🎯 TL;DR – Today’s Highlights
Bob and Chewy hold down the fort for a legendary Hot Dog Friday featuring Chewy’s “Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice” creation with flaming hot Cheetos and candied jalapeños, while diving deep into terrible B-movies (Velocipastor, Pickleball Exorcist), debating whether to buy food from Facebook Marketplace vendors, and fielding calls from the iconic Manny about his dating adventures with a 22-year-old at Red Lobster. Plus: Bob reveals he’s on Ozempic, Chewy announces plans to sell his grandpa’s beef jerky recipe, the Scorpions cancel their entire 2026 tour including Vegas residency, and a wild story about Todd Jeffries making blueberry pancakes for Nikki Sixx at his house for two hours.
📻 First Hour Analysis 📻
🌭 Is it a Hot Dog Friday Show?
YES! 🎉 This is absolutely a Hot Dog Friday show! The episode opens at (00:00:48) with the iconic Hot Dog Friday song featuring lyrics like “Hot dog, can you eat a dog? We’re not a dog to win!” Bob announces it’s Friday and hot dog day (00:01:04), and they’ve got hot dogs ready to go throughout the show. Bob even mentions he’s got hot dogs “propped up for us, ready to go” (00:04:39). 🌭🎶
🍔 Food Items/Restaurants Talked About
- Denny’s Moons Over My Hammy – Chewy brought this in and was eating it during the show (00:02:16) 🥞
- McDonald’s hotcakes – Todd Jeffries mentions he has McDonald’s hotcakes (00:16:31) 🥞
- Starbucks – Bob mentions having coffee with Chris Layton and Shannon at Starbucks (00:17:33) ☕
- Kirby Lane – Referenced in Todd’s story about Nikki Sixx wanting pancakes (00:18:22) 🥞
- Tony C’s coal-fired pizza – At the Enormo Dome (00:31:10) 🍕
- Little Caesars – Detroit arena named after them, discussed during rock news (00:30:48) 🍕
- Barbarian pretzel place – At the Enormo Dome, Bob raves about their handcrafted pretzels with rock salt (00:31:21) 🥨
- Blueberry pancakes – In Todd’s story about Nikki Sixx (00:19:32) 🥞
📰 News Stories Discussed
- Matt’s absence – Matt Bearden is taking the day off to help family in the Houston area (00:04:18) 👨👩👧
- Caller from Presidio, Texas – A construction superintendent building a medical clinic in the Big Bend area with 3,600 people, listening via the app (00:07:27) 🏗️
- Dylan’s big work night – Bob’s son worked 50+ straight hours without coming home (00:11:53) 💪
🎸 Bob’s Rock and Roll News Segment – 5 Paragraph Summary
Bob Fonseca, self-proclaimed “Wolf Blitzer of rock and roll” and “Rock’s last great reporter,” delivered his exclusive Friday edition of Rock and Roll News starting around (00:21:18). Opening with a serious warning about buying concert tickets in advance, Bob emphasized his years of experience advising fans to wait until show day to purchase tickets to avoid disappointment from cancellations. He painted a vivid picture of the financial risk involved, using examples like potentially spending thousands on travel and hotels only to have an artist cancel due to illness. His seasoned perspective from working in both journalism and the arena business lent credibility to this consumer advice. 🎤📰
The biggest breaking story concerned the Scorpions suddenly canceling all remaining 2026 tour dates due to “unspecified, unforeseen circumstances” (00:23:40). This includes their eight-show Las Vegas residency scheduled for September 17th through October 3rd, as well as three Mexico concerts. Bob expressed frustration with the vague explanation, noting the band had previously canceled four India dates earlier this year due to “unforeseen medical circumstances affecting band members.” He acknowledged the challenges of touring with illness but questioned how circumstances would improve by 2027 if they can’t perform in 2026. Bob’s cynical yet empathetic take reflected his understanding of both the business and human sides of touring. 🦂🚫
Rocklahoma’s 20th anniversary festival was highlighted as happening this weekend in Pryor, Oklahoma (00:27:19). Bob couldn’t hide his surprise at never having heard of this festival despite its two-decade run, and he mercilessly mocked the name alongside Chewy, creating numerous “___lahoma” puns including “Broklahoma,” “Stoklahoma,” and the winner, “Toklahoma.” The festival features impressive headliners including God Smack (Friday), Papa Roach (Saturday), and Slayer (Sunday) marking their 40th anniversary of “Rain and Blood.” Additional acts include Lamb of God, Black Label Society, The Pretty Reckless, Anthrax, and Hailstorm. Despite the stellar lineup, Bob remained fixated on the terrible festival name. 🎸🤠
Black Label Society’s Houston show and AC/DC’s potential venue disaster provided additional coverage. Bob noted that Zakk Wylde included an Ozzy Osbourne tribute section in their Bayou Music Center performance, featuring Black Sabbath riffs and a snippet of “No More Tears” (00:32:07). More dramatically, AC/DC faces uncertainty about their Toronto Rogers Stadium show scheduled for September 16th after severe thunderstorms caused massive damage to the venue’s roof and seating sections (00:34:33). Bob explained this constitutes an “act of God,” meaning the promoter might not have to refund tickets, though they likely still owe the band payment. The damaged sections can’t simply be relocated since AC/DC shows typically sell out completely. 🎸⚡
The segment concluded with exciting guitar news: Joe Satriani and Steve Vai officially announced their debut collaborative album titled “The Sea of Emotion” (00:32:26). Bob was particularly fascinated by the relationship’s origin story—Vai began taking guitar lessons from Satriani in 1973 when Vai was just 13 and Satch was 17-19 (00:33:22). This led Bob to humorously question how such an arrangement happens, comparing it to taking guitar lessons from Billy Gibbons at a woodshed. The two virtuosos, who met as student and teacher, are now touring together creating what Bob described as potentially “too much guitar” with their combined 12 strings trading riffs. 🎸🎸
🎵 Rock and Roll Shoutout/Salute
YES! Bob Fonseca received a rock and roll shout-out from listener Joel Donovan, who called Bob the “baron of broadcasting,” the “argonaut of the airwaves,” the “raconteur of radio,” and “Music’s last great reporter” who “puts the anal in analog” (00:40:04). Bob accepted the praise graciously, calling Joel great for recognizing his greatness! 🏆📻
🎸 Bands Mentioned During Bob’s Rock and Roll News
- Scorpions (canceled tour) 🦂
- God Smack (Rocklahoma Friday headliner)
- Papa Roach (Rocklahoma Saturday)
- Slayer (Rocklahoma Sunday – 40th anniversary of “Rain and Blood”)
- Lamb of God
- Black Label Society (BLS)
- The Pretty Reckless
- Anthrax
- Hailstorm
- Amyl and the Sniffers (playing ACL Fest Oct 2 & 9)
- Black Sabbath (referenced in BLS tribute)
- Ozzy Osbourne (tributed by BLS)
- Black Label Society (Houston show)
- AC/DC (Toronto venue issues)
- Joe Satriani
- Steve Vai
- ZZ Top (Dusty Hill mentioned)
- Motley Crue (Nikki Sixx story)
- Elvis (Dr. Nick reference)
- The Beatles (Dr. Robert reference)
📝 3 Paragraph Summary of This Portion (Excluding Rock News)
The show opened with Bob Fonseca and Chewy holding down the fort as Matt Bearden took the day off to help family in the Houston area. Bob gave Chewy an elaborate introduction as “the hardest working man in show business” who does everything from producing to taking calls to posting podcasts before 7 AM (00:01:56). The chemistry between Bob and Chewy was evident as they discussed everything from Hot Dog Friday to their inability to sleep in hospital rooms. They announced plans to have Dean come in later for a quiz Bob prepared to test if Dean is “all cowboy and no hat” (00:04:58). The early show featured a caller from Presidio, Texas building a medical clinic who praised their sound quality over the app (00:07:27). 🎙️😊
Todd Jeffries made a memorable cameo appearance, and the conversation took a hilarious turn into storytelling territory (00:14:00). Todd shared an incredible tale about Nikki Sixx from Motley Crue asking him for pancake recommendations during South by Southwest in the late ’90s, which somehow ended with Todd making blueberry pancakes for the rock star at his house for two hours (00:18:24). Bob and Chewy were appropriately skeptical, questioning how Todd happened to have pancake mix AND blueberries readily available. The crew also reminisced about the old Austin music scene, discovering stacks of CDs from 2003-2004 featuring local bands and comedy acts, with Todd describing a cabinet as “full of broken dreams” (00:16:07). They discussed Clifford Antone, with Bob sharing his own wild story about driving around Austin in a white van with Clifford and Dusty Hill from ZZ Top (00:18:08). 🥞🎸
The show’s Click Click Boom segment featured Bob attempting to find suitable clickbait lists, struggling with mundane topics like “18 longest lasting garden hoses” and “portable air conditioners” before finally landing on “the average person has had four of these experiences” (00:13:00). Bob and Chewy announced a National Lazy Moms Day contest for Gabriel Iglesias (Fluffy) tickets, asking moms to share their “laziest mom moment” (00:09:20). The conversation flowed naturally from parenting challenges to Bob’s experience as “pick-up dad” spending hours in school car lines shopping on Amazon to kill time (00:11:03). The first hour wrapped with Chewy pitching Bob on watching intentionally terrible movies together, including gems like “The Velocipastor,” “Crackoon,” “Shark Exorcist,” and the piece de resistance, “The Pickleball Exorcist” (00:42:40). They actually watched the trailer for Pickleball Exorcist, mocking its iPhone-quality production and watered-down blood effects (00:47:05). 🎬😂
🕙 Second Hour Analysis 🕙
🍕 Food Items/Restaurants Discussed
- Hot Dog Friday 🌭 – Chewy created the “Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice” hot dog featuring:
- Sweet Hawaiian buns
- Smoky Denmark wieners (sent by Sam and his family)
- Spicy tomato ketchup blended with jalapeño
- Spicy brown mustard
- Rico cheese (heated)
- Crushed extra hot flaming hot Cheetos
- Candied jalapeño slices
- Bob described it as “60-40 heat to sweet” (00:49:37-01:28:05)
- Taco Clem 🌮 – Restaurant from Buda/Kyle area sent tacos via Big Rick. The show is starting a collaboration with Buda’s food scene (01:31:14)
- Bee Cave H-E-B 🏪 – Bob discovered (thanks to listener Ashley) that their location DOES have a tortilla machine, hidden behind a wall in the old café area (01:29:49)
- Cinemark Pflugerville 🎬 – Chewy was amazed they now serve samosas at the concession stand (01:28:27)
- Philadelphia stadium hot dog story 🌭 – Bob shared a childhood memory of a sweaty hot dog vendor who would place buns on his sweaty arm (01:33:26)
🎬 B-Movie Discussion Topics
The hosts and callers discussed numerous terrible/cult movies throughout the segment:
- Velocipastor – Bob wants to watch this one (00:50:58)
- Batman going into public domain soon (around 2035) (00:51:11)
- Sharknado series – popularized the bad shark movie genre (00:52:27)
- Maximum Overdrive (1986) – directed by Stephen King (who was “high on cocaine”), featuring ACDC soundtrack and Emilio Estevez (01:00:04)
- Tremors – considered a “classic” not a B-movie, featuring Kevin Bacon and Reba McIntyre (01:01:47)
- The Mangler (1995) – about a possessed laundry machine (01:04:52)
- Sharks in the Hood, Water Park Shark, Sharktopus (with Eric Roberts), Killer Thong, Special Needs Revolt – various ridiculous Tubi offerings (00:55:43-01:10:18)
- Charlie’s Angels remake – caller Mike walked out of this one at a drive-in (01:22:40)
📞 Phone Callers
- José – Called about the radio the show gave him, bought a $20 rechargeable battery for it, considers it “the love of my life” (00:53:37)
- Jesse – Called with a bad joke: “Why did the lizard go to the doctor? For his reptile dysfunction” (00:58:34)
- Aaron/Erin from Marble Falls – Lazy mom story about falling asleep while trying to put her 2-year-old son down for a nap, woke up covered in soap/lotion he poured on her. Also mentioned sending Chewy feet pics 😳 (01:19:25)
- Mike from Anaheim, California – Walked out of Charlie’s Angels remake at a drive-in theater (01:22:40)
- Kelly – Called about The Mangler movie that traumatized her as a 10-year-old (01:03:00)
- Jesse (different one) – Lazy mom story: tells her kids (ages 10 and 17) “Mom’s dead, come back later” when they’re arguing and she doesn’t want to deal with it. Won Fluffy tickets! 🎟️ (01:24:00)
- Multiple callers discussing bad movies including Fright Night, Critters, Killer Clowns from Outer Space (00:56:11-00:58:00)
💬 Funny or Memorable Quotes
- Bob on not getting invited to Tesla Cyber Cab launch: “I Googled myself and I found out I was inside 100 of the most influential people in Austin… I couldn’t get a seat in a 3,000 seat venue?” (01:02:47) 💔
- Chewy introducing the hot dog: “The Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice” (01:26:38)
- Bob when asked about shaving legs: “I can’t even get a man to shave my legs. If my child did it, then I guess his wife would be super impressed when he found her” – wait, that was caller Aaron (01:21:08) 😂
- Chewy on movie theaters: “Rico cheese is about as expensive as regular cheese. You might as well get fresh. But I wanted that authentic stadium feel” (01:27:55)
- Bob: “It’s the gateway to San Marcos” (describing Buda) (01:30:29)
- Lazy mom Jesse: “Mom’s dead, come back later” – her response to arguing kids (01:24:05)
🎵 Special Music
- Dave (from Urban Betty) performed the “Chewy and the Man” theme song since Matt was absent dealing with family matters (01:12:30)
🌶️ GLP-1 Announcement
Bob and Chewy revealed they are both on GLP-1 medications (weight loss drugs like Ozempic/Wegovy) prescribed by their doctors. Chewy played the “GLP One anthem/Hunger Strike song” and joked “I’m going to die if I don’t take it and not eat the rest of this hot dog” (01:32:20) 💉
🎭 Recurring Themes/Gags
- Hot Dog Friday 🌭 – Weekly tradition continued with elaborate creation
- Chewy and the Man 🎵 – Theme song played since Matt was out
- Tubi movie discussions 📺 – Extended conversation about terrible streaming movies
- Bob’s H-E-B visits 🛒 – Running joke about his daily trips to the Bee Cave location
- Rico cheese appreciation 🧀 – Multiple references to the authentic stadium/movie theater experience
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📝 Five Paragraph Summary
The second hour of the show featured Bob and Chewy holding down the fort while Matt dealt with family matters. The duo kicked off Hot Dog Friday with Chewy’s creative “Sugar and Spice and Everything Nice” hot dog, featuring Smoky Denmark wieners on sweet Hawaiian buns, topped with spicy condiments, Rico cheese, crushed flaming hot Cheetos, and candied jalapeños. The approximately 60-40 heat-to-sweet ratio was a hit, though both hosts acknowledged they’re currently on GLP-1 medications and probably shouldn’t be eating such indulgent food. 🌭💊
The main topic of conversation became terrible B-movies and beyond, with extensive discussion of films available on the free streaming service Tubi. From Velocipastor to Sharks in the Hood to Special Needs Revolt (about a man with Down syndrome leading a rebellion in dystopian America), the hosts and callers shared their favorite awful films. Notable mentions included Maximum Overdrive, Stephen King’s cocaine-fueled directorial debut featuring an ACDC soundtrack, and The Mangler, about a possessed laundry machine that traumatized caller Kelly as a child. 🎬😱
Phone callers provided entertainment throughout the hour, including José, who called to rave about the radio the show gave him (which he considers “the love of my life”), and Jesse, who shared the groan-worthy joke about the lizard with “reptile dysfunction.” The show gave away Fluffy tickets to multiple callers, including a lazy mom named Jesse who tells her arguing kids “Mom’s dead, come back later” when she doesn’t want to deal with their fights. 📞🎟️
Bob shared a major revelation after a listener named Ashley stopped him at the Bee Cave H-E-B (where his wife sends him daily with shopping lists) to inform him that their store DOES have a tortilla machine – it’s just hidden behind a wall in the old café area. This corrected months of Bob complaining that they were cheated out of having one. He also reminisced about a traumatic childhood memory of a sweaty Philadelphia stadium hot dog vendor who would place open buns on his sweaty arm before filling them with wieners. 🌮💦
The show also announced an upcoming collaboration with Buda’s food scene, with Taco Clem sending in tacos via Big Rick. Chewy joked about becoming “the new face and body of Buda” and invented terms like “Budists” for residents. The “Chewy and the Man” theme song, performed by their friend Dave (whose new book “Foxtail” is coming out soon), provided a musical highlight. Throughout the hour, the dynamic duo proved they could hold down the show even without Matt, though they did joke about potentially docking his pay for being absent. 🌮🎵
🕛 Third Hour Analysis 🕛
🌭 Hot Dogs in Studio
Yes! Max made hot dogs for the crew in the studio! 🌭✨ (01:34:44) Chewy mentioned that Max from Ohio made the hot dogs and specifically noted that Max wore gloves during preparation, even though he said “you don’t have to use your gloves, you’re family.” Chewy appreciated the glove-wearing because “it makes people feel comfortable.” The hosts then had an extensive discussion about food hygiene and glove usage. Later, they discussed that Max made the hot dogs with attention to cleanliness, which sparked a conversation about Uber Joe calling in to joke about Bob’s Cybertruck and tips (01:43:00). 🧤👨🍳
🍔🌮 Food Items/Restaurants Discussed
- Sushi by Scratch – Chewy mentioned they went there two years ago and wants to go back, noting there’s an omakase place in Austin that got Michelin recognition (01:35:36) 🍣
- Guy Fieri cooking with rings on – Bob’s hygiene concern (01:36:31) 💍
- Oxtail Heaven on Instagram – Personal chef in Round Rock, $40-45 per plate (01:38:18) 🍖
- Facebook Marketplace food vendors – Discussion about buying food from home kitchens (01:37:57) 📱
- Pupusas from Facebook Marketplace – Salvadorian food (01:43:32) 🫓
- Moe’s Jerky on Instagram – Recommended by listener (01:45:25) 🥩
- Turkey Heaven on Facebook – Offering turkey legs, sausage wraps, plates, and tamales (01:46:18) 🦃
- Swans – Yellow delivery service for frozen food subscriptions (01:49:43) 🚐
- Carne’s Azaweta – Melissa Barrera’s husband’s company making machaca and beef crisps (01:51:51) 🇲🇽
- Hershap’s Beef Jerky from Orange Grove (south of Corpus Christi) (01:52:08)
- Chick-fil-A – Pflugerville location closing for 2.5 month renovation (02:10:26) 🐔
- Red Lobster – Manny tried to take a date there but wouldn’t wait 30 minutes (02:14:00) 🦞
- Tony C’s – Two-for-one Tuesdays mentioned (02:08:03) 🍕
- Dave’s Hot Chicken – Near Wolf Ranch Farmer’s Market in Georgetown (01:55:29) 🔥
- Howlin’ Rays in LA – Better than Dave’s according to Chewy (01:55:46)
📰 News Stories Discussed
- Alcohol consumption stats – Only 54% of U.S. adults say they drink alcohol, matching last year’s record low and the lowest since 1939 according to Gallup poll from July (02:08:40) 📊🍺
- Pflugerville Chick-fil-A closure for renovation causing predicted road rage concerns (02:10:20) 🚧
- MLB fan banned indefinitely from all ballparks after making derogatory remark about Arizona Diamondbacks player Ketel Marte’s late mother during a game; his mother passed away in a car accident in 2017 (02:02:59) ⚾😡
🧠💡 Interesting Facts Shared
- John Tyler (10th president) was the first U.S. president born an American citizen; Van Buren was born before the Treaty of Paris, technically making him a British subject (01:57:54) 🇺🇸
- Camel milk does not curdle – ever! (01:58:44) 🐫🥛
- European lift capacity signs are now inaccurate due to rising obesity levels (01:59:49) 🛗⚖️
🎭 Memorable Moments
- Spencer chopped off his long hair and went completely bald, inspiring Chewy to consider doing the same (01:56:43) ✂️💈
- Extensive discussion about food hygiene and whether people would eat food from home kitchens or Facebook Marketplace (01:37:00-01:47:00) 🧼
- Chewy announcing he’s going to make beef jerky using his grandpa’s recipe and sell it, possibly for $20 per 10 ounces (01:38:39) 🥩💰
- Bob considering selling deep dish pizza on Friday nights, doing 10 pies with scheduled pickup times (01:39:23) 🍕
- Discussion about buffet pricing being unfair – Bob argues he shouldn’t pay the same as bigger eaters (01:59:59) 🍽️
- Watching compilation of terrible celebrity first pitches including 50 Cent, Gary Dell’Abate, Conor McGregor, and Carly Rae Jepsen (02:04:20) ⚾🎤
- Bruce Springsteen has apparently never thrown a first pitch, and they couldn’t find any videos of it (02:04:40) 🎸
📞☎️ Phone Callers
- Big John (01:40:11) – Called to show appreciation for glove-wearing when preparing food, doesn’t eat at other people’s houses because he doesn’t know where their hands have been 🧤
- Uber Joe (01:43:00) – Made a joke about Bob leaving his Cybertruck in the driveway to get tips for depreciation 🚗💸
- Shannon (01:44:40) – Said he’s never used Marketplace to buy food but just used KLBJ to find beef jerky, committed to buying some when Chewy makes it 📻
- Manny (02:11:19) – The legendary caller discussing picking up a 22-year-old from San Antonio, taking her to Red Lobster (wouldn’t wait 30 minutes), drinks once a week, smokes a little “mota,” and is still trying to sell his place to Tesla Dan 🌮👴
⚖️ “This or That” Segment
- Would you wait 30 minutes for free Red Lobster?
- Bob: Maybe 20 minutes tops (02:14:22) 🦞⏱️
🔮 Predictions Made
- Bob predicted that road rage will increase in Pflugerville due to the Chick-fil-A closure, saying “people are going to go off” and he’s “going to stay off the roads in that area” (02:10:40) 🚗💢
📚 Facts of the Day Segment
The Facts of the Day segment aired at (01:57:34) with these facts shared: 📖✨
- John Tyler (10th president) was the first president born an American citizen, as Van Buren was born before the Treaty of Paris, making him technically a British subject 🇺🇸
- Camel milk does not curdle – it never curdles, making it unique among milk products 🐫
- European lift capacity signs are now inaccurate due to obesity levels rising across Europe 🛗
- An MLB fan was banned indefinitely from all ballparks after making a derogatory remark about Arizona Diamondbacks player Ketel Marte’s late mother, who died in a car accident in 2017 ⚾
🎸🎤 Kick Out the Jams Segment
The Kick Out the Jams segment started at (02:08:05) with the intro “Bring out the jams, motherfucker!” The segment wrapped up the show discussing: 🎵
- Alcohol consumption statistics – Only 54% of adults drink, lowest since 1939 🍺📉
- Chick-fil-A Pflugerville closure concerns 🐔
- Manny’s wild dating adventures with a 22-year-old 💑
- Show wrap-up thanking listeners and promoting the Texas tailgate at Lavaca behind the Scottish Rite Theater, opening at 11:30 AM (02:19:27) 🏈🎉
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📝 Five Paragraph Summary
The third hour kicked off with an in-depth discussion about food hygiene after Max from Ohio made hot dogs for the crew while wearing gloves, which Chewy greatly appreciated even though Max said it wasn’t necessary since they’re “family.” This sparked a lengthy conversation about whether they would eat food from Facebook Marketplace vendors, home kitchens, and various restaurants. Bob expressed concerns about chefs cooking with rings on, comparing it to seeing Guy Fieri’s jewelry while preparing food. The conversation touched on their experience at Sushi by Scratch, with Bob surprisingly comfortable watching sushi chefs handle food with their hands, and Chewy expressed interest in trying various local food vendors including Oxtail Heaven and Turkey Heaven. 🌭🍣
Chewy made a major announcement that he plans to make and sell beef jerky using his grandfather’s recipe, claiming it’s better than anything else including Bucky’s. He discussed pricing it at $20 for 10 ounces and possibly selling it directly from the station. Bob countered with his own entrepreneurial idea of making deep dish pizzas on Friday nights, doing 10 scheduled pickups with 20-minute intervals. The conversation expanded to include discussions about Melissa Barrera’s husband’s company Carne’s Azaweta, which makes machaca and beef crisps, and various jerky recommendations from listeners. Multiple callers chimed in including Big John, who appreciated glove-wearing when preparing food, and Shannon, who committed to buying Chewy’s jerky. 🥩💼
The show featured Spencer’s dramatic hair transformation as a memorable moment, with him shaving his entire head bald, which inspired both Chewy and Bob to consider doing the same due to the intense Austin heat. They watched compilation videos of terrible celebrity first pitches, including disasters from 50 Cent, Gary Dell’Abate, Conor McGregor, and Carly Rae Jepsen. The hosts couldn’t find any evidence of Bruce Springsteen ever throwing a first pitch, leading to speculation about whether he’s avoiding it or has never been asked. This led to discussions about athletic ability and whether celebrities should decline opportunities if they can’t perform adequately. ✂️⚾
The Facts of the Day segment delivered interesting information including that John Tyler was technically the first president born as an American citizen, that camel milk never curdles, and that European elevator capacity signs are now inaccurate due to rising obesity levels. Breaking news about a Pflugerville Chick-fil-A closing for a 2.5-month renovation prompted Bob to predict increased road rage in the area, claiming people are “addicted” to Chick-fil-A and won’t be able to handle the closure. The discussion expanded to alcohol consumption statistics showing only 54% of U.S. adults drink alcohol, the lowest percentage since 1939, with both Chewy and Bob noting they’re part of the minority that doesn’t drink (though Chewy abstains specifically from alcohol while being open to other substances). 🧠📊
The show concluded with the legendary Manny calling in with tales of picking up a 22-year-old woman and attempting to take her to Red Lobster, though he refused to wait the 30-minute wait time. At 66 years old, Manny revealed he drinks once a week, smokes “a little mota,” and is still trying to sell his place to Tesla Dan. The hosts wrapped up by thanking listeners, promoting the Texas tailgate at Lavaca behind the Scottish Rite Theater starting at 11:30 AM, and encouraging everyone to celebrate Hot Dog Friday. Bob expressed hope he could attend the tailgate if he could find shorts short enough and possibly a crop top to handle the extreme heat, while someone messaged in that they’d spotted Manny at the “ghetto Walmart” with his grandson running around with no shoes and no shirt. 🌮🎉