Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Monday, September 21, 2015
This Show
Part 1: Drone Corner
Dale and Bob dedicate most of the segment to ‘Drone Corner,’ discussing Dale’s new DJI Phantom 3 drone purchase and first flights. The show also covers UT Longhorns football loss to Cal, fantasy football woes, Bob’s encounter with Aerosmith drummer Joey Kramer, and Matt’s mishap buying his daughter perfume. Dale shares Uber driving stories and the hosts banter about 1980s fashion and Air Supply.
Segments
- Show open and weekend recap [00:00:09] — Standard show opening with intro, followed by the hosts discussing their weekends. Dale mentions the UT football game and his Uber driving.
- UT Longhorns lose to Cal on missed extra point [00:01:45] — Dale recounts the heartbreaking UT vs Cal game where the Longhorns missed an extra point after tying the game, resulting in a loss. Discussion of new quarterback Jerrod Heard’s performance.
- Drone Corner begins [00:05:35] — Dale announces the start of Drone Corner and shares his excitement about purchasing a DJI Phantom 3 drone from Discount Electronics. He describes his first flights and learning the controls.
- Fantasy football troubles [00:17:05] — Dale discusses his terrible fantasy football performance, scoring only 48 points and losing badly. He considers hiring someone to manage his team for $50.
- Matt’s purse shopping adventure [00:21:05] — Matt tells the story of trying to buy his wife a Michael Kors purse but getting sales resistance from a dismissive clerk. His wife ended up buying a $7 purse from Old Navy instead.
- Daughter’s first perfume disaster [00:24:05] — Matt shares how he bought his five-year-old daughter strawberry-scented perfume that she applies every three to four minutes, making the house smell like ‘a brothel where you pay money to have sex with strawberries.’
- Ready Player One book discussion [00:28:08] — Dale discusses reading ‘Ready Player One’ on Audible and explains the plot to the crew. He mentions Spielberg is making it into a movie.
- Air Supply deep dive [00:31:48] — The show goes on an extended tangent about Air Supply, playing ‘Making Love Out of Nothing at All’ and discussing how they almost promoted an Air Supply show in Austin.
- Bob met Joey Kramer from Aerosmith [00:36:37] — Bob reveals he was at a birthday party where Joey Kramer, Aerosmith’s drummer, was present. Dale makes jokes about Steven Tyler’s appearance.
Recurring Bits
- Drone Corner [00:05:35] — Extended discussion of Dale’s new Phantom 3 drone purchase, first flights, features, and Bob’s existing drone experience. The segment title matches the actual content.
Text Line
- [00:33:52] The tooth fairy (Dale’s wife) passed out drinking wine and forgot to handle their kid’s tooth — read by Dale Dudley Brief acknowledgment and transition to another story about knocking his daughter’s tooth out
Music
- Air Supply — Played ‘Making Love Out of Nothing at All’ and discussed the band extensively, including their Austin show that wasn’t promoted properly
Quotes
It’s the coolest toy I’ve ever had. I’ve got a hobby now.
Dale Dudley [00:08:03]
The inside of my house smells like a brothel where you pay money to have sex with strawberries.
Matt Bearden [00:25:38]
Aerosmith is my favorite Rolling Stones cover band.
Dale Dudley [00:41:42]
Part 2: Future Daniel & Carissa
The show discusses various local news stories including Black Lives Matter protesters blocking I-35, which Dale criticizes as ineffective activism. The segment titled ‘Future Daniel & Carissa’ features stories about a 91-year-old man who threatened landscapers with a gun over grass clippings (Future Daniel, due to Daniel’s hatred of leaf blowers) and a woman arrested with over 3,700 knives and booby traps in her home (Future Carissa, referencing her knife collection). The hosts also discuss Cedar Park Police’s new ‘human burrito’ restraint device, a controversial burger-eating arrest video, and continue making jokes about an alleged altercation between Daniel’s father and gardening show host John Dromgoole.
Segments
- Show Opening and ACL Pass Giveaway [00:00:01] — Dale discusses trying to set up drone footage and mentions giving away ACL passes via text message. The crew addresses technical recording issues.
- Emmy Awards Discussion [00:01:33] — Dale shares his daughter’s innocent comments about Peter Dinklage at the Emmys, calling him a ‘funny little man.’ The hosts discuss Game of Thrones winning and Jon Hamm’s past hazing allegations at UT.
- Dale’s Uber Adventures [00:04:46] — Dale recounts driving for Uber during ACL weekend, including nearly losing his wallet and picking up a ‘smoking hot woman’ he wanted to impress but felt depressed about afterward.
- Black Lives Matter I-35 Protest [00:11:55] — Dale criticizes Black Lives Matter protesters for blocking I-35, arguing it alienates potential supporters. Matt discusses the difficulty of controlling decentralized movement messaging and how anyone can co-opt it.
- Future Daniel – Armed 91-Year-Old [00:21:51] — Dale shares a story about a 91-year-old Florida man who pulled a gun on landscapers over grass clippings, forcing one to his knees before being tackled. Labeled ‘Future Daniel’ due to Daniel’s hatred of leaf blowers.
- John Dromgoole Gardening Show Mystery [00:27:03] — Daniel hints at an alleged altercation between his father and gardening show host John Dromgoole, but refuses to give details on air, leading to extended joking and speculation from the hosts.
- Future Carissa – Woman with 3,700 Knives [00:35:54] — The hosts discuss a Florida woman arrested with 3,714 knives, machetes, fake body parts, and booby traps throughout her house. Labeled ‘Future Carissa’ referencing her knife collection.
- Lawn Care Philosophy Debate [00:39:35] — Daniel proudly discusses his lawn care efforts, earning ‘rock star yard’ compliments from neighbors. Dale argues lawns are environmentally wasteful inventions of 1940s marketing, advocating for xeriscaping.
- Cedar Park Human Burrito Device [00:47:13] — The hosts review news footage of Cedar Park Police’s new restraint device called ‘the wrap’ that immobilizes suspects. They mock the complexity and question how it reduces force.
- APD Burger Arrest Video [00:51:48] — Discussion of viral video showing APD arresting a man allegedly for eating a burger in a parked car in a ‘high crime area.’ The hosts debate whether the arrest was justified or harassment.
- Waco Biker Shootout Update [00:56:10] — Dale reports that evidence suggests police bullets killed bikers at the Twin Peaks shootout. He criticizes the gag order and the relationship between the judge and prosecutor.
Quotes
Look at the funny little man. It’s why does that little boy have a beard?
Dale Dudley [00:02:03]
You’re never going to get people on your side by making them angry.
Dale Dudley [00:13:08]
Lawns are the worst thing in the world. No one had lawns until the 1940s.
Dale Dudley [00:45:01]
Part 3: Part 3
The final part of the September 21, 2015 show features Daniel’s elaborate prank phone calls to a small-town Swap and Shop radio show, where he monopolizes every phone line and drives the host to desperation. Tim League from Alamo Drafthouse stops by to discuss Fantastic Fest, his controversial aerial hog hunt that got cancelled due to online petitions, and his upcoming boxing match/debate with a vegan karate champion. The hosts also give away ACL three-day passes via a ‘1431 vs Devil’s Backbone’ trivia contest, play more of Daniel’s birthday request prank calls, and Dale plugs his upcoming Austin Monthly column.
Segments
- ACL Ticket Setup [00:00:01] — Dale discusses upcoming ACL three-day pass giveaway and complains about his fantasy football team’s terrible performance, including injuries to Tony Romo and Dez Bryant.
- Vince Young Speculation [00:01:04] — Discussion about potential quarterback options for the Cowboys, including speculation about Vince Young getting a phone call, though he now works for UT Longhorn Sports.
- Weekend Schedule Chaos [00:01:50] — Dale complains about his complicated Friday schedule involving the thinkery event, rehearsal, dog sitting, and the UT game, while Matt worries about rehearsal timing.
- Brian Kilmeade vs The Pope [00:09:05] — Discussion of Fox News host Brian Kilmeade telling the Pope to ‘stay home’ because he doesn’t like the Pope’s politics on climate change and capitalism, despite being Catholic himself.
- Prank Phone Call Preview [00:13:19] — Setup for Daniel’s elaborate prank phone calls to a small-town Swap and Shop show, with discussion of similar bits from the past.
- 1431 vs Devil’s Backbone Trivia [00:16:04] — Daniel presents trivia questions about 1431 and the real Devil’s Backbone road for the ACL ticket giveaway. Colt Clements wins by answering all three questions correctly.
- Swap and Shop Prank Calls [00:23:24] — Daniel’s hilarious prank calls where he monopolizes every phone line on a small-town Swap and Shop show, listing absurd items like ‘a circle made of fear,’ ‘one dog signed by its owner,’ and overwhelming the frustrated host.
- Birthday and Anniversary Show Pranks [00:33:59] — More prank calls featuring fake birthday and anniversary wishes with names like ‘Lou Skunt,’ ‘Anita Hummer,’ ‘Willie Pfisterbotten,’ and Art Acevedo wishes from ‘Antonio Bueller.’
- Loser Line Callback [00:39:39] — Caller Nathan suggests they do a ‘loser line’ bit, not realizing they invented it over 20 years ago in 1993-1994.
- Tim League Interview – Fantastic Fest [00:41:52] — Tim League discusses Fantastic Fest, the aerial hog hunting controversy that led to cancellation due to online petitions, and his upcoming boxing match/debate with a vegan karate champion about the morality of hog hunting.
- Ready Player One Discussion [00:45:37] — Dale discusses reading Ready Player One by Austin author Ernest Cline and questions how Spielberg will handle getting rights for all the pop culture references in the film adaptation. Tim offers to get Cline on the show.
- Peace Officer Screening [00:48:02] — Tim mentions KLBJ AM hosts will debate Chief Acevedo about the movie Peace Officer regarding police militarization after initially criticizing the screening timing.
Guests
- Tim League (expert) [00:41:52] — Alamo Drafthouse founder discussing Fantastic Fest, aerial hog hunting controversy, and his boxing match with a vegan karate champion
Callers
- Randy [00:32:54] — Praised Daniel’s prank phone calls and requested to hear the birthday request bit They played the birthday prank call segment
- Nathan (Phoenix (formerly)) [00:39:39] — Suggested they do a ‘loser line’ bit from Phoenix radio Hosts informed him they invented that bit over 20 years ago; Dale hung up on him after he said ‘fancy free’
Quotes
Brian, he gets his information from God. He’s infallible.
Dale Dudley [00:09:32]
Sir, we have a three item limit. Turn your radio down, please.
Swap Shop Host [00:24:53]
I do control the buttons and we encourage everybody to follow our rules.
Swap Shop Host [00:27:08]
Well, fancy free.
Nathan (caller) [00:40:02]