Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, June 4, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Dale’s Done Moving
Dale returns after moving to his new house in Leander, describing the exhausting but successful move with his wife’s excellent preparation. The show discusses Dale’s upcoming commercial audition anxiety, Bob’s essential oils experience, and various tangents about pools, swimming, and segregated facilities from Dale’s West Texas childhood. Matt is out sick but plans to attend the evening’s cruise cast event.
Segments
- Show Open and Dale’s Move [00:00:07] — Dale discusses his exhausting morning drive from his new Leander home to the one open 4:30 AM Starbucks, and describes the successful but strange move experience.
- Cruise Cast Promotion [00:09:02] — Dale promotes the 5-7 PM cruise cast event at Cap City Comedy Club with information about the European cruise.
- Commercial Audition Anxiety [00:11:00] — Dale expresses anxiety about a 2 PM SAG commercial audition, worried his headshot is from 2002 and he doesn’t fit the 45-48 age range at 53.
- Indian Music Video and Bollywood [00:16:30] — Dale plays an Indian condom PSA music video that disturbs the cast, leading to discussion of cultural differences and fear of the unfamiliar.
- Take On Me and Rotoscoping [00:19:59] — Carissa reveals her strange aversion to rotoscoped animation, particularly the A-ha ‘Take On Me’ video and Richard Linklater’s ‘Waking Life.’
- Swimming Pools and West Texas Segregation [00:24:00] — Dale discusses childhood swimming pool rules and reveals his 1965 West Texas city pool was segregated with a divider down the middle.
- Pool Ownership Discussion [00:27:00] — Daniel awkwardly reveals he and his wife are considering building a pool. Dale warns it’s an expensive ‘chemistry set’ while describing his friend Simon’s elaborate pool setup.
- Essential Oils Debate [00:32:00] — Bob admits his wife uses doTERRA essential oils costing around $30 per small vial. Dale mocks them as a pyramid scheme scam while Carissa expresses interest.
Quotes
It’s like living on Mars, it’s the weirdest thing when you move
Dale Dudley [00:01:50]
We had a segregated swimming pool in 1965, damn the law
Dale Dudley [00:25:35]
I called it my $50,000 chemistry set
Dale Dudley [00:30:39]
You sit here and talk about all this stuff you do yet you’re still the most miserable human being
Dale Dudley [00:40:32]
Part 2: Bob’s Ears
Dale launches into a multi-topic rant session covering self-driving cars and motion sickness, an NPR audio quality test that Bob cannot pass (leading to repeated arguments about compressed files and equipment), lightning striking houses and cars (violating old safety rules), Rick Perry’s 2016 presidential campaign announcement, a viral meme falsely claiming a disabled veteran lost an ESPN award to Caitlyn Jenner, and the Duggar family molestation scandal. Bob and Dale argue extensively about whether Bob can hear the difference between compressed and uncompressed audio files, with Dale insisting the test proves he cannot.
Segments
- 5 Miles app and Def Leppard winner [00:00:03] — Dale promotes the 5 Miles app for ticket giveaways and mentions the Def Leppard winner with a hyphenated last name. His phone keeps going off with notifications.
- Family printer drama [00:01:00] — Dale’s wife texts him during the show about needing a printer. They discuss getting a landline again for faxing related to her job (which Dale cannot mention due to FTC issues).
- Self-driving cars will make you sick [00:02:35] — Dale and Bob discuss a study from University of Michigan showing that autonomous vehicles will increase motion sickness because passengers won’t be driving and will be reading/working on laptops.
- Motion sickness discussion [00:02:49] — Bob explains he gets motion sickness as a passenger but not as a driver. Dale says he never gets motion sickness at all and doesn’t understand it.
- Disney Mission Space panic attack story [00:03:22] — Dale tells the story of having a panic attack on Mission Space at Disney after Bob told him three people had died on it and it was too claustrophobic. Links this to being locked in a tuba case by his brother as a child.
- NPR audio quality test begins [00:11:28] — Dale introduces an NPR quiz testing whether people can hear the difference between compressed MP3s and uncompressed audio files. Bob immediately makes excuses about equipment quality.
- Audio test – Suzanne Vega [00:13:35] — They listen to three samples of ‘Tom’s Diner.’ Dale picks sample one as best quality but is wrong – sample two was the uncompressed wave file.
- Audio test – Neil Young [00:15:42] — They test a Neil Young song. Bob complains it’s a horrible recording to judge. Dale reveals number one was the uncompressed wave.
- Audio test – Mozart piano concerto [00:16:25] — They test Mozart Piano Concerto No. 17. Bob argues about whether Dale’s computer can even play uncompressed files properly and demands to know if he’s using a DAC (digital analog converter).
- Audio test – Katy Perry [00:18:56] — They test Katy Perry’s ‘Dark Horse.’ Dale mentions his daughter makes him sing it with her and learn the rap part. They both guess wrong again.
- Bob asks listeners to defend him [00:20:02] — Bob pleads for listeners to call and defend him, insisting this is about squeezing the most performance out of equipment regardless of hearing loss.
- Metallica ticket rules [00:21:44] — Dale explains the Metallica ticket giveaway rules and announces the next pair will be VIP with food, drinks, and Crown Royal tent access at X Games.
- Lightning striking houses and cars [00:24:16] — Dale introduces stories about lightning now striking cars and houses, joking that God is changing the rules because of Obama, gay marriage, and Caitlyn Jenner.
- Dale’s lightning strike story [00:24:38] — Dale recounts when lightning hit his DirecTV dish, fried his TV and stereo, and even poked a backwards dent in his iPod. Insurance replaced everything.
- Dripping Springs girl struck by lightning at fridge [00:28:07] — News story about Macy Martinez who was struck by lightning that traveled through her refrigerator in Dripping Springs. She couldn’t let go until her dad pulled her off.
- Lightning striking cars while driving [00:31:51] — News story about a woman struck by lightning while driving. Her airbags deployed. Experts debunk the myth that rubber tires protect you – they don’t.
- Rick Perry 2016 announcement [00:37:41] — Dale introduces Rick Perry’s official 2016 presidential campaign announcement. They discuss Perry’s 14 years as Texas governor and his 2012 debate disasters.
- Rick Perry campaign video [00:38:30] — They watch and mock Perry’s announcement video showing him in a cowboy hat, on a Harley, shaking hands with a disabled veteran – all the patriotic clichés. Dale accuses him of pandering.
- False Caitlyn Jenner vs. disabled vet meme [00:42:18] — Dale explains how a completely false meme went viral claiming disabled Army vet Noah Galloway was ‘runner-up’ to Caitlyn Jenner for an ESPN award. ESPN confirmed there are no runners-up for the Arthur Ashe Award.
- Duggar family molestation scandal [00:47:47] — Dale discusses the Duggar family scandal where son Josh molested his sisters and other girls. The family covered it up, called in a cop friend who is now in prison for child pornography.
- Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar interview audio [00:50:51] — They play audio of the Duggar parents on Fox News defending their son, saying they ‘were weeping’ and sent Josh away for Christian counseling. Dale is outraged at their hypocrisy.
- Paul the caller on abuse [00:51:23] — Caller Paul mentions he was abused as a child and asks if they heard about televangelist Creflo Dollar getting approval for a private jet.
- Toxic environment with 19 kids [00:56:33] — Dale argues that with 19 kids there’s no time for real bonding or intimacy, creating a toxic environment where a 15-year-old boy with raging hormones never got proper guidance from parents too busy being famous.
Callers
- Paul [00:51:21] — Mentioned he was abused as a child and asked about Creflo Dollar getting a private jet Brief call, Dale thanked him and moved on
Quotes
My brother locked me in a tuba case and just walked away. 10-15 minutes. It was horrible.
Dale Dudley [00:05:00]
You cannot play uncompressed files off your computer. You just can’t!
Bob Fonseca [00:18:30]
Lightning is changing the rules because God is mad at us about the gays and Caitlyn Jenner.
Dale Dudley [00:24:46]
It’s lowest common denominator to wave the flag as your campaign platform and not actually do anything.
Dale Dudley [00:40:13]
People who pretend to be super religious – it’s all a facade. They’re playing a game.
Dale Dudley [00:54:02]
Part 3: The Worst Foods
Part 3 continues with Dale discussing alcohol sales at UT football games, Greg Abbott’s veto of a Good Samaritan drug overdose bill, and the NSA wiretapping debate. The show pivots to an extended conversation about Daniel’s new diet inspired by a Katie Couric documentary, his attempts to fight ‘the man’ through healthy eating, and the 2015 Extreme Eating Awards. Carissa reveals she quit smoking due to a yeast infection, prompting reactions from the hosts.
Segments
- X Games and Metallica VIP Giveaway Setup [00:00:01] — Dale opens discussing the upcoming Metallica VIP package giveaway for X Games at COTA, detailing the extensive perks including VIP viewing areas, complimentary food and beverages.
- UT Football Stadium Alcohol Sales [00:01:41] — Dale discusses new UT Athletic Director Greg Fenves supporting alcohol sales at DKR Memorial Stadium, criticizing the current system where only certain ticket holders in club sections can access alcohol.
- Daniel’s Knuckle-Popping Concerns [00:04:46] — Daniel distracts Dale by examining his hands, worried that cracking knuckles causes arthritis. Dale researches and debunks this myth, explaining arthritis is actually caused by disease, injury, or metabolism, not popping joints.
- Adam Wolf’s Rick Perry Joke [00:15:18] — Dale shares listener Adam Wolf’s joke: ‘Rick Perry announcing his presidential run might be the worst presidential related news ever to come out of Dallas,’ comparing it to Kennedy’s assassination.
- Daniel Watches Fed Up Documentary [00:16:11] — Dale criticizes Daniel for only now learning about healthy eating after watching a Katie Couric Netflix documentary called Fed Up, despite Dale and Bob discussing food issues on the show for years. Daniel declares he’s ‘no longer a slave to the man.’
- Greg Abbott Vetoes Good Samaritan Drug Bill [00:21:41] — Dale reports that Governor Greg Abbott vetoed House Bill 225, which would have protected people calling 911 for drug overdoses from prosecution. The bill passed the Senate 30-1 and House 140-4, but Abbott vetoed it after the legislature went home.
- Metallica VIP Winner – Angela [00:24:26] — Angela wins the Metallica VIP package for X Games. She got through on the first try and hasn’t decided who she’ll take yet, joking it might not be her boyfriend.
- Dale’s Move to Leander [00:25:14] — Dale discusses moving to Leander, joking about the distance from Bob (58 minutes away) and the lack of crossroads in the Austin lakes area compared to East Texas.
- Man at Lowe’s Says ‘OIA’ [00:29:01] — Dale tells a story about a man at the Leander Lowe’s recognizing him from the show and greeting him with ‘OIA’ (the show’s catchphrase, similar to Baba Booey for Stern).
- Daniel’s Actual Diet Revealed [00:37:48] — Despite claiming to fight ‘the man,’ Daniel reveals his diet includes chicken wings with honey sriracha sauce, onion rings, lettuce with Thousand Island dressing, shredded cheese, and homemade croutons from white bread. The hosts mock his inconsistency.
- 2015 Extreme Eating Awards [00:43:38] — The hosts review the Center for Science and Public Interest’s 2015 Extreme Eating Awards, debating which restaurant items are actually unhealthy. Dale argues many high-calorie meals would be fine without the bread, pasta, and sugar.
- Fishhead Calls About Last Diet ATX Success [00:49:30] — Caller Fishhead reports he’s lost 50 pounds in 3 months on Last Diet ATX and has another 50 to go, completing in September. His disc golf game is improving.
- Carissa Quit Smoking Due to Yeast Infection [00:58:56] — Carissa reveals she hasn’t smoked since Friday because smoking is bad for yeast infections. The hosts are shocked that a yeast infection motivated her to quit when their pleas about death didn’t.
Callers
- No-Knack [00:14:43] — Called to explain arthritis is caused by immune system attacking cartilage, not knuckle-popping. Mentioned his dad had arthritis at 6 years old and has had 7 knee replacements. Provided medical information supporting Dale’s point about arthritis causes
- Angela [00:29:01] — Winner of Metallica VIP package for X Games at COTA Won the grand prize package, got through on first try
- Fishhead (regular) [00:49:30] — Called to report Last Diet ATX success – lost 50 pounds in 3 months with 50 more to go Praised the program and mentioned his disc golf game is improving
Quotes
Rich people know how to handle their liquor.
Dale Dudley [00:02:53]
Rick Perry announcing might be the worst presidential news ever from Dallas.
Dale Dudley [00:15:45]
I don’t want to be a slave to the manufacturers.
Daniel Gallo [00:18:45]
Better that five junkies die than ten overdose and live.
Dale Dudley [00:34:44]