Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Tuesday, August 30, 2016
This Show
Part 1: Carl or Mel
Dale vents about losing four hours of financial record-keeping work when his Quicken software corrupted. The show reacts to Gene Wilder’s death by playing clips from Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. They discover an aging app from Merrill Lynch that ages photos of the cast, then watch and mock the trailer for ‘God’s Not Dead 2’, a Christian film that Daniel thought was a Saturday Night Live parody.
Segments
- Show open [00:00:00] — Standard show opening with introductions and Soul Train theme discussion.
- Dale’s Quicken nightmare [00:02:20] — Dale explains how he spent four hours reconciling bank statements in Quicken only to have the entire file corrupt and lose all his work back to July. He’s frustrated and exhausted from the ordeal.
- Behind-the-scenes drama [00:13:03] — Dale mentions upcoming meetings with management that used to be exciting but now fill him with dread. He references advice from his late agent Cindy Lazari about not negotiating alone.
- Gene Wilder tribute [00:16:50] — The show pays tribute to Gene Wilder by playing extended clips from Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein. Dale debates whether Mel Brooks or Carl Reiner directed which films.
- Willy Wonka discussion [00:26:00] — Bob gets nostalgic about watching Willy Wonka in school, describing dark rooms and trying to smell girls’ hair. The cast discusses the famous ‘you get nothing’ scene.
- Face aging app [00:29:30] — The hosts discover a Merrill Lynch retirement planning app that ages photos. Carissa photographs surprisingly well even when aged to 90, while Dale looks largely unchanged.
- Comedy cruise promotion [00:36:44] — Dale promotes the 2017 Bob and Matt comedy cruise with Mike McRae and Jimmy Roulette, leaving from Galveston on Royal Caribbean. Contact Don at Paradise Vacation Travel.
- God’s Not Dead 2 trailer [00:39:02] — Daniel wanted to show the God’s Not Dead 2 trailer because he thought the first movie was only an SNL parody. The cast watches and mocks the Christian courtroom drama about a teacher on trial for mentioning Jesus.
Text Line
- [00:23:44] Aaron Haley texted that it took Dale 16 minutes before mentioning cortisol — read by Dale Dudley Dale gets annoyed and says Aaron should be blocked from all social media, then says that’s what he makes his living on – talking about himself
Quotes
I need you to hear my problem and acknowledge. Don’t try to fix it.
Dale Dudley [00:02:41]
I just worked for four and a half hours. It’s all just disappeared.
Dale Dudley [00:08:43]
She said ‘Dale, don’t do this by yourself, never.’ And like a dummy, I did it.
Dale Dudley [00:14:29]
Part 2: Burger Gate 2
Part 2 continues the infamous ‘Burger Gate’ debate that dominated the show. Dale and the cast spent the majority of this segment arguing whether a Big Mac qualifies as a ‘double meat burger’ — Daniel insists it doesn’t because of the middle bun, while everyone else disagrees. The debate spiraled into discussions about burger ratios, pizza analogies, and listener calls flooded in. The segment also included Fast Food Fanatics content (ramen as prison currency, Burger King’s meat-itarian burger, Little Caesars’ new product) and Daniel’s complaints about Vancouver’s lack of air conditioning during his recent trip.
Segments
- Opening chatter [00:00:02] — Dale discusses Facebook posts, a video of a woman stealing a plant, and introduces the 145-year-old Indonesian man who wants to die.
- World’s oldest man [00:01:41] — Discussion of Mbah Gotho, claimed to be 145 years old, whose only wish is to die. Carissa doubts his age, sparking Dale’s mock outrage.
- Carissa and Trevlar update [00:08:26] — Carissa reveals she’s moving in with her boyfriend Trevlar, who took care of her when she had a headache. The hosts tease her about the relationship timeline.
- Fast Food Fanatics begins [00:15:40] — Dale introduces Fast Food Fanatics segment. Discussion of ramen noodles replacing cigarettes as prison currency.
- Burger Gate 2 erupts [00:19:25] — Daniel declares he doesn’t like double meat burgers because they have too much beef. Dale reveals Daniel loves Big Macs, which ARE double meat burgers. The argument explodes.
- The Big Mac debate intensifies [00:21:05] — Daniel argues a Big Mac is NOT a double meat burger because it has bread in the middle. Bob, Dale, and Matt counter that two patties equals double meat regardless of what’s between them.
- Phone lines explode [00:30:00] — Callers flood in to weigh in on whether a Big Mac is a double meat burger. Dale takes call after call, nearly all disagreeing with Daniel.
- Burger debate winds down [00:40:29] — The argument continues with pizza analogies, club sandwich comparisons, and Daniel’s insistence that the Big Mac is ‘something different.’ The lizard doorbell argument is referenced.
- Little Caesars and other fast food [00:44:00] — Discussion of Little Caesars’ Loaded Crazy Bread Bites and the McChicken trending on social media (due to an NSFW video).
- Vancouver air conditioning complaints [00:45:51] — Daniel complains about Vancouver having no air conditioning during his trip, enduring 87-degree heat in a church. The hosts mock him extensively for this.
- Tease upcoming content [00:56:01] — Dale promotes Matthew Electrician appearance and the 915 Cafe segment coming up.
Recurring Bits
- Fast Food Fanatic [00:15:40] — Segment covered ramen as prison currency, Burger King’s meat-itarian burger in New Zealand, and Little Caesars’ new product. Devolved into the epic Burger Gate 2 debate.
Callers
- unnamed [00:30:00] — Big Mac has two pieces of bread in middle if it were two burgers Made a logical point about burger construction that Dale used against Daniel
- Joe [00:30:18] — Same argument about two pieces of bread Dale praised him but Daniel dismissed it
- unnamed [00:34:40] — Confirmed Big Mac is double meat Quick confirmation vote for Dale’s side
- unnamed [00:34:44] — Absolutely confirmed Big Mac is double meat Another quick yes vote
- unnamed [00:34:52] — Two pieces of meat equals double burger Dale used to show overwhelming consensus against Daniel
- unnamed [00:35:32] — Referenced Big Mac jingle ‘two all beef patties’ Used the famous jingle as evidence – strong point in the debate
- unnamed [00:36:40] — Deconstructing a Big Mac yields one and a half burgers Actually sided with Daniel – one of the few callers to do so
- unnamed [00:36:41] — Confirmed Big Mac is double meat Another vote for Dale’s side
- unnamed [00:37:02] — Just ordered a double meat Whataburger Used as real-time example of double meat burger ordering
- unnamed [00:41:09] — Reminded hosts of when Bob said a lizard rang his doorbell Called in to say this was even sillier than that legendary argument
- unnamed [00:42:02] — Asked if Daniel ever had three-quarter pounder at Fuddruckers Highlighted Daniel’s inconsistency about meat amounts
- unnamed [00:43:05] — Asked if someone bringing free burger would get it thrown back Reference to Daniel throwing peanut butter sandwich back at Four Seasons
- unnamed [00:43:27] — Asked if Daniel gets crinkle cut fries with his burger Callback to Daniel’s dislike of crinkle cut fries
- unnamed [00:48:29] — Not really Canadian but went fishing there Failed to contribute to Canada air conditioning discussion
- Fallon (Washington State (grew up)) [00:52:29] — Grew up in Washington, remembered 80 degrees being unbearable without AC Validated Daniel’s experience, got the ‘200 pounds’ insult
- Nick (Canada (relatives)) [00:54:27] — Has relatives in Canada, confirmed they know Texas is hot Provided temperature comparison – Canada peaks at 70-75 degrees
Quotes
I don’t believe it. He doesn’t look 145.
Carissa Jade [00:01:41]
One beef patty is fine. The burger was invented around the fact that it’s all proportionate.
Daniel Gallo [00:20:00]
It’s the same thing as taking two pizzas stacked on each other.
Daniel Gallo [00:24:42]
When you bite down on a Big Mac, how many patties do you go through? Two. What does two mean? Double.
Dale Dudley [00:28:04]
You probably weigh 200 pounds!
Dale Dudley [00:40:48]
A lizard rang my doorbell.
Bob Fonseca [00:41:42]
Part 3: Matt The Electrician and Wilson Marks
This part of the show began with discussions about Colin Kaepernick refusing to stand for the national anthem, with Dale playing Muhammad Ali clips about protest and patriotism. The segment then featured a viral video of a social justice activist berating a Lyft driver over a Hawaiian hula bobblehead doll. The show concluded with live performances by Matt the Electrician and Wilson Marks, who came in to promote their new vinyl 45 release and upcoming show at Strange Brew Lounge.
Segments
- Game of Aces Screening Giveaway [00:00:01] — Dale gives away tickets to a screening of ‘Game of Aces’ at South Park Meadows with Chris Klein and Victoria Summer attending for a Q&A.
- Colin Kaepernick Anthem Protest Discussion [00:01:05] — Dale discusses Colin Kaepernick sitting during the national anthem, defending the right to protest differently and noting the double standards in how people define patriotism.
- Muhammad Ali Vietnam Protest Clips [00:06:49] — Dale plays archival clips of Muhammad Ali refusing to fight in Vietnam, drawing parallels to modern athlete protests and reminding listeners how Ali was initially vilified.
- ABC Home and Commercial Services Sponsor Read [00:09:49] — Dale discusses his bed bug experience and promotes ABC Home and Commercial Services.
- Governor Abbott Wheelchair Joke Setup [00:10:37] — Caller Shane tries to set up a joke about Governor Abbott criticizing Kaepernick for not standing during the anthem.
- Film Festival Ticket Update [00:11:01] — Bob announces the final 20 tickets for the Dudley and Bob movie festival at Alamo Drafthouse are going on sale.
- Speed Dating for Chuy [00:12:24] — The hosts discuss planning a speed dating segment for Chuy with several women, arranging dinner at ALC Steaks and a ride from Rich Man.
- Viral Lyft Driver Video Introduction [00:14:03] — Dale introduces a viral video of Annalise Nielsen, described as a feminist activist and alt porn performer, berating a Lyft driver over a Hawaiian hula doll.
- Lyft Driver Video Playback [00:15:51] — Extended playback and commentary on the viral video of the activist accusing the driver of cultural appropriation and threatening to make him an internet meme on Gawker.
- Cruise Announcement [00:23:27] — Dale announces the comedy cruise is back with Matt Bearden, Mike McCray, and Jimmy Roulette coming out of retirement.
- Song of the Summer Discussion [00:31:45] — Brief discussion about ‘Me Too’ by Megan Trainor being the Song of the Summer.
- Go Topless Video [00:32:24] — Dale plays a pro-topless rights video with commentary from the hosts.
- The Broods Discovery [00:35:45] — Dale finds a meet and greet pass for The Broods tour on his desk and plays their music, discovering they are very serious indie artists.
- Matt the Electrician and Wilson Marks Interview [00:37:13] — Matt the Electrician and Wilson Marks join the show to discuss Matt’s vinyl 45 series and upcoming show at Strange Brew Lounge.
- Live Performance – ‘Tell Me a Secret’ [00:40:15] — Matt the Electrician and Wilson Marks perform ‘Tell Me a Secret’ live in studio.
- Post-Performance Interview [00:44:38] — Bob interviews Matt about his career, touring, the vinyl project, and the changing music industry landscape.
- Live Performance – ‘I Cannot Read Your Mind’ [00:52:19] — Matt the Electrician and Wilson Marks perform ‘I Cannot Read Your Mind’, the B-side of the new 45.
Guests
- Matt the Electrician (musician) [00:37:13] — Austin musician promoting his vinyl 45 series and show at Strange Brew Lounge, performed two songs live
- Wilson Marks (musician) [00:37:13] — Local guitarist collaborating with Matt the Electrician on the fourth vinyl 45 release
Callers
- Shane [00:10:37] — Attempted joke about Governor Abbott criticizing Kaepernick for not standing Dale anticipated it was a wheelchair joke and shut it down quickly
Music
- Matt the Electrician — Performed ‘Tell Me a Secret’ live in studio with Wilson Marks
- Matt the Electrician — Performed ‘I Cannot Read Your Mind’ live in studio with Wilson Marks
- The Broods — Music played and discussed after Dale found a meet and greet pass
Quotes
What’s the difference between owning black people and saying you still need to do exactly what we say?
Bob Fonseca [00:06:02]
I’m going to do worse than give you a one star. Oh no, cause Gawker doesn’t exist.
Dale Dudley [00:17:54]
This country is doomed. There’s no place for anybody in the middle who’s rational thinking.
Dale Dudley [00:30:33]