Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, August 15, 2017
This Show
Part 1: Ghosts and Fears
Dale celebrates his 56th birthday with minimal fanfare on a Tuesday show. The hosts debate psychic mediums and the Hollywood Medium TV show, with Dale and Bob arguing it’s all fraud while Carissa remains open to the possibility. Dale discusses his Bitcoin investment, which has roughly doubled from $500 to over $1,000, and mentions an upcoming Bitcoin analyst guest. Brief mentions of Dale’s other investments in Waterloo sparkling water and Mighty Swell cocktails.
Segments
- Show open and Dale’s birthday [00:00:02] — Standard show introduction. Dale mentions his 56th birthday and a major Dale Dudley story to come. Brief discussion about FCC rules and media consolidation.
- Birthday acknowledgment [00:03:00] — Matt wishes Dale happy birthday. Dale mentions Saturday party with Amanda and that daughter Ellie shares the same birthday. Discussion of kids starting school.
- Fear of heights discussion [00:07:46] — Hosts watch and react to a video of a father terrified on a cliff edge. This leads to discussion of fear of heights, with Bob’s first-day bungee jump story recounted.
- Hollywood Medium and psychics debate [00:10:55] — Dale’s wife tried to convince him the Hollywood Medium is real. Dale argues all mediums are frauds who use internet research and cold reading. Carissa defends keeping an open mind while the others remain skeptical.
- Votiva sponsor read [00:14:01] — Dale delivers sponsor message for Personique’s Votiva feminine health treatment with some awkward pronunciation.
- Analyzing Hollywood Medium proof video [00:15:15] — They watch a video claiming to prove the Hollywood Medium is fake, showing how Tyler Henry uses easily Googled information about celebrities.
- Bitcoin discussion [00:17:17] — Dale reveals his Bitcoin investment has nearly doubled from around $500 to over $1,000. They preview upcoming guest Adam, a Bitcoin analyst, coming at 8:30.
- Austin business investments [00:20:33] — Dale mentions his small investments in Waterloo sparkling water (launching Labor Day weekend) and Mighty Swell cocktails, both Austin-based companies.
Guests
- Adam (last name not given) (expert) [00:17:50] — Bitcoin analyst from Bull Bear Analytics scheduled to appear at 8:30 to explain Bitcoin
Quotes
The real mystery is no one on Earth knows what is beyond. Zero. Not one person.
Dale Dudley [00:13:02]
Keep the five hundred dollars in balance on that credit card, just pay the interest.
Matt Bearden [00:19:52]
Part 2: The Legend of the King and the Ketogynic Truffles
Dale’s birthday show spirals through multiple conflicts: a tense discussion with Carissa about her boyfriend’s alleged criticism of the show at the anniversary party, Pop Cop doing celebrity news, and Dale telling an elaborate fairytale about stepping in his own feces and having to throw away his Skechers shoes. The segment also includes animal videos, Bob showing off photos of his bass guitar collection, and general birthday chaos.
Segments
- Anniversary Party Follow-up [00:00:02] — Dale discusses planning future podcast events at Cap City Comedy Club and acknowledges sponsor Austin Texas Cleaning for dropping off water.
- Pop Cop [00:01:42] — Matt Bearden does Pop Cop, delivering celebrity news including Ben Affleck’s birthday, Dennis DeYoung wanting a Styx reunion, Tom Cruise’s injury, and Chris Pratt winning a Teen Choice Award.
- The Boyfriend Controversy Begins [00:08:03] — Dale confronts Carissa about her boyfriend’s alleged confrontation with Dale’s nephew Brad at the anniversary party, wanting to know what upsets him about the show.
- The Ketogenic King Fairytale [00:34:03] — Dale tells an elaborate fairytale about a king and ketogenic truffles to describe stepping in his own feces and having to throw away his Skechers shoes.
- Bob’s Bass Collection Revealed [00:46:40] — Bob reveals he has approximately 30 bass guitars and shows photos of them to the cast, comparing them to Jay Leno’s car collection.
- Animal Cavalcade [00:51:27] — The show presents various animal videos including a couple encountering a mountain lion, a guilty bulldog who destroyed a beanbag chair, a seagull photobombing a weather report, and a dog honking a car horn.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:42] — Matt Bearden delivers celebrity news with jokes about Ben Affleck, Dennis DeYoung, Tom Cruise, Khloe Kardashian, Chris Pratt, Bill O’Reilly, Austin millennials, Confederate monuments, and goldfish producing alcohol
- Animal Cavalcade [00:51:27] — Multiple animal videos shown including mountain lion encounter, guilty dog, seagull photobomb, and horn-honking dog
Callers
- unnamed [00:26:32] — Called asking where to get flowers, mentioned ‘Meemaw’ Dale was in the middle of the Carissa boyfriend discussion and cut the call short
- unnamed [00:31:11] — Commented on Dale’s nipples being ‘dark matter’ Brief call, Dale confused by the comment
- Trevor [01:00:04] — Called to wish Dale happy birthday Said he loves the guys but hates the show, then hung up
Quotes
Part goldfish – their bodies produce alcohol to keep warm
Dale Dudley [00:06:14]
He doesn’t like hearing my voice on the radio. It’s weird for him.
Carissa Jade [00:25:58]
The ketogenic king was screaming: it’s in the grout!
Dale Dudley [00:37:29]
This is the most confusing story ever that didn’t have the word baguette in it
Matt Bearden [00:42:44]