Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, April 26, 2017
This Show
- Chuy vs. The Trolls & Kenny G Fangirls
- Obama_ Destroyer of Worlds
- Poppin’ Zits & Bruce Robison Performs
Part 1: Chuy vs. The Trolls & Kenny G Fangirls
Dale and the crew discuss listener trolls targeting Chuy and Dale on the AM station, leading to a confrontation where Chuy responded to a troll with ‘F you and Jesus.’ The show features banter about traffic, flying cars, Kenny G performing on a United flight, and an extended argument when Dale teases Carissa about how she met her current boyfriend. The hosts also discuss ratings pressure and management’s response to listener complaints.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Station announcement about moving the podcast to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed ending May 1st.
- Show Open and Traffic Talk [00:01:00] — Bob does his elaborate intro for Dale. Discussion of morning traffic on 183, APD truck inspections during rush hour, and Dale’s SmartRide module.
- Ratings Discussion [00:06:34] — Dale mentions they didn’t get their bonus this quarter due to ratings, jokes about asking listeners to call in and explain why they cost them the bonus.
- Chuy vs. The Trolls – Main Story [00:08:00] — Dale recounts overhearing management confronting Chuy about responding to a troll who wrote ‘I bet Dale probably enjoyed’ his molestation. Chuy responded with ‘F you and Jesus.’ The troll then called management claiming to be a born-again Christian without leaving his name.
- Defending Chuy and Attacking Management Response [00:18:00] — Dale and the crew express frustration that management took seriously an anonymous complaint from a known troll, debating whether to confront the texter on-air.
- Dublin Travel Segment [00:22:00] — Discussion of cheap travel deals to Dublin, Ireland, with flights as low as $400 round-trip and near 1-to-1 dollar-to-euro exchange rate.
- Kenny G on United Flight [00:26:00] — Watching and mocking video of Kenny G performing on a United flight as a publicity stunt, including footage of his son performing with him at a concert. Cast debates whether anyone actually likes Kenny G.
- Carissa’s Relationship Argument [00:30:00] — Extended heated exchange where Dale teases Carissa about meeting her current boyfriend while her ex was out every night. Carissa gets defensive, insisting she never cheated and only went to neighbor dinners with multiple people present. The argument continues for several minutes.
- Flying Car Technology [00:36:00] — Discussion of the Kitty Hawk flyer (Google-backed flying car) and Uber Air development in Dallas. The craft can only operate over fresh water currently.
Text Line
- [00:08:00] Troll texted Chuy writing that he bet Dale probably enjoyed his molestation — read by Dale Dudley Chuy responded ‘F you and Jesus,’ troll called management claiming to be a born-again Christian, management confronted Chuy, became major topic of show
Quotes
He wrote back F you and Jesus
Dale Dudley [00:14:06]
Yes I did enjoy my molestation because when you’re a kid it feels good sexually
Dale Dudley [00:16:03]
This corporation is lucky to have you as their employee
Bob Fonseca [00:21:58]
Part 2: Obama_ Destroyer of Worlds
The show features a Pop Cop segment with celebrity news, then dives into political discussion about Michael Flynn breaking the law, Jason Chaffetz blaming Obama, and Sean Spicer defending the White House. Dale and the hosts discuss nuclear war preparedness after news of tensions with North Korea. They announce a fundraising package for LaShonda Lester’s family involving Daniel Tosh show tickets, a trip to LA, and airfare from Airco Austin. The segment also includes discussions about Fox News lawsuits, Pat Robertson claiming Obama tried to destroy America, and Bristol Palin living in Bob’s neighborhood.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Matt announces the show is moving to a new iTunes feed and the old one will be gone by May 1st.
- Pop Cop Celebrity News [00:02:00] — Pop Cop delivers celebrity news including Kim Kardashian photos, Madonna movie, radiohead ant species, Dale Earnhardt Jr retirement, and Melania Trump’s birthday.
- LaShonda Lester Fundraiser Package Announcement [00:06:00] — Dale announces a major fundraising package for LaShonda Lester’s family: Daniel Tosh show tickets, trip to LA for Tosh.0 taping with Eddie Gosling, dinner, and airfare from Airco Austin.
- Michael Flynn Breaking the Law [00:24:00] — Discussion of bipartisan Congressional findings that Michael Flynn likely broke the law by not disclosing foreign payments from Russia and Turkey.
- Jason Chaffetz Blames Obama [00:26:00] — Dale plays clip of Jason Chaffetz appearing on Greta van Susteren’s show and blaming the Obama administration for Flynn’s illegal activities.
- Sean Spicer Press Briefing [00:30:00] — Clip of Sean Spicer deflecting questions about Michael Flynn and White House stonewalling of document requests.
- Michael Flynn ‘Lock Her Up’ Hypocrisy [00:33:00] — Playing Flynn’s DNC rally speech calling to ‘lock up’ Hillary Clinton, contrasted with his own felony allegations.
- Nuclear War Preparedness Discussion [00:35:00] — Extended discussion about what to do in case of nuclear attack, building safety, fallout, and Carissa’s questions about nuclear bomb damage.
- Fox News Racial Discrimination Lawsuit [00:44:00] — Discussion of new lawsuit against Fox News by Kelly Wright and others alleging racial discrimination and that Bill O’Reilly rejected stories showing African-Americans in positive light.
- Pat Robertson: Obama Destroyer of Worlds [00:48:00] — Playing Pat Robertson clip claiming Obama’s plan was to destroy America and make it weak, disabled, in debt, and crippled.
- Bristol Palin Living in Austin [00:54:00] — Discussion of Austin American-Statesman article about Bristol Palin living in Bob’s neighborhood, which the show had already covered weeks earlier.
- Donald Fagen Ticket Giveaway [00:58:00] — Dale offers tickets to see Donald Fagan (of Steely Dan) at ACL Live.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:02:00] — Full Pop Cop segment with celebrity news including Kim Kardashian, Madonna, Radiohead, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Melania Trump, Ivanka Trump, McDonald’s uniforms, and Taco Bell beer in Canada
Callers
- unnamed [00:41:00] — Called about nuclear bomb information, correcting that Russia has the mb-72 missile that could destroy the state of Texas Provided technical information about Russian nuclear capabilities
Quotes
They can’t let go of the black man in the White House
Dale Dudley [00:26:00]
All right, and here comes the worst part of my day. I have to defend lies.
Bob Fonseca [00:31:00]
Would one nuclear bomb blow up our whole country?
Carissa Jade [00:38:00]
I regret that I don’t believe because Judgment Day would be great
Dale Dudley [00:51:00]
Part 3: Poppin’ Zits & Bruce Robison Performs
This segment opened with Bob’s shoe falling apart in the studio, leading to attempts to repair it with various adhesives. The hosts spent extended time watching and discussing a graphic viral video of a four-year-old facial zit being popped. Bruce Robison performed live in studio, including his hit ‘Traveling Soldier’ and a cover of The Who’s ‘Squeeze Box,’ while promoting his new album and record release show at Antone’s. Dale also ranted about Chewy being reprimanded for responding to a troll who texted the AM station.
Segments
- Podcast Migration Announcement [00:00:00] — Pre-recorded announcement about the show moving to a new iTunes feed, with the old feed ending May 1st.
- Bob’s Shoe Emergency [00:01:29] — Bob’s shoe sole has separated and the hosts discuss various repair options including glue, duct tape, and bumper stickers.
- Bruce Robison Promo [00:04:04] — Dale remembers to promote that Bruce Robison is coming in later in the show to perform.
- Four-Year-Old Zit Video [00:04:21] — The hosts watch and provide graphic commentary on a viral video of a man’s wife popping a massive zit that had been on his face for four years.
- Airco Sponsor Read [00:13:52] — Dale delivers advertising for Airco HVAC services and mentions the upcoming Tosh.0 charity auction.
- Daniel’s In-Laws and Swag [00:15:51] — Dale teases Daniel about being quiet because his in-laws are in town. Discussion about promotional swag and Bob’s need for replacement shoes.
- Crash Kelly’s License Plate [00:17:41] — Dale shares a story about asking station PD Crash Kelly about his apparent vanity plate, which turned out to be standard-issue.
- Rich’s Ranch Invitation [00:19:01] — Discussion of an invitation from limo driver Rich to visit his remote ranch, including warnings about dangerous wildlife and Daniel’s reluctance.
- Bristol Palin Public Records [00:23:32] — Brief call about looking up Bristol Palin’s residence in Bob’s neighborhood via public tax records.
- Road Rage Fight Video [00:25:43] — The hosts watch and commentate on a video of people fighting in the street, with one person’s truck rolling backwards unmanned.
- Chewy Gets Called In [00:28:05] — Dale explains that Chewy was reprimanded by management for texting back at a listener who was trolling the AM station, despite the listener not leaving contact information when complaining.
- Podcast Feed Migration Repeated [00:38:04] — Matt reads the announcement again about migrating to the new podcast feed before May 1st.
- Bruce Robison Interview and Performance [00:41:00] — Bruce Robison joins in-studio to discuss his songwriting career, Nashville staff writing days, his marriage to Kelly Willis, and performs four songs including ‘Squeeze Box,’ ‘Sweet Dreams,’ and ‘Traveling Soldier.’
- Traveling Soldier Story [00:53:44] — Dale retells the famous story of how Bruce’s number one hit with the Dixie Chicks was pulled from radio after Natalie Maines criticized President Bush.
Guests
- Bruce Robison (musician) [00:41:00] — Singer-songwriter performed live and discussed his career, including his hits ‘Traveling Soldier’ and work as Nashville staff writer. Promoting new album ‘Bruce Robison and the Back Porch Band’ and record release show at Antone’s.
Callers
- Laura [00:23:32] — Looking up Bristol Palin residence in public tax records Brief exchange, hosts joked about sending her to inappropriate websites
Text Line
- [00:01:34] Casey from Leander posted to Facebook about looking for something positive every day — read by Dale Dudley Dale used it as a joke about Bob’s broken shoe being hard to find positive about
- [00:28:05] Anonymous listener texted ‘I bet Dale enjoyed his molestation’ and other inflammatory content to the AM station — read by Chuy Chuy texted back ‘F you and F Jesus,’ the listener complained to management without leaving his name, and Chuy was called in and reprimanded. Dale became angry about management prioritizing the complaining listener over staff.
Music
- Bruce Robison — Performed ‘Squeeze Box’ (The Who cover) live in studio
- Bruce Robison — Performed ‘Sweet Dreams’ (original song) live in studio
- Bruce Robison — Performed ‘Traveling Soldier’ (his number one hit recorded by Dixie Chicks) live in studio
Quotes
If you could give Daniel and I a couple of minutes, we have a pretty strong adhesive called Man Goo.
Dale Dudley [00:03:43]
Folks in the Middle East are absolutely known for not being able to grow a beard.
Matt Bearden [00:06:11]
Your truck is rolling backwards! Your truck is rolling back!
Bob Fonseca [00:27:06]
The city is Austin, it’s a young vibrant city. Bastrop and Wimberley are cornhole cities.
Dale Dudley [00:34:19]