Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, January 17, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Keys a plenty
This segment opens with Dale nearly losing his expensive hearing aids after considering not picking them up because of yesterday’s discussion about Daniel throwing away pennies. The penny debate continues with callers weighing in, Daniel’s wife providing a Canadian perspective on why pennies are worthless, and the hosts discussing the value of saving change. The segment also includes Animal Cavalcade featuring various animal videos including a dog learning about algae, a cat stuck in a garage door, and monkeys mourning what they believe is a dead baby monkey (actually a fake one with a camera).
Segments
- Show open [00:00:01] — Introductory announcements and Dale discussing traffic on his commute in.
- Daniel throws pennies away [00:03:15] — Dale references yesterday’s segment about Daniel throwing pennies in the trash, which will connect to a story later about nearly losing his hearing aids.
- Dale almost loses $5,000 hearing aids [00:15:00] — Dale nearly walked away from his hearing aids at the front door because he thought the sound was just a penny falling, inspired by yesterday’s penny discussion with Daniel.
- Carissa’s massive keychain [00:17:00] — The hosts notice and mock Carissa’s enormous keychain with multiple rings and fobs, with Dale saying it’s a sign of being a disorganized mess. Daniel points out she has a key for a cabinet they no longer have.
- Smoking lecture [00:23:00] — Dale expresses concern about Carissa’s smoking after watching the Debbie Reynolds/Carrie Fisher HBO documentary, noting how smoking ages people.
- Penny debate continues with callers [00:27:00] — Multiple callers weigh in on the penny debate, including Tina who picks up pennies from bathroom floors and washes them.
- Daniel’s wife’s penny explanation [00:30:00] — Daniel reads his wife Jen’s explanation for why they don’t believe in pennies – Canada eliminated them years ago and rounds prices instead.
- Valuable pennies discussion [00:32:00] — Matt finds articles about rare pennies worth thousands of dollars, suggesting Daniel may have thrown away valuable coins.
- Animal Cavalcade begins [00:37:00] — Dale starts the Animal Cavalcade segment with various animal videos.
- Woman reunited with cat after two years [00:38:00] — Emotional video of a woman getting her cat Diego back after two years missing.
- Digby the dog and the algae [00:40:00] — Video of a dog named Digby who mistakes algae for solid ground and falls face-first into a lake.
- Cat stuck in garage door [00:41:00] — Photo of a cat hanging from a garage door, appearing dead but actually alive.
- Snow monkey and deer mating attempt [00:44:00] — Video showing interspecies mating attempt between a snow monkey and a deer in captivity.
- Dog rescue attempt in Utah [00:45:00] — Video of rescue workers trying to save a dog stranded on a mountain ledge, though the dog eventually got down on its own.
- Monkeys mourn fake baby [00:47:00] — Documentary footage of langur monkeys holding what appears to be a funeral for a fake robotic baby monkey with a camera, hugging and comforting each other.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:37:00] — Dale presents multiple animal videos including reunited cat, dog falling in algae, cat in garage door, monkey-deer mating, dog rescue, and monkeys mourning fake baby
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:10:00] — Referenced as the segment that led to yesterday’s penny discussion with Daniel
Callers
- Sabra [00:27:00] — Said she picks up pennies left by millennial roommates who throw them away Brief call, swore and apologized
- Tina [00:28:00] — Discussed picking up pennies everywhere, even from bathroom floors, and once tore open a vacuum bag to retrieve pennies Shared her penny-saving philosophy rooted in growing up post-Depression era
- unnamed [00:29:00] — 21-year-old who doesn’t understand people who throw pennies away Brief agreement that change adds up
- unnamed [00:30:00] — Argued that throwing away pennies means working for free, equivalent to giving up a month’s pay per year if you throw away $1,200 worth Made strong mathematical argument about the value of saved change
- unnamed [00:33:00] — Won Bruce Hornsby tickets, then shared story about finding Nazi Germany coins worth a lot of money in furniture bought from an individual Hosts joked about buying furniture from Hitler on ‘Adolflist’
Quotes
This close to throwing away about $5,000 worth of something this morning
Dale Dudley [00:15:00]
If you go over to her house and a giant lizard comes up over the television
Dale Dudley [00:20:00]
That smoke, that smoking, it turns women… masculine
Dale Dudley [00:24:00]
Part 1: Math Math Math
The show opens with Dale upset about an unflattering photo of him in a buffet line posted online by Bob’s friend. The crew discusses Daniel Gallo being on vacation in Mexico and sleeping in the same room as his in-laws to save money, which Dale and Bob find bizarre. Carissa struggles with math questions despite claiming to have been a ‘loan officer,’ leading to an extended comedy bit. The group also discusses the Cowboys’ heartbreaking playoff loss to the Packers, Eddie Long’s death, and the shutdown of Ringling Brothers circus.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:01] — Standard show introduction with announcements that Daniel Gallo, Chuy, and CJ Morgan are on vacation.
- Dale’s Buffet Line Photo [00:01:37] — Dale discovers an unflattering meme of himself eating chips at a party, posted by Aaron Haley. He suspects Bob’s friend took the photo and is angry about the privacy violation.
- Cowboys Party Recap [00:04:00] — Dale and Bob discuss attending the same party to watch the Cowboys-Packers game. Dale mentions his wife was taking photos and Bob’s wife was yelling at players.
- Daniel’s Sleeping Arrangements [00:06:46] — The hosts discuss Daniel Gallo’s vacation habit of sharing hotel rooms with his in-laws to save money, sleeping ‘butts to nuts’ with his father-in-law. Dale finds this completely unacceptable.
- Carissa Can’t Do Math [00:11:45] — Dale challenges Carissa on her claim to have been a ‘loan officer’ when she panics over simple math. Extended comedy bit where she struggles with percentages and division despite having worked at Countrywide during the mortgage crisis.
- Eddie Long Death Announcement [00:25:29] — The show announces the death of megachurch pastor Eddie Long at 60 from cancer. He was previously accused of sexual misconduct with underage boys and was known for anti-gay rhetoric.
- $300 Parlay Bet Story [00:28:51] — Discussion of a bettor who turned $300 into $28,000 by letting a Packers bet ride for seven games, now worth potentially $76,000 if the Packers beat the Falcons.
- Cowboys Game Breakdown [00:32:01] — Detailed discussion of the final minutes of the Cowboys-Packers playoff game, including the back-and-forth field goals and Aaron Rodgers’ game-winning drive.
- Aaron Rodgers Family Estrangement [00:34:46] — Discussion of Aaron Rodgers not speaking to his family, sending back Christmas gifts from his parents. Speculation that they may have asked him for money.
- Video from the Party [00:37:51] — Dale discovers Bob’s friend also recorded video of them at the football party, capturing Dale yelling and acting like ‘a big doofus.’
- Human Feet Restaurant Story [00:40:41] — Discussion of a likely fake story about a Chinese restaurant in Italy accused of serving human feet. Bob speculates it may be anti-Chinese propaganda related to restaurant competition.
- Ringling Brothers Circus Closing [00:43:42] — Announcement that Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Circus is shutting down after 146 years. Dale is sad he never got to go; discussion of whether it’s due to elephant retirement or being outdated.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:40:02] — Dale mentions skipping Fast Food Fanatic until Daniel returns, but then does the human feet restaurant story anyway without the music
Text Line
- [00:01:46] Someone (Aaron Haley) created a meme saying ‘chips are not on protocol one’ with an unflattering photo of Dale at the buffet line — read by Dale Dudley Dale got upset about the privacy violation and deleted it from the show prep page, started a rant about who took the photo
Music
- The Grassroots — Discussion of ‘Two Divided by Love’ and other Grassroots songs; Bob claims his mom loved the band
Quotes
How could you have a rough time when you’re sleeping butts to nuts with your father-in-law
Bob Fonseca [00:06:59]
Daniel seems a bit cuckolded
Dale Dudley [00:08:38]
She’s no different than the quote-unquote rental agent when you go to an apartment complex
Bob Fonseca [00:14:02]
Part 2: Dale’s Crushed Dream
Dale discusses his crushed 40-year dream of owning a Corvette after discovering he doesn’t fit comfortably in one at Elite Motorsports. His friend SW showed him various sports cars, including a 2013 Porsche 911 Cabriolet, but Dale struggles with the decision to spend that much money. The show also features PopCop, Animal Cavalcade segments, and discussion of a Colorado congressman who snuck out of his own town hall meeting.
Segments
- HEB Appearance Promo [00:00:00] — Dale announces Matt Bearden will appear at HEB on East Palm Valley January 20th from 4-6pm with UT basketball ticket giveaway.
- 40-Year Dream Setup [00:00:30] — Dale teases his story about a 40-year dream that has died, starting from 1977. Carissa struggles with the math.
- PopCop [00:01:16] — Matt presents PopCop segment with celebrity news including Betty White’s 95th birthday, Margot Robbie learning to ice skate for Tonya Harding role, and Trump calling NATO obsolete.
- In-Laws Hotel Room Scenario [00:07:01] — Carissa role-plays asking the hosts how they would react if their wives said they’d be sharing a hotel room with their in-laws on vacation. All hosts react negatively.
- Dale’s Dream Story Begins [00:11:40] — Dale begins the main story about visiting SW’s house, seeing his massive car collection garage, and his 40-year dream involving a Corvette from 1977.
- The Crushed Dream [00:16:20] — Dale sits in a 2016 Corvette at Elite Motorsports and discovers he doesn’t fit – his knees hit the steering wheel and dash. SW tells him ‘you don’t fit in a Corvette.’
- The Porsche Alternative [00:23:50] — Dale reveals SW showed him a 2013 Porsche 911S Cabriolet that he does fit in. Original price $130k, SW offered an incredible deal, but Dale struggles with pulling the trigger.
- Ratings Whiplash [00:26:00] — Dale explains why he can’t buy expensive cars – LA Lloyd told him the show had great ratings, then immediately said everything collapsed in December, creating financial uncertainty.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:34:00] — Segment featuring zebra shark reproducing without male partner, guy sledding with cat, Esther the 670-pound pig, Jenga-playing bunny, massive Florida alligator, and terrifying sand worm footage.
- Congressman Kaufman Town Hall [00:50:45] — Dale discusses Colorado Representative Mike Kaufman who held a constituent meeting but only allowed 4 people in at a time for 5 minutes each, then snuck out the back door early.
- Tom Price Insider Trading [00:51:20] — Dale reports on Trump’s HHS nominee Tom Price buying stock in a medical device company days before introducing legislation that would benefit them.
- Punch Comedy Show Promo [00:57:45] — Matt promotes tonight’s Punch Comedy show at Cap City Comedy Club with Danny Palumbo headlining and a surprise guest who appears on At Midnight.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:16] — Matt presents celebrity news in character as PopCop, covering Betty White, Margot Robbie, Trump, and other pop culture stories
- Animal Cavalcade [00:36:00] — Extended segment featuring various animals including virgin-birth zebra shark, 670-pound house pig named Esther, Jenga-playing bunny, massive Florida gator, and terrifying sand worm hunting footage
Callers
- unnamed [00:16:43] — Called during the story about Dale’s car shopping Dale answered but the caller didn’t speak, sounded like Daniel for a moment according to Bob, then hung up
Quotes
Dale, you don’t fit in a Corvette.
Dale Dudley [00:16:50]
A comedy career?
Carissa Jade [00:24:44]
Stop worrying about what everybody thinks about you. You only live one time.
Carissa Jade [00:35:52]
Oh, you Indians.
Dale Dudley [00:15:01]
Part 3: Trump Blues and Swords
The third hour of the show featured wide-ranging discussions including Bob promoting his son Caden’s high school production of Disney’s Little Mermaid at Lake Travis (February 1-4), news about performers canceling for Trump’s inauguration, Dale telling a story about being misunderstood when taking a photo with a fan, and CJ revealing he owns multiple swords despite owing thousands in back taxes. The hosts also watched and discussed Australian news anchors fighting about wearing the same color on air, and explored the reality show ‘Chrisley Knows Best.’
Segments
- Little Mermaid Promotion Begins [00:00:00] — Bob attempts to plug his son Caden’s high school production of Disney’s Little Mermaid at Lake Travis High School (Feb 1-4), but Dale and Matt relentlessly mock it with homophobic character bits.
- B Street Band Cancels Inauguration [00:14:27] — Discussion about the Bruce Springsteen tribute band canceling their Trump inauguration performance out of respect for Springsteen, who opposed Trump.
- CJ’s Sword Collection Revealed [00:21:00] — CJ admits he bought expensive swords online despite owing thousands in back taxes. Discussion of Texas weapons laws and CJ’s financial situation.
- Local DJ Sword Attack [00:27:00] — Discussion of news story about DJ Miguel Angel (DJ U Love Eye) being attacked with a katana and dagger by bar owner Shashuko Ciamora.
- Elderly STD Study [00:34:00] — News clip about Representative Donna Howard proposing a study on STDs in elderly communities, with discussion of seniors’ sexual activity.
- Chrisley Knows Best Deep Dive [00:39:00] — Extended discussion and clips from the reality show ‘Chrisley Knows Best,’ with speculation about Todd Chrisley’s sexuality and financial troubles.
- Australian News Anchors Fight [00:48:00] — Hosts watch and analyze leaked footage of Australian news anchors fighting off-air about wearing the same color (white) before going live.
Callers
- Fred (regular) [00:21:15] — Called about inaugural entertainment, suggesting Ted Nugent and Toby Keith would perform Dale said it was ‘almost a promo’ but not quite funny enough. Fred’s call was acknowledged but didn’t launch anything.
- Rachel [00:39:44] — Called to identify the reality show as ‘Chrisley Knows Best’ Provided the show title and agreed with Dale’s assessment that the father seems gay.
Quotes
If your son’s the straight kid in the drama department, he should already have a different girlfriend.
Dale Dudley [00:08:41]
You can have a gun and shoot people dead, but you can’t have an ASP to hit someone away?
Dale Dudley [00:27:40]
The lady on the left is the future anchor of this broadcast.
Bob Fonseca [00:52:00]