Dudley and Bob
Dudley and Bob

Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, April 12, 2017

This Show

Part 1: Bob vs. Sandisk & We Love James Blunt

The show opens with technical difficulties (Carissa’s email, Bob’s tile/key search) before diving into Jay Giles’ death and Rock Hall of Fame snubs. Bob battles SanDisk customer service over a failed SD card that nearly lost his kid’s prom photos, while the crew debates United Airlines policy. Matt discovers James Blunt has a sense of humor when the singer favorites his tweet, leading to a surprising appreciation for Blunt’s music. The segment ends with viral videos including a catastrophic dove release at a funeral.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Announcement about moving to a new iTunes feed, old feed expires May 1st.
  • Show Open and Morning Chaos [00:01:00] — Dale couldn’t find his keys using Tile, Bob’s car was blocked in, both had rough mornings getting to work.
  • Email and Tech Issues [00:11:00] — Carissa’s email is down due to password expiration; discussion about digital hoarding and receipt management.
  • Jay Giles Death [00:12:00] — Discussion of Jay Giles Band guitarist’s death, debate over band naming conventions where the name isn’t the lead singer.
  • Journey Hall of Fame Induction [00:17:00] — Steve Perry met current Journey singer Arnel Pineda, Geddy Lee played with Yes at the ceremony.
  • Bob vs SanDisk [00:19:00] — Bob’s two-month-old SanDisk SD card failed during his kid’s prom, nearly lost all photos, had to buy recovery software for $60.
  • United Airlines Debate Continues [00:23:00] — Dale and Matt continue their disagreement from the previous day about United’s policies and customer service nightmares.
  • James Blunt Twitter Victory [00:25:00] — Matt makes fun of James Blunt on Twitter, gets favorited by Blunt himself, discovers Blunt has great self-deprecating humor.
  • Twitter Verification and Customer Service [00:30:00] — Discussion of using Twitter to complain to companies, Twitter verification status, Dale’s contempt for Twitter’s policies.
  • Rides and Amusement Parks [00:33:00] — Dale discusses being a daredevil, skydiving for his audition tape, Daniel’s motion sickness, free Fiesta Texas tickets.
  • Viral Videos: Bungee Harness Failure [00:35:00] — Video from France showing a woman’s bungee harness breaking mid-swing, hanging by her feet.
  • Viral Videos: Cigarette in Gas Hole [00:37:00] — Man drops cigarette butt into hole filled with methane gas, causes massive explosion.
  • Funeral Dove Release Disaster [00:39:00] — Latest in the show’s collection of failed dove releases – three doves released at funeral, one immediately hit by Ford F350 with livestock trailer.

Music

  • Jay Giles Band — discussed following Jay Giles’ death
  • James Blunt — discussed extensively after Blunt favorited Matt’s tweet

Quotes

A Hall of Fame is no good if people who should be in aren’t left out

Dale Dudley [00:17:00]

Well played, James Blunt. I’ve been roasted.

Matt Bearden [00:27:00]

Part 2: Dr. Pepper Lies & _Massage_ Parlors

This part opens with a station announcement about the podcast moving to a new iTunes home. The show runs through PopCop and PopSquirrel bits, then covers Sean Spicer’s Hitler gaffe, Fast Food Fanatics (including Torchy’s lawsuit, In-N-Out vs Whataburger, and Daniel’s anger over Dublin Dr Pepper), and wraps with an extended segment about a Northwest Austin massage parlor busted for prostitution after condoms clogged the sewage system. Grammy-winning blues producer Larry Potter calls in for the celebrity call-in contest.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Bob reads an announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed ending May 1st.
  • F1 Ticket Giveaway Setup [00:01:00] — Dale promotes the celebrity call-in contest for F1 passes and Justin Timberlake concert tickets, mentions Earl Campbell called yesterday.
  • PopCop [00:01:40] — Bob performs the PopCop character doing national pop culture headlines including Jay Geils death, Bill O’Reilly, Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi ad, and United Airlines jokes.
  • PopSquirrel Arrives [00:06:12] — Chuy’s PopSquirrel character makes an appearance, denies having a Porsche, and banters about merchandising.
  • The Cruiser Character Recalled [00:08:18] — Dale briefly revives an old character called The Cruiser from the ’90s that Bob loved.
  • Sean Spicer Hitler Gaffe [00:09:18] — The show plays audio of Sean Spicer’s press conference where he says Hitler didn’t use chemical weapons, then his disastrous clarification about ‘Holocaust Centers.’
  • Fast Food Fanatics Begins [00:14:53] — The segment starts with discussion of Torchy’s Tacos suing a Colorado restaurant over ‘Damn Good Tacos’ trademark.
  • Salt Lick Pizza Night [00:19:22] — Discussion of Salt Lick bringing back Pizza Night at their tasting room adjacent to the restaurant.
  • In-N-Out vs Texas Burgers [00:21:02] — Blog post discussion about why Texans won’t embrace In-N-Out Burger, focusing on regional preferences for tart burgers versus creamy California-style.
  • Carter Wilkerson Nugget Quest [00:24:55] — Story about a guy asking Wendy’s how many retweets for free nuggets for a year; they said 18 million.
  • Pecan Pie Vending Machine [00:25:52] — Brief mention of a pecan pie vending machine at Berdoll Pecan Farm out near Bastrop.
  • Dublin Dr Pepper Controversy [00:26:19] — Daniel reveals his anger about Dublin Dr Pepper no longer being authentic, launching extended debate about Dr Pepper Museum, branding, and sugar vs corn syrup.
  • Carissa’s Dr Pepper Museum Defense [00:31:04] — Carissa defends the Waco Dr Pepper Museum as one of the coolest places she’s been, reveals she did community service there for MIPs in high school.
  • Larry Potter Celebrity Call [00:36:59] — Grammy-winning blues producer Larry Potter calls in from Houston for the celebrity call-in contest, discusses working with Taj Mahal and Ruthie Foster.
  • Dublin Dr Pepper Licensing Explained [00:41:10] — Bob explains the legal history of why Dublin Dr Pepper lost the name due to branding disputes with Dr Pepper corporate.
  • Massage Parlor Prostitution Bust [00:46:00] — Major story about Jade Massage Therapy on Ranch Road 620 busted for prostitution after hundreds of condoms clogged the building’s sewage system. Wan Wang caught at airport with cash duct-taped to her body.
  • Lingerie Modeling Places Discussion [00:51:52] — Extended conversation about Austin’s lingerie modeling establishments, reading online reviews, and how such places operate.

Recurring Bits

  • PopCop [00:01:40] — Bob performs the PopCop character doing national pop culture headlines with jokes about current events
  • Fast Food Fanatic [00:14:53] — Regular segment covering fast food news including Torchy’s lawsuit, Salt Lick Pizza Night, In-N-Out debate, and other food items

Guests

  • Larry Potter (other) [00:36:59] — Grammy-winning blues producer who works with Taj Mahal and Ruthie Foster, called in from Houston for celebrity call-in contest at request of Teresa Lopez

Callers

  • Larry Potter (Houston) [00:36:59] — Celebrity call-in contest entry Friendly conversation about his work as blues producer, invited Ruthie Foster back on show

Quotes

He brought them into the Holocaust Center. That sounds like a place you’d see a concert.

Dale Dudley [00:12:47]

We like a tart burger with spicy ketchup on the side.

Bob Fonseca [00:21:48]

They were caught because their sewage system was clogged with hundreds of condoms.

News reporter [00:46:43]

Part 3: The Journalistic Integrity Bracket_ Final Round & Dr Hicks

The show concludes the Journalistic Integrity Bracket with Rayanne Christensen of Fox 7 winning over CBS Austin’s Chicago Wendler. Walt McEborski from CBS calls in during the announcement. Dr. Tony Hicks returns for an extended segment discussing his Last Diet TX protocol, focusing on sugar addiction, the failure of calorie-in/calorie-out models, inflammation, and reversing conditions like diabetes and atrial fibrillation through food. Academy Award winner Marcia Gay Harden calls in at the end to enter her nephew in the F1 contest.

Segments

  • Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded announcement about moving the podcast to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed shutting down May 1st.
  • Dublin Dr Pepper Taste Test Setup [00:00:47] — Dale proposes a blind taste test for Daniel to see if he can identify Dublin Dr Pepper among regular Dr Pepper, Mr Pibb, and store brand.
  • Journalistic Integrity Final Four Begins [00:01:41] — The show begins the final round with Rayanne Christensen vs Courtney Schoendler, and Hema Muller vs Chicago Wendler. Dale texts Walt McEborski, accidentally sending ‘don’t you have your own show’ and ‘did you have a good poop’.
  • Walt McEborski Calls In [00:07:55] — CBS Austin news director Walt McEborski calls in during the bracket judging, joking about his team being in the final four.
  • Bracket Finals: Rayanne vs Chicago [00:14:01] — The final matchup is announced between Rayanne Christensen (Fox 7) and Chicago Wendler (CBS Austin). Carissa expresses discomfort with the bit. After deliberation and controversy over voting, Rayanne Christensen is declared the winner.
  • Dr. Tony Hicks Introduction [00:20:01] — Dr. Tony Hicks from Last Diet TX arrives. Dale brings him in while Matt promotes his comedy show at Barrel of Fun.
  • Shingles and Stress Discussion [00:23:24] — Carissa reveals she has shingles. Dr. Hicks explains the connection between stress, the dormant chicken pox virus, and shingles outbreaks.
  • Opioid Epidemic and Pain Management [00:27:57] — Dale shares his experience with Percocet and his sister’s addiction. Dr. Hicks discusses the opioid crisis and the challenge of balancing pain management with addiction concerns.
  • Core Diet Philosophy [00:29:47] — Dr. Hicks explains how removing processed foods and replacing them with real food makes people thin and healthy. Discussion of Dale’s reversal of AFib and high blood pressure.
  • Children and Sugar Addiction [00:32:00] — Dale expresses concern about giving his kids sugary cereals and whether early sugar exposure predetermines disease risk later in life. Dr. Hicks confirms this concern is scientifically valid.
  • Sugar as a Toxic Drug [00:33:51] — Dr. Hicks explains that sugar is not an ’empty calorie’ but a toxic one, comparing its processing to cocaine. One can of soda per day increases diabetes risk by 30%.
  • Reversing Diabetes and Disease [00:36:44] — Discussion of how the protocol can reverse diabetes, get people off insulin, and dramatically improve health outcomes through food changes.
  • Food Industry Manipulation [00:40:11] — Dr. Hicks reveals how food companies like Kraft use PET scans to design foods that trigger pleasure centers in the brain, making processed foods addictive.
  • Healthcare Crisis and Food [00:45:51] — Discussion of how food-related illness accounts for 98 out of 100 healthcare dollars spent, and how the current healthcare debate misses this fundamental issue.
  • Accountability and Professional Guidance [00:50:51] — Dr. Hicks emphasizes the importance of professional measurement to know whether weight loss comes from water, muscle, or fat. Bob shares his experience with weekly accountability.
  • Caller Stan – AFib Question [00:54:17] — Stan calls asking about his son who has AFib and is on cholesterol medication. Dr. Hicks offers consultation information.
  • Caller Casey – Underweight Concern [00:55:54] — 29-year-old Casey calls concerned about being 6 feet tall and 130 pounds. Dr. Hicks and hosts reassure him and suggest a free consultation.
  • Marcia Gay Harden Calls In [00:57:31] — Academy Award-winning actress Marcia Gay Harden calls from Mar Vista, California to enter her nephew Adam in the F1 contest. She discusses visiting her mom in Kingsland, Texas, waiting to hear about Code Black renewal, and heading to England for a Tennessee Williams play.

Recurring Bits

  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:01:41] — Final round completed with Rayanne Christensen (Fox 7) defeating Chicago Wendler (CBS Austin) to win 2017 tournament

Guests

  • Dr. Tony Hicks (expert) [00:20:01] — Physician and owner of Last Diet TX, discussed his weight loss protocol, sugar addiction, food industry manipulation, and reversing chronic diseases through diet
  • Marcia Gay Harden (other) [00:57:31] — Academy Award-winning actress (Pollock, 2001) calling from California to enter her nephew Adam Payton in the F1 contest

Callers

  • Walt McEborski (Austin) (regular) [00:07:55] — CBS Austin news director calling in during Journalistic Integrity Bracket announcement Friendly banter about three CBS reporters making the final four; discussion about the new KVU anchor
  • Stan [00:54:17] — His son has AFib and is on cholesterol medication Dr. Hicks provided consultation information and noted that cardiologists often refer AFib patients to his practice
  • Casey [00:55:54] — 29-year-old concerned about being underweight (6 feet, 130 pounds) Dr. Hicks and hosts reassured him his metabolism will slow, suggested free consultation to understand his body composition
  • Marcia Gay Harden (Mar Vista, California) (regular) [00:57:31] — Entering nephew Adam Payton in F1 ticket contest Adam entered in contest; friendly catch-up about her career, family in Texas, and upcoming Tennessee Williams play in England

Quotes

It’s to actually be here and feel the absolute bottoming out of my career.

Dale Dudley [00:17:41]

It just gives me a feeling all yucky inside.

Carissa Jade [00:21:02]

Sugar is not an empty calorie. It’s actually a toxic calorie.

Dr. Tony Hicks [00:33:11]

If you drink one can of Cola a day, you have a 30% chance of increasing diabetes.

Dr. Tony Hicks [00:35:22]

They watch for what they put in the food to make the pleasure center fire off.

Dr. Tony Hicks [00:40:11]

Part 3: The Journalistic Integrity Bracket_ Final Round & Dr. Hicks

The show concludes its Journalistic Integrity Bracket with Rayanne Christensen from Fox 7 defeating Chikage Wendler from CBS Austin in the final round. The hosts then welcome Dr. Tony Hicks back to discuss the Last IDT diet protocol, focusing on sugar’s toxic effects, the flawed calorie-in/calorie-out model, and how proper nutrition can reverse conditions like diabetes and atrial fibrillation. The segment ends with a celebrity call from Academy Award winner Marcia Gay Harden.

Segments

  • Dublin Dr Pepper taste test setup [00:00:10] — The hosts discuss setting up a taste test for Daniel to identify Dublin Dr Pepper from other sodas, following Daniel’s complaint about Dublin no longer using sugar.
  • Texting Walt Makaborski pranks [00:01:20] — Dale uses Siri to send increasingly silly text messages to CBS Austin news director Walt Makaborski, interrupted by Matt making prank texts.
  • Journalistic Integrity semifinal [00:03:00] — Rayanne Christensen defeats Courtney Schoenman in the first semifinal matchup. Walt Makaborski calls in to react.
  • Second semifinal vote [00:11:20] — Hema Muller defeats Chikage Wendler in the second semifinal, setting up an all-CBS final that was then corrected to Fox vs CBS.
  • Bob’s comedy show promo [00:14:00] — Bob promotes his free comedy show called Six Shooter at 8pm at Barrel of Fun in the Mueller Alamo Drafthouse.
  • Journalistic Integrity final round [00:16:05] — After deliberation and a tie, Rayanne Christensen is declared the 2017 Journalistic Integrity winner over Chikage Wendler.
  • Age discussion aftermath [00:19:00] — Carissa confronts Dale about his comments regarding Rayanne’s age after Dale mentioned everyone but Chikage was in their 20s.
  • Carissa’s moral objection [00:20:00] — Carissa expresses discomfort with the Journalistic Integrity contest, saying it gives her ‘yucky’ feelings about how society treats women in journalism.
  • Dr. Hicks enters [00:23:32] — Dr. Tony Hicks joins the show. Before diving into diet topics, he briefly addresses Carissa’s shingles diagnosis.
  • Shingles discussion [00:24:00] — Dr. Hicks explains shingles comes from dormant chickenpox virus in the paraspinal ganglia, triggered by stress or physical trauma.
  • Opioid prescription discussion [00:27:00] — Dale discusses his concerns about opioid addiction, mentioning his sister’s struggles, and Dr. Hicks addresses the opioid epidemic.
  • Diet transformation stories [00:29:00] — Dale and Bob share their weight loss results and how the Last IDT protocol changed their health, with Dale losing atrial fibrillation.
  • Sugar and inflammation [00:30:00] — Dr. Hicks explains how inflammation from processing starches and sugar causes heart disease, not the old cholesterol model.
  • Sugar’s toxic effects [00:32:00] — Dr. Hicks describes sugar as a purified drug, not an empty calorie but a toxic one, explaining one can of cola daily increases diabetes risk 30%.
  • Food industry manipulation [00:38:00] — Dr. Hicks reveals how companies like Kraft use PET scans to design foods that trigger brain pleasure centers, creating addiction.
  • Documentary recommendations [00:40:00] — Dr. Hicks recommends ‘Sugar the Bitter Truth’ and other documentaries by Dr. Robert Lustig from San Francisco.
  • Historical context [00:42:00] — Discussion of how high fructose corn syrup was introduced in the Nixon era to prevent childhood failure to thrive, creating obesity epidemic.
  • Celebrity call interruption [00:44:00] — Dale declines to take a celebrity call from an unnamed wide receiver because Dr. Hicks’ segment is scheduled.
  • Healthcare system critique [00:45:00] — Dr. Hicks argues 98 out of 100 healthcare dollars are spent on conditions caused by food, not smoking or other factors.
  • Caller questions [00:54:00] — Stan asks about treatment for his father with A-fib and cholesterol issues; Case asks about gaining weight at 130 pounds.
  • Marcia Gay Harden calls [00:56:00] — Academy Award winner Marcia Gay Harden calls in for the celebrity contest to support her nephew Adam Payton for F1 race tickets.
  • Harden interview and wrap [01:00:00] — Brief conversation with Marcia Gay Harden about her family in Texas, Code Black renewal hopes, and upcoming Tennessee Williams play in England.

Recurring Bits

  • Journalistic Integrity Bracket [00:03:00] — Final round completed with Rayanne Christensen declared 2017 winner; hosts agree this is the last year they’ll do the contest

Guests

  • Dr. Tony Hicks (expert) [00:23:32] — Physician and owner of Last IDT weight loss program, discussed sugar’s toxic effects and health transformations
  • Marcia Gay Harden (other) [00:56:00] — Academy Award-winning actress calling for celebrity contest to win F1 tickets for her nephew Adam Payton

Callers

  • Walt Makaborski (regular) [00:04:00] — Reacting to three CBS Austin journalists making the Journalistic Integrity bracket finals Brief lighthearted conversation about the contest and his team’s success
  • Stan [00:54:01] — Asking Dr. Hicks about treatment for his father with atrial fibrillation and high cholesterol Dr. Hicks directed him to schedule appointment through website or have cardiologist refer him
  • Case [00:55:20] — Asking how to gain weight at 6 feet tall and 130 pounds at age 29 Dr. Hicks suggested free consultation and noted his metabolism will naturally slow in his 30s

Quotes

It’s so weird to actually be here and feel the absolute bottoming out of my career

Dale Dudley [00:10:15]

It gives me a feeling all yucky inside. I don’t know why

Carissa Jade [00:21:33]

One can of cola a day gives you a 30% chance of increasing diabetes

Dr. Tony Hicks [00:34:00]

Sugar is not found anywhere in nature as it is in the sugar bowl. It’s a drug

Dr. Tony Hicks [00:35:00]

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