Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, May 4, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Another New Car
Dale and Bob open the show with Dale reading a live commercial for new sponsor John McClellan. The main segment revolves around Bob’s Facebook prank where he posted photos claiming to have bought a new 2016 Dodge Challenger Superbee, when he’d actually just re-striped his 2009 Challenger – the joke fooled hundreds including Dale, who was upset thinking Bob was buying yet another car. The hosts also discuss the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight Bob hosted at his house (which had technical difficulties), the end of the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon after decades, and various behind-the-scenes issues with commercial scheduling.
Segments
- Show open and first live commercial [00:00:01] — Standard show introduction followed by Dale reading his first live commercial for new client John McClellan at Supreme Lending, a home loan officer.
- Mayweather-Pacquiao fight issues [00:03:43] — Discussion of Bob hosting a fight party where his cable provider failed to deliver the pay-per-view, forcing him to buy it on his second TV system. Dale Periscoped the chaos to about 120 viewers.
- Bob’s new car reveal – the prank [00:12:28] — Dale reveals his anger over Bob supposedly getting another new car. Bob explains it was a Facebook prank – he re-striped his 2009 Challenger and posted it as a ‘2016 Superbee Performance Edition,’ fooling almost 400 people including Dale.
- Periscope adoption and Jerry Lewis telethon [00:23:19] — Brief discussion of Periscope blowing up over the weekend, then transition to news that the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon has been canceled after decades.
- Radio fundraiser video [00:36:45] — Hosts watch and mock a TV news report about Columbia, Missouri radio DJs doing a ‘Fishing for Funds’ rooftop stunt for MDA, reflecting on when they used to do similar promotions.
- Commercial scheduling confusion [00:42:00] — Behind-the-scenes discussion of traffic department not knowing when the show’s breaks are scheduled, causing confusion about when to read live commercials.
Music
- Elvis Presley — Played during discussion of celebrity deaths and Graceland
Quotes
We haven’t had a raise since 2003. Almost a decade now.
Dale Dudley [00:01:07]
Greed and hubris. Not only two fireplaces, but two different television providers.
Dale Dudley [00:04:02]
Nobody figured out 2016 hasn’t happened yet. That model year is not even out yet.
Bob Fonseca [00:17:35]
Don’t call my boss. My boss came in and made fun of you.
Dale Dudley [00:28:41]
Part 2: Carissa’s Car Problems
This part focused heavily on Carissa’s inability to maintain her car, revealing she hasn’t changed the oil since December (or longer), has an expired inspection sticker, broken tail and headlights, and a check engine light on. Dale and Bob grew increasingly frustrated with her paralysis on basic tasks, connecting it to her depression and relationship struggles. Multiple listeners called in offering to help with the oil change for free. The segment evolved into a broader discussion about taking responsibility, handling depression, and moving forward with life’s basic tasks.
Segments
- Show Opening and Housekeeping [00:00:00] — Dale announces upcoming ticket giveaways (ACL, Bob Skaggs, Judas Priest) and promotes the TV show ‘Turn’, discussing his wife power-watching it and upcoming interview with Samuel Rauchen who plays Simcoe.
- Road Rage with Swords Story [00:05:04] — Discussion of an Austin incident where a man attacked another driver with a sword and homemade flail (socket wrenches on ropes) in multiple road rage confrontations.
- Baseball Coach Spitting Incident [00:10:12] — Analysis of North Carolina story about a baseball coach who allegedly forced players to spit on him as punishment for missing practice. Hosts debate whether the story is sensationalized.
- Cruise Announcement and Film Festival Details [00:21:22] — Dale promotes the 2016 Europe cruise and clarifies Film Festival details – films due June 12th, with $6,000 first prize and free Schlotzky’s for a year as an additional prize.
- Turn TV Show Discussion [00:27:07] — Extended discussion about the Revolutionary War show ‘Turn’ and Dale’s fascination with it, including talk about Civil War deaths and historical documentation.
- Garland Muhammad Cartoon Contest Shooting [00:32:04] — Coverage of the previous night’s shooting at the Muhammad cartoon contest in Garland, Texas, where two gunmen were killed by SWAT after wounding a security guard. Debate about free speech versus deliberately provoking violence.
- Carissa’s Car Crisis Begins [00:42:00] — Caller Lee reveals that Carissa hasn’t changed her oil since December, hasn’t gotten her car inspected, and has multiple mechanical issues. This launches an extended intervention.
- Carissa’s Financial and Life Struggles Revealed [00:50:10] — Carissa admits she has only $5 to last two weeks, is out of her prescription, hasn’t been to the gynecologist, and is generally overwhelmed by basic adult tasks. Hosts connect this to her depression and relationship issues.
- Listener Esther Offers to Help [00:52:10] — Caller Esther, a woman who does her own car maintenance and cleans houses, offers to change Carissa’s oil for free. Dale finds her both helpful and slightly frightening.
- Life Coaching Session [00:59:00] — Dale, Bob, and Matt give Carissa tough love advice about taking tasks one at a time, not shutting down when overwhelmed, and being a functional partner in a relationship. Multiple callers offer practical help.
Callers
- Lee [00:42:01] — Called to make a ‘deez nuts’ joke about mustaches, then revealed he read on Carissa’s blog about her car problems Set off the entire extended segment about Carissa’s car and life management issues
- Esther [00:52:22] — Offered to change Carissa’s oil for free, explaining she does all her own car maintenance including brakes Dale found her enthusiasm both helpful and slightly unnerving; agreed to potentially have her come do the oil change on air for content. Her husband works at Samsung.
- Jennifer [00:56:30] — Called to gently criticize Carissa for not asking the men around her for help despite all her therapy Added to the chorus of people trying to help Carissa break through her paralysis on tasks
- Brian [01:01:04] — Works at Lamb’s Automotive, offered to change Carissa’s oil for free and do inspection for $14 Dale told him to check with his boss about getting free advertising in exchange for the free oil change
- Laura [01:01:48] — Suggested Carissa might be avoiding the oil change because she’s worried they’ll find other expensive problems Bob disagreed, saying Carissa doesn’t think that far ahead – she just shuts down when overwhelmed
- unnamed [00:16:52] — Called about the inspection sticker issue, clarifying that Carissa won’t get pulled over for expired inspection until her registration is due Provided temporary relief that Carissa won’t get ticketed immediately, though didn’t address the oil issue
Music
- Bow Wow Wow — Bob was drumming along to ‘I Want Candy’ on his legs
- Dan Hill — Dale sang and discussed ‘Sometimes When We Touch’, focusing on the word ‘subsides’ in the lyrics
- Hozier — ‘Take Me to Church’ played briefly, with someone asking what Dale has against Hozier
Quotes
Why would you ever want to make babies with somebody who’s this irresponsible?
Dale Dudley [00:42:08]
You don’t matter. And you won’t matter unless you move forward.
Dale Dudley [01:03:10]
Daniel, why don’t you just spit in Dale’s face? Because that’s what you’re doing here.
Bob Fonseca [00:18:26]
Isn’t it crazy how religion works? We find our Savior on tortillas and think it’s a miracle.
Dale Dudley [00:36:59]
Part 3: Samuel Roukin
Part 3 focuses on an interview with Samuel Roukin, who plays Captain John Graves Simcoe on AMC’s ‘Turn’. Dale is a huge fan of the show and praises Roukin’s portrayal of the character as ‘the biggest asshole’ on television. The hosts also discuss a Leslie Corcoran statue proposal, a Georgetown city councilman’s bathroom mishap caught on mic, and various other topics including the Five Miles app, their upcoming film festival, and dangerous childhood activities.
Segments
- Carissa’s Oil Change Resolution [00:00:00] — Ryan from Lambs Automotive calls back to offer Carissa a free oil change in Cedar Park. The hosts continue discussing Carissa’s organizational challenges and procrastination habits.
- Leslie Corcoran Statue Announcement [00:04:41] — Dale reads an article about plans to build a life-size statue of Leslie Corcoran at 6th and Congress. The hosts discuss Leslie’s legacy and other potential Austin statues, with Dale carefully avoiding expressing opinions to prevent social media backlash.
- Georgetown Mayor’s Bathroom Incident [00:13:15] — The hosts play and react to a viral video of a Georgetown city councilman who forgot to turn off his wireless microphone before going to the bathroom during a city council meeting. They discuss Mayor Jeanne Rowe’s reaction and the fact he didn’t wash his hands.
- Five Miles App Promotion [00:22:25] — Dale promotes the Five Miles app for buying and selling items locally, mentioning he’s selling his wedding boots for $55.
- Under Five Film Festival Promo [00:28:43] — Matt plugs the show’s first-ever film festival, looking for homemade movies under five minutes related to the show, with $10,000 on the line. Submissions due June 12th.
- Samuel Roukin Interview [00:33:51] — The hosts interview Samuel Roukin, who plays Captain John Graves Simcoe on AMC’s ‘Turn’. Dale expresses his love for the show and Roukin’s portrayal of the villain. They discuss the historical accuracy, the character’s real-life legacy in Canada, costume work, and how Simcoe was originally killed in the pilot but brought back.
- Upcoming Guests and Show Talk [00:45:01] — The hosts discuss upcoming guests including Kevin Nealon, Meg Turney, and a murder memorabilia auction site operator. They also debate the superiority of serialized television over movies and discuss dangerous childhood activities.
- Leaf Blower Volcano Video [00:49:43] — The hosts watch and react to a video of young men using a leaf blower to create a volcano effect with a chiminea, until their mother comes out and yells at them. This leads to Daniel’s anti-leaf blower stance and discussion of dangerous childhood activities.
Recurring Bits
- The Sideshow [00:53:53] — Dale suggests doing ‘dangerous things we used to do as children’ as a topic on the Sideshow podcast
Guests
- Samuel Roukin (other) [00:33:51] — Actor who plays Captain John Graves Simcoe on AMC’s ‘Turn’. Phone interview to promote season 2 of the show.
Callers
- Ryan (Cedar Park (Lambs Automotive)) [00:03:27] — Calling back to confirm free oil change for Carissa Successfully arranged for Carissa to get a free oil change at Lambs Automotive on Bell Boulevard in Cedar Park
- Chip [00:47:07] — Confirming Rob Halford interview time Confirmed Rob Halford from Judas Priest will call at 1:20pm Eastern
Quotes
You are my favorite character on Turn. You are the biggest asshole I have ever seen on television.
Dale Dudley [00:34:17]
Where’s our Dale Dudley statue? You’ve done more for the community.
Bob Fonseca [00:06:06]
Georgetown mayor didn’t wash his hands after TT.
Dale Dudley [00:18:56]