Dudley and Bob with Matt — 93.7 KLBJ-FM, Austin — Wednesday, September 7, 2016
This Show
Part 1: House Issues
Dale discusses ongoing house construction issues behind his fence, including a chopped tree creating an unsightly gap. The crew debates trying a cracker test to determine carb tolerance, with confusion over what type of cracker to use. Dale also mentions frustration over not receiving a prostate exam at his doctor visit, contract negotiations, and teases that Carissa cost them an office.
Segments
- Show open and banter [00:00:00] — Standard show opening, Dale discusses meeting with bosses about his future at the station and fantasy football draft plans.
- Chuy’s martyrdom and speed dating setup [00:06:44] — Dale expresses frustration that Chuy paid for his own ticket instead of taking a staff hold, and discusses upcoming speed dating bit at 8am.
- Commercial spot confusion [00:11:03] — Behind-the-scenes discussion about commercial copy, missed spots, and getting paid for spots that run outside the show.
- Fence and tree stump issue [00:14:19] — Dale explains how a tree on his property line was cut by neighboring home builders, leaving an unsightly stump and gap in his fence. Amanda wants it fixed, Dale doesn’t care much.
- Cracker carb tolerance test [00:36:00] — Discussion of a British geneticist’s test using a cracker to determine carb tolerance. Crew debates what type of cracker is appropriate, sends staff on hunt for saltines.
- Carissa cost them an office [00:41:07] — Dale reveals Carissa somehow prevented the show from getting an office as part of contract negotiations, promises to explain later.
- Doctor visit disappointment [00:28:00] — Dale discusses visiting Dr. Shaw for blood work and sweating issues, but being denied the expected prostate exam. Suspects the doctor heard the morning show and avoided it.
Quotes
There is not a magical force field keeping you away from women.
Dale Dudley [00:09:00]
MILF is such a derogatory term because you’re talking about what you would like to do to them.
Daniel Gallo [00:14:59]
I am the record holder for leaving credit cards at restaurants.
Dale Dudley [00:29:03]
I can’t even get a doctor to go up in the murky land.
Dale Dudley [00:32:56]
Part 2: Significant others and their arms
Chuy (Eric Alderete) undergoes on-air speed dating with four women from Ruiz Salon, organized by On Speed Dating. The segment includes extensive discussion about Carissa’s complaints regarding a child in the women’s bathroom that resulted in the show losing a potential office space. The hosts coach Chuy between dates as he nervously meets Tiffany, Laken, and Jenna, with one more ‘wild card MILF’ to come after the break.
Segments
- Opening and Film Fest Update [00:00:01] — Dale announces film fest videos are online for fan voting at klbjfm.com and promotes the 2017 comedy cruise featuring Matt Bearden, Mike McCrae, and Jimmy Roulette on Royal Caribbean.
- Pop Cop [00:01:47] — Matt performs Pop Cop bit covering Taylor Swift/Tom Hiddleston breakup, Brazzers data leak, Anthony Weiner documentary, Greta Van Susteren leaving Fox News, Hillary Clinton’s coughing fit, pandas removed from endangered list, and dog owners being less likely to cheat.
- Facebook Group Complaints [00:04:48] — Dale rants about being added to the ‘Jill Stein Dank Meme Stash’ Facebook group without permission and successfully tracks down and unfriends the person who added him (Daniel Kilbride).
- The Lost Office Story [00:09:29] — Dale reveals the show lost a potential office space in the basement because the station is building a nursing room instead, blaming Carissa’s complaints about a child in the women’s bathroom.
- Carissa Bathroom Controversy [00:14:43] — Extended argument where Dale accuses Carissa of lying about multiple women complaining about a child in the bathroom. Carissa claims she talked to four or seven people but can only name Whitney. Dale suggests Carissa’s bathroom habits actually drove the nursing room construction.
- Trevlar the Sensitive Discussion [00:20:31] — Hosts discuss the Trevlar the Sensitive Facebook parody account mocking Carissa’s boyfriend. Matt reveals Carissa said her boyfriend’s arms ‘can’t really lift anything’ when discussing moving help. Carissa blocked the parody account.
- Chuy Arrives for Speed Dating [00:27:01] — Chuy finally arrives after being stuck on MoPac. Hosts discuss his visible anxiety (rating it 8 out of 10) and try to calm him down before the speed dating begins.
- On Speed Dating Introduction [00:36:05] — Amber from On Speed Dating explains the concept and describes their themed events (Size Matters, Hung Night, Beauty and the Geek, etc.). She offers first 100 listeners free entry with code ‘Dudley’.
- Date #1: Tiffany [00:44:42] — Chuy’s first speed date with Tiffany, 22, from Dallas. Awkward but improving conversation about her hairstyling work, his cats (Bill Crosby and Crixus), and drinking preferences. Chuy makes her laugh.
- Date #2: Laken [00:49:35] — Chuy dates Laken (L-A-K-E-N), 25, from Tyler, Texas. They bond over small town origins, discuss her work as a colorist, EDM shows, and restaurants. Dale interrupts to reveal he’s also from Robert E. Lee High School.
- Date #3: Jenna [00:55:43] — Most successful date with Jenna, 29, from Pennsylvania. Strong connection over Forrest Gump, both being from tiny towns, and understanding service industry personality shifts. She admits to being nervous too.
- Break Setup [01:00:37] — Hosts prepare for break before final ‘wild card MILF’ contestant. Dale gives Chuy a pep talk about not comparing himself to CJ and reminds him the women are just as nervous.
Recurring Bits
- Pop Cop [00:01:47] — Matt performs celebrity news segment covering Taylor Swift breakup, Brazzers leak, Anthony Weiner documentary, political figures, pandas, and dog owners
Guests
- Amber (other) [00:36:05] — Co-founder of On Speed Dating, organized the speed dating event with Chuy and explained their various themed speed dating nights
- Tiffany (other) [00:44:42] — 22-year-old hairstylist from Ruiz Salon, first speed dating contestant, discussed Dallas background and cats
- Laken (other) [00:49:35] — 25-year-old colorist from Ruiz Salon, second speed dating contestant from Tyler, Texas who went to Robert E. Lee High School
- Jenna (other) [00:55:43] — 29-year-old hairstylist from Ruiz Salon from small town Pennsylvania (Kerwinsville), third contestant with strongest connection to Chuy
Quotes
I shouldn’t have to search for a chair or missing mouse at my age
Dale Dudley [00:11:37]
There’s a young lady laying out such horrific stinky deuces that my baby’s gagging
Dale Dudley [00:17:56]
His arms can’t really lift anything
Matt Bearden [00:25:02]
Women are not magical. They’re no more magical than you.
Dale Dudley [00:32:00]
Part 3: Chuy’s Speed Dating!
The show conducts a live speed dating session for producer Eric ‘Chuy’ Alderete with four women from a local salon. After meeting each woman individually, Chuy chooses Jenna from Pennsylvania for a fully-paid date. The segment includes discussion of On Speed Dating events offering free slots to listeners. The final hour shifts to Dale discussing Netflix’s ‘Slow TV’ phenomenon, Saudi Arabia documentary recommendations, and various other topics.
Segments
- Speed Dating Setup [00:00:00] — Dale introduces the speed dating segment for Chuy and promotes On Speed Dating events with code ‘Dudley’ for 100 free spots (50 already claimed).
- Jenna V. (Wildcard) [00:02:11] — The fourth speed dating candidate, Jenna V. from Northern California, meets Chuy. She’s a 34-year-old divorced single mom studying traditional Chinese medicine.
- Post-Dating Deliberation [00:06:03] — Hosts discuss the candidates while Chuy deliberates. Dale and Bob note chemistry indicators and try not to influence his choice, though they clearly favor the last candidate.
- The Choice [00:16:47] — After much deliberation, Chuy chooses ‘number three’ (Jenna from Pennsylvania) for the free dinner date. Bob suggests number four might have been ‘over his head.’
- Meeting All Candidates [00:17:38] — All four women are brought back into the studio. The chosen Jenna agrees to the date. Hosts discuss salon dynamics and give Rui’s Salon a plug.
- Netflix Slow TV Discussion [00:22:36] — Dale introduces Norwegian ‘Slow TV’ phenomenon on Netflix, including seven-hour unedited train rides and other real-time programming that has become surprisingly popular.
- Saudi Arabia Documentary [00:28:05] — Dale passionately recommends a new Netflix documentary about Saudi Arabia, discussing human rights abuses and U.S. complicity. He calls the country’s practices ‘horrific.’
- Oregon Rock Formation Destruction [00:33:40] — Discussion of vandals caught on drone footage destroying a sandstone formation called the Duck Bill in Oregon. Parallels drawn to earlier Utah incident.
- Prediction Corner Debate [00:54:51] — Daniel attempts to present expired predictions from the ‘Prediction Corner’ bit, leading to a meta-discussion about whether failed predictions make good radio content.
- Comedy Cruise Promotion [01:01:32] — Bob promotes the Dudley and Bob comedy cruise to Honduras and Mexican Riviera, featuring Matt Bearden, Mike McCray, and Jimmy Roulette, booked through Paradise Vacation Travel.
Recurring Bits
- Prediction Corner [00:54:51] — Daniel attempts to review expired predictions, sparking debate about the bit’s format. Predictions about Chuy’s dating life, contract negotiations, and other topics are read but most have not come true.
Guests
- Amber (other) [00:00:00] — Representative from On Speed Dating, facilitating the speed dating segment and offering promotional codes to listeners
- Jenna V. (other) [00:02:11] — Speed dating candidate from Northern California, 34, divorced single mom studying traditional Chinese medicine
- Jenna (Pennsylvania) (other) [00:16:47] — Speed dating candidate from Pennsylvania working at Rui’s Salon, chosen by Chuy for the date
Callers
- unnamed [00:51:06] — Called to comment on Chuy’s choice, mentioned knowing Jenna and made an inappropriate comment about her appearance Brief interaction, caller made a crude remark (‘sweater puppies’) that the hosts noted but moved past quickly
Quotes
I’ll be the only prick in your life
Jenna V. [00:05:55]
When somebody says if we go on another date, that’s an opening
Dale Dudley [00:07:44]
Anybody that thinks they’ve talked to God is a whack job in my particular belief
Dale Dudley [00:29:03]
Good choice, no sweater puppies boy, have fun
Caller [00:51:12]