Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, August 5, 2015
This Show
Part 1: The Worst of Dudley and Bob
This part features a ‘Head to Head’ trivia game with several rounds of different quiz formats. Listeners compete for ACL (Austin City Limits) tickets and other prizes through word association puzzles, ‘Coming the Closest’ number guessing about sexual topics, and general trivia about cures. Later, comedian Ron White arrives in-studio with his fiancée Margo to promote his ‘Ron-tourage’ show, discussing building a house in LA and recounting a recent physical altercation with a drunk fan at a restaurant in Albany.
Segments
- Head to Head intro [00:00:00] — Matt introduces the Head to Head trivia segment with three topic options: ‘What’s the Word’, ‘Famous Cures’, and ‘Coming the Closest’.
- Film Festival promo [00:01:26] — Dale promotes the $10,000 KLBJ film festival with June 21st deadline, thanking sponsors including Round Rock Nissan, Ticket City, and others.
- Brennan vs Bob – Famous Cures [00:01:31] — Caller Brennan competes against Bob in the ‘Famous Cures’ category through random selection, with questions about gravlax, Jonas Salk’s polio vaccine, Bill Hicks, and The Cure.
- Angie vs Carissa – Coming the Closest [00:11:05] — Caller Angie faces off against Carissa in a sexually-themed ‘Coming the Closest’ round with questions about average age of virginity loss, calories in ejaculate, and orgasm statistics.
- Mallory vs Daniel – What’s the Word [00:23:54] — Caller Mallory competes against Daniel in word association puzzles, trying to find linking words for series like ‘truck, pinky, jam, nail, free’ (answer: toe).
- Ron White arrives [00:37:00] — Comedian Ron White enters the studio with his fiancée Margo for his ‘Ron-tourage’ promotional visit.
- Ron White discusses new LA house [00:39:48] — Ron talks about building a 1,500 square foot house in the Hollywood Hills, a project that has taken 3-4 years, near where Jessica Alba used to live.
- Ron White’s restaurant fight story [00:41:44] — Ron recounts getting into a physical altercation with a drunk fan in Albany after a show when the man accused him of taking a picture with his girlfriend but not his son.
Recurring Bits
- Head to Head [00:00:00] — Multiple rounds with different formats: Famous Cures trivia, Coming the Closest number guessing, and What’s the Word association puzzles
Guests
- Ron White (comedian) [00:37:00] — In-studio to promote his ‘Ron-tourage’ show, discussed building a house in LA and his recent fight with a fan
- Margo (other) [00:37:00] — Ron White’s fiancée, accompanied him to the studio
Callers
- Brennan (Wilco) (regular) [00:01:36] — Competed in Head to Head for ACL tickets, chose Famous Cures category Lost to Bob in the Famous Cures round with poor phone connection from Wilco area
- Angie [00:11:16] — Competed in Head to Head for Bruce Hornsby tickets Lost to Carissa in the ‘Coming the Closest’ sexual trivia round
- Mallory [00:24:05] — Competed in Head to Head for ACL tickets using What’s the Word format Phone disconnected before completing the competition against Daniel, hosts were confused about whether she hung up or lost connection
Quotes
This is Wilco phone reception
Unknown [00:02:09]
My mom said you can always have sex with your mouth
Carissa Jade [00:18:16]
He left his jaw just hanging out there
Ron White [00:44:22]
This ain’t the MMA, you’re going to the floor
Ron White [00:44:42]
Part 2: The Worst of Dudley and Bob
Ron White visits the show to promote his sold-out Paramount Theater show and discuss his new TV series ‘Roadies’ with Cameron Crowe and J.J. Abrams on Showtime, where he plays a road manager. The show gets sidetracked with discussions about Dale’s embarrassing photo involving a poodle, Dale’s facelift, and ends with Dale playing controversial dash cam footage from Sandra Bland’s traffic stop and arrest.
Segments
- Ron White on Blue Collar Comedy Tour history [00:00:03] — Dale and Ron discuss when the Blue Collar Comedy Tour took off, placing it around post-9/11, and reminisce about their 27-28 year history together.
- Cameron Crowe’s ‘Roadies’ TV show [00:02:40] — Ron details how he got the role in Cameron Crowe’s ‘Roadies’ for Showtime, including the emotional audition story involving his dying friend Steve.
- Filming ‘Roadies’ and Ron’s character [00:13:05] — Ron describes his bald road manager character, the intense filming schedule, and Cameron Crowe’s attention to detail in creating the show.
- Dale’s embarrassing photo with poodle [00:19:03] — Dale tells the story of asking his wife to photograph him after taking Viagra, resulting in a humiliating photo featuring their poodle in the background.
- Dale’s facelift reveal [00:28:50] — Dale reveals he had a facelift in December performed by a show sponsor and discusses the results.
- New voice effects processor [00:33:05] — The show tests their new audio processor with various voice effects, creating comedy bits including ‘Dr. Bob Peters weather radio’ and airport announcements.
- Dr. Bob Peters – the blind weatherman [00:37:02] — Dale tells the story of working at KTBB in Tyler, Texas with Dr. Bob Peters, a blind meteorologist who was the station’s biggest star.
- Sandra Bland traffic stop footage [00:54:02] — Dale plays and analyzes the controversial dash cam footage of Sandra Bland’s traffic stop, critiquing the officer’s conduct and escalation over a cigarette.
Recurring Bits
- The Worst of Dudley and Bob [00:00:03] — This is the titled segment, though the content is actually a Ron White interview
Guests
- Ron White (comedian) [00:00:03] — In studio to promote Paramount Theater show and discuss his new Showtime series ‘Roadies’ with Cameron Crowe
- Margo (Ron White’s wife) (other) [00:00:03] — Accompanied Ron to the interview, singer performing at Brass House
Callers
- Dr. Tudor Patel [00:39:12] — Called to give ‘criticism advice’ but Dale immediately hung up on him when he started talking about Carissa’s privates Dale dumped the call immediately before he could finish his statement
Quotes
I opened my mouth and just sobbed for 30 minutes
Ron White [00:04:24]
Don’t get a haircut and do not lose weight
Ron White [00:08:45]
The ugliest thing I’ve ever seen is morning sunlight filtering through a glass of Scotch
Ron White [00:26:05]
It looks like a black bat hitting a bleached fanny pack full of Crisco
Dale Dudley [00:45:51]
I will light you up
Police officer (in video) [00:57:42]
Part 3: The Worst of Dudley and Bob
This part of the show featured Dale dealing with a broken dental bridge, leading to extended discussion about teeth, dentistry, and insurance. The hosts debated the Sandra Bland case extensively, with caller Lee getting into a heated exchange with Dale. The show also included discussions about voiceover work with production director Jimbo, an alligator death in Orange, Texas, and various tangents about racism, Charleston, and Carissa’s mispronunciation of ‘indigenous.’
Segments
- Sandra Bland Case Discussion [00:00:00] — The hosts continue debating the Sandra Bland traffic stop, discussing whether she should have complied and whether the officer escalated the situation unnecessarily.
- Lee Gets Hung Up On [00:01:02] — Caller Lee argues that Sandra Bland should have gotten out of the car. Dale hangs up on him for telling Dale to ‘let me talk for a minute,’ then Lee calls back and curses at Carissa.
- Dale’s Broken Bridge [00:09:06] — Dale reveals he bit down on his dental bridge while eating steak, breaking it. He shows it to the crew, grossing everyone out, especially Matt who has dental phobia.
- Carissa’s Insurance License [00:22:28] — The hosts quiz Carissa on her insurance knowledge after she reveals she has a Texas state insurance license. She fields mock customer service scenarios.
- Alligator Death Story [00:28:18] — Dale tries to discuss an alligator attack death in Orange, Texas, but keeps getting sidetracked by other conversations and tangents.
- Carissa Says ‘Indigenous’ [00:30:00] — Carissa repeatedly mispronounces ‘indigenous’ as ‘indigent’ or similar variations, much to everyone’s amusement. Dale declares her ‘Carissa the special adult.’
- Charleston Discussion [00:39:01] — Daniel refuses to visit Charleston due to racism concerns. Dale defends Charleston as beautiful and discusses its historical significance.
- Shark Safety Video [00:49:23] — The hosts play a viral video of a woman on her way to church explaining shark safety by saying don’t go in the ocean because ‘that’s the shark’s house.’
- Voiceover Discussion with Jimbo [00:51:36] — Production director Jimbo comes in to discuss voiceover work with intern Aaron who has a deep voice. Jimbo provides realistic (and somewhat discouraging) advice about the industry.
Guests
- Jimbo (other) [00:51:36] — Production director, voice of Netflix, came in to discuss voiceover career advice
- Aaron (other) [00:52:04] — Intern with deep voice seeking voiceover advice, UT student
Callers
- Lee [00:01:02] — Sandra Bland case – argued she should have gotten out of the car Dale hung up on him for being condescending, Lee called back and cursed at Carissa with ’12 F-words in 45 seconds,’ leading to Dale calling him out extensively
- Kenya [00:06:52] — Waller County police reputation and Sandra Bland case Shared that her father used to drive around Waller County to avoid police there; Dale praised her for not telling him how to run the show
- Steven [00:07:40] — Getting pulled over in Austin Dale couldn’t follow the story and moved on
Music
- Jerry Reed — Discussed ‘Amos Moses’ and ‘Eastbound and Down’ in relation to alligator story
Quotes
Don’t you tell me, let me talk a little bit. I’ll make you not talk at all.
Dale Dudley [00:02:06]
You call a woman up and curse at her 12 times? Big man. Big man on campus.
Dale Dudley [00:06:00]
George Decay.
Matt Bearden [00:13:30]
They’re not indigenous… I mean indigent… indigenous.
Carissa Jade [00:30:00]
The ocean is the shark’s house. When you go in the shark’s house, you’re going to get ate up.
Video woman [00:48:50]