Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, March 24, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Redemption
Dale starts the show with headphone cord issues, then discusses the show’s 25th anniversary and Matt’s upcoming 10th anniversary. The hosts replay congratulatory messages from listeners and local figures, including Sean Colvin, Walker Aaronson, and Jordan Smith. Dale receives a Texas flag that flew over the Capitol (via Bob’s connection to DPS Commander Ortiz), sparking jealousy and jokes. Dale goes on a lengthy rant about Robert Mercer and oligarchs, admits he took Viagra the previous night only to have his wife fall asleep, and shares a story about getting in trouble in 1979 for playing a Paul McCartney song that was ‘too heavy’ for morning radio. The segment ends with Animal Cavalcade videos including a kid twisting his head 180 degrees, a dart accident, and news about Congress repealing internet privacy protections.
Segments
- Show open and headphone troubles [00:00:45] — Bob reads the elaborate show open while Dale struggles with tangled headphone cords for five minutes.
- Matt’s 10th anniversary planning [00:03:29] — Dale realizes Matt’s 10th anniversary is coming up and offers to let him book his own guest as a gift, including potentially getting a free tattoo on air.
- Daniel’s temper and yesterday’s incident [00:04:39] — Dale discusses Daniel’s meltdown from the previous day involving technical issues and Brian, noting he had to shut it down because he didn’t know how far Daniel’s anger would go.
- 25th anniversary congratulations messages [00:07:56] — The show plays a series of recorded congratulatory messages from Gene Anthes, Walker Aaronson, Brian from KXAN, Kirsten, Shanna Kramer, and Jordan Smith celebrating the show’s 25 years.
- Sean Colvin tribute [00:12:12] — Dale requests they replay Sean Colvin’s congratulations message, becomes emotional about her career and personal connection to his life, including a Grammy ceremony memory and meeting her at his lawyer’s house.
- Bob’s Texas flag from DPS [00:13:23] — Bob thanks Commander Ortiz and DPS Region 7 for presenting him with a Texas flag that flew over the Capitol on his birthday. Dale is jealous he didn’t get one, leading to jokes about his Houston origins.
- Dale calls Art Acevedo [00:16:56] — Dale mentions getting a random call from former Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo, now in Houston with 16 helicopters, who is happy in his new job and misses Austin but not the politics.
- Explaining the anniversary message guests [00:18:32] — Dale explains who the people in the congratulations messages were: Walker Aaronson (his lawyer), Gene Anthes (criminal attorney who helped during drug days), Brian (secret KXAN source), Kirsten (now at SiriusXM), and Jordan Smith (investigative reporter).
- Dale needs psychotherapy [00:22:00] — Dale says both he and Daniel need psychotherapy. He explains the difference between a psychotherapist and psychiatrist, and discusses feeling depressed after shows.
- Robert Mercer rant [00:24:22] — Dale launches into a lengthy rant about billionaire Robert Mercer, his influence on the Trump administration, his belief that human value equals net worth, and how the rich manipulate the middle class through social issues while enriching themselves.
- Viagra story [00:29:24] — Dale reveals he took Viagra last night after Amanda held it up asking if he should take it, then she went upstairs to sleep with their daughter, leaving him with a viagra headache. She claimed she tried to wake him but he couldn’t get back to sleep.
- First time in trouble on radio [00:32:39] — Dale shares that in 1979-80, working the overnight shift in Tyler, Texas, station owner Don Cheney called the morning guy to tell Dale not to play such ‘heavy’ music in the morning – the offending song was Paul McCartney’s ‘Old Siam Sir.’
- Animal Cavalcade begins [00:35:36] — Dale shows a video of a kid who can turn his head 180 degrees, which freaks everyone out. Matt nearly vomits watching it repeatedly.
- Dart accident video [00:37:49] — Dale plays a video titled ‘my buddy is good at darts’ where someone tries to throw a dart between another person’s fingers but hits them, the dart going all the way through the finger.
- Lockhart teacher in Playboy bunny costume [00:39:09] — Discussion of teacher Sarah Fowlkes from Lockhart who made international news and is smiling in her mugshot. Dale jokingly offers to hide her from the press.
- Kid and dog with vitiligo [00:40:02] — They watch a heartwarming video of a child with vitiligo meeting a dog with the same condition, though Matt is primed to laugh inappropriately at it.
- East Texas alligator gar [00:41:05] — Discussion of a 7-foot-11, 258-pound alligator gar caught on Toledo Bend Lake in East Texas.
- Congress votes on internet privacy and Alaska wildlife [00:41:56] — Dale rants about Congress (including Ted Cruz and John Cornyn) voting to let internet providers snoop on and sell users’ browsing data, and also voting to stop protections for wolves and bears in Alaska refuges.
- Bullfighter gored [00:43:33] — Brief mention of a bullfighter in Mexico City who was gored by an 11-inch horn, with Matt making an inappropriate comment that sounds sexual.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:35:36] — Dale shows multiple videos including a kid turning his head 180 degrees, a dart accident, vitiligo dog and boy, and alligator gar; also mentions rescued owl at Lost Creek Country Club
- The Sideshow [00:06:01] — Dale mentions making a flippant joke on The Sideshow that upset Brian
Guests
- Gene Anthes (other) [00:07:56] — Criminal attorney, left voicemail congratulations for 25th anniversary; Dale mentions calling him 25 times during percocet withdrawal
- Walker Aaronson (other) [00:08:12] — State attorney and Dale’s lawyer, left voicemail noting they’ve been together longer than their marriages; worked at law firm with Dale’s first wife
- Brian (from KXAN) (other) [00:08:34] — Former secret source at KXAN who would leak news info, left 25th anniversary voicemail; no longer at station
- Kirsten (other) [00:09:00] — Former KLBJ DJ now program director at Margaritaville on SiriusXM; left emotional voicemail about her last day
- Shanna Kramer (expert) [00:09:22] — Therapist who has appeared on show, joked about their self-esteem and narcissism issues in voicemail
- Jordan Smith (other) [00:09:52] — Investigative reporter who left voicemail joking about discussing ‘uplifting topics like abortion and the death penalty but most importantly, my boobs’
- Sean Colvin (musician) [00:12:12] — Grammy-winning musician who left congratulations voicemail; Dale is huge fan, she ‘got him through a divorce’, has personal connection including meeting at his lawyer’s house
Music
- Paul McCartney and Wings — Dale plays ‘Old Siam Sir’ – the song he got in trouble for playing as ‘too heavy’ on overnight radio in Tyler, Texas in 1979-80; from ‘Back to the Egg’ album
Quotes
I have never met a rude DPS officer. But then again I’m white so you know.
Dale Dudley [00:15:07]
Your human value is in how much money you make – that’s what Mercer believes.
Dale Dudley [00:26:09]
If I snap, you will see me target oligarchs and politicians who need to be taken out.
Dale Dudley [00:28:00]
Part 2: Old Friends
Former show contributor Tim ‘Cop Smoochio’ returns to celebrate the 25th anniversary. Tim was the show’s Austin police officer who did traffic reports and became a recurring character. Dale and Tim share old stories from the mid-90s era, including how Tim got his nickname, memories of producer Yeti (Jeff Gish), and a harrowing ride-along to a car crash. Bob reads a poem he wrote for Tim.
Segments
- Anniversary messages [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded anniversary messages from Nancy Reed, Shane Moss, and Jerry J. Walker wishing Dale and Bob a happy 25th anniversary.
- Cop Smoochio arrives [00:02:02] — Former show contributor Tim, a retired Austin police officer, surprises the hosts. Dale and Bob reminisce about when Tim was their traffic reporter in the mid-90s.
- Memories of Yeti [00:03:21] — Tim recalls producer Jeff ‘Yeti’ Gish. Dale shares that Yeti called him in July for personal advice about their similar childhoods, and they had a meaningful conversation before Yeti’s passing.
- Origin of Cop Smoochio [00:07:03] — Tim explains how he got his nickname: Bob called him ‘Cop Smoochio’ after Tim teased Bob (‘Butt Smoochio’) about kissing up to a new general manager, turning it around when APD was hiring a new police chief.
- Ride-along story [00:08:56] — Dale and Tim recount a dramatic ride-along where they responded to a crash at 115 mph on 360. A truck had hit a light pole hard enough to dent the top, and Dale reluctantly helped at the scene.
Guests
- Tim ‘Cop Smoochio’ (other) [00:02:02] — Retired Austin police officer, former show traffic reporter from the mid-90s era, returned for 25th anniversary
- Nancy Reed (other) [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded 25th anniversary message, former show associate from early days
- Shane Moss (comedian) [00:00:34] — Pre-recorded 25th anniversary message, recurring guest comedian
- Jerry J. Walker (other) [00:01:05] — Pre-recorded 25th anniversary message
Quotes
If he’s screaming, he ain’t dead. Get out of the car.
Dale Dudley [00:08:15]
Part 3: 25th Game
The cast discusses Bob’s accident with a station vehicle, destroying Jay Kendall’s truck, then moves through multiple segments including celebrating the show’s 25th anniversary with thank-you gifts. They run a game called ‘Is It Older Than The Dudley and Bob Show’ giving away Dave Chappelle tickets. Fast-food stories include teeth found in a barbacoa taco, McDonald’s sauces now sold in Canada, and a $25,000 taco. The show features awkward moments around confidence in game segments and Daniel receiving anniversary gifts.
Segments
- Bob’s Remote Vehicle Accident [00:00:00] — Dale reads Bob’s accident report about hitting Jay Kendall’s truck with the station remote broadcast vehicle. Bob describes the challenges of driving the poorly maintained Winnebago-style vehicle.
- Throwback Story: Johnny Walker and the Antenna [00:02:32] — Dale tells the story of Johnny Walker driving the remote vehicle with the 20-foot antenna up, tearing down power lines and lights on 6th Street like a scene from a vacation movie.
- Anniversary Promotions and Remotes [00:04:29] — Matt announces his afternoon remote at HEB for UT baseball tickets. Dale discusses station promotions and Schlotsky’s bringing breakfast.
- Dave Chappelle Twitter Controversy [00:05:42] — Dale mentions people criticizing Dave Chappelle’s Netflix specials for jokes about the LGBTQ community, expressing frustration with Twitter reactions.
- Audience Member Discussion [00:06:56] — Dale discusses Maureen in the Audience of One, who previously made a film festival entry spoofing Carissa called ‘Yeast Feast.’
- Dale’s Contract and Boss Interaction [00:07:56] — Dale mentions his contract is up June 1st and describes a tense interaction with his boss about a potential other job opportunity.
- SW at Elite Motorsports Discussion [00:08:56] — Discussion about SW at Elite Motorsports and Bob claiming SW hates Dale, with Dale disputing this and discussing borrowing a 2013 Porsche.
- Are You Smarter Than Daniel Gallo Quiz [00:10:38] — CJ Morgan created an online quiz based on Daniel’s past statements. The hosts struggle through questions about highway junctions, Mongolian cavalry, tomatoes, and other Daniel-isms.
- Casey’s Throwback Story [00:17:39] — Casey briefly tells a story from the 90s about Bob being upset for two weeks when a movie theater ran out of hot dog buns.
- Burger Gate Reference [00:18:19] — Discussion of the original ‘Burger Gate’ when Daniel told people ‘you’re not my bro’ during a segment about who his bros were.
- Anniversary Thank You Gifts [00:22:17] — Dale and Bob give Daniel and Carissa $50 Alamo Drafthouse gift cards with handwritten thank-you notes for the anniversary week. Matt jokes about not receiving one.
- Game Confidence Crisis [00:24:48] — Carissa expresses sudden lack of confidence in the ‘Is It Older Than The Dudley and Bob Show’ game she prepared, leading to confusion and Dale reading from his book about not giving an F.
- Daniel’s Alexa App Announcement [00:27:14] — Bob announces Daniel’s upcoming Alexa app called ‘Daniel-isms’ launching next week, which will allow people to get Daniel quotes on command.
- Teeth in Barbacoa Taco [00:28:58] — Discussion of a woman finding an entire jaw row of teeth in her barbacoa taco from Elrincon in Pflugerville. The restaurant explains barbacoa comes pre-made from a vendor they’re no longer using.
- McDonald’s Sauces in Canada [00:32:13] — Fast Food Fanatic segment about McDonald’s bottling their sauces (Big Mac sauce, chicken sauce) in Canada. Discussion about mayonnaise being low-carb and dressing on salads.
- Restaurant That Plates Food on Your Hand [00:33:33] — Discussion of Brown and Bean restaurant in Plymouth, England that plates food directly on customers’ hands.
- New York vs Texas Barbecue Debate [00:34:51] — Dale discusses Eater’s Nick Solares claiming New York is becoming a barbecue capital, which didn’t go over well with Texans.
- Grilled Cheese Donut and $25,000 Taco [00:35:50] — Fast Food Fanatic covers a flaming hot donut grilled cheese hanging over tomato soup at Clinton Hall in New York, and a $25,000 taco with gold flakes at Grand Velas resort.
- Daniel’s First Caviar Experience [00:37:41] — Daniel announces he’ll try caviar for the first time this weekend for his anniversary at a Russian restaurant. Discussion about what caviar actually is (fish eggs/roe).
- Is It Older Than The Dudley and Bob Show Game [00:40:05] — Contest for Dave Chappelle tickets where callers must get three questions correct about whether things are older or younger than the show’s 25 years. Multiple callers attempt; Dan wins with correct answers about Rainforest Cafe, Lakeline Mall, and Jerry Springer show.
- Listener Needs and Matt’s Remote [00:46:01] — Dale lists listener needs (oral surgeon, gutters, bike, therapist). Matt promotes his afternoon HEB remote with UT baseball ticket giveaway, sponsored by Coors Light.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:28:58] — Segment covering teeth in barbacoa taco, McDonald’s sauces in Canada, restaurant plating food on hands, grilled cheese donut, and $25,000 taco
- The Sideshow [00:10:38] — CJ Morgan created online quiz based on Daniel’s past statements from the show
- Audience of One [00:06:56] — Maureen is in studio, previously created Yeast Feast film for Dudley Bob Film Festival
Guests
- Maureen (other) [00:06:56] — Audience of One member who previously made ‘Yeast Feast’ film festival entry
Callers
- Bobby [00:40:43] — Playing Is It Older Than The Dudley and Bob Show game Failed to get three correct answers, hung up after missing blue M&Ms question
- James [00:43:20] — Playing Is It Older Than The Dudley and Bob Show game Failed after missing webcam and Linux questions, apparently was Googling answers
- Dan [00:44:43] — Playing Is It Older Than The Dudley and Bob Show game Won Dave Chappelle tickets by correctly answering Rainforest Cafe, Lakeline Mall, and Jerry Springer Show questions
Quotes
We need a remote light so when there’s an attractive audience of one it’ll light that corner up
Dale Dudley [00:06:56]
No offense to me, but I kind of dumb my stuff down a little bit
Daniel Gallo [00:12:32]
I read it January 1st of this year and it changed my year
Carissa Jade [00:21:03]
Think waking up in the morning, you could set your alarm to wake up to a Daniel-ism
Bob Fonseca [00:27:14]
I’m also very good at masturbation, the best ever
Dale Dudley [00:48:40]
Part 4: More Guests
This segment features investigative journalist Jordan Smith visiting for the show’s 25th anniversary. The hosts spend considerable time discussing religion, faith, and Jim Baker, with Jordan sharing her experience visiting Baker’s Morningside Church and bringing back Jim Baker hats as gifts. The conversation weaves between Dale’s childhood religious experiences, Bob’s past involvement with a church, and Jordan’s recent work covering reproductive rights legislation. The segment showcases the show’s blend of serious journalism discussion and irreverent humor.
Segments
- Eddie Gosling phone prank [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded bit from comedian Eddie Gosling calling a photography studio asking to photograph his son biting into a deer heart during a live kill. The receptionist and supervisor reject the increasingly bizarre requests.
- Eddie Gosling introduction [00:02:22] — Dale explains that Eddie Gosling is a dear friend, head writer on Tosh.0, married to comedian Megan Mooney, and will be in Austin soon with the Tosh.0 tour.
- Jim Gaffigan ticket giveaway [00:03:01] — Brief promo for Jim Gaffigan tickets with text-to-win instructions.
- Jordan Smith introduction – People of the Neighborhood [00:03:12] — Jordan Smith enters as the segment’s guest. Hosts immediately joke about her appearance on the station ID and make inappropriate comments about her outfit.
- Jordan’s writing career discussion [00:04:04] — Dale mentions resigning from Austin Monthly over a deer joke. Jordan discusses her work at The Intercept covering politics, reproductive rights, and the divide in the Texas GOP.
- Jim Baker church visit [00:06:10] — Jordan shares her experience visiting Jim Baker’s Morningside Church broadcast, describing the elderly audience, the surreal atmosphere, and bringing back Jim Baker baseball caps as gifts for the hosts.
- Dale’s religious background [00:09:28] — Dale shares stories about church camp in Colorado or Oklahoma where he was sent to the woods to ‘hear the voice of Jesus’ and never did, feeling left out when other kids claimed religious experiences. He recounts being baptized with a broken arm in the Colorado River.
- Madalyn Murray O’Hair documentary [00:13:15] — Dale promotes the Netflix premiere of a documentary about atheist activist Madalyn Murray O’Hair, calling her story the most untold in Austin and criticizing how the city ignores her legacy.
- Bob’s religious phase [00:14:35] — Dale recalls Bob’s period working part-time at Guitar Church doing video work with Andrew Barlow, and Bob trying to get Dale to attend men’s retreats.
- Jim Baker hat discussion [00:15:57] — Extended conversation about whether it’s appropriate to wear the Jim Baker hat in public. Bob wore it and claims bad things happened. Dale says he wouldn’t wear it out of respect for believers. Discussion of what would happen if someone approached them about faith while wearing it.
- 25th anniversary trivia [00:18:22] — Daniel runs through quiz questions comparing things to the show’s age: Beanie Babies (older, 1993), Photoshop (older, 1990), Central Market (younger), Carolina Panthers (younger by one year).
- Jordan’s recent journalism work [00:20:00] — Jordan discusses writing about abortion rights, the Mercer family’s influence on Trump’s election, and interviewing an Oklahoma lawmaker who proposed requiring women to get permission from their sexual partner before having an abortion, using the non-word ‘pre-know’ and calling women ‘hosts.’
- Wrap-up with Jordan [00:22:01] — Hosts thank Jordan and encourage her to stay as more guests arrive. Brief mention of Cinnabons available in studio.
Recurring Bits
- People of the Neighborhood [00:03:12] — Jordan Smith appears as the neighborhood person being featured, with the signature musical intro
Guests
- Jordan Smith (expert) [00:03:12] — Investigative journalist for The Intercept, visiting for the show’s 25th anniversary. Previously visited Jim Baker’s Morningside Church and brought the hosts Jim Baker merchandise. Discusses her coverage of reproductive rights, Texas politics, and the Mercer family.
- Eddie Gosling (comedian) [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded phone prank played at segment open. Head writer on Tosh.0, married to Megan Mooney, friend of Dale’s. Will be in Austin with Tosh.0 tour.
Quotes
By far we were the youngest people in there. Except for the people working.
Jordan Smith [00:08:13]
Your insanity stops where mine begins.
Dale Dudley [00:08:17]
He basically explained his logic which was that women are just hosts
Jordan Smith [00:21:17]
Part 5: Reckless Kelly In Studio
The final part of the 25th anniversary show wraps up with Matt Bearden delivering an emotional thank you to Dale and Bob, announcing a surprise 25th anniversary gala at the Paramount Theater in August. After reflecting on their careers and the show’s impact, Reckless Kelly performs two songs live in studio. The show closes with acknowledgments and promotional announcements.
Segments
- Worst of DB and M: Smiles for Life Confusion [00:00:00] — Caller John from LA recalls Dale’s famous mistake about teeth whitening charity Smiles for Life, where Dale thought poor kids were getting free teeth whitening instead of understanding adults pay to whiten teeth and money goes to sick kids.
- Water Wiggle Controversy [00:06:01] — Dale rants about a Wisconsin Lutheran school suspending a 12-year-old girl for selling water wiggles, which the principal accused of being sex toys. He wrote the principal at 5 AM expressing outrage.
- Matt’s 25th Anniversary Speech Setup [00:09:45] — Matt prepares to deliver his thank you to Dale and Bob before the final guest arrives, thanking Daniel, Carissa, and Dustin Swalock for their work on anniversary week.
- Fazy Guy Character Interruption [00:11:22] — Dale’s ‘Fazy Guy’ character interrupts Matt’s speech after Matt mentions the harmonizer bit, doing concert commercial impressions.
- Matt’s Sixth Sense Story [00:12:12] — Matt recounts how he started listening in 1996 when Stern came to town, but stopped for 3-4 years after Dale spoiled The Sixth Sense ending just days after it opened.
- Paramount Theater Gala Announcement [00:16:38] — Matt reveals he’s organized a 25th anniversary gala at the Paramount Theater for August (around Dale’s birthday), where others will introduce and celebrate Dale and Bob for the first time in their careers.
- Dale’s Response and Reflection [00:21:24] — Dale shares that he’s had feelings of not being recognized by Austin ‘royalty’ for 25 years, but realized this week that having people who were actually part of the show celebrate them felt more meaningful than celebrity endorsements.
- Reckless Kelly Arrives [00:25:25] — Cody Braun of Reckless Kelly enters the studio. The hosts discuss the band’s origin story, how they launched Reckless Kelly’s career in Austin by having them on the show when they were playing to three people at Lucy’s Retired Surfer Bar.
- Band History Discussion [00:27:00] — Matt recalls first seeing Reckless Kelly at Club DeVille around 1996. The band discusses still touring 150+ shows per year after nine studio albums, down from 200+ shows in earlier years.
- First Song: ‘How Can You Love Him’ [00:32:26] — Reckless Kelly performs their first song live in studio.
- Second Song: ‘Reckless’ [00:40:32] — After brief banter, Reckless Kelly performs their title track about the road they’re on.
- Show Sign-Off [00:41:20] — Dale closes the show promoting Matt’s H-E-B appearance and thanking listeners for the week.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:00:00] — Caller recalls the classic Smiles for Life teeth whitening charity misunderstanding
- Pop Squirrel [00:10:25] — Matt mentions they spent a thousand dollars on the harmonizer for this bit
Guests
- Cody Braun (musician) [00:25:25] — Member of Reckless Kelly, in studio with brother Willie to perform and discuss their career. Band was launched in Austin by this show.
- Willie Braun (musician) [00:32:26] — Member of Reckless Kelly, arrived late but performed two songs with brother Cody
- Mitch (other) [00:04:53] — From Rudy’s Country Store Barbecue, called the ‘last guest of the year’ jokingly before Reckless Kelly arrived
Callers
- John (LA) [00:00:00] — Recalled the Smiles for Life teeth whitening charity confusion from years ago Led to playing the audio clip of Dale’s mistake and the crew laughing about it
Music
- Reckless Kelly — Performed ‘How Can You Love Him’ live in studio
- Reckless Kelly — Performed ‘Reckless’ live in studio
Quotes
Mommy, Daddy, we can’t eat, but look at my teeth.
Dale Dudley [00:01:06]
There’s no way he just spoiled a movie that’s literally just open.
Matt Bearden [00:13:23]
You’ve created a show for the people who don’t feel a part of anything.
Matt Bearden [00:20:11]
This has been such a great week because it’s been the people who were part of it.
Dale Dudley [00:23:10]