Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Sunday, January 3, 2016
Part 2: FOOD FOOD
First show back from holiday break. Dale discusses Netflix recommendations and internet surveillance, Carissa shares her Big Bend trip detention story, and a lengthy ‘steak gate’ argument erupts over Daniel’s compound butter gift from the podcast party. The show struggles with new iPad technology while doing Fast Food Fanatics, and Dale reveals his wife’s Christmas gifts were really things she wanted for herself.
Segments
- Return from Break and Netflix Talk [00:00:00] — Dale recommends The OA and Kill Switch documentaries on Netflix, discusses Man in the High Castle, and mentions his hearing loss issue that required steroids.
- Leander School Mix-up [00:08:42] — Dale and wife forgot kids had school on New Year’s Day Monday, resulting in unexcused absences when half the class was also out.
- Carissa’s Border Patrol Detention [00:09:57] — Carissa recounts being detained at a checkpoint outside Big Bend for over an hour when drug dogs alerted on her father’s car, despite having nothing illegal.
- Podcast Party Post-Mortem Begins [00:15:00] — Dale worries about his performance at the podcast party after taking steroids and fireball shots, leading into the steak controversy.
- Steak Gate – The Full Story [00:18:30] — Matt reveals he made compound butter from rendered wagyu beef fat and Irish butter for day-old steaks as a white elephant gift. Dale ate all the butter, Daniel’s wife wanted the steaks, and a lengthy argument ensues about the butter’s value.
- Fast Food Fanatics [00:30:00] — Discussion of Taco Bell’s volcano chicken chips with lava sauce, nacho fries, Raising Cane’s, and various fast food items. Dale tries to use new iPad technology to show prep.
- Bunster’s Hot Sauce [00:38:23] — Matt reveals he spent over $140 on Bunster’s hot sauce for family after the free samples sent to the show were incredibly good.
- Dale’s Failed Unicorn Search [00:40:30] — Dale discusses posting on Facebook searching for a unicorn (single woman for threesome) that his wife drunkenly promised, but only got mocked by men.
- Breaking and Entering Follow-up [00:47:00] — Dale shares touching letter from Breaking and Entering charity recipients, mentions little boy crying because he missed meeting Dudley and Bob.
- Matt’s Zero Dollar Paycheck [00:48:30] — Matt reveals he lost three clients and company deducted overpayment from his pre-Christmas check, resulting in zero dollars right before the holiday.
- Company Christmas Party Bowling Injury [00:49:00] — Dale reveals he has nerve damage in his thumb from bowling too much at the company Christmas party, still experiencing electrical shocks when touched.
- Colonoscopy Discussion [00:50:00] — Carissa asks if colonoscopy camera goes up or down, leading to mockery. Dale found five precancerous polyps and credits Ancestry.com research for prompting the procedure.
- Chief Acevedo Discussion [00:56:00] — Bob mentions feeling exposed now that former Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo has left for Houston, already replaced by radio hosts Walden and Johnson.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:30:00] — Discussion of Taco Bell volcano chicken chips, nacho fries, Raising Cane’s chicken, Krispy Kreme, and McDonald’s Japan Ultra Prawn Macaroni Croquet Burger
Callers
- Kathy (regular) [00:13:00] — Called to welcome the show back and wish Matt happy belated birthday, mentions husband lost job at Holland Photo after 17 years Brief sympathetic exchange, then moved on
- unnamed [00:16:25] — Asked about streaming technical issues Dale said they’d report the issue, not much else
- unnamed [00:16:56] — Person who answered ‘Is this KLBJ?’ Dale hung up immediately in frustration about taking phone calls
Quotes
Edward Snowden actually let them know they were spying on us. Us.
Dale Dudley [00:02:15]
You can buy butter at the store.
Dale Dudley [00:12:08]
I have substance issues. Let’s just be real clear on that.
Dale Dudley [00:18:04]
Two steaks sans butter is not half.
Dale Dudley [00:23:00]
Do you want this butter or the butter? Never once in fine dining.
Dale Dudley [00:28:13]