Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, October 5, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Medical Hour
The show opens with Dale discussing his alarm clock malfunction and Candy Crush addiction, then shifts into an extended ‘Medical Hour’ segment. Dale reveals his gallbladder issues and his nephew’s recent colon cancer diagnosis, prompting a flood of listener calls about colonoscopies, medical procedures, and health issues. The conversation veers through topics including Bob’s father’s clean cancer scan, a caller with MS who won ACL tickets, and discussions of classic British comedy ‘The Young Ones.’ The segment wraps with Dale mentioning a study about Disney’s Thunder Mountain Railroad helping pass kidney stones.
Segments
- Show Open and Alarm Clock Story [00:00:07] — Dale discusses Bob’s alarm clock malfunction and shares his own story about cheating on Candy Soda Crush by adjusting his iPad’s time.
- Nephew’s Cancer Diagnosis [00:04:37] — Dale reveals his nephew (40 years old) has been diagnosed with colon cancer after a tumor was discovered. The diagnosis was made during a colonoscopy after he went to the ER for food poisoning.
- Bob’s Sister’s Cancer [00:06:13] — Dale accidentally forgets to mention Bob’s sister’s non-Hodgkin’s T-cell lymphoma battle in the 90s when discussing family cancer history. Bob corrects him.
- Medical Hour Begins [00:09:02] — Dale discusses his gallbladder issues based on advice from Dr. Huang (Wang). Listeners begin calling in with medical advice and their own health stories.
- MS Caller Thanks Show for ACL Tickets [00:15:00] — Will calls to thank the show for ACL tickets he won two weeks ago. He reveals he was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis a year ago and needed the stress-free experience.
- Colonoscopy Discussion [00:22:00] — Extended discussion about colonoscopy prep procedures, with callers and hosts debating the proper prep solution (Go Lightly, calcium citrate, etc.).
- 2017 Cruise Promo [00:32:00] — Bob promotes the show’s August 2017 cruise to Honduras and the Riviera Maya, mentioning comedians Jimmy Roulette and Mike McRae will be aboard.
- The Young Ones Discussion [00:33:00] — The show veers into an extended discussion of the 1980s British sitcom ‘The Young Ones’ and the ska band Madness, after someone questions whether Madness was a one-hit wonder.
- Kidney Stones and Roller Coasters [00:44:00] — Dale discusses a study showing that riding Disney’s Big Thunder Mountain Railroad can help pass kidney stones through vibration and centrifugal force.
Callers
- Will [00:15:00] — Called to thank the show for ACL tickets he won two weeks ago and to share that the experience was meaningful because he was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis a year ago Dale and Bob were supportive but made jokes about his condition. Will mentioned he brought gifts when he picked up the passes.
- Damon [00:22:26] — Called to suggest the word ‘laparoscopic’ for gallbladder procedures and discuss colonoscopy prep Dale corrected him about the difference between laparoscopy and colonoscopy procedures
- Doug [00:27:36] — Called to identify the colonoscopy prep solution as Calcium Citrate, trade name ‘Go Lightly’ Dale confirmed this was correct and they discussed how the prep has changed from a half-gallon to a pint
- Miranda [00:29:39] — Former ICU nurse who called to confirm the prep solution is ‘Go Lightly’ (polyethylene glycol electrolyte solution) She mentioned she was a former ‘Audience of One’ participant and knows Daniel. Dale made a ‘Caddyshack’ reference about her nurse’s uniform.
- Frazier [00:30:16] — Called to mention Citri-Cal and castor oil as possible alternatives Bob ended the call quickly, noting Frazier had ‘way too much energy’
- Jim [00:30:36] — Called to share his recent colonoscopy experience using Docalax and Miralax Dale suggested the doctor must not have liked him to prescribe that medication, which causes cramping
- unnamed (house stuck on street) (Live Oak area) [00:33:00] — Referenced in news discussion about a house being moved that got stuck on a street Person was upset in a KXAN video about the house blocking the street, became a running joke
Music
- Madness — Discussed extensively after Carissa suggested they were a one-hit wonder. The hosts corrected her, noting songs like ‘Our House’, ‘It Must Be Love’, and ‘One Step Beyond’
Quotes
Try to remember us in those last moments that we gave you those tickets.
Dale Dudley [00:17:29]
The number one goal is to entertain the broad audience, not the less than 1% trying to win prizes.
Dale Dudley [00:18:49]
There’s nothing worse than when women try to comment on men’s bodies.
Dale Dudley [00:23:19]
Part 2: Pop Cop and Stevie!
Dale and the crew discuss various topics including Bob’s reaction to the TV show Quarry, Matt’s Pop Cop segment covering current events and celebrity news, and Daniel’s admission that he farted in the production room and tried to blame Carissa. The show also features Daniel’s prank phone calls to small-town radio trade shows, discussion of fantasy football league drama, and ends with the hosts watching a graphic toenail removal video that makes several of them uncomfortable.
Segments
- Opening and ACL Talk [00:00:01] — Dale opens the show discussing ACL festival and upcoming ticket giveaways. He transitions to asking Bob about the Cinemax show Quarry.
- Pop Cop [00:02:11] — Matt performs his Pop Cop segment covering current events including Kim Kardashian’s Paris robbery, the vice presidential debate, Trump’s Apprentice controversies, and various other news items with comedic commentary.
- Big Sweet and Station Rankings [00:07:17] — Dale announces the show is now the number one ranked talk show in the market, only beaten by Bob FM overall.
- Daniel’s Fart Confession [00:12:34] — Dale tells the story of walking into the production room and encountering an awful smell. Daniel initially blamed Carissa but eventually confessed to farting. He apologizes on air this morning.
- Stevie Segment [00:26:01] — The hosts watch and discuss various animal videos including a chihuahua performing an explicit act, eagle fights, and a cat failing to jump between buildings. Carissa announces Stevie will be in studio on Friday.
- ACL Survival Pack Controversy [00:34:08] — Dale discovers some ACL survival packs have been picked over. Carissa admits to taking sunglasses from one after Daniel dispersed items from an incomplete bag.
- Daniel’s Prank Phone Calls [00:40:02] — Daniel plays his prank calls to small-town radio trade shows, calling in with multiple guns and reading off pornographic movie titles, frustrating the hosts who threaten legal action.
- Fantasy Football Drama [00:51:00] — Dale vents about his wife trading away Devante Freeman for Kelvin Benjamin in their fantasy league, which he considers an unfair trade. He discusses his frustration with the league and how it prevented him from enjoying receiving an award.
- Toenail Removal Video [00:57:00] — The crew watches a graphic ingrown toenail removal video. Matt and Daniel are particularly disturbed by it, with Matt citing a sensory issue with cuticles.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:02:11] — Matt performs Pop Cop covering Kim Kardashian, vice presidential debate, Trump, Florida man marrying granddaughter, Facebook Marketplace, and other current events
- Animal Cavalcade [00:26:01] — Presented as ‘Stevie’ this time – featuring animal videos including chihuahua, eagle fight, and cat parkour fail
Quotes
If women didn’t want so many comments, they shouldn’t have such nice butts.
Matt Bearden [00:02:36]
Wake me up when you get a friendlier grinder.
Matt Bearden [00:04:41]
Absolutely, he farted. Absolute fart.
Chuy [00:18:43]
We’ll let the lawyers sort it out.
Trade Show Host [00:44:13]
Part 3: Vince Staples Outrage
The show features extensive ‘Know Your Morning Show’ trivia for ACL passes, with hosts debating whether Daniel’s questions are too difficult. Multiple callers struggle with questions about Carissa’s boyfriend’s guitar company (Collings), Matt’s dad’s ranch (grapes), and Dragaween. The segment then shifts to a viral Facebook video of a mother ranting about offensive rap lyrics (Vince Staples’ ‘Norf Norf’) on a top-40 station, which the hosts mock extensively for her overreaction and failure to simply change the channel.
Segments
- ACL A-Holes Blog Reading [00:00:00] — Dale reads a viral blog post from ‘Stealthy Sadie’ complaining about people bringing inflatable couches and setting up living rooms at ACL, taking up excessive space.
- Know Your Morning Show Trivia Begins [00:06:41] — The show launches a difficult trivia contest for ACL passes, with Daniel’s questions proving too challenging for multiple callers. Questions include Carissa’s boyfriend’s guitar company and what’s grown at Matt’s dad’s ranch.
- Dustin the Tile Guy [00:10:09] — First caller Dustin, a flooring specialist, fails the trivia. The hosts discuss his profession and Dale makes a joke about race in construction.
- James and Round Rock John Fail [00:12:34] — Two more callers fail the difficult trivia questions. The hosts debate whether the questions are too obscure for regular listeners.
- Daniel Defends His Questions [00:14:03] — Daniel gets defensive about his trivia questions being called too hard. Heated debate about whether questions mentioned only on The Sideshow are fair game.
- Bob’s Car Knowledge Test [00:16:38] — Dale challenges the room about Bob’s vehicles, revealing most don’t know he drives a Jeep Wrangler Sahara in ‘tank green’ and a Dodge.
- Alicia Valadez Accord Attempts [00:20:01] — Caller pre-admits she won’t know the answers but gets a survival kit. She incorrectly guesses ‘acoustic’ for the guitar question.
- Three-Question Format [00:21:15] — Dale switches to three simpler questions: Collings guitars, Dragaween choreography, and grapes grown at Matt’s dad’s ranch.
- Danny Wins the Passes [00:22:23] — Caller Danny correctly answers all three questions and wins ACL weekend passes. Plans to take his wife if they can find a sitter for their 9-month-old.
- Dale’s Father-in-Law Story [00:24:28] — Dale recounts how his father-in-law told his 3-year-old daughter a horrifying story about his great-aunt dying in a fire to teach her a lesson about safety.
- Volunteer Work Assignment [00:27:56] — Dale complains that his wife volunteered him to feed the homeless in Cedar Park without asking, leading to a rant about the cactus prior award.
- Mom’s Viral Rap Rant Intro [00:32:19] — Dale introduces an 11-minute Facebook Live video of a mother having a meltdown over hearing Vince Staples’ ‘Norf Norf’ on her daughter’s radio station.
- Facebook Mom Meltdown Begins [00:33:00] — The video starts with the mom explaining she let her 11-year-old daughter listen to 104.5 and heard an offensive rap song that made her cry.
- Lyrics Reading [00:38:03] — The mom reads the lyrics to ‘Norf Norf’ on camera, censoring herself while her toddler crawls around in the background. The hosts mock her throughout.
- Second Verse Reading [00:42:01] — She continues reading more lyrics, becoming increasingly emotional while the hosts point out she could simply change the channel.
- This Is On Our Radio Station [00:46:49] — The mom delivers her key line of outrage that becomes a running joke for the hosts, declaring the song is on ‘our local radio station.’
- Aleppo Incident [00:51:00] — Carissa admits she doesn’t know what Aleppo is, shocking Dale who ties it to why Trump is getting elected. He passionately explains the Syrian refugee crisis.
- As a Mom Continues [00:53:26] — The Facebook mom continues her rant ‘as a mom’ while the hosts compare offensive lyrics in country music like Conway Twitty and Benny Mardones.
- We Need to Pray for Our Youth [00:56:35] — The video reaches its climax with the mom calling for prayer while her unsupervised kids are visible in the background, which the hosts find ironic.
- Now I Gotta Go to T.J. Maxx [00:58:24] — The video ends with the mom saying she has to go shopping at T.J. Maxx, which the hosts find perfectly encapsulating of the whole performance.
Recurring Bits
- Know Your Morning Show [00:06:41] — ACL ticket giveaway edition with unusually difficult questions that spark debate about fairness
Callers
- Dustin [00:10:09] — Know Your Morning Show trivia for ACL passes Failed the trivia but impressed the hosts with his tile flooring expertise. They considered getting his contact info.
- James [00:12:26] — Know Your Morning Show trivia Failed immediately on the guitar question, guessing ‘Stratocaster’ when they wanted the brand name
- Round Rock John (Round Rock) [00:13:22] — Know Your Morning Show trivia The hosts questioned why he gave himself a location-based nickname. He failed the trivia.
- Alicia Accord [00:16:58] — Know Your Morning Show trivia 28-year listener who admitted the questions were too hard but tried anyway. Guessed ‘acoustic’ for the guitar question. Won a survival kit instead of passes.
- Alicia Valadez Accord [00:19:59] — Know Your Morning Show trivia (simpler version) Different Alicia who pre-admitted she wouldn’t know the answers. Failed but was offered a survival kit.
- Danny [00:22:29] — Know Your Morning Show trivia – WINNER Correctly answered all three questions (Collings guitars, grapes, Dragaween) and won ACL weekend passes. Plans to take his wife if they can find a babysitter for their 9-month-old.
- Michael [00:50:02] — Asked about Facebook Live viewer counts Brief call asking technical questions about the viral mom video they were watching
Quotes
I’m in love with this woman
Dale Dudley [00:03:26]
You can’t have both anime and live music
Dale Dudley [00:05:30]
This is on our radio station that our kids are listening to
Facebook Mom [00:46:49]
This is why Trump’s getting elected
Dale Dudley [00:52:00]
Greg Abbott is a creatine on wheels
Dale Dudley [00:53:01]
We need to pray for our youth
Facebook Mom [00:56:35]
Now I gotta go to T.J. Maxx
Facebook Mom [00:58:01]