Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, April 24, 2017
This Show
Part 1: We Spoil _Girls_ and Cry
The show opens with Dale discussing his weekend plans falling through after his babysitter situation changed. Bob attended Moontower Comedy Festival and ran into Ron Bennington, who praised their recent live show. The hosts discuss the finale of HBO’s ‘Girls’ and the death of Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days). Animal Cavalcade features various animal videos, including a dog hospice that makes Carissa cry, a beaver herding cattle, and a news story about drunk drivers attacked by bees in Kentucky. They also watch the trailer for the documentary ‘Uncertain, Texas’ about a remote Texas swamp town populated by ex-cons.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Matt reads announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes home, with the old feed shutting down May 1st.
- Weekend Plans and Moontower [00:02:00] — Dale explains how his weekend plans changed when his wife found a babysitter after he’d mentally committed to staying home. Bob discusses attending Moontower Comedy Festival with artist passes.
- Ron Bennington Encounter [00:06:47] — Bob recounts running into Ron Bennington on Saturday, who was still complimenting their Wednesday night live show and offered to have Dale on his Sirius XM show.
- Girls Finale Discussion [00:08:44] — Dale discusses watching the HBO show ‘Girls’ finale, making comments about Lena Dunham’s body and the show’s ending. Carissa says she hated the ending.
- Colossal Movie Review [00:10:28] — Dale talks about taking his son to see ‘Colossal’ starring Anne Hathaway, finding it more adult than expected and commenting on Hathaway’s appearance.
- Erin Moran Death [00:13:25] — The hosts discuss the death of Erin Moran (Joanie from Happy Days) at 56, her drug issues, and how child stars from the 70s often struggled financially later in life.
- Wedding Video [00:18:26] — Dale plays a wedding video of a teacher whose students surprise her by singing at her wedding ceremony, which makes Carissa cry.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:21:13] — The recurring segment features multiple animal videos including a kangaroo scratching itself, a beaver herding cattle, and a drug-sniffing bearded dragon joining a police force.
- Dog Hospice Story [00:26:00] — They watch a CNN piece about a dog hospice for terminally ill and senior dogs, which makes Carissa emotional. Dale jokes about the darker aspects of end-of-life care.
- Dog Recognizes Owner After Weight Loss [00:29:44] — Heartwarming video of a dog who doesn’t initially recognize his owner after the man lost significant weight in the hospital, then goes crazy with joy when he realizes it’s him.
- Kentucky Drunk Drivers and Bees [00:32:33] — News story about drunk drivers in Kentucky who hit a utility pole, disturbed a bee hive, and were attacked. Features interview with witness Gary Lee who has a thick accent.
- Regional Accent Discussion [00:35:00] — Matt mentions LA comics pointed out his Texas accent, leading to discussion of different Texas and Kentucky accents and how they vary by region.
- Uncertain, Texas Documentary [00:38:03] — They watch the trailer for ‘Uncertain, Texas,’ an award-winning documentary about a remote East Texas swamp town near Marshall populated largely by ex-cons and people hiding from their past.
Recurring Bits
- Animal Cavalcade [00:21:13] — Multiple animal videos shown, including itchy kangaroo, cattle-herding beaver, drug-sniffing lizard cop, giant armadillo, dog hospice, and dog reunion story. Made Carissa cry multiple times.
Quotes
There’s a switch that you get where you go, okay, that’s what we’re doing tonight.
Dale Dudley [00:04:14]
She looks like me naked and it was depressing.
Dale Dudley [00:09:42]
I thought he was just high, I didn’t know he was getting eat up by bees.
News Audio (Gary Lee) [00:32:05]
Part 2: Watching People Die & 800 Dollars
Dale opens complaining about his wife buying an $800 Audi service package while he was on-air, sparking a discussion about impulse purchases and consumer culture. The show transitions into Pop Cop celebrity news, then Matt plays disturbing viral videos including fatal accidents and injuries. The segment takes an unexpectedly dark turn with multiple videos of people getting seriously hurt or dying, including a motorcycle crash during twerking, a bungee jump face-plant, and a ski jump disaster. Dale also shares a sound wave tattoo technology and a world-record speed bowling video.
Segments
- Show Open – Audi Service Package Complaint [00:00:32] — Dale rants about his wife texting him during the show to say she bought an $800 Audi care service package without discussing it with him first, violating their rule about not making financial decisions while he’s on-air.
- Pop Cop Celebrity News [00:03:16] — Matt Bearden delivers Pop Cop, covering Catherine Heigl’s forgettable movie, Kid Rock’s proposal, Bill O’Reilly’s podcast launch, Richard Simmons reappearing, and various celebrity jokes.
- Consumer Culture Rant [00:12:43] — Dale expands on the $800 purchase into a broader complaint about wasteful consumer spending, including the ‘slow down kid’ sign in his garage, subscription boxes, and unnecessary purchases.
- Trump Campaign Head Charged [00:27:58] — News report about Timothy Nolan, head of Trump’s Campbell County Kentucky campaign, charged with human trafficking of a minor and other crimes.
- Trump Voters and Golf [00:30:02] — Discussion of poll showing Trump voters don’t believe he’s played more golf than Obama in his first 100 days, despite evidence to the contrary.
- American Airlines Stroller Incident [00:32:01] — Video and discussion of flight attendant yanking stroller from woman, hitting her in head, then confronting first-class passenger who threatened him.
- First Woman Boston Marathon Runner [00:38:00] — Historical video of Katherine Switzer, first woman to run Boston Marathon in 1967, showing race director trying to remove her and her boyfriend body-checking him.
- Disturbing Viral Videos Begin [00:41:50] — Dale starts playing increasingly disturbing videos: screaming drawers in Russia, car stuck to truck, woman twerking causing fatal motorcycle crash.
- Bungee Jump Face-Plant [00:45:05] — Graphic video of woman whose safety tether wasn’t removed before bungee jump, causing her to fall straight down and lose two teeth hitting the bridge.
- Sound Wave Tattoos [00:49:00] — Video demonstration of new tattoo technology that creates QR-code-like sound wave tattoos that can be played back with an app.
- Tennis Match Sex Noises [00:55:29] — Audio from professional tennis match interrupted by loud sex sounds, which turned out to be from someone’s phone in the stands playing adult video.
- Bench Press Accident and Speed Bowling [00:57:54] — Video of bench press fail with inadequate spotter, followed by world record fastest 300 bowling game with bowler running between multiple lanes.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:03:16] — Matt Bearden delivers celebrity news segment with sound effects board not working properly at first
Callers
- unnamed [00:26:55] — Defending the $800 Audi care package as a good long-term deal Briefly validates the purchase but Dale remains unconvinced
- Jessica [00:24:22] — Says she also has the ‘slow down kid’ sign from her parents and never uses it Validates Dale’s complaint about unnecessary purchases
Text Line
- [00:07:47] Dale’s wife texts him during show saying ‘I bought the maintenance service package for my car’ — read by Dale Dudley Triggers Dale’s entire opening rant about the $800 Audi care package and sets tone for consumer culture discussion
Quotes
Don’t sell my wife a package without… I’m losing my mind.
Dale Dudley [00:09:36]
I get extremely depressed at what a consumer society we are.
Dale Dudley [00:15:28]
I am going to kill Matt Bearden. This is an actual threat live on radio.
Matt Bearden [00:21:28]
Dale Dudley, what is wrong with you today? Why are you showing these on a Monday?
Matt Bearden [00:45:09]
Part 3: Fraternity Vandalism & Public Perverts
The show wraps up with ticket giveaways for Tears for Fears, Daniel Tosh, and Pierce the Veil. The hosts discuss vandalism at UT’s Fiji fraternity house, with perpetrators issuing a lengthy manifesto about sexual assault and racism. Dale reveals his past membership in Kappa Alpha fraternity, leading to extensive discussion of Greek life, controversial fraternity history, and racial symbols. The segment concludes with stories about Sean Hannity sexual assault allegations, the ‘Spokane Spanker’ who confessed on TV, and a lawsuit over a teen shot at a Georgetown ranch.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Bob reads an announcement about the show moving to a new home on iTunes, with the old feed ending May 1st.
- Ticket Giveaways [00:00:30] — Dale gives away tickets to Tears for Fears, Daniel Tosh, and Pierce the Veil. Discussion of possibly attending Tom Petty and the show’s 25th anniversary.
- Service Agreement Confusion [00:02:32] — Clarification that Dale’s wife’s $800 Audi expense was for a service agreement, not just an oil change.
- Tears for Fears Discussion [00:05:43] — The hosts discuss Tears for Fears, trying to remember song titles and talking about Dale’s introduction to the band through ‘In Through the Outdoor’.
- Flying Car Drone Video [00:11:20] — Dale shows a video of the Lilium jet, an electric flying car based on drone technology, comparing it unfavorably to the troubled Osprey aircraft.
- Sean Hannity Allegations [00:13:50] — Discussion of sexual assault allegations against Sean Hannity by attorney Debbie Schlusel, with debate about workplace harassment.
- Alex Jones Custody Trial [00:18:42] — Dale reads Alex Jones’s statement asking for privacy during his custody trial, with the hosts noting the irony given his treatment of Sandy Hook families.
- Colin Quinn and Ralphie May Visit [00:24:13] — Brief mention of Friday’s show with comedians Colin Quinn and Ralphie May, described as ‘directing traffic’.
- UT Fraternity Vandalism [00:26:40] — Extended discussion of vandalism at UT’s Fiji fraternity house, with perpetrators spray-painting ‘rape room’ and issuing a lengthy manifesto about sexual assault and racism.
- Greek Rank and Fraternity Reviews [00:34:40] — The hosts discover fraternities have online ratings on Greek Rank, rating categories like ‘hotness’ and discussing which sororities they associate with.
- Kappa Alpha Revelations [00:37:13] — Dale reveals his membership in Kappa Alpha fraternity, leading to extensive discussion of the fraternity’s Confederate heritage, Robert E. Lee as spiritual founder, and controversial symbols.
- Spokane Spanker Confession [00:48:53] — Video of Jonathan Smith, the ‘Spokane Spanker’, confessing on TV to slapping 50 women’s butts on bike trails, with hosts mocking the slow police response.
- Georgetown Ranch Shooting Lawsuit [00:56:13] — Discussion of lawsuit over 14-year-old shot at a Georgetown ranch where the host allowed unsupervised teens access to weapons and alcohol.
- Sex Robot Advertisement [01:00:40] — Dale plays a bizarre advertisement for a homemade sex robot disguised as a step stool.
Callers
- Brandon (regular) [00:00:32] — Tennis video follow-up and complaint that they cut it off too early Dale dismisses him, says they’re not going back to replay it. Brandon calls back later asking for Daniel Tosh tickets and gets rejected.
- Tim [00:04:16] — Requested Daniel Tosh tickets Won the tickets
Quotes
You hooked your wagon to me. My God.
Dale Dudley [00:07:01]
I don’t see committing crime to point out another crime.
Dale Dudley [00:28:52]
I’m 55 years old and I can finally make fun of frat guys without the threat of getting beat up.
Dale Dudley [00:38:40]
Kappa Alpha Pledge Dale Dudley, home of the fine Southern gentleman, dispensers of rare but true Southern hospitality.
Dale Dudley [00:42:00]