Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, May 18, 2015
Part 3: Prank Call and Bad Jokes
The show features CJ Morgan’s prank phone calls to telemarketers and debt collectors, including calls about the ‘Girlfriend Activation System.’ Daniel Gallo reveals his high school rap persona ‘Didi Swish’ and performs rap recordings from 1998, leading to listener calls and comparisons to local comedian Fat Newman’s Magic the Gathering rap videos. The hosts also discuss a proposed $3 tube tax for San Marcos River, Jim Morrison’s allegedly haunted childhood home in Albuquerque, and announce Neil deGrasse Tyson will call the show tomorrow.
Segments
- Dale’s Refrigerator Sale Struggles [00:00:04] — Dale continues trying to sell his refrigerator, discussing negotiations with potential buyers and debates over pricing.
- CJ Morgan Prank Call [00:01:50] — CJ plays a reverse prank call where a telemarketer calls about the ‘Girlfriend Activation System’ and CJ wastes their time with bizarre responses about Depeche Mode and being a cop.
- San Marcos River Tube Tax [00:10:32] — Discussion of proposed $3 tube tax for the San Marcos River, with hosts criticizing the plan to add more police presence on the water.
- Deadliest Jobs List [00:19:51] — Dale reviews the most dangerous jobs in America, with fishermen topping the list.
- Daniel Gallo – Didi Swish Revealed [00:22:58] — Daniel reveals his high school rap persona ‘Didi Swish,’ inspired by Houston’s chopped and screwed scene and Michael Watts.
- Playing Didi Swish Recordings [00:31:05] — The show plays Daniel’s 1998 rap recordings, featuring slowed-down vocals over Casio keyboard backing, with extensive commentary and mockery from the hosts.
- Fat Newman Comparison [00:43:58] — Bob introduces Fat Newman’s Magic the Gathering rap videos as a comparison to Daniel’s work, showing how nerdy rap can be done well.
- Taco Bell Liquor License [00:49:20] — Discussion of Taco Bell’s plan to serve alcohol at a Chicago location, with hosts noting the backwards logic of serving booze at a post-drinking destination.
- Jim Morrison’s Haunted House [00:51:23] — Playing and mocking an Albuquerque news report about Jim Morrison’s allegedly haunted childhood home.
- Wrong House Prank Video [00:55:42] — Watching a British prank where someone directs their friend to the wrong house address and films the awkward encounter.
Callers
- Patrick [00:14:37] — Suggested Dale give away his refrigerator via likes on 5 Mile app Dale rejected the idea, said he’d take $800
- Mike [00:18:36] — Made jokes about cops floating down river in tubes and Dale’s refrigerator being ‘cold’ First two jokes bombed, third joke about refrigerator being ‘cold’ landed well
- Chris [00:21:45] — Called about his girlfriend Renee who can’t use public restrooms, similar to Daniel Bob told him he’s no longer dating after revealing her name on air
- unnamed [00:37:00] — Called to criticize Daniel for being too white to reference DJ Screw and Houston rap culture Made her point but didn’t engage much with hosts’ responses
- Sarah [00:37:38] — Defended Daniel, confirming chopped and screwed was indeed popular in early 2000s Provided historical context but noted Daniel’s rhymes weren’t good
- unnamed [00:42:08] — Called during Western Conference Finals to criticize CJ Morgan for hating on Houston Got into brief back-and-forth with hosts, made crude joke
- Jeff (Las Cruces area (southern New Mexico)) [00:57:26] — Called while driving to say Albuquerque looks worse than Odessa Hosts mocked him for being from Las Cruces/Hobbs/Roswell area and told him to go back to Jal
Quotes
Everything’s fine when you die. At the end, everything works out, right?
Dale Dudley [00:01:41]
Wabagoo, Wabagoo, din-dang-dong, nine-nine-nine-nine, poo-pang-pong.
CJ Morgan [00:05:14]
No one brings fun to a lake party like the cops.
Dale Dudley [00:15:19]
I will now take black people’s music and make it my own.
Dale Dudley [00:27:00]
Back like a vertebrae. That’s awesome.
Daniel Gallo [00:34:04]