When asked if they’d go out with him again, only one raised her hand. CJ picked Haley as someone he’d want as a friend rather than a romantic partner—but she was one who said no. Listeners called in and won ACL tickets based on which woman CJ would pick.
Segments
- Setup for CJ vs the Exes [00:00:00] — Dale introduces the segment and explains they’re bringing in CJ’s exes for a speed-dating style interview. They establish the two-and-a-half minute format.
- Jen’s Speed Date [00:01:17] — First ex Jen comes in. She reveals they only went on two dates, CJ clogged his toilet on the first night, and they had a ‘sloppy make out.’ She friend-zoned him and says honesty is key—CJ ghosts people.
- Haley’s Speed Date [00:07:29] — Haley, who was CJ’s ‘rebound,’ comes in. She’s been his relationship advisor for two and a half years. Her advice: stop chasing the redheaded she-devil and stop dating people who don’t like him. She wants to shake him like a baby.
- ACL Ticket Contest Setup [00:14:02] — Dale sets up a listener contest: four callers each pick one of the four women. Whichever woman CJ ultimately picks at the end wins ACL tickets for that caller.
- All Four Exes Together [00:15:50] — All four women come in together. None had real romantic feelings for CJ. When asked if they’d go out with him again, only one raised her hand (identity kept secret). They describe him as ‘damaged goods’ and ‘pathetic.’
- CJ’s Final Pick [00:20:52] — CJ picks Haley, saying he needs a friend more than a romantic partner. Unfortunately, Haley was one of the women who did NOT raise her hand. Brandon on line eight wins the ACL tickets.
- Post-Mortem Discussion [00:25:45] — The hosts discuss what went wrong with CJ. Bob and Matt give advice about wanting to be with someone. The women say CJ needs to stop being selfish and consider others’ feelings.
- Joey Coco Diaz Dating Advice [00:34:38] — They play a clip from the Sideshow podcast of comedian Joey Coco Diaz giving Chuy outrageous dating advice.
- Military Humvee Discussion [00:46:02] — The show pivots to discussing surplus military Humvees for sale on govplanet.com for as low as $4,000.
- Mom Hits Son on Motorcycle Video [00:48:12] — Dale shows a video of a guy on a motorcycle who gets rear-ended by his own mother at a yield sign. The guy is wearing a GoPro and captures the whole incident.
Guests
- Jen (other) [00:01:17] — CJ’s ex who called in to complain about him on-air before they dated; fitness trainer at Evolve Fitness
- Haley (other) [00:07:29] — CJ’s ex who has been his relationship advisor for two and a half years; esthetician
- Sarah (other) [00:15:50] — CJ’s ex; aspiring entrepreneur
- Stephanie (other) [00:15:50] — CJ’s ex; works at Baldwin Beauty School doing hair; family owns Rapolo’s Pizza on Sixth Street
Callers
- Jose [00:14:58] — ACL ticket contest – picked Stephanie Did not win; got Doobie Brothers tickets as consolation
- Brandon (regular) [00:15:10] — ACL ticket contest – picked Haley Won three-day ACL passes because CJ picked Haley at the end
- Justin [00:15:25] — ACL ticket contest – picked Sarah Did not win
- Eddie [00:15:38] — ACL ticket contest – picked Jen Did not win
- unnamed [00:34:40] — Yelling at CJ for being dumb about the women Called him a ‘dumb douche’ for not appreciating the beautiful women
- unnamed [00:35:12] — Wants tickets to Punch Brothers show Got tickets; hasn’t been out in 14 months due to work
- Billy (regular) [00:54:31] — Suggesting they sleep in a Humvee in the parking lot with a generator Dale tries to hang up on him multiple times but he keeps talking; becomes a running joke
Text Line
- [00:21:11] Girls CJ is currently dating are texting because they’re listening to the show — read by CJ Morgan CJ mentions them but won’t show Matt his phone; creates brief tension about who he’s seeing now
Quotes
Honesty is number one, CJ.
Jen [00:02:45]
Stop dating people that don’t like you.
Haley [00:10:00]
Never tell a guy we can be friends. We don’t want to be your friend.
Dale Dudley [00:24:06]
It’s not always about you. Consider other people’s feelings.
Matt Bearden [00:27:40]