Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, January 26, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Fake Babies
The show opens with Dale recounting his weekend playing video games obsessively, including joining a Clash of Clans clan with listeners that ballooned to 45 members. He recorded audio of a teenage gamer berating him that affected him emotionally. Bob discusses seeing American Sniper, criticizing the distractingly fake babies in key scenes. The hosts awkwardly navigate Daniel’s wedding planning, with Dale trying to relay transportation offers from listeners while respecting the ’30-day rule’ about not discussing wedding details. Marky Ramone of the Ramones is scheduled to appear later in the show.
Segments
- Show open and Marky Ramone promo [00:00:00] — Show introduction announcing Marky Ramone as upcoming guest. Dale mentions seeing Justin Womack (magician) and Jack White over the weekend.
- Ramones anxiety and lack of press materials [00:03:00] — Dale expresses nervousness about the Marky Ramone interview, frustrated that no book was sent and he doesn’t know much about the band beyond a couple songs. Bob reassures him about the Ramones’ influence.
- Weekend video game obsession [00:09:00] — Dale reveals he spent the entire weekend playing Clash of Clans and Call of Duty, barely leaving the house. Listeners flooded his clan after he mentioned it on air Friday.
- Teenage gamer berates Dale [00:14:00] — Dale describes recording a teenager named ‘Batman’ yelling at him during Call of Duty for not playing well. The experience genuinely upset him and brought up feelings of being bullied in school.
- American Sniper review [00:18:00] — Bob reviews American Sniper, praising the film but criticizing the absurdly fake babies in two scenes where Bradley Cooper manipulates a plastic doll’s arm with his thumb.
- Daniel’s wedding transportation offers [00:22:00] — Dale tries to relay listener offers for wedding transportation (limo service and 20-person bus) to Daniel, but the ’30-day rule’ and Daniel’s need to consult his fiancée creates awkward tension.
- Bob’s Superbowl birthday party conflict [00:25:00] — Matt reveals his wife scheduled their children’s birthday party for Superbowl Sunday from 3-6pm, creating an unintentional scheduling conflict.
- Amanda’s $180 eyelash extensions [00:28:00] — Dale discovers via Facebook that his wife spent $180 on eyelash extensions, which he didn’t even notice when she came home.
- Dale’s wedding catering story [00:34:00] — Dale recounts how Carrabba’s restaurant catered his wedding for free as a gift, only asking for server tips. He also discusses hiring the Sandbass Reenactment Group for a Wild West shootout that spooked horses.
Guests
- Marky Ramone (musician) [00:00:44] — Ramones drummer scheduled to appear later in show, hosts discuss anxiety about interview preparation
Music
- Jack White — Bob attended show at Austin Music Hall Saturday night with his son Caden
Quotes
That kid really got to me. He really got to me.
Dale Dudley [00:16:00]
Bradley Cooper has the fake baby arm over his thumb and he’s moving his thumb to make the baby arm move.
Bob Fonseca [00:20:43]
In my home, I am the decision maker, period.
Dale Dudley [00:24:04]
Part 2: Marky Ramone
Marky Ramone, drummer for the Ramones, appeared in-studio to discuss his book ‘Punk Rock Blitzkrieg: My Life as a Ramone.’ He talked about joining the band in 1978, recording ‘I Wanna Be Sedated,’ working with Phil Spector, dealing with alcoholism, and life on the road in a Ford Econoline van. The conversation covered the band’s 22-year run, the deaths of his bandmates, and his friendship with Howard Stern. After the interview, the show discussed everything from Sky Mall going bankrupt to Dale’s umbrella shopping, Carissa’s ongoing health issues, and Japanese balloon bombs from WWII still being found in the Pacific Northwest.
Segments
- Marky Ramone Introduction [00:00:00] — Dale introduces Marky Ramone, drummer for the Ramones, as Bob is clearly excited. The interview begins with discussion of Austin’s Armadillo World Headquarters and Marky joining the band in 1978.
- Joining the Ramones [00:01:00] — Marky explains how he became the Ramones drummer after Tommy Ramone wanted to focus on producing. He describes learning 40 songs in two weeks from a boom box with a drum pad.
- Band Dynamics and Longevity [00:04:00] — Discussion of how bands handle tension and why the Ramones stayed together for 22 years despite fights. Marky talks about the famous Stern show ‘fights’ with Joey being planned for entertainment.
- Phil Spector and End of the Road album [00:08:00] — Bob asks about working with Phil Spector, the controversial pastel t-shirt cover, and attempts to make the band more commercial. Marky clarifies that Phil never pointed guns at the band despite rumors.
- Alcoholism and Leaving the Band [00:13:00] — Marky opens up about his struggles with alcohol, going to rehab for four years, and eventually being asked back to the band when his replacement deserted them before 17 shows.
- Influence and Legacy [00:16:00] — Discussion of the Ramones influencing punk rock worldwide, predating the Sex Pistols, and never knowing they were influencing anybody while they played.
- Writing the Book [00:19:00] — Marky describes the process of writing his memoir with three different writers before finding Richard, who captured his authentic voice on paper.
- Book Signing Details [00:21:00] — Dale plugs the book signing at the Alamo Drafthouse at the Long Center, including a screening of Rock ‘n’ Roll High School.
- Drunk Monster Truck Fan [00:23:00] — After the interview, the show plays audio of an extremely intoxicated woman being interviewed at a monster truck event, leading to discussion about Dale’s past drinking.
- Matt’s Monster Truck Remote [00:26:00] — Matt mentions his upcoming remote at the O’Reilly Outlaw Nationals but notes he got in trouble with the promotions department over protocol.
- Sky Mall Bankruptcy [00:27:00] — Dale discusses Sky Mall going bankrupt, sharing an emotional story about finding a dog memorial frame in the catalog after putting down his dog, then discovering it much cheaper on Amazon.
- Dale’s Umbrella Quest [00:30:00] — Dale complains about his broken umbrella and his search for a quality replacement, leading to Bob’s comment about ‘how hard does it have to be raining for a man to use an umbrella.’
- Bartitsu – Victorian Umbrella Fighting [00:34:00] — Matt introduces the concept of Bartitsu, a Victorian-era martial art involving umbrella combat, with video of reenactors demonstrating the techniques.
- Baby Attacked by Ferrets [00:36:00] — Dale reads a disturbing news story about a baby whose face was partially eaten by the family’s ferrets, leading to discussion about Carissa’s pets and flea problem.
- Carissa’s Ongoing Health Crisis [00:43:00] — Extended discussion of Carissa’s continuing diarrhea problems, her need to see a gastroenterologist, and her boyfriend having to leave a wedding early because of her condition.
- WWII Balloon Bombs [00:48:00] — Dale shares a story about Japanese balloon bombs from World War II still being found in the Pacific Northwest, thousands still unaccounted for.
- North Korea Documentary [00:49:00] — Dale discusses watching Camp 14, a documentary about a man who escaped a North Korean prison camp after narking on his mother, and a separate documentary about Wernher von Braun and Nazi scientists.
- Wheel of Fortune Double Fail [00:53:00] — The show plays video of Wheel of Fortune contestants repeatedly saying ‘pointed desert’ instead of ‘painted desert,’ with both contestants missing the obvious answer.
- Slip and Slide Event Coming to Austin [00:55:00] — Discussion of a 1000-foot slip and slide event called ‘Slide the City’ coming to Austin streets, with ticket pricing and logistics.
- Meeting McKenzie’s Boyfriend’s Mother [00:59:00] — Dale recounts awkwardly meeting the mother of McKenzie (the little person model they profiled) at his daughter’s church school, learning her boyfriend is a fan who wanted to meet them.
Guests
- Marky Ramone (musician) [00:00:00] — Drummer for the Ramones, promoting his book ‘Punk Rock Blitzkrieg: My Life as a Ramone’ and appearance at the Alamo Drafthouse
Callers
- Paul [00:47:36] — Made a dark joke about the ferrets eating the baby because they were out of roaches Got a laugh from the hosts and they acknowledged the joke was ‘classic’ before moving on
Quotes
I deserve a damn good umbrella
Dale Dudley [00:04:29]
When a guy points a gun at you, better use it
Marky Ramone [00:05:04]
What happened to the nice two minute song?
Marky Ramone [00:12:24]
How hard does it have to rain for a man to use an umbrella?
Bob Fonseca [00:30:36]
It must be incredible. It must have a hand in there that grabs
Dale Dudley [00:45:24]
Part 3: Suit or Tux
The final part of the show featured the ‘Daily Minute’ video segment with Carissa and a discussion about the rising price of brisket. Daniel provided updates on his wedding planning (suit vs. tux, groomsmen outfits, ice cream instead of groom’s cake). The hosts solicited topics for their upcoming sideshow segment, receiving limited listener response. A viral video of expert archer Lars Anderson dominated the final segment, showcasing incredible archery skills including catching arrows mid-flight and rapid-fire techniques.
Segments
- Daily Minute Technical Issues [00:00:00] — CJ presents the Daily Minute video featuring Carissa’s ‘makeover’ by Daisy. The hosts criticize the poor audio quality and missing equipment for proper video production.
- Elderly Lesbian Couple Video [00:07:07] — The show plays a video about two 90-year-old women who kept their 60-year romance secret and finally got married, prompting discussion about gay marriage.
- Carissa’s Health and Yogurt [00:14:34] — The hosts observe Carissa eating yogurt while hunched over and discuss her ongoing digestive issues and need to see a gastroenterologist.
- Sarah Palin Speech Clip [00:18:38] — Dale plays audio from a Sarah Palin speech filled with mangled metaphors and confused political rhetoric.
- Daniel’s Wedding Planning Update [00:20:46] — Daniel discusses multiple wedding offers, confirms he’s wearing a suit (tuxedo) with a vest to differentiate from groomsmen, and reveals ice cream instead of groom’s cake.
- Brisket Price Increases [00:25:28] — Discussion of rising brisket costs due to drought, market conditions, and increased popularity of Texas barbecue nationwide, including chains like Arby’s entering the market.
- 1961 Cadillac Coupe Deville Offer [00:29:00] — A listener offers to provide a mint-condition turquoise 1961 Cadillac Coupe Deville for Daniel’s wedding. The hosts push Daniel to accept the dramatic vintage car.
- Suit vs. Tux Clarification [00:34:00] — Extended discussion about the difference between suits and tuxedos, with Daniel confirming he’s wearing a tuxedo with distinguishing features including a vest.
- Sideshow Topic Solicitation [00:41:30] — The hosts request listener suggestions for their sideshow segment. One caller suggests discussing BDSM double standards, which Dale politely declines as not their wheelhouse.
- Lars Anderson Archery Video [00:44:25] — The show watches and discusses an extended video of expert archer Lars Anderson demonstrating historical archery techniques, including catching arrows mid-flight and splitting arrows.
Callers
- unnamed [00:43:01] — Suggested sideshow topic about BDSM double standards between male and female Dale politely declined the topic saying it’s not their ‘wheelhouse’ and nobody on the show is into BDSM, but thanked the caller
Quotes
Don’t they know this is gonna ruin the American family?
Dale Dudley [00:08:00]
Status quo – another Latin word – and it stands for man
Sarah Palin (audio) [00:18:59]
A cummerbund is not the kind of sex you want on your marriage night
Dale Dudley [00:25:00]