Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, October 17, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Weekend update and People are complaining!
Dale opens with contract negotiation frustrations, complaining about Monday scheduling and workplace rules at KLBJ-AM. The show covers Dale’s weekend (son’s football, fight with wife, Sunday dread), Netflix viewing (Mascots, Man vs. Snake documentaries), Colin Kaepernick’s hostile reception in Buffalo, and various weekend updates. PopCop segment delivers celebrity news jokes. Recurring theme: Dale’s anger about workplace inconsistencies and his inability to get four summer Mondays off while others seem to take every Monday.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:13] — Standard introduction with Dale expressing Monday frustration and computer problems.
- Contract Negotiation Venting [00:01:57] — Dale complains about trying to get four summer Mondays off while others at the station apparently take every Monday without explanation.
- KLBJ-AM Complaint Culture [00:04:38] — Dale describes two incidents: someone complained about a DJ saying ‘Good Friday’ (not the religious holiday) and an employee told Dale not to say ‘GD’ around them.
- Weekend Update – Son’s Football [00:09:03] — Dale talks about his son’s flag football game, offering a bounty for an interception, and his son lying about getting one.
- Sunday Dread Discussion [00:11:53] — Dale reads an article about the psychological phenomenon of Sunday anxiety and ways to combat it.
- Mascots on Netflix [00:19:09] — Dale raves about Christopher Guest’s new Netflix film Mascots, insisting Parker Posey’s character is exactly like Carissa.
- Leander HEB Gentrification [00:24:39] — Brief discussion of how the Leander HEB has been reorganized with health food sections, confusing regular customers.
- Wacky Wade’s Illegal Booting Scam [00:29:19] — Local news story about a snow cone stand owner illegally booting cars and demanding cash payments.
- Man vs. Snake Documentary [00:34:56] — Dale describes watching a documentary about a man attempting to break the billion-point record on the arcade game Nibbler.
- Colin Kaepernick in Buffalo [00:40:00] — Video and discussion of Kaepernick’s hostile reception at Buffalo, including ‘Tackle the Muslim’ game and Target T-shirts.
- F1 Tickets Promo [00:44:05] — Dale mentions they’ll give away three-day F1 passes with Taylor Swift and Usher concerts included.
- PopCop Segment [00:47:01] — Bob performs the PopCop character with celebrity news jokes about Snooki, Megan Fox, Ben Affleck, Bob Dylan, Billy Bush, Paris Hilton, Trump accusers, and Hillary Clinton.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:47:01] — Bob delivers celebrity news jokes in character as PopCop, the pop culture police officer
Quotes
Someone called to complain he said Good Friday everybody. It’s not Good Friday.
Dale Dudley [00:05:25]
It is Carissa. Parker Posey is Carissa playing an armadillo mascot.
Dale Dudley [00:20:56]
You can’t be a Trump supporter and be religious. It’s not possible.
Dale Dudley [00:33:53]
Part 2: Pop Cop and Daniel Tiger
Matt recounts his frustrating experience attending Daniel Tiger Live at the Long Center, where parking was blocked by a triathlon, he arrived late due to traffic, and an usher aggressively stopped him from taking video before the show started. Dale and Matt discuss several topics including Pop Cop/War on Halloween segments about offensive costumes and university safe spaces, Saturday Night Live’s Trump sketches that angered the candidate, Alex Jones appearing in a Hillary Clinton attack ad, and Dale poses trivia about Bob’s first dog’s name for F1 tickets.
Segments
- Show Open and Building Empty [00:00:01] — Dale notes they’re the only ones in the building on what appears to be a Monday holiday week, joking about what holiday it could be.
- Matt’s Daniel Tiger Live Nightmare [00:02:32] — Matt describes taking his son to Daniel Tiger Live at the Long Center, where the LiveStrong triathlon caused massive parking delays and he spent 40 minutes in traffic to get in.
- The Usher Incident [00:06:58] — Matt recounts an aggressive usher repeatedly telling him ‘no pictures’ before the show even started, escalating to the point where Matt threw his phone on the floor in frustration.
- Nina Calls About the Show [00:14:24] — Caller Nina attended the same Daniel Tiger performance and agrees about quality issues with the production and the odd intermission structure.
- Yonder Phone Pouches [00:17:27] — Dale discusses Yonder, a system used by Dave Chappelle and other comedians that locks phones in pouches during performances to prevent recording.
- Cowboys Victory Discussion [00:19:19] — Dale celebrates the Cowboys beating the Packers at Lambeau Field, with Dak Prescott breaking Tom Brady’s rookie record for passes without an interception.
- War on Halloween Segment [00:20:04] — Dale presents his ‘War on Halloween’ segment covering Target removing clown masks, University of Florida offering counseling for offensive costumes, and the Kim Kardashian robbery costume.
- Bob Called for Jury Duty [00:24:31] — Bob leaves for Travis County jury duty. Dale and Matt joke about him potentially getting selected for a long sequestered trial.
- Lil Jon and Trump [00:27:25] — Dale reads story about Lil Jon accusing Donald Trump of calling him ‘Uncle Tom’ during Celebrity Apprentice when he was dressed as Uncle Sam.
- Westworld and TV Discussion [00:29:00] — Dale enthusiastically recommends HBO’s Westworld, comparing it to the 1973 Yul Brynner film and discussing other shows like Outlander and Quarry.
- Saturday Night Live Trump Parody [00:36:45] — Dale plays clips from SNL’s cold open parodying the second presidential debate, featuring Alec Baldwin as Trump, which angered Trump who tweeted the show should be retired.
- Hillary Clinton’s Alex Jones Ad [00:44:31] — Dale plays a Hillary Clinton digital ad tying Donald Trump to Alex Jones and his conspiracy theories, including claims about Sandy Hook being faked.
- Trump Wants Drug Tests [00:46:43] — Dale plays audio of Trump suggesting he and Hillary should take drug tests before the next debate because he thinks she’s ‘getting pumped up.’
- Ben Carson Asks to Cut Woman’s Mic [00:49:01] — Dale plays Morning Joe clip where Ben Carson, defending Trump against sexual harassment accusations, asks producers to turn off a female host’s microphone.
- Trivia Setup for F1 Tickets [00:51:00] — Dale sets up trivia question about Bob’s first dog’s name for F1 grandstand passes that also include Taylor Swift tickets.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:20:04] — Dale presents ‘War on Halloween’ segment covering offensive costumes, University of Florida safe spaces for offended students, and Target pulling clown masks
Callers
- Nina [00:14:46] — Called about attending the same Daniel Tiger Live show and agreeing the acting quality was poor and the intermission structure was odd Brief validation of Matt’s complaints about the production quality
Quotes
White people in Austin need to do something with their pent up energy because they haven’t learned to drink properly.
Matt Bearden [00:03:00]
Are you happy? You dropped your phone. That’s what I did.
Matt Bearden [00:10:37]
They’re probably used to dealing with a different level of clientele and not this many kids who’ve all peed in their pants.
Matt Bearden [00:12:22]
Have we lost our minds? We’ve lost our minds, haven’t we?
Dale Dudley [00:22:54]
You’re defending a guy accused of sexual harassment. You got a woman on the air and you say can you cut her mic off?
Dale Dudley [00:46:57]
Part 3: Dire Straits and Cubans
Dale and Matt discuss Dire Straits’ ‘Money for Nothing’ being edited by SiriusXM, then Dale shares observations about the gentrifying H.E.B. in Leander. They watch various viral videos, discuss a Georgetown Sun political ad criticizing Texas Republicans, debate pizza beer koozies, and touch on Cuba travel restrictions being lifted. The show is short-staffed with Bob at jury duty and Carissa out.
Segments
- F1 Ticket Winner and Tahoe [00:00:03] — Dale announces Joe Waylon won F1 tickets with the answer ‘Tahoe’ – Bob’s old dog’s name. Brief reminiscing about station ski trips.
- SiriusXM Editing Nina Blackwood [00:01:36] — Dale complains about SiriusXM editing Nina Blackwood’s breathing sounds and censoring ‘Money for Nothing’ despite explaining the song’s anti-homophobic context.
- H.E.B. Leander Gentrification [00:06:35] — Dale describes the newly remodeled H.E.B. in Leander with sushi stations, fancy soaps, and overwhelming mobility scooter inventory, noting the clash between city and country shoppers.
- Video Videos Segment [00:13:00] — The hosts watch and discuss various viral videos including a carnival ride vomit incident, sounds that resemble Chewbacca, and a customer knocking over TVs.
- Trump and White Nationalism [00:20:00] — Dale discusses feeling less angry about Trump, comparing it to dealing with mental illness. He notes the white nationalist movement becoming more visible.
- Georgetown Sun Political Ad [00:31:05] — Caller Chris alerts them to Brian Bolton’s full-page ad in the Georgetown Sun criticizing the Texas Republican platform as theocratic and reactionary.
- Cuban Cigars and Cuba Opening [00:37:06] — Discussion about lifted travel restrictions to Cuba and Cuban cigars no longer being illegal, with Dale sharing his old cigar joke.
- Haunted Texas Road Trip [00:40:00] — They review a haunted road trip route through Texas, criticizing how impractical and time-consuming it would be.
- LSD Dog Rescue Story [00:43:56] — News story about a man on LSD who hallucinated his house was on fire and ‘rescued’ his dog by driving through a fence.
- Pizza Beer Koozie [00:47:44] — They watch and critique a video about making an edible pizza koozie for beer cans, debating its practicality and whether it defeats the purpose of insulation.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:53:45] — Dale references Friday’s sideshow where they had an argument about booking the Incubus lead singer to discuss paintings, and mentions taking today off from the podcast
Callers
- Chris [00:31:05] — Alerting Dale to Brian Bolton’s political ad in the Georgetown Sun criticizing Texas Republican platform Dale found the ad online and said he may use it on his afternoon show, thanked Chris for the tip
- Stacy [00:53:06] — Asked if they heard the new Phil Collins cover with Dimebag Darrell playing guitar Brief call, Daniel explained it’s from the band Hellyeah; Dale thanked her and moved on
Music
- Dire Straits — Played ‘Money for Nothing’ in studio to check if it was edited; discussed the song’s context and SiriusXM censorship
Quotes
Nobody has context anymore. The song was written when Mark Knopfler heard two guys talking.
Dale Dudley [00:03:06]
Did my grandpappy died in the World War so you could bring your raw fish in here?
Matt Bearden [00:08:52]
Religion’s none of our business, what you do with your body is none of our business, who you love is none of your business.
Dale Dudley [00:32:48]
It was Thursday afternoon. If you’re dropping a dose and sipping syrup, there’s other stuff going on in your life.
Matt Bearden [00:25:25]