Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, February 6, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Work Emails
The hosts read and mock company emails about parking violations, coffee spills, and leftover food in the break room. Daniel admits to lying about where he parks his car, and Carissa confesses to accidentally making a coffee mess. Dale complains about his stress while building a house, dealing with ratings, and his wife going to a Pitbull concert. The segment includes a caller suggesting assigned parking and discussion of a Pentagon study claiming Vladimir Putin has Asperger’s syndrome.
Segments
- Show Open [00:00:08] — Standard show introduction and opening banter about Bob being away on vacation in Mexico with his wife.
- Company Email: Parking [00:09:40] — Dale reads an email from a coworker with photos about proper parking etiquette on the north side of the building. Daniel admits he lied about parking in the lot and is actually still parking on the street.
- Company Email: Coffee Skills [00:26:51] — Chuck’s email about someone making coffee too strong and causing it to overflow all over the counter.
- Company Email: Leftovers Upstairs [00:27:17] — Email complaining about bacon being left in the garbage disposal instead of the trash can.
- Carissa’s Coffee Confession [00:30:18] — Carissa admits she was responsible for the coffee mess but claims it was an accident and she tried to clean it up. She defends herself by saying someone else put too much coffee in the filter.
- Dale’s Stress Rant [00:35:00] — Dale lists all his current stressors: building a house, ratings down, wife going to Pitbull concert, daughter’s upcoming tonsil surgery.
- Caller About Parking [00:36:51] — Caller suggests the building should assign numbered parking spaces to solve the parking problems.
- Putin Asperger’s Discussion [00:40:03] — Dale shares news about a Pentagon-funded study claiming Vladimir Putin has Asperger’s syndrome. Matt and Daniel discuss Putin’s behavior and Russian corruption.
Callers
- unnamed [00:36:51] — Suggested assigned numbered parking spaces to solve the building’s parking problems Led to discussion about assigned parking and Dale joking about wanting a spot with his name on it
Quotes
You just chose to lie to me. Now I can’t trust you.
Dale Dudley [00:24:01]
That email was impeccably written. I would hire that person.
Matt Bearden [00:25:31]
I’m tired of being ridiculed all the time.
Carissa Jade [00:34:52]
Part 2: Huckabee and Prank Calls
Dale goes on extended rants about Mike Huckabee’s book signing in Austin and Glenn Beck’s fear-mongering. The hosts discuss Brian Williams’ Iraq helicopter story controversy and false memories. Dale shares a prank call he made to an internet prayer show asking for prayers for his co-workers’ various problems. Listener interaction includes ticket giveaways and a caller comparing 50 Shades of Grey to porn.
Segments
- Opening and Huckabee Book Signing [00:00:00] — Dale discusses missing Mike Huckabee’s book signing at Book People in Austin, criticizing Huckabee’s ‘God guns grits and gravy’ title as pandering and his comparison of homosexuality to alcoholism and swearing.
- Brian Williams Controversy [00:08:54] — Discussion of Brian Williams’ false Iraq helicopter story, comparing it to Dale’s own embellished stories and the nature of false memories.
- Dale’s Prayer Show Prank Call [00:12:39] — Dale plays his edited prank call to an internet prayer show where he asked for prayers for Daniel’s drug addiction, Matt’s road rage, and Carissa’s smoking, disguised as a caller named CJ.
- Brian Williams and Bill O’Reilly [00:22:28] — Further discussion of the Williams controversy, noting Bill O’Reilly’s hypocrisy in criticizing Williams when O’Reilly has his own tall tales about baseball.
- Tiffany from Dripping Springs Call [00:31:48] — Caller Corey from Dripping Springs puts his roommate Tiffany on the phone who wants to ‘bang’ Matt after seeing him at Cap City live podcast.
- Wikipedia Page Editing [00:34:33] — Dale complains about someone repeatedly deleting truthful edits to their Wikipedia page about Daniel being a prank caller, Carissa lying in her job interview, and other factual information.
- Glenn Beck Rant [00:37:56] — Dale plays and mocks Glenn Beck clips warning that ‘they’ are coming for Christians and Jews, comparing Beck to Dennis Leary stealing Bill Hicks’ material and Beck stealing from Alex Jones.
- Chuck’s Filthy Studio [00:52:08] — Discussion of Chuck Ingram’s Facebook photo showing the filth found behind furniture in the studio next door as they prepare to build a new studio.
- 50 Shades Caller [00:54:14] — Caller Michael makes the point that women shouldn’t criticize men for watching porn when 50 Shades of Grey serves the same function for women.
Recurring Bits
- Friday Morning House Party [00:55:51] — Matt mentions they still need to do at least one joke since it’s House Party day
Callers
- Phil [00:22:52] — Trivia question about items Daniel needed to explain quantum physics Won Eric Church tickets by naming two of the nine items
- Daniel [00:45:52] — Wanted to discuss false memories Dale told him they had moved on from that topic; Matt thought the caller was doing an impression of producer Daniel
- Corey (Dripping Springs) [00:31:51] — His roommate Tiffany is infatuated with Matt Put Tiffany on the phone who said she wanted to ‘bang’ Matt; told to send picture to Daniel
- Tiffany (Dripping Springs) [00:32:49] — Expressed interest in Matt after seeing live podcast Brief flirty exchange with Matt; asked to send picture to Daniel at KLBJFM
- Michael [00:54:13] — Compared 50 Shades of Grey to men watching porn Praised by Matt for making a clear, concise call with a good point
Text Line
- [00:34:33] Someone keeps editing the show’s Wikipedia page to remove truthful information about the cast — read by Dale Dudley Dale ranted about Wikipedia editors removing facts like Daniel being a prank caller and Carissa lying in her interview
Quotes
When you name your book God guns grits and gravy, you’re appealing to the lowest common denominator
Dale Dudley [00:02:37]
There are seven people in line and no one around the corner at Huckabee’s book signing
Dale Dudley [00:11:01]
We are all completely flawed and full of sin because we are a walking contradiction
Dale Dudley [00:27:02]
These guys throwing doom and gloom fear make it where you don’t do your due diligence
Dale Dudley [00:43:05]
Part 3: Bathroom Rules
In the final part of the show, Dale handles Bob’s absence while his wife and daughter visit the studio. The crew discusses city council member Don Zimmerman’s affordable housing opposition in West Austin, debates vaccination rates in Travis County, and covers ‘five bathroom mistakes’ from a clickbait article. Daniel discusses honeymoon anxiety about traveling to Slovenia, and Dale gives away tickets as the show wraps up.
Segments
- Show Opening / Bob Out [00:00:02] — Dale announces they’re live until 9:31 and mentions upcoming guests for next week including Lee and Morgan, Dale Watson, and Joey Coco Diaz. Eddie from sports briefly appears.
- Don Zimmerman City Council Story [00:02:01] — Dale discusses new city council member Don Zimmerman being in trouble for paying his wife with campaign funds, and his opposition to affordable housing in West Austin district six.
- Travis County Vaccination Rates [00:20:54] — Dale reports that Travis County has one of the worst vaccination rates in Texas, with 38,000 students opted out. He criticizes anti-vaxxers and discusses potential disease outbreaks.
- Five Bathroom Mistakes (Clickbait) [00:16:00] — The crew goes through a clickbait article about bathroom habits including sitting too long, over-wiping, using air dryers, wiping direction, and vaginal hygiene.
- Daniel’s Honeymoon Anxiety [00:46:23] — Daniel discusses his anxiety about international travel for his honeymoon, with his fiancée wanting to go to Slovenia. Dale tries to reassure him about overcoming culture shock.
- Ticket Giveaway / Show Wrap [00:53:00] — Dale gives away monster truck, Alice Cooper, Greg Allman, and Adam Devine tickets as the show wraps up.
Recurring Bits
- Click Bait [00:16:00] — Dale introduces the ‘five bathroom mistakes’ article as clickbait and mentions needing a clickbait jingle
- The Sideshow [00:19:48] — Dale jokes his wife will take her top off on today’s Sideshow, later mentions Daniel’s turn to pick the topic
Callers
- unnamed [00:18:28] — Called asking Matt about Game of Thrones, but got confused about who was on the show Matt revealed he’s never seen Game of Thrones. Dale took over and discussed Peter Dinklage. The caller was mocked for not knowing who was on air.
- Brandon (regular) [00:40:19] — Bathroom tips – peeing in the sink to save water and cleaning black mold with dish soap Dale joked about screening him out but let him share his tips. Became a running joke about ‘Brandon’s daily tip’
Quotes
This is why my show is going nowhere.
Dale Dudley [00:09:23]
I don’t want cars that have oil leaks out in my neighborhood.
Dale Dudley [00:11:37]
You can work two jobs and still qualify for public assistance.
Matt Bearden [00:12:47]