Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, November 7, 2016
This Show
Part 2: The conclusion of Chair Mystery!
Part 2 of the November 7, 2016 show centers on the resolution of the ‘Chair Mystery’ (the missing studio chair was found at the Spanish station), followed by extensive political discussion dominated by Dale’s final pre-election ‘Trump Dump’ segment. The show takes an unexpected turn when Matt reveals that Bill Kirchenbauer, who runs a new comedy club and had sought show appearances, has been publicly bad-mouthing Dale, the show, and Austin’s comedy scene on Facebook Live. The hosts play clips of Kirchenbauer calling Dale ‘the lowest form of comedy’ and criticizing local comics, leading Dale to invite him on the show to confront him directly.
Segments
- Chair Mystery Solved [00:00:09] — The show opens with the revelation that their missing chair was found at the Spanish-language station. Dale discusses upcoming Cap City Comedy Club podcast plans and a water sponsor request.
- Pop Cop [00:01:11] — The recurring Pop Cop segment with celebrity news and jokes, including daylight savings time bits, Oprah’s favorite things, and election humor.
- Miller Lite Dallas Cowboys Giveaway [00:06:41] — Dale gives away a Dallas Cooler Tote with trivia question about who said ‘don’t get your hopes up, Cowboy fans’ earlier in the show.
- Show Dinner Memory [00:08:02] — Facebook reminder from two years ago shows the last show dinner, leading to discussion about couples who’ve broken up since then and Dale’s apparent depression that night.
- Final Trump Dump [00:11:06] — Dale announces this will likely be the last Trump Dump segment before Election Day. Discussion of FBI clearing Hillary’s emails, fake Trump assassination attempt in Reno, and various campaign controversies.
- Alex Jones Fake Assassination Claims [00:14:24] — Dale plays clips showing how Alex Jones falsely claimed there was a gunman trying to kill Trump at a Reno rally when it was just a protester with a sign.
- Dale Does Alex Jones Impression [00:18:03] — Extended segment where Dale performs an Alex Jones impression, riffing on conspiracy theories, Hillary ‘smelling like a demon,’ and various InfoWars talking points.
- Hillary Smells Like Demon Claim [00:24:21] — Dale plays audio of Dave Daubenmire, a frequent Alex Jones guest, claiming Hillary Clinton smells like ‘rotten meat’ and is ‘demon-possessed.’
- Ted Nugent Child Predator Past [00:27:06] — Dale discusses Ted Nugent stumping for Trump despite VH1 footage documenting his relationships with underage girls, including becoming legal guardian of one to date her.
- Obama Mocks Trump’s Twitter [00:29:59] — Audio of President Obama mocking Trump’s campaign for taking away his Twitter access because they don’t trust his self-control.
- Trump Affair and Statistics [00:31:53] — Discussion of National Enquirer paying to bury Trump affair story, Melania working illegally, and Trump’s misleading unemployment statistics.
- JLo Palate Cleanser [00:34:29] — Dale shows a photo of Jennifer Lopez as a ‘palate cleanser’ from all the political content.
- New Comedy Club Controversy Begins [00:39:00] — Discussion begins about Bill Kirchenbauer opening a new comedy club and seeking to appear on the show. Dale mentions his loyalty to Cap City Comedy Club.
- Kirchenbauer’s Attacks on Austin Comedy [00:40:00] — Matt explains that Kirchenbauer has been bad-mouthing Austin’s comedy scene for months, calling it mediocre and specifically attacking local comics like Danny Palumbo.
- Playing Kirchenbauer’s Facebook Video [00:46:44] — After technical difficulties, the hosts attempt to play Kirchenbauer’s Facebook Live video where he criticizes Austin comedy and name-checks Danny Palumbo.
- Kirchenbauer Attacks Danny Palumbo [00:51:09] — In the video, Kirchenbauer singles out Danny Palumbo, spells his name, and tells people to watch his America’s Got Talent appearance to see how bad Austin comedy is.
- Kirchenbauer Attacks Dale [00:55:07] — Kirchenbauer calls Dale Dudley ‘some guy,’ says ‘disc jockeys are like the lowest form of comedy,’ and claims they ‘jerk off in a room all by themselves.’
- Dale’s Response [00:58:01] — Dale offers to have Kirchenbauer on the show to confront him directly, says he never bad-mouthed him, and challenges him to ‘compare wives.’
- Aftermath Discussion [01:00:41] — The hosts discuss whether to still have the Robin Williams impersonator on, Daniel’s possible past dealings with Kirchenbauer at the Velveeta Room, and how to respond.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:11] — Full Pop Cop segment with celebrity news, election jokes, and pop culture commentary
- Trump Dump [00:11:06] — Dale announces this as likely the final Trump Dump before Election Day, covering FBI email clearing, fake assassination claims, and various controversies
- The Sideshow [00:35:17] — Dale mentions planning the Sideshow podcast at Cap City Comedy Club for ‘A Mighty Swell Christmas’
- Audience of One [00:00:53] — Mentioned that last week’s Audience of One brought water
Quotes
You’re a feces follower if you have an InfoWars sticker on the back of your car
Dale Dudley [00:18:34]
Vince Foster invented the match. It was gonna be called ‘This is what Hillary smells like’
Dale Dudley [00:22:03]
If somebody can’t handle a Twitter account, they can’t handle the nuclear codes
President Obama [00:30:39]
Disc jockeys are like the lowest form of comedy. They jerk off in a room all by themselves
Bill Kirchenbauer [00:55:41]
Let’s compare penises and wives. I promise you I’m better-looking than you
Dale Dudley [00:58:03]
Part 3: Homeslice pizza lady and Austin Comedy Scene
This part of the show is dominated by Dale Dudley’s extended feud with Bill Kirkenbauer, a former sitcom actor opening ‘Uncle Crazy’s Comedy Club’ at the Sinesta Hotel. After Matt Bearden plays a video of Kirkenbauer insulting Dale (‘face for radio’, ‘disc jockey’), Dale goes on a prolonged, passionate defense of his 30-year radio career, repeatedly inviting Kirkenbauer on the show to confront him. The segment also includes Jen Strickland from Home Slice Pizza discussing Daniel Gallo’s plan to transport pizza to Canada for his brother-in-law, and brief discussion of the recent camping trip.
Segments
- Dale responds to Kirkenbauer video [00:00:01] — Dale announces he’s sharing Bill Kirkenbauer’s video attacking him, defending his 30-year career and two daily talk shows. He’s furious that Kirkenbauer went after him when Dale never said anything negative about him personally.
- War escalation and Uncle Crazy’s location [00:01:00] — Dale threatens to have listeners disrupt Kirkenbauer’s shows at the Sinesta Hotel, promising to use his ‘attack dog’ audience. He repeatedly invites Kirkenbauer to come on the show and face him.
- Matt admits manipulation [00:03:00] — Matt confesses he feels bad for manipulating Dale by playing the Kirkenbauer video, comparing Dale to an ‘attack dog’ he released. The hosts joke about the traffic problems the new comedy club will cause in Bob’s neighborhood.
- Home Slice Pizza segment begins [00:11:00] — Jen Strickland from Home Slice Pizza arrives in studio to discuss Daniel’s plan to transport pizza to his brother-in-law in Vancouver, Canada. They explore various shipping and hand-carrying options.
- Pizza shipping logistics [00:12:00] — Jen and the hosts discuss par-baking pizza, customs issues, and whether to ship versus hand-carry. Dale mentions they gave Home Slice $60,000 worth of advertising last week and jokingly demands free pizza.
- Pizza carnival promotion [00:16:00] — Jen promotes Home Slice’s charity pizza carnival on Saturday, 12-7pm in their parking lot, benefiting the Austin Bat Cave. The event features multiple pizza vendors and is family-friendly.
- Dale returns to Kirkenbauer feud [00:21:00] — After Jen leaves, Dale returns to ranting about Kirkenbauer, posting his response video on Facebook and threatening to negatively review Uncle Crazy’s. He discusses his recent contract renewal.
- Austin comedy scene discussion [00:26:00] — The hosts discuss whether the Austin comedy scene needs ‘saving’ as Kirkenbauer claims. Matt explains his long-standing issues with Kirkenbauer but admits feeling conflicted about Dale taking over his fight.
- Boss visits about broken chairs [00:29:00] — Chuck (the boss) comes in regarding Dale’s emails about broken studio chairs. He jokes about Dale’s ever-expanding list of demands now that contracts are being renewed.
- Dale’s frustration with the job [00:51:00] — Dale expresses frustration about the constant conflicts and lack of appreciation, questioning why he’s not excited about signing a new multi-year contract. He mentions resistance from management and resentment from others.
- Camping trip recap [00:52:00] — Matt and Bob discuss the recent camping trip where Daniel and his wife unexpectedly showed up. They talk about the rain, cooking, and the expensive nature of camping equipment.
Guests
- Jen Strickland (other) [00:11:00] — Owner of Home Slice Pizza, came in to discuss Daniel’s plan to transport pizza to Canada and promote their charity pizza carnival
Callers
- Rodney (Spicewood) [00:09:42] — Supporting Dale in the Kirkenbauer feud, offering to block the Galleria. Also asked about an old Odessa hamburger place. Brief supportive call, didn’t lead anywhere substantive
- unnamed [00:57:38] — Asked for food suggestions given dietary restrictions (can’t eat raw vegetables, dairy, heavy breads) Dale initially mocked the question, then the caller explained she’s been spending $9/day on gas station pho and needs cheaper options
Quotes
I’ve been a talk show host since 1992. I do two talk shows a day.
Dale Dudley [00:00:32]
You’re doing it the completely ass backward way.
Dale Dudley [00:02:01]
I realized I have an attack dog and I feel bad because I manipulated Dale.
Matt Bearden [00:03:57]
You got about $60,000 worth of advertising last week.
Dale Dudley [00:11:27]
I’ve sat here while my mother died, my brother died, while my father died.
Dale Dudley [00:26:01]
I’m signing this offer sheet and I’m not excited about it.
Dale Dudley [00:51:38]