Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Thursday, August 13, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Finding Yourself
This part opens the August 13, 2015 show with Dale, Bob, Matt, Daniel, and Carissa. Dale obsesses over a song stuck in his head (‘Sweet Life’ by Paul Davis) before revealing his sister may have discovered a half-sibling from his father’s affair with Wanda White. Bob announces he’ll leave mid-show for his son’s first day of school, which Dale repeatedly mentions throughout. The group discusses Louis C.K.’s bit about how people are different at work versus home, taser videos, breastfeeding controversy, and millennials getting fired. Matt leaves at 7:01 for the same school drop-off reason.
Segments
- Show open [00:00:08] — Standard opening with introductions and Dale trying to remember a song stuck in his head.
- Family bombshell tease [00:04:06] — Dale mentions his sister may have found a half-sibling from their father’s affair with Wanda White; plans to discuss it later in the show.
- Bob’s donut announcement [00:05:54] — Bob announces he’s leaving mid-show for his son’s first day of school, which becomes a running joke throughout the segment.
- Live podcast promo [00:09:02] — Discussion of their September 3rd live podcast at Cap City Comedy Club and ticket sales.
- Louis C.K. bit discussion [00:13:36] — Dale discusses Louis C.K.’s observation about people being different at work versus at home, especially regarding sexuality.
- Austin machete woman [00:28:15] — Story about Savannah Mata, who wielded a machete at people near Lamar and Rundberg and attacked police.
- Florida taser video [00:29:29] — The hosts watch and react to dashcam footage of a Florida cop tasering an aggressive elderly driver.
- Wet nursing controversy [00:34:54] — Discussion of a woman breastfeeding her friend’s child while the friend works, and the online backlash she received.
- Matt’s departure countdown [00:43:58] — Matt Bearden leaves exactly at 7:01 AM for school drop-off after Bob’s countdown.
Music
- Paul Davis — ‘Sweet Life’ – discussed as the song stuck in Dale’s head
Quotes
Wanda White, smoking hot
Dale Dudley [00:04:26]
We’re different here than I am at home
Dale Dudley [00:14:36]
The biggest trolls use what you’ve said on air
Dale Dudley [00:23:38]
We’re living in a really nutty time where everybody’s gone insane
Dale Dudley [00:34:13]
Part 2: First Rule, Don’t Talk About the Fight(club)
This segment devolved into a heated, recurring argument about workplace behavior and accountability. It began with discussion of a Travis County Sheriff’s welfare check video, then shifted to Dale bringing up an Inc. magazine article about millennials getting fired. This triggered Daniel to defend himself regarding a previous incident where he yelled in front of clients, despite having already been disciplined by LA Lloyd. The argument spiraled through multiple rounds, with Daniel insisting there were ‘layers’ and confusion, while Dale, Bob, and Matt insisted the issue was crystal clear. Matt Bearden returned briefly from taking his daughter to school. Aaron Franklin arrived at the end for an interview.
Segments
- Opening and Cruise Promo [00:00:02] — Dale opens the show, notes Matt is out taking his kid to first day of school, and promotes the European cruise package with Don at Paradise Vacation Travel.
- Robert Rodriguez Residuals [00:01:05] — Dale reflects on getting residual checks from his movie work with Robert Rodriguez, contrasting big studio deals with independent film negotiations he’s currently facing.
- Travis County Sheriff’s Welfare Check Story [00:06:35] — Fox 7 report about a Pflugerville woman who filmed Travis County deputies entering her home at 3am during a welfare check for her roommate. Discussion of whether deputies overstepped after being told the roommate wasn’t there.
- Dale’s Personal Mental Health Hold Experience [00:09:01] — Dale reveals he was once taken by Austin police on a 72-hour mental health hold, explaining the legal framework for when police can enter homes during welfare checks.
- Uber Black Car Qualification Dispute [00:24:07] — Dale explains his ongoing ego-driven argument with Uber about getting his Ford Taurus SHO qualified for their luxury tier, despite it not being on their approved list.
- Buda Alcohol Sales Hours [00:29:55] — KXAN story about Buda considering extending bar hours from midnight to 2am. Discussion of dry counties, coffee city liquor runs from Dale’s East Texas youth, and blue laws.
- Millennials Article Introduction [00:39:17] — Dale introduces Inc. magazine article about why millennials are getting fired, knowing it will cause conflict with Daniel and Carissa.
- The Big Fight Begins [00:42:00] — Discussion of the millennials article triggers Daniel to bring up his meeting with LA Lloyd, insisting there were ‘layers’ and confusion about why he was called in, despite admitting he yelled in front of clients.
- The Argument Escalates [00:47:00] — Dale, Bob, and Carissa all try to get Daniel to simply admit he was in trouble for inappropriate workplace behavior. Daniel continues to claim LA Lloyd was confused and treats him like a child/son.
- Matt Returns Mid-Fight [00:57:30] — Matt Bearden returns from taking his daughter to kindergarten, jokes about kicking her out of the car to get back to the ‘awesome morning,’ and observes the argument is like a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.
- Resolution and Aaron Franklin Setup [01:02:22] — Dale finally gets Daniel to admit the one clear issue: cannot lose your temper in front of clients. Daniel still claims it’s a prank. Show pivots to upcoming Aaron Franklin interview.
Guests
- Aaron Franklin (expert) [01:04:41] — James Beard award-winning chef and BBQ expert arriving for interview about his new PBS show. Interview did not begin in this part.
Quotes
Roger Wade, could you be more of a buffoon? You’re telling us citizens can’t look at the video?
Dale Dudley [00:13:35]
I finger banged a chick at Green Acres Baptist church. There’s a plaque there now.
Dale Dudley [00:31:56]
There’s no layers. There’s one thing crystal clear: you can’t yell in front of clients.
Dale Dudley [00:50:00]
I kicked my child out. We were six blocks from school. Walk it, find it, bitch.
Matt Bearden [00:57:57]
It’s an episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm. What are you confused about?
Matt Bearden [01:02:07]
Part 3: Peace Be Still
Aaron Franklin from Franklin Barbecue visits to promote his new PBS show ‘BBQ with Franklin’ airing on KLRU. The hosts discuss his barbecue techniques, the famous lines at his restaurant, and recent controversy about barbecue smoke regulations. Dale then shares a story about being taunted by teenagers at In-N-Out Burger and later discovers he may have a half-sister based on ancestry research and facial resemblance.
Segments
- Aaron Franklin arrives [00:00:12] — Aaron Franklin from Franklin Barbecue joins the show to promote his new PBS series ‘BBQ with Franklin’ premiering that night at 7:40 on KLRU.
- Barbecue technique discussion [00:12:00] — Aaron explains Central Texas barbecue traditions, clean combustion, post oak wood selection, and the craft of making quality barbecue at home.
- Line standing policy [00:15:00] — Aaron discusses the famous Franklin Barbecue lines, his policy against professional line standers, and how they manage crowds and sell-outs.
- Dale taunted at In-N-Out Burger [00:20:00] — Dale tells a story about being mocked by teenage boys through a restaurant window and his decision to start getting out of his car to confront them before thinking better of it.
- Possible half-sister discovery [00:35:00] — Dale reveals his sister’s ancestry research has uncovered a woman who may be his half-sister from his father’s alleged affair. They compare photos and debate whether to reach out.
Guests
- Aaron Franklin (expert) [00:00:12] — Owner of Franklin Barbecue, James Beard Award winner, promoting his PBS show ‘BBQ with Franklin’ premiering that night on KLRU
Callers
- Roger [00:17:15] — Asked Aaron Franklin about big green egg smokers Aaron explained they are good for grilling but not ideal for long barbecue cooks. Poor audio quality led to a confusing Van Buren Boys reference.
- Luke [00:53:01] — Shared his experience meeting his half-brother who was given up for adoption Encouraged Dale to reach out to his potential half-sister, but Dale remained resistant to the idea.
Quotes
If you gotta put sauce on your barbecue, it must be pretty bad.
Aaron Franklin [00:07:43]
I have never eaten your barbecue, and that’s not because I don’t want to.
Dale Dudley [00:14:35]
I turned to him and I flipped him off. I’m 53 years old.
Dale Dudley [00:24:20]
My dad was known as a farter.
Dale Dudley [00:41:02]