Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, October 18, 2016
This Show
- Trump Dump and Jim Bakker
- Dale Doo Doo Touch and Fast Food Fanatic
- Seventies Song Game and Culture with Nicole
Part 1: Trump Dump and Jim Bakker
Dale leads an extended Trump Dump segment covering recent election controversies, voter fraud claims, and scandals. He discusses his ancestry research revealing law enforcement relatives who died in the line of duty, debates sharing this with Police Chief Art Acevedo, and addresses Carissa’s absence. Matt teases a surprise about comedian Jordan Smith possibly attending the Jim Bakker show in Branson. The segment ends with a Jim Bakker clip blaming Obama for Hurricane Matthew.
Segments
- Show open and Carissa absence speculation [00:00:08] — Show opens with Dale and cast discussing Carissa Jade’s absence, with Dale theorizing it may be stress-related rather than purely physical illness.
- Dale teases jinx story [00:02:42] — Dale cryptically announces he has proof he’s a jinx, claiming to be the first failure for a stellar national company, but holds the story for later.
- Ancestry research and fallen officers [00:10:33] — Dale discusses his family tree research revealing his great-great-grandfather William Dooley and great-uncle Edward G. Dooley were both law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty in Georgia. Matt questions whether Dale should share this with Police Chief Art Acevedo.
- Trump Dump begins [00:24:01] — Dale launches the Trump Dump segment covering Larry Flynt’s million-dollar offer for Trump recordings, Gary Busey groping allegations on The Apprentice, and Trump’s voter fraud claims.
- Gary Busey groping allegations [00:27:11] — Discussion of former Apprentice staffer’s claim that Gary Busey groped her and Trump dismissed it. Hosts recall Busey’s visit to the station required clearing women from hallways.
- Trump supporter poll statistics [00:30:43] — Dale shares polling data showing 65% of Trump supporters believe Obama is Muslim, 59% believe he wasn’t born in the US, and significant percentages hold other controversial views.
- Voter fraud discussion [00:39:00] — Extended discussion of Trump’s voter fraud claims, with Dale citing the actual rate of one in 100 million cases and debunking Trump’s misuse of Pew Research data about voter registration inaccuracies.
- Dan Bowman threat [00:41:51] — Dale plays audio of Trump supporter Dan Bowman suggesting he would ‘take out’ Hillary Clinton if she wins, discussing it as a potential assassination threat.
- Jim Bakker on Hurricane Matthew [00:45:40] — Extended playing and mockery of Jim Bakker video claiming Hurricane Matthew was divine punishment because Obama attended Shimon Peres’s funeral and wouldn’t acknowledge Jerusalem as being in Israel.
Recurring Bits
- Trump Dump [00:24:01] — Extended segment covering multiple Trump campaign controversies including Larry Flynt’s bounty, Gary Busey allegations, voter fraud claims, and supporter threats
Callers
- Billy (regular) [00:50:40] — Called to tell everyone to shut up and stop taking pills, go for walks instead Dale yelled at him to shut up and hung up on him, immediately after which Matt pointed out the irony of Dale doing this right before speaking at a mental health event
Quotes
I’m the first person. I’m their first non-success story.
Dale Dudley [00:11:57]
Mine was worse.
Matt Bearden [00:22:42]
If Larry Flynn’s respectful to women, then I’m Gandhi.
Dale Dudley [00:24:52]
Facts don’t matter. Your bias has gone to the extreme of you can’t hear anything else.
Dale Dudley [00:33:31]
Because they registered and then died, you moron!
Dale Dudley [00:41:00]
Part 2: Dale Doo Doo Touch and Fast Food Fanatic
Dale reveals he lost $5,000 on a crowdfunding real estate investment through RealtyShares — his first-ever default on the platform, making him feel like a jinx after previous failed investments. The show also discusses a domestic violence case where a teen defended his mother, runs Fast Food Fanatic segments including millennials trying Big Macs for the first time, and features various fast food news and daring food segments.
Segments
- Show Opening and Ticket Giveaway [00:00:00] — Dale opens the show, Matt promotes his Cap City Comedy Club show tonight for seven dollars, and a listener asks about the phone screen repair company (iFix).
- Teen Arrested for Defending Mother [00:01:00] — Dale reads a story about 17-year-old Brandon who was arrested for stabbing his mother’s intoxicated boyfriend who was attacking the family. Dale questions why the teen was charged with a felony for defending his family.
- Dale’s Investment Failures [00:10:06] — Dale reveals his history of failed investments: $5,000 on a movie, $30,000 on Game Face, $50,000 to a high-tech guy, and now $5,000 on RealtyShares real estate crowdfunding that has gone into default — making him their first-ever default.
- Caller on Default Likelihood [00:23:13] — A caller who is a high-end delinquency collector explains that once someone hits 60 days delinquent, there’s an 80% likelihood they won’t get out of default, dampening Dale’s hopes further.
- Walmart Employee Rally [00:25:15] — The show plays a video of Walmart employees doing a pre-shift rally singing ‘We Are Walmart’ to the tune of a popular song, mocking corporate culture and low aspirations.
- Star Wars Original Trailer [00:28:00] — Matt shares the original Star Wars theatrical trailer from before the movie became a hit, showing how different it looks without John Williams’ iconic score.
- Household Sounds Like Chewbacca [00:33:00] — Dale plays a compilation of common household items (drawers, toilet paper dispensers, chairs) that sound like Chewbacca from Star Wars.
- Fast Food Fanatic – Pizza Koozie [00:36:00] — Dale shows a video of someone making an edible pizza koozie by wrapping dough, cheese and pepperoni around a beer can. Daniel dismisses it as useless clickbait, but Dale likes it.
- Fast Food Fanatic – Homemade Corn Dogs [00:38:00] — A video demonstrates making cheese-filled corn dogs by wrapping hot dogs in cheese, freezing them, dipping in batter, and frying.
- Singles vs American Cheese Debate [00:41:00] — Daniel insists that American processed cheese is called ‘singles’ generically, not just as a Kraft brand name, leading to another recurring argument about cheese terminology.
- Fast Food Fanatic – Vatican McDonald’s [00:42:00] — Discussion of McDonald’s opening near the Vatican, with Cardinals objecting. Bob and Matt note they’ve been to the Vatican and the area around it is already commercial.
- Popeyes Workers Strike Over No AC [00:43:00] — Austin Popeyes workers on Riverside went on strike after working all summer without air conditioning. Dale questions why they don’t just get jobs elsewhere.
- Kirby Lane Cafe Queso at Whole Foods [00:43:53] — Brief mention that Kirby Lane Cafe is now selling their queso at Whole Foods stores in Texas.
- Millennials Try Big Mac [00:44:14] — Video of millennials trying a Big Mac for the first time. Many have never eaten at McDonald’s, with one saying she goes to Wendy’s instead because of Supersize Me documentary, and another calling Chipotle their number one fast food.
- Oreo Cupcake Racism Accusation [00:47:02] — A Portland bakery was accused of racism for selling an Oreo cupcake named ‘Mr. President’ — apparently a reference to Obama’s favorite flavor, but seen as racially insensitive.
- Daring Meals From Around the World [00:48:08] — Dale goes through a list of unusual foods: ant eggs in Thailand, guinea pigs in Ecuador, tarantulas in Cambodia, fermented shark in Iceland, fried blood in Ireland, and others, asking if the hosts would try them.
- Guest List Giveaway for Punch Comedy [00:51:42] — Matt sets up a phone giveaway for guest list spots at tonight’s Punch comedy show at Cap City Comedy Club, using the keyword ‘haggis’.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:36:00] — Multiple segments including pizza koozie, homemade corn dogs, Vatican McDonald’s, Popeyes strike, Kirby Lane queso, millennials trying Big Mac, and Oreo cupcake controversy
Callers
- Chris [00:23:13] — Explained default likelihood on delinquent loans as a high-end delinquency collector for a financial institution Provided expert perspective that an 80% chance exists that Dale won’t recover his investment once it hits 60 days delinquent, further dampening Dale’s hopes
Text Line
- [00:00:23] Listener named Leah asked what company fixed the show’s phone screen — read by Dale Dudley Matt answered it was iFix, with locations in the Domain and downtown
Quotes
Brandon, I’m sorry you didn’t kill him. You should have killed him.
Dale Dudley [00:04:04]
I am the opposite of Midas. I am king dog turd.
Dale Dudley [00:15:01]
Zero. Point zero. Goddamn dry hole.
Dale Dudley [00:19:44]
Part 3: Seventies Song Game and Culture with Nicole
The show wraps with a 1970s song game where Dale wins with seven points, followed by Nicole Rainey from Austin Culture Map visiting to discuss recent Austin restaurant openings and events. Nicole talks about new spots like Eberly, Red Ash, Old Thousand, and the F1 FanFest. The segment ends with discussion about naming Nicole’s potential recurring segment and Matt promoting his Punch Comedy Night show.
Segments
- Song Game Setup [00:00:00] — The hosts set up another round of the 70s song game with tickets as prizes. Dale discusses his Realty Shares investment troubles while preparing for the contest.
- Song Game Begins [00:08:00] — Angie on line seven and Michael on line nine compete with Dale, Bob, and Matt identifying 70s songs from one-second clips.
- Game Results and Prize Selection [00:25:00] — Dale wins with seven points. Angie gets first pick (F1 passes), Michael takes Don Henley tickets, and Bob gets WWE tickets as the third-place finisher.
- Nicole Rainey Joins [00:33:00] — Nicole Rainey from Austin Culture Map joins the show. Dale jokes about romantic harassment versus sexual harassment, and Nicole discusses her role at Culture Map.
- Austin Restaurant News [00:38:00] — Nicole covers new restaurant openings including Eberly (from the Stubbs team), Red Ash (Italian downtown), and upcoming spots like Old Thousand (Asian on East 11th) and a new Lucy’s Fried Chicken location.
- Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees [00:48:00] — Dale announces the 2017 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominees including Pearl Jam, Journey, Electric Light Orchestra, Depeche Mode, Tupac, and the J. Geils Band.
- Segment Naming and Wrap [00:53:00] — The hosts brainstorm names for Nicole’s potential recurring segment. Matt promotes Punch Comedy Night. The show closes with discussion of the afternoon replay and The Sideshow podcast.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:03:00] — Dale announces he is retiring from Fast Food Fanatic, saying Daniel has become too much of a snob and doesn’t like anything anymore
Guests
- Nicole Rainey (expert) [00:33:00] — Former producer (‘the girl who posts the most’), now works at Austin Culture Map. Came to discuss Austin restaurant and event news, discussing potential recurring segment
Callers
- Angie (regular) [00:09:00] — 70s song game contest Won first place with seven correct answers, chose F1 three-day grandstand passes with Taylor Swift concert access
- Michael (regular) [00:11:00] — 70s song game contest Placed second, chose Don Henley tickets at ACL Live. Dale notes he calls every day with insightful comments
- Bob [00:10:30] — 70s song game contest Placed third, received WWE Raw fourth row tickets. Made the mistake of picking Matt as his partner instead of Bob Fonseca
Music
- Climax Blues Band — 1976 song played during opening, discussed as part of 70s theme
- Crosby, Stills & Nash — Teach Your Children – first song in the game
- Rare Earth — I Just Want to Celebrate – second song, Dale and Bob both incorrectly guessed Funk 49 by James Gang
- Steely Dan — Reelin’ in the Years – third song
- Elton John and Kiki Dee — Don’t Go Breaking My Heart – fourth song, needed both artists for full credit
- Ambrosia — How Much I Feel – fifth song
- Joni Mitchell — Help Me – sixth song, not Big Yellow Taxi as Matt guessed
- Doobie Brothers — What a Fool Believes – seventh song, Bob said Michael McDonald but needed the band name
- Ozark Mountain Daredevils — Jackie Blue – eighth song
- J. Geils Band — Freeze Frame and Centerfold played simultaneously, discussed as Rock Hall nominees
Quotes
They’ve had 170 successful investments. The one I touch.
Dale Dudley [00:11:45]
Wouldn’t you agree Nicole was the last support staff that was highly intelligent?
Dale Dudley [00:34:00]
I was gonna open a place called Everly in tribute of the brothers
Dale Dudley [00:39:40]