Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Friday, March 13, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Is it a toupee
Dale recaps attending the Texas Film Hall of Fame Awards, including commentary on Kendra Scott’s jewelry donations, Dan Patrick’s behavior during the ceremony, and celebrity sightings like Danny Trejo and Richard Linklater. The show discusses Howard Stern’s criticism of podcasters (specifically Ari Shaffir), Dale’s weight loss commercial shoot, and Matt Bearden leaving early to attend a funeral. Carissa’s 1970s-style outfit and Daniel’s refusal to do the ‘happy dance’ become running jokes.
Segments
- Show opening and Carissa’s outfit [00:00:08] — Dale comments extensively on Carissa’s 1970s ‘mod’ look – bell-bottom pants, mesh top, driving cap, and loop earrings – comparing her to Twiggy and Virginia Slims ads. She explains she’s dressed for a Joshua Radin concert in Houston later.
- Dale’s Ermenegildo Zegna coat and Ideal Weight Loss [00:06:01] — Dale discusses wearing his expensive Italian coat for his Ideal Weight Loss commercial shoot. Brief discussion of Bob and Dale starting the weight loss program together, with Dale down to a size 17 neck from 18.5.
- Daniel’s wedding countdown [00:09:29] — Dale asks Daniel about his upcoming wedding (one week away). Daniel seems unenthusiastic, describing in-laws arriving as tedious rather than joyous.
- Texas Film Hall of Fame recap begins [00:10:09] — Dale recounts attending the awards with his wife, seeing Mike Judge host. Bob mentions he sent regrets a week ago but his seats went unused.
- Kendra Scott and Bob’s history [00:11:02] — Dale observes Kendra Scott at the event, noting she looked good and donated heavily. Extended discussion of Bob’s past relationship with her, how she wouldn’t have become successful without him backing her, and how she now doesn’t acknowledge people she used to know.
- Kendra’s $25,000 auction bid [00:13:12] — Dale describes the live auction where the auctioneer pressured Kendra Scott into a $25,000 ski trip purchase. Dale jokes Bob would never spend that kind of money even if he were a billionaire.
- Dale’s espresso machine bidding war [00:15:05] — Dale nearly wins a silent auction for a $1,200 espresso machine, bidding against Turk Pipkin. He gets cold feet when he discovers it might be refurbished and that he doesn’t really need it.
- Bob freezing at baseball, no FOMO [00:18:05] — Bob says he was freezing at his kid’s baseball game last night and had no fear of missing out (FOMO) about the gala. Not drinking gave him a different perspective – nobody at the field was even talking about the event.
- VIP area and sobriety perspective [00:19:12] — Dale discovers there was a VIP area despite Louis Black telling him there wasn’t. Dale reflects that not drinking allowed him to avoid his usual post-gala depression about not being a successful actor.
- Bus drivers recognize Dale [00:19:38] — Dale overhears bus drivers saying ‘That’s Dale Dudley’ and ‘Man, I love that guy’ but doesn’t approach them, reflecting on his off-air shyness and awkwardness with fans.
- 28 years in radio reflection [00:20:16] — Dale realizes this week marks 28 years in the KLBJ studios – more than half his life. The bus drivers’ recognition makes him appreciate he’s built something meaningful over nearly three decades.
- Clash of Clans and downshift [00:20:49] — Dale describes going from the red carpet event to playing Clash of Clans at home, getting two stars in a war against a Japanese clan. Bob notes it’s quite a downshift.
- Dan Patrick – the tool of the night [00:21:56] — Dale launches into his main story: Dan Patrick attending to lobby for film funding. Dale notices Patrick might wear a toupee because his dye job looks terrible, like something sitting on top of gray hair with a definite border.
- Dan Patrick blocks the show [00:24:35] — Dale’s key complaint: once the awards program started with music and film clips rolling, Dan Patrick remained standing, blocking everyone’s view while glad-handing supporters. Dale captured him on video.
- Gay kiss behind Dan Patrick [00:28:01] — Dale describes the perfect moment when two men kissed on screen in an indie film clip directly behind Dan Patrick. Dale tried to get Patrick’s attention to turn around and see it but the band was too loud.
- Celebrity sightings and validation [00:28:25] — Dale discusses seeing Richard Linklater, Steve Prince, Bill Wise, and Danny Trejo. Extended discussion of not approaching famous people because they don’t want validation requests from fans.
- Tracy Schultz sycophant story [00:30:05] — Dale calls out former intern Tracy Schultz for posting on the show prep page that he was ‘having drinks with Kendra Scott’ and some Hobbit actor, calling it celebrity sycophancy and mental illness.
- Howard Stern vs. Ari Shaffir on podcasting [00:32:00] — Dale introduces audio of Howard Stern criticizing comedian Ari Shaffir (who appeared on their show before) for podcast comments. Howard argues podcasts don’t test you like terrestrial radio does.
- Howard’s podcast critique [00:33:29] — Extended Howard Stern audio arguing that podcasters don’t face the real test of ratings books like terrestrial radio broadcasters do. You need to build an audience on broadcast first.
- Dale agrees with Howard [00:35:09] — Dale sides with both Howard and Ari, explaining that niche podcasts can work worldwide, but general chat shows struggle to reach a tipping point without an existing audience following you to the podcast.
- The Sideshow free episodes promotion [00:36:00] — Dale announces they’re putting their best 10 Sideshow podcast episodes on iTunes for free next week to attract new listeners who might then subscribe.
- Ari’s response to Howard [00:37:16] — Dale notes Ari Shaffir responded graciously on Twitter, thanking Howard for the mention and saying it was an honor, even offering to have Howard on his podcast.
- Change and aging discussion callback [00:37:24] — Dale references their previous Sideshow discussion with caller Scott/Brian about how nostalgia for ‘old Austin’ is really about marking your own aging and mortality.
- Daniel refuses the happy dance [00:39:40] — Extended argument about Daniel refusing to do the ‘happy dance’ for the show. He insists he’ll do it for his wedding first dance but won’t do it to entertain the hosts, even for money.
- Marriage miscommunication story [00:41:00] — Dale recounts a tense moment driving to the awards when discussing his wife’s successful realtor neighbor. His wife agreed she’d eventually ‘move on to something bigger and better’ – Dale feared she meant their marriage, she claims she meant her job.
- More Howard Stern on podcasting [00:42:49] — More audio of Howard arguing you have to start in markets like Hartford, Connecticut and prove yourself on terrestrial radio where you face real competition and measurement.
- Matt suggests publicity stunt [00:43:18] — Matt Bearden speculates the Howard-Ari feud might be arranged publicity since Ari has a new Comedy Central show and the network is losing Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.
- Daniel’s wedding dance requirement [00:44:05] — Discussion of whether Daniel will do the traditional first dance at his wedding reception. He confirms he will dance with his future wife but still refuses to do the happy dance for the show.
- Matt leaves for funeral [00:46:08] — Matt Bearden departs for the funeral of his adopted sister’s father. Dale initially thought it was an immediate family member based on Matt’s somber text. Matt defends coming in for the hour before leaving.
- Howard’s final point on podcasting [00:47:00] — Final Howard Stern audio clip emphasizing that while everyone has a podcast, that’s like a comedian doing stand-up alone in their room – the barrier to entry is so low it’s meaningless without an audience test.
Quotes
There’s something that happens when people get famous where they no longer see you in their peripheral vision.
Dale Dudley [00:12:08]
This week is 28 years in this room – more than half my life in here.
Dale Dudley [00:20:20]
I think Dan Patrick might wear a toupee because his dye job looks terrible.
Dale Dudley [00:25:15]
Why would I walk up to Neil Young? He doesn’t care that you love him.
Dale Dudley [00:29:13]
Part 2: Small Business Owners
Dale and Bob discuss various Austin-related issues including a controversial photo of a baby wrapped in an American flag, Rick Perry’s unpaid security costs from his 2012 presidential run, Austin’s dysfunctional permitting department (deemed worst in the nation by the Zucker report), and a city code enforcement propaganda campaign. Matt had to leave early for a funeral. The hosts criticize government overreach and waste while promoting their Under 5 Film Festival fundraising effort.
Segments
- Audience of One – Billy introduced [00:09:50] — Dale introduces Billy, the day’s Audience of One guest, who is related to Josh McKay. Dale worries this will cause tension but conversation remains civil.
- Under 5 Film Festival update [00:11:00] — Dale announces they have $7,800 raised and an ‘absolute commitment’ from Alamo Drafthouse owners Tim and Carrie League to host the festival. Venue details still being worked out.
- American flag baby photo controversy [00:20:01] — Discussion of Virginia photographer criticized online for wrapping a baby in an American flag. Dale and Bob defend the photo as patriotic, criticizing online outrage culture.
- Doug Stanhope on being offended [00:32:30] — Hosts play comedian Doug Stanhope bit about how being offended is learned weakness, not natural. Dale relates this to constant online outrage.
- Rick Perry security costs [00:36:00] — Discussion of report showing Rick Perry owes Texas over $1 million for DPS security during his 2012 presidential campaign. Dale criticizes lack of accountability and media attention.
- Austin permitting department failures [00:41:00] — Dale discusses Zucker report finding Austin’s development review process is the worst in the nation, with 464 recommendations for improvement. Small businesses like Dan’s Hamburgers and Amy’s Ice Cream cited as victims.
- Texas 130 toll removal proposal [00:52:00] — State Rep. Joe Pickett suggests making Texas 130 toll-free to incentivize traffic away from I-35. Dale supports the idea.
- Code enforcement propaganda analysis [00:56:00] — Hosts watch and mock Austin code enforcement commercials encouraging residents to call 311 to report neighbors. Dale compares it to Soviet-style propaganda and criticizes government overreach.
Recurring Bits
- Audience of One [00:09:50] — Billy sits in studio, related to Josh McKay
Guests
- Billy (other) [00:09:50] — Audience of One guest, related to Josh McKay
Callers
- Boogie [00:25:52] — American flag controversy – agrees there’s nothing wrong with the photo Brief supportive call, Dale agrees and moves on
- Kathy [00:40:06] — Wishes hosts well on vacation, tells St. Patrick’s Day joke Light moment with ‘Patty O’Furniture’ joke
- unnamed (Onion Creek area) [00:58:33] — Code enforcement tore up his yard during flood cleanup, then threatened to fine him for not mowing it Dale dismisses as ‘a Gary problem’ and cuts him off
Quotes
I think if you comment because somebody did something that’s not hurting you or a child, then you’re a ninny.
Dale Dudley [00:23:16]
Don’t endorse Medicaid, but go spend taxpayer money so you can run around and look like a buffoon.
Dale Dudley [00:36:44]
How has Mark Ott not stood up in front of television cameras? How is he not accountable?
Dale Dudley [00:44:38]
This is a commercial to NARC on your neighbor.
Bob Fonseca [01:00:02]
Part 3: Goodbye Gary
The final part of the 2015-03-13 show features a mini God Squad segment where Dale discusses disturbing church-related crimes, including a deacon accused of assaulting a cancer patient and an Arkansas legislator who performed exorcisms on preschoolers. The show also includes discussion of President Obama reading mean tweets on Jimmy Kimmel, the declining popularity of the name Gary, and an extended conversation about the Squatty Potty that reveals Daniel is an enthusiastic user who bought his father one for Father’s Day. Matt Bearden was absent due to a funeral.
Segments
- Show opening and vacation preview [00:00:00] — Dale announces Matt left for a funeral, previews next week’s vacation with best-of shows, and discusses South by Southwest wristband giveaway and Chicago/Earth Wind & Fire ticket contest.
- Heart Hospital and health discussion [00:01:37] — Billy the audience member thanks the show for Heart Hospital advertising that led to discovering his heart issues. Dale and Bob discuss their own heart problems and carrying nitroglycerin.
- Austin Code Enforcement video [00:02:57] — The hosts watch and critique a city of Austin Code Enforcement promotional video encouraging residents to report violations like tall weeds, trash, and dangerous structures by calling 311.
- Water shortage and lawn maintenance [00:05:05] — Dale argues that Austin is running out of water and lawn maintenance requirements are unsustainable, pointing to a visible island in the lake that now has trees growing on it as evidence of drought severity.
- Mini God Squad – River Road Baptist deacon case [00:08:59] — Dale warns listeners before reading a disturbing story about a River Road Baptist Church deacon accused of groping and masturbating in front of a disabled woman dying of stage four ovarian cancer.
- Arkansas legislator and exorcisms [00:14:00] — Discussion of Arkansas Republican Justin Harris who gave adopted girls to a rapist and allegedly performed exorcisms on misbehaving preschoolers at his daycare, Growing God’s Kingdom.
- Pat Robertson heals dog [00:17:23] — The hosts watch a clip of televangelist Pat Robertson claiming he healed his dog by laying hands on it, with Dale questioning why Pat doesn’t use his healing powers at hospitals instead.
- Ferguson shooting and political blame [00:21:45] — Dale discusses listening to right-wing radio host Wilco Majority blaming Obama for Ferguson police officers being shot, and addresses white history month comments.
- Goodbye Gary – declining baby name [00:24:35] — Discussion of how the once-popular name Gary has fallen dramatically, with fewer than 450 Garys born in the US in 2013. Includes Gary Weaver shoutout.
- Krispy Kreme Bacon Donut Dog [00:30:55] — The hosts discuss a minor league baseball stadium offering a hot dog on a glazed Krispy Kreme donut with bacon and raspberry jelly.
- Obama reads mean tweets on Kimmel [00:37:11] — The show plays a clip of President Obama reading mean tweets about himself on Jimmy Kimmel, with the hosts noting these weren’t actually very mean.
- Serial pooper in Akron [00:40:25] — Brief discussion of news story about someone defecating on car hoods and yards in an Ohio neighborhood.
- Extended Squatty Potty discussion [00:41:41] — Daniel reveals he is a devoted Squatty Potty user who bought his father one for Father’s Day. Extensive debate about bathroom habits, bidets, Japanese toilets, and whether Dale ever had a bidet (he did not, despite Jimbo’s claim).
Recurring Bits
- God Squad [00:08:59] — Dale does a ‘mini God Squad’ reading disturbing church-related crime stories, including the River Road Baptist deacon case and Arkansas legislator exorcism story
Callers
- David [00:08:14] — Sharing that he had heart attacks for nine months without knowing it, finally got two stents Brief health discussion, Dale expresses concern about stent costs
- Frances (Frankie) [00:35:37] — Called to defend the name Frances after Carissa said it wasn’t common Brief friendly call establishing Frances/Frankie/Poncha as a ‘badass’ name
- Ross [00:36:18] — Recommending Gordo’s restaurant on South Lamar that serves everything on donuts Brief food discussion about donut-based meals
- Brandon [00:51:16] — Pointing out Bob’s ‘grabbing ankles’ comment as a missed joke Bob dismisses it, saying he does comedy for the audience not the other hosts
- Costa [00:52:12] — Describing experience with Toto toilet seats in Japan Enthusiastic description of bidet features, ties into ongoing bathroom discussion
Quotes
I am not a big fan of the death penalty, but this dude should be shot in the back of the head.
Dale Dudley [00:12:26]
Sometimes I do a circle, put my hand on their head, trying to rebuke demons.
Daniel Gallo [00:17:47]
I sit up and it just shoots out like a rocket.
Daniel Gallo [00:43:13]