Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, January 29, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Losing Weight
Dale discusses his weight loss journey in depth, explaining his experience with Dr. Hicks’ Last Diet ATX program and losing 5 pounds in the past week. The show also covers Carissa’s emotional breakdown from the previous day over boyfriend communication issues, and ends with a story about a Texas school where students were strip-searched to find who pooped on the gym floor.
Segments
- Opening and Dale’s Apology to Daniel [00:00:00] — Dale opens the show by apologizing to Daniel for comments made off-air about his personal life and relationship, acknowledging he was being abrupt and brutal.
- Dale’s Past Relationship Trauma [00:04:19] — Dale discusses his history of mental breakdowns after breakups in his early twenties, expressing worry that Daniel and Carissa put too much stock in their relationships like he once did.
- Weight Loss Discussion Begins [00:11:24] — Dale announces he lost five pounds last week and launches into a detailed discussion about his weight loss journey with Dr. Hicks and Last Diet ATX.
- Ketosis and Medical Philosophy [00:14:03] — Dale explains Dr. Hicks’ approach to treating conditions through weight loss rather than just prescribing medication, and discusses getting to ideal body fat percentage versus just weight.
- Food Industry and Taste Buds [00:23:03] — Discussion of how the food industry has trained taste buds to crave overly sweet foods, and Bob questions what replaces the joy of food when dieting.
- Carissa’s Relationship Crisis Follow-up [00:29:24] — The show addresses Carissa crying on air the previous day over not hearing from her boyfriend Matt, and her obsessive texting behavior.
- Dale’s Stalker Moment [00:36:47] — Dale confesses to obsessively checking his wife’s location on Find My Friends and convincing himself she was having an affair when she was actually volunteering at their son’s school.
- Gustine, Texas Strip Search Story [00:39:44] — The show plays a news report about a small Texas town where elementary students were made to pull down their pants to find who had been pooping on the gym floor.
Text Line
- [00:29:05] Someone asked Dale why his fiancee’s cooking tastes bland — read by Daniel Gallo Dale explained it’s probably because the person is used to lots of salt and sugar, and recommended his wife Amanda’s healthy recipes
Quotes
I worry that they put so much stock in their relationship that if something happened, they’d be in grave danger
Dale Dudley [00:05:43]
People just trust you, Dale… but when you’re doing an ad for a diet, some people just go, oh man, he’s just taking the money
Dale Dudley [00:12:24]
That’s the same thing as being a stalker. It comes from the same part of the brain
Dale Dudley [00:31:47]
That’s how crazy your mind can work. It’s the stalker lobe. And it’s very hard when you have it not to find it
Dale Dudley [00:38:18]
Part 2: Surviving the Apocalypse
The show discusses building Dale’s house with a rejected ‘suicide door’ to the garage, debates the pulled GoDaddy Super Bowl ad featuring a puppy, and introduces a hypothetical apocalypse survival ranking debate. Dale rants about ‘whiny’ social media culture while the crew argues over who would survive longest in an apocalypse, with extensive debate about the scenario’s rules and survival skills.
Segments
- Suicide Door Saga [00:00:00] — Dale explains how the city of Leander rejected his plan for a door directly from his office to the garage due to carbon monoxide safety concerns.
- The Littlest DJ Children’s Book [00:05:05] — The crew riffs on a fictional children’s book called ‘The Littlest DJ’ with increasingly dark endings, narrated in Michael Caine’s voice by Matt.
- Texas Crime Statistics [00:11:35] — Dale reviews FBI data showing Odessa and Lubbock have the highest violent crime rates in Texas, while Austin ranks near the bottom.
- KFC Double Down Dog [00:15:05] — Discussion of the Filipino KFC item wrapping fried chicken around a hot dog, which may come to the U.S. as a test market product.
- Blue Cat Cafe [00:17:01] — Dale discusses a proposed Austin cat cafe/adoption center, leading to Daniel admitting he visits the Humane Society to hang out in cat rooms.
- GoDaddy Puppy Ad Controversy [00:26:00] — Dale rants about the pulled GoDaddy Super Bowl ad parodying Budweiser’s puppy commercials, criticizing social media outrage culture and arguing the ad was harmless.
- Apocalypse Survival Debate [00:41:05] — The crew debates who would survive longest in an apocalypse scenario, with extensive arguments about the rules, resources available, and each person’s survival skills. Dale ranks Matt first, himself second, Bob third, Daniel fourth, and Carissa last.
- Chocolate Fire Starting Tutorial [00:52:00] — Dale explains how to start a fire using an aluminum can polished with chocolate to create a reflective surface that concentrates sunlight.
Callers
- unnamed [00:11:00] — Suggested electric water heater to avoid combustibles in garage Dale clarifies the carbon monoxide concern is from cars, not gas appliances. Caller misunderstood the issue.
- Mike [00:31:00] — Called about the garage problem an hour after it was discussed Dale gets frustrated that Mike wasn’t listening and called about something no longer being discussed. Becomes an example of listeners not paying attention.
- Dave [00:34:29] — GoDaddy ad controversy, political attribution Triggers another Dale rant when Dave tries to make the ad controversy political. Dale clarifies it’s the ‘whiny left’ he’s criticizing, not making a broad political statement.
- unnamed [00:49:07] — Apocalypse survival ranking – said Dale would die first as biggest target Brief input on the survival debate, calling Dale the ‘biggest target.’ Dale was hoping for a different insult.
- unnamed [00:51:43] — Said Daniel would survive longest due to his hair keeping him warm Brief joke contribution about Daniel’s body hair providing insulation in the apocalypse.
- unnamed [00:55:25] — Questioned the logic of guns being available but no matches Pointed out inconsistency in Dale’s apocalypse scenario setup.
Quotes
We have now become the society of ninny winey tattletales.
Dale Dudley [00:26:32]
Howard has been honest from day one about what’s in his head.
Dale Dudley [00:36:53]
Do people not understand that there’s a good majority of us who are allergic to cats?
Dale Dudley [00:18:56]
Part 3: It’s all Politics
The final part of the 2015-01-29 show focuses heavily on political controversy, with the hosts reacting to Sarah Palin’s comments about Fox News and the 2016 race, reading inflammatory comments from a right-wing website about a Muslim prayer in Congress, and discussing anti-gay activist Bryan Fischer being fired from the American Family Association. The show also features ‘Squirt Pillows’ — a disturbing viral video segment — and a successful prank call attempt to a Michigan steakhouse that banned Michael Moore and Seth Rogen.
Segments
- Cool Sculpting and Cat Talk [00:00:00] — Dale jokes about cool sculpting and nipples. The hosts continue discussing Daniel’s habit of visiting the Humane Society to sit with cats, with Dale’s wife texting about it.
- Finding Former Host Nigel [00:05:06] — Dale discovers former afternoon host Nigel is now doing mornings in Terre Haute, Indiana. They play a clip of him dealing with a drunk caller.
- Sarah Palin vs Fox News [00:06:59] — Dale plays clips of Sarah Palin responding to Bill O’Reilly saying she and Donald Trump turn the presidential race into a circus. Bob delivers a rant about how her ‘this is war, we must win’ attitude represents everything wrong with current politics.
- Muslim Prayer in Congress Comments [00:11:09] — Dale shows a right-wing website’s story about a Muslim imam giving a prayer in the House of Representatives, then reads the hundreds of inflammatory, racist comments, including one calling for beheading the president.
- Squirt Pillows [00:18:43] — The hosts watch and react to a disturbing viral video titled ‘Squirt Pillows’ featuring a woman with poor dental hygiene showing off a stained pillow in what appears to be a chat cam session. Extensive discussion and disgust follows.
- Michael Moore and Seth Rogen Banned [00:35:45] — Dale plays a news story about a Michigan steakhouse owner who banned Michael Moore and Seth Rogen for criticizing the movie American Sniper. The hosts mock the premise.
- Prank Call to Brand’s Restaurant [00:40:09] — After struggling with the phone system, Dale successfully prank calls the steakhouse that banned Moore and Rogen, trying to make a reservation under the name Rogan. The employee Sue has a good sense of humor about being the first prank call.
- Bryan Fischer Fired [00:47:00] — Dale reports that anti-gay activist Bryan Fischer was fired from the American Family Association. They play clips of Fischer claiming the Nazi SS were mostly homosexuals and comparing gay rights activists to Nazi stormtroopers. A caller corrects Fischer’s confused Nazi history.
Callers
- Kathy (regular) [00:20:02] — Called to defend Daniel visiting cats at the Humane Society and defend cats in general. She has seven cats. The hosts joked with her about her seven cats and made freezer jokes. She’s identified as a loyal four-hour listener.
- Charles [00:52:56] — Called to clarify Bryan Fischer’s confused Nazi history, explaining he was thinking of Ernst Röhm and the SA (Brown Shirts) rather than the SS. Provided historical context about the Night of the Long Knives. Dale appreciated the World War II history lesson.
Text Line
- [00:00:53] Dale’s wife texted 56 minutes prior asking what Daniel said about cats and expressing disbelief at his ‘Daniel-isms’ — read by Dale Dudley Dale read it aloud, continuing the discussion about Daniel visiting cats at the Humane Society
Music
- Dire Straits — Sultans of Swing played during Mark Knopfler ticket giveaway discussion
Quotes
This is war. Nobody cares about leading. Everybody wants to win.
Bob Fonseca [00:10:00]
Islamic creep infiltrates the House of Representatives.
Dale Dudley [00:12:01]
That’s for me squirting.
Woman in video [00:28:13]
The Muslims are coming to kill our steakhouses.
Dale Dudley [00:37:05]
I wish he would get cancer, a really bad one that would eat him from the inside slowly.
Dale Dudley [00:52:06]