Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, April 13, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Dog Days are Over
Dale opens the show discussing his elderly dog Dinky who has concerning blood test results indicating possible cancer or hepatitis. The vet wants to do an expensive ultrasound, putting Dale in a difficult decision about the dog’s quality of life. The hosts also discuss escalator etiquette, Dale’s ancestry research revealing a Depression-era relative imprisoned for theft, and Pat Robertson’s commentary about masculinity on college campuses.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Bob announces the show is moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed being discontinued by May 1st.
- Opening and Dinky’s Health Crisis [00:01:57] — Dale discusses his nearly 18-year-old dog Dinky who has concerning blood test results and may have cancer or hepatitis, requiring an expensive ultrasound.
- Marsha Gay Harden Call and COTA Contest [00:16:04] — Dale mentions Academy Award winner Marsha Gay Harden called the show and promotes the Circuit of the Americas celebrity call-in contest.
- Ancestry Research [00:17:01] — Dale shares findings from his ancestry research, including a Depression-era cousin imprisoned for theft and a 12-year-old relative who died from the flu in 1910.
- Escalator Etiquette Rant [00:23:12] — Dale complains about people who stop and stare at escalators to time their steps, sharing research that says people should stand two-by-two instead of walking.
- Hail Protection Device [00:30:04] — The hosts discuss a Dallas-area inventor’s inflatable car cover that protects against hail damage, debating its practicality and market potential.
- Insurance Tracking Devices [00:37:00] — Dale and the crew discuss Nationwide’s SmartRide device that plugs into cars and monitors driving behavior for potential insurance discounts.
- Pat Robertson on Masculinity [00:39:01] — The hosts play and mock a Pat Robertson clip where he claims college campuses are turning men into wimps who have to apologize for being white and masculine.
Quotes
You are the scourge on society if you look down to time the escalator step.
Dale Dudley [00:09:40]
It’s the last living thing connected to my mother.
Dale Dudley [00:12:14]
Part 2: More Teacher Sex
Part 2 continues with various discussions including Indiegogo products, a new TABC scandal involving hazardous duty pay during Hawaiian junkets, and another teacher sex scandal in Blanco, Texas (a middle school counselor arrested). The hosts debate why female teacher-student inappropriate relationships seem to be increasing, taking multiple caller perspectives. The segment ends with Animal Cavalcade featuring various animal attack videos.
Segments
- Podcast migration announcement [00:00:00] — Announcement about moving the podcast to a new home on iTunes, with the old feed ending May 1st.
- Sobro coffee table discussion [00:00:26] — Dale discusses an Indiegogo campaign for a smart coffee table with refrigerator, speakers, and charging ports. The hosts debate its usefulness and appearance.
- Indiegogo and investment risks [00:03:46] — Discussion about crowdfunding platforms, Dale’s failed realty shares investment, and concerns about products not being delivered.
- Dale caught looking at new employee [00:05:01] — Dale tells story about Rosa catching him trying to look at a new female employee’s legs in the building.
- Spanish Inquisition at the station [00:06:17] — Dale mentions a confidential HR investigation happening at the station that people were told not to discuss.
- Laura Presley election contest continues [00:09:00] — Story about Laura Presley still contesting her 2014 Austin City Council loss, now filing with the Texas Supreme Court despite losing by 15%.
- Selfie death on California bridge [00:14:50] — Brief discussion of a woman who fell to her death from California’s highest bridge while taking a selfie.
- TABC Hawaii junket scandal [00:16:04] — Major story about TABC officials receiving hazardous duty pay while attending alcohol industry conferences at fancy resorts in Hawaii, Florida, and California. Discussion of TABC overreach and abuse.
- Blanco teacher sex scandal begins [00:22:23] — Lisa Rogers, a middle school counselor with 20 years at Blanco ISD, arrested for inappropriate relationship with a student. Beginning of extensive discussion.
- Texas on pace to break teacher sex record [00:29:01] — Report that Texas has 159 cases of inappropriate teacher-student relationships so far this year, on pace to break the record of 222 set last year.
- Why do female teachers do this? [00:31:00] — Dale asks for explanations about the phenomenon of female teachers having relationships with students. Multiple callers offer perspectives.
- Teacher Andrea calls in [00:43:36] — A 23-year-old teacher calls to describe an uncomfortable incident where an 18-year-old student without a shirt asked ‘do you like what you see’ – offering insight into the dynamic.
- Animal Cavalcade begins [00:50:51] — Transition to Animal Cavalcade segment featuring various animal videos including snake at internet cafe, grackle vs snake, horse vs alligator, crocodile in swimming pool, and escaped dog.
- Hero grackle fends off snake in Austin [00:55:52] — Local Austin story about a grackle protecting kids at a playground by confronting a snake.
- Zimbabwe crocodile pool attack [00:58:12] — Video of crocodile in swimming pool in Zimbabwe that attacks and bites a woman.
- MotoGP ticket giveaway [01:00:00] — Promotion for MotoGP tickets April 21-23, text MOTO to win.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:50:51] — Extended segment featuring multiple animal videos: snake in internet cafe, grackle vs snake in Austin, horse trampling alligator, crocodile in pool in Zimbabwe, and dog escaping from animal hospital
Callers
- Jacques [00:32:56] — Correcting that Willie Mays is still alive at 85 Matt shares a story about meeting Willie Mays and finding him unpleasant
- Drew [00:33:37] — Theory that young teachers fresh out of college are more likely to have inappropriate relationships Hosts point out this case involves a 20-year veteran teacher, not a young one. Dale jokingly hangs up on Drew for bragging about being 6’2′
- Damien [00:36:16] — Why do people make excuses for female teachers but not male teachers who do the same thing Valid point acknowledged by Dale about double standards in how these cases are discussed
- Michael [00:41:42] — Theory that more cases are being reported because parents see potential lawsuits/payday Hosts disagree, think it’s more about technology making it easier to catch and report
- Ashley [00:43:36] — Her mother was imprisoned for child molestation; discusses defense about hormones and brain chemistry Brief awkward discussion about false accusations in the 1980s satanic panic cases
- Mark [00:40:28] — Multiple reasons why teachers do this, not just one cause; people think ‘it won’t happen to me’ Brief acknowledgment of the point
- Andrea [00:43:36] — Teacher who started at 22, describes 18-year-old shirtless student asking ‘do you like what you see’ Exactly the kind of first-hand perspective Dale wanted; she explains the temptation when only 3-4 years separate teacher and student
Quotes
You lost! A wacky article came out and you lost!
Dale Dudley [00:12:59]
It’s no longer that someone is off. There’s something going on with female teachers.
Dale Dudley [00:22:48]
We’re already on pace to break the current record of inappropriate relationships. 159 so far.
News reporter [00:29:03]
These are children. Don’t touch them.
Dale Dudley [00:30:02]
He said, do you like what you see?
Caller Andrea [00:44:00]
Part 3: Flip-Flopping
This final part of the April 13, 2017 show opens with a podcast migration announcement, then features discussion of Trump’s foreign policy flip-flops and his bizarre cake story about the Syria missile strikes. The hosts play the celebrity call-in bit with former Chicago Bears wide receiver Glenn Kozlowski calling on behalf of a listener, and Jackson Galaxy (cat behaviorist from Animal Planet) calling for Shadowcats. The show concludes with an in-studio visit from Lisa (Care Box Program) and representatives from Brown Insurance Group to discuss their nonprofit work helping cancer patients.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed going away by May 1st.
- Opening Chat and Ronnie Bennington [00:00:29] — Dale mentions their sold-out live Sideshow and discusses listening to Ronnie Bennington’s show, which is excited about coming to Austin.
- Animal Cavalcade – Man vs Deer [00:01:33] — Dale shows video of a man in Smithers, British Columbia getting smacked by a running deer. Also mention of Charlie Murphy’s death.
- Journalistic Integrity Tournament Wrap-up [00:02:42] — Dale discusses his wife’s catty reaction to Ray Ann Christensen winning the tournament, making sidebar comments about the winner.
- Dutch Game Shows [00:04:18] — Discussion of controversial Dutch reality shows where contestants guess if women are fat or pregnant, and if Asian men are Japanese or Chinese.
- Trump Flip-Flops [00:13:20] — Dale discusses Trump reversing positions on four major issues: China currency manipulation, Janet Yellen, Export-Import Bank, and NATO.
- Trump’s Chocolate Cake Story [00:17:41] — Playing and discussing Trump’s interview where he describes eating ‘the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake’ while ordering Syria missile strikes, then mistakenly says he bombed Iraq.
- Matt’s Tap 24 Appearance [00:22:56] — Matt promotes his appearance at Tap 24 tomorrow with UT baseball tickets courtesy of Coors Light.
- Celebrity Call-In: Glenn Kozlowski [00:23:19] — Former Chicago Bears wide receiver (1987-1992) calls in on behalf of a former player. Discussion of his NFL career, BYU national championship, and Tony Romo’s future.
- Celebrity Call-In: Jackson Galaxy [00:35:01] — Cat behaviorist from Animal Planet’s ‘My Cat from Hell’ (Season 8 starting) calls in for Shadowcats charity. Discussion of cat behavior, the show, and upcoming Shadowcats gala July 29th.
- Belly Distension Bit [00:42:26] — Dale demonstrates his ability to distend his belly, joking about being in charity commercials as a child.
- Friend Draft Discussion [00:45:40] — Bob and Dale joke about their ‘friend draft’ and who has stopped talking to them, trading friends like a fantasy league.
- Estes Audiology Promo [00:49:00] — Bob does live read for hearing aids, mentioning his high-frequency hearing loss and the technology available.
- Care Box Program In-Studio Visit [00:50:58] — Lisa from Care Box Program, along with Cory and Ryan from Brown Insurance Group, discuss their nonprofit delivering essential care supplies to cancer patients at home. Upcoming comedy benefit April 28th.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:01:33] — Man getting hit by deer in British Columbia; discussion of animals ‘revolting’
Guests
- Glenn Kozlowski (caller) [00:23:19] — Former Chicago Bears wide receiver (1987-1992), BYU national champion, calling for celebrity call-in contest on behalf of a former high school player he coached
- Jackson Galaxy (expert) [00:35:01] — Cat behaviorist, host of Animal Planet’s ‘My Cat from Hell’ (season 8), calling for Shadowcats charity, will be in Austin July 29th for Shadowcats gala
- Lisa (expert) [00:50:58] — Executive director of Care Box Program nonprofit, in-studio to discuss delivering essential supplies to cancer patients
- Cory and Ryan (other) [00:50:58] — Representatives from Brown Insurance Group, supporting Care Box Program
Callers
- Glenn Kozlowski (Chicago area) [00:23:19] — Celebrity call-in for Circuit of the Americas contest, calling on behalf of former player Chris in Austin Good interview discussing NFL career, BYU championship, Tony Romo debate
Quotes
I said it was obsolete. It’s no longer obsolete.
Dale Dudley [00:16:03]
We had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you’ve ever seen.
Dale Dudley [00:18:34]
Cats are definitely not on this planet to make us happy.
Jackson Galaxy [00:39:12]
Dead is dead. People get hit by shrapnel and struggle before they die.
Dale Dudley [00:21:33]